Funny Karate MUST SEE!!

[SuryanWarrior]

Shame to you for pretending to be a karate master.Stupid idiot just a fake.Osu

[adamfire1357]

grafting

[DJahop]

this is depressing lol

[petrucci15]

this is why i went to china for my training! for REAL experts :P

[AKFFlyingDragons]

LOL

[Diosdeluniverse]

Jajaja you fucking retard jajajaja

[SzaONE1]

haha xD

[MrAlexdive]

my god tell somebody to him to stop, before brake his head...

[superpinoyxxx]

if he put this in americas funniest home video he could have won 100k lmao

[eightday]

Carpentry used to suck before the invention of the saw.

[Rototok]

Just a matter of trial amount :-) very funny! Thanks a lot!

[doloran]

Goku would be so dissapointed

[MrAppolo777]

nex time try breaking your scull, it'll be much easier for you then breaking the board. . .

[TheAtomicist42]

Board holder fail.

I have personally put my fist through 2" of oak. It was not treated any differently than any other wood at the hardware store. Most wood for commercial sale is dried in order to reduce warping afterwards. It was not nearly as easy as getting my fist into all of your mothers though. XD

[fatsomamacheese]

@TheAtomicist42 A few things we all learned about you after you posted this:

1. You have never put your fist through any object whatsoever.

2. You are a virgin.

3. You have no friends.

[pimpdalyrical]

At first, it really was the guy holding the board's fault. He was giving. The board might as well be a cooked noodle if the guy holding it can't keep it supported.

On the blocks though, that's all FAIL. I think he got flustered by the previous failing and couldn't concentrate.

[kizzadawg22]

breakable boards are only used for demonstrations and are basically cheating. Real martial artist do not use breakable boards. Of course the boards do need to be dried up so the moisture of the wood is out, thats it. It is all about the technique not power. Power comes from the right technique. Ps. No martial art is better than another, people who make comments like Mr. rubix are obviously not a Martial artist. If you were you would have respect for every art style that is out there.

[fatsomamacheese]

@kizzadawg22 MMA has pretty much proven that no, not all martial arts are equal. Some are down right retarded and have nearly zero use outside their own very restrictive rules for engagement.

[TheRokkis]

@fatsomamacheese True. Alas that's pretty weird thing to say about sport which also has set of rules. Best martial art for MMA is one with same rules, so you don't have to learn anything you can't use in the ring and you'll be able to focus on things you're allowed to do. For example guy who likes to pluck out eyeballs and kick to the groin wouldn't make a good MMA fighter, but he would be pretty effective on the streets, which, by the way, was originally point of martial arts.

[fatsomamacheese]

@TheRokkis I'm pretty sure the accuracy, speed, and force required to be a good eye ball plucker would render that form of martial arts relatively useless.

My point, and it's a valid one, is that nearly all forms of martial arts were exposed by MMA except for a select few that were actually useful in a real fight. While I'm sure eye ball scratching could be dangerous, I don't think the practitioner would be seen as honorable in the slightest and would be dispatched in his sleep.

[TheRokkis]

@fatsomamacheese It's a whole another eyes when to scratch eyes and when to start kicking balls and we probably shouldn't debate over it in the internet anyway. Though I agree not all the martial arts seem to be effective in fight, I have to disagree that any sports with rules could be used as test field for their effectiveness in other environment. I feel it's like deciding who's best boxer by arm wrestling.

Honor would be least of my worries if I was assaulted and fighting for my life.

[fatsomamacheese]

@TheRokkis I think MMA is a LITTLE bit better of a test of which Martial Arts are actually useful in a real fight than two boxers arm wrestling...just a SMIDGE...

[TheRokkis]

@fatsomamacheese Sure. Point was why use it as indicator anyway, since the only reliable way is to go out and start picking fights. In my opinion MMA ring is only a good test field to see which person is good at MMA ring. There isn't martial arts fighting each other, there are people who have trained something and now they're playing abiding the rules. I think we both understand what we're trying to say, and we both think we're right, so this isn't giving any more insight =P

[Yavrumritze]

lolllllllllllll karate sucks........ its like a dance not fight

[kjr2296]

"Boards don't hit back."

[jawryu]

Fool..accept your a show off and can't even manage..blames others..guess he couldn't blame the bricks.

[violentkid999]

HAHAHA...what a idiot

[amazigharif]

hahaha i pissed in my pant xD

[yda4nik1988]

IF YOU CANT BREAT boards! THEN ATLEAST YOU WILL MAKE THE BOARD SUFFER! LOL

[Rubberdinghyrapids]

the things we do to get away from the wife

[Yavrumritze]

lol.... karate sucks.... show not more.... lol.... what a looser

[sicilianbushi]

asshole, before making shit teach ur partners how to hold the woods

[Casey213e]

brainbuster

[noxtimor]

stunts.... S-T-U-N-TS

[Imtheman19871]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaah

[fashiondesigner124]

hes got brain damage.Thats why he would stop

[aquaboy26]

All I have to say is one thing... hahaha

[Ducha2226]

epic face :D :D

[ezamismyname]

if i cant do it so r u!

[VincentGreece]

brain damage, no brain no pain

[spidermonkeynr1]

chuck noris can do it

[chingsley]

he`s a cock chewing retard, I hope his fuckin head falls off!

[Beakerfanz]

He must have a big splitting headache later.

[Electricianassistant]

epic failure

[NewZealfighter]

I think I will buy that video Ha ha ha

[007shockboy]

u need a lot of help!! lol

[MajinVegeto89]

cant be many braincells left in his head after that

[cougarfighting]

you gotta love the excuses he makes.

[archyyoungbaby]

what a thick cunt, dont waste your time on one piece or two just go for the concrete........use you ki apparentlyit works

[Newwwbie1]

He's a real blockhead

[integra0guy]

lol his techniques were horrible and his ki was not all there, ki is the energy you channel in when doin a technique , in my years of karate i know it takes alot ki just perfect and make every technique perfect and powerful

[Agungada]

hahahhaha,,i always laugh wathing this

[toribasher123]

or GET A SAW!

[toribasher123]

how about you charge each other like a joust battle

[Berkrim]

This guy lost a lot of brain cells. But don't worry...he's still getting ideas.

[BigSlimist]

ahaha! i hope he gets brain damage LOL! 'Arhhhh' and he cracks hes skull lol.

[Braindestructor]

haahah

[bennyDelshad48]

dude he needs to use a special breaking board this retard is trying to break wood that they use for 2 by fours..... idiots

[pornpan96]

hahahaa no he is not smart,bruce lee was smart he was just jumpin and kickin like a cha cha faggot , this fag forgettin the key point, in karate fake shit the boards must have speaces in bettween so when u have sticks separatin the boards you can break even 20 of em,, he is just an idot ..

[B0SSNINE]

Actually, Bruce Lee wasn't a fag.

Also, in any martial arts, you DO use real boards.

[onelovetopher]

black belt that doesnt know how to channel his ki -____- his belt is bullshit then oh well it was funny =]

[xiaoli26]

I don't move at all~ didn't that made him mad and punch him?? O_O LOL

[KirkhamsEbooks]

We have tools for this

Rick

[faridfaiza]

@KirkhamsEbooks lolz apparently he's a tool too, but useless one hahahaha

[DunxMeister]

"i didn't move at all" AKA give it up you prick lol

[vkitet]

get a saw dude!!

[Rugantinoo]

who's this idiot? xD

[tombstone200]

lol i can make fun of him cause im fucking awsome. your martail arts is a joke lol u suck fagget.

[shredder710]

this isnt funny. nobody must see. i cant even do this shit i cant make fun of him

[Vaxxel]

I saw this guys book in barnes and noble today.

[codeagent47]

black belt my ass!

[rmcjcluv]

if you ever get hassled by wooden boards on a dark night- just remember this dudes teaching and all will be well for you.

[mason62100]

Haha! You are so right, man! XD

[eMAn88171]

he is going back in the first tries

[coltonronaldo7]

i think he has a concusion now

[themassivemidget36m]

in the dictionary under DOUCHEBAG is - the guy in this video

[headhunter4519]

self proclaimed "masters"..... there are way too many of them.

[kwon213]

LOL fail x5

[Mralbanian100]

he is a loser.

[MVMFM]

no coment...JUJUJU JAAJAJJAJAJAJA JUAAAAS JUAS JUASJUAS ... sorry..

[xXDeadxOnxArrivalXx]

I get a kick out of these Bruce Lee wannabe dumbasses who try to break these boards, and then when it turns out they can't, they blame the person holding the board. That may have been an acceptable excuse... until he tried it on the cinderblocks and he *still* couldn't do it. What was his excuse then?

[DxChao]

there white what do u expect LOL( no offence :P)

[refereeingpesty]

I break boards with my farts!!

[mrfunnycunt]

what a fuk head lmao thats pretty funny!!!!

[twizzlerTrix]

i break boards with my c-o-c-k

[th3s0ulja2280]

dick cant even break a board, asshole

[icecremer]

can you?

[XeroXeroZeven]

partially the holder's fault, its hard to break with a moving board

[screaming4twilight]

ok. one of his problems is that hes stopping when he hits the board. what u need to do is build up 'artificial anger' i like to call it and aim to hit the holder or the ground, whatever works for ur situation. oh and it u do hit the holder and they complainwell, thats too bad for them, isnt it?

[lucaineire]

what tha fuck???

[MMAfighter70]

he probably had a serious headache after that

[Xavier350]

it was too thick

[tooala23]

they shud of thown da boards to his head it made no differents lol

[Traps59]

Boards hit back

[chlifa]

Sometimes I whish that gichin funakoshi and other ancient masters could see this guy. They would get tears from laughing and would never develope karate or they would insert an IQ-Test before someone learns Karate. Might be the world could be safer against these kind of "heroes" ^^.

[smissing]

hahaha..he's so funny..haha

[mocassinoqueen]

patetico... ha dato tante d quelle testate ke si è rincoglionito xD

[negaliusakyt]

I think "head" can be used somewhere else e.g. think before doing it LOL

[DEDEPLDEDE]

hahahah KRAATE MASTER hahahaah

[TheBunEater]

KRAATE MASTER? as in crate boxes manager at a local wal-mart?

[juxboy]

hahahaha

[periperi84]

get a life man!

[radiantair777]

DUMB ASS

[RC01]

Didn't he know he wasn't just doing it right.

[pgurung04]

i once did karate when i was small and my master breaker two boards with a hand but i don't know about head i didn't see it because i came to England.

[kenposky]

What an idiot! Make sure you can do it before you film it!!!!

[RaptormanMT]

Too bad he didn't realize that you need to buy breakable boards that have been structurally weakened by being baked. That's how it's done.

He actually thought he had the power to break a real, ordinary board.

[xHizukax]

@RaptormanMT lols...... you have exposed the secrets of martial arts wood breaking jutsu... hahahaha

[demboys18]

@RaptormanMT What's great is when people try to break regular cinder blocks (construction grade). And of course, were do they try to hit it? Right smack-dab over the middle (were the central beam of support is). OUCH.

[Hghmful]

@RaptormanMT

I think the 1st guy was using the right technique, not his fault.

[WaiteDavidMSPhysics]

@RaptormanMT If you're a weakling, raptor, sure you could do that. In the real world though ordinary real boards aren't that hard to break though they are harder to break than brick due to flex. Actually he likely had the grains crossed.

[TheAtomicist42]

@WaiteDavidMSPhysics Thank you! A lot of boards break a LOT easier than human bones! It's all about the tensile strength. There are plastic "breaking boards" for beginners that have two pieces that take a calculated amount of force to separate but once you graduate to the real thing they seem pretty weak.

Boards hit back exactly as hard as you hit them. Body mechanics, aka good form, breaks better than strength.

Remember, Force = Mass x Acceleration!

[ANiMALL0VER]

rikit som ****** ********