Why Twilight Sucks

[surfergurl4life26]

Hey at least I'm not a gay drunk addict making a fucked up dumb video about why one of the most popular movies series in the fuckin u.s sucks.  Hmmmmm

[Jsidhu762]

@surfergurl4life26 Drunk addict? Companies have successfully sold pieces of shit before. Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Halo 3, Spiderman 3, and The Titanic to name a few. Twilight fans won't shut up about Twilight; Twilight haters won't shut up about Twilight fans. What a paradox.

[BRm2008]

no i wanna kill the fans of this as they are tragic pathetic and have no brain or taste

[doctor42o]

its all just brainwashing TV so who the fk cares..just dont watch it

[surfergurl4life26]

Shut up fags twilight rocks

[Ron900123]

@surfergurl4life26 GAY

[BRm2008]

@surfergurl4life26 u dumb bimbo. if u like that shit. its even dumb for girls. anyone with a brain and taste dont watch this stupid fucking shit.

[pmb79]

Sounds like these guys watched the whole thing! I tried to watch twice and never made it past 15 minutes!!! worst movie ever!

[savannahribeiro]

VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!

Just because you want to "Pioneer" a genre, doesn't mean you need to fuck up hundreds of years worth of mythology from millions of cultures!

F**K

[PotterHead395]

I agree with the fat man

[1prottoy]

Remeber back in the day that vampire sucks blood not DICKS!

[fsffsa5325324]

I would love to see Edward and Jacob both fight a real vampire at the same time. Maybe they could fight someone like...Oh, I don't know... NOSFERATU MUTHA FUCKERS!!! Now HE is what I call a vampire!!!

[CammehYaBams]

watch?v=hsnU4asoO9I Here's my reaction to the Breaking Dawn trailer... it's quite awesome if I say so myself, haha. I know this is a bit spam-ish but you won't regret watching it :P

[SatoruAkashiRed]

Justin Bieber should play Edward in the next movie 2 times the faggotry FTW!!

[Crazyphil2008]

1. Vampires don't sparkle in the sun unless they just burst into flames

2.WEREWOlVES DON"T CHANGE DURING THE DAY OUR AT WILL

3. VAMPIRE love only works with other vampires cause when ever a vampire falls in love with a mere mortal things go wrong MOSTLY SHIT LIKE TWILIGHT HAPPENS but here is another more beliveable scene old 1940's dracula movie about draculas younger years he falls in love with girl but ENDS UP KILLING HER

4. WEREWOLVES and Vampires don't get along for any reason

[DimSimToughBitch]

Friday+Twilight: Kissing with the fairy, I mean vampire Kissing with the puppy, I mean werewolf Gotta make my mind up, which freak should I take? It's Twilight, Twilight corrupt some minds with Twilight Everybody's looking forward to reading Harry Potter Twilight, Twilight, corrupt some minds with Twilight Everybody's looking forward to reading Harry Potter Stalking chicks stalking chicks Yeah! Stalking chicks stalking chicks Yeah! Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Looking forward to reading HP

[Abhraxxas]

Sparkles, lives in a forest, is a vegetarian..

Fairy maybe, NOT a Vampire.

Thumbs up if you agree folks!

[ElliotSpencerBassett]

I remember when vampires sucked blood, NOT DICK!

[BALPHAZAR1701]

I was made to sit through twighlight (the pile of horse shit that it is!) and while sitting there I secretly hoped Buffy would come out of the woodwork and put an end to all our misery! The perfect end to the waste of life that twighlight is! Twighlight is so bad, I will bet it takes more years of your life than smoking! Don't blame the actors though.. There was a director.. Somone said "Yes, this is what we want to see you do!" Do blame the writer! What a useless tit that woman is!

[halorechfreak2]

my freind watched this movie and it just burt off all of his facial fetures

[TheFlamingDoh2]

One thing I don't think Twilight fans realize is that vampires don't have a bloodflow and therefore cannot get erections. Have fun with that, Stephanie Meyer.

[hitmarkerpro1]

fuck twilight

[XxPunkerkittyXx]

now everyone think: vampirefan=twilightfan... that sucks -_-

twilight is not gay, all gay ppl think twilight sucks, too

[LaughLoveLiveJill]

Hey I'm with the skinny guy on the left it might be a dumb movie but I still liked it!! Oh and mr.fatguy on the right if u think twilight sucks then stick some fireworks in ur pants and get real!!!

[jatotsusuken]

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be satire and they are ripping on people who hate twilight for no reason... Because he brought up some arguments I would expect from a 5th grader who has seen nothing but a trailer. I truely hate Twilight and the terrible series, but... Who the fuck cares if the vampire is 100 years old? This is absurd.

[CWN89]

@jatotsusuken That point was more about her being 17 than it was about him being 100.

[WaffleLord74]

i really wish jacob and edwed (whatever) just ate those girls

[urbangekko]

Thumbs up if you want to see Hank J Wimbleton (Madness Combat) massacre all the Twilight Vampires and Werewolves and then feed Bella to Tricky.

(Copy and Paste this on other vids involving Twilight)

[HeaveyMeatel1234]

@urbangekko hahaha or Blade!

[Gr3kstudio]

of course twilight sucks just watch it ,it was made for emo persons.i hope the actors feel the emo vibe and kill themselfs.

[fangrrlofnigahiga]

@Gr3kstudio i went a little emo (style of clothes) once. always hated twilight, always will :)

[SilverInsanity]

Plot?  What plot? As I recall, the entire movie/book is "WHINE WHINE WHINE HOT GUY WHINE WHINY WHINE" until the end, like the attack stuff is tacked on to make it "interesting."

[xelbaga1987]

the only way i'm ever watching twilight is as a porn version with silly story and hot fucking

[SuckerGamer]

Twilight made Vampires into faggots.... -____-

[boobgun222]

(jacob) oh srry i gots to stop talking to take off my shirt

twilight sucks lol

[TopClassFighter2]

Yes that man is right twilight does suck

[NedrevikOWNS]

Do the pope write porn? Nice.

[13Yeared]

Twilight can suck my New Moons.

[iluvenmetal]

@13Yeared LOL! I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

[AnimeRikku1]

@13Yeared lol

[Blacckkfire]

@13Yeared ROFL!!! thanks soo much that made me laugh soo hard

[jh565bb]

veggie vamps suck underworld do the best representation of vampires

[cooltyrannosaur1]

i dont watch baby movies, i hate them as much as i hate twilight.

[EnglishMikey]

Before Twilight, vampires were the fucking shit. Now, thanks to Robert 'sucks dick' pattinson, they are downright gay! Thumbs up if agree!

[AronHallan]

@EnglishMikey they look good on true blood IMO :) Russel is the shit

[TenshixXxAkuma]

@EnglishMikey I would totally agree with you except that It is all Stephenie Meyer's fault, ALL her fault and not really Robert's.. I know he totally sucked in twilight but his performance as Cedric in Harry Potter was preeetty good.

[Evilmonkey66699]

@EnglishMikey don't blame him for that, if your going to blame him for something blame him for his inability to act or the fact that he is a hollywood whore for doing a series of films that he honestly hates just for the money. But save the blame for the whole Twilight ruining Vampires on that fat, delusional, I'm in love with a bunch of text on a piece of paper Stephine Meyre who "wrote"(and I use that term loosely) that insult to literature and good taste.

[teanicolae]

@EnglishMikey I think it's "Thanks Stephanie Meyer".

[MrDinosaurman]

@EnglishMikey i fully agree

[cooltyrannosaur1]

ITS SO TRUE! TWILIGHT IS THE WORST MOVIE (besides lame baby movies) EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevean2]

@cooltyrannosaur1 why are you watching baby movies in the first place? o.0

[UmbrellasSpy]

'' They can walk in the sunlight'' That's not a vampire that's an albino'' LOL

[papermachet88]

I'm sorry to say, but the first guy is not terribly articulate and it made it difficult for me to keep watching. He kept stumbling on his words and even had a hard time ending a sentence :/ But I do agree with the Twilight parts lol

[erasaka82]

theres nosuchthing as a vegitarian vampire

[JesseThunderwake]

@erasaka82 Very true. Although I hate to break it to you but in Meyer's defense, there is actually no such thing as a vampire in the first place. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

[JackInTheBox1616]

@JesseThunderwake but we can all agree that iwas a very stupid idea. no the sparkling was the worst.

[BogdanSesshomaru]

@JesseThunderwake Blasphemer!

[Sjazz87]

@JesseThunderwake Yeah, but at least she could have respected the mythology of it

[WRK004]

@JesseThunderwake True but if you are going to write about a fictional character at least have the respect to adhere to the laws governing such a character and plus if you are going to make up your own rules don't break them by the end of the story just for the sake of the two main characters. There has to be a sense of sacrifice in a story like this and nothing happens for all of the build up. It just leads to an anticlimactic finale. That is why IMO Twilight is a horrible story.

[ladygagaobsessed14]

im also 14

and twilight sucks!!

they gave vampires a bad name!

what kinda vampire shines in the sun?? wtf haha

[ShuggaSmackk]

@ladygagaobsessed14 gay ones :) just like the cullens :S

[ladygagaobsessed14]

im also 14

and twilight sucks!!

they gave vampires a bad name!

what kinda vampire shines in the sun?? wtf haha

[spillerofblood666]

the book wasnt that bad until they made the damn movie. twilight seriously sucked and they made edward really ugly in my opinion

[hypershadow987]

The reason why twilight is gay they ripped off vampires. First off vampires burn when they are in the light. second of all they suck blood to live. Third the don't have sex with humans or anything they are fucking dead. Lastly the vampires look nothing like vampire nor do they have any resemblence to a vampire only the fangs barely. On another note the creator of the twilight books/movies based it off of a sex dream that she had where basicly the books and movies are about sex. That is all

[TheSkareCroe]

Twilight is shit. And not in a good way. if you want a real sexy vampire watch "Interview wit ha vampire" there are so sexy and sensual and they dont sparkle...

[PenusComenter]

Penus



[ZbadOne4Ever]

Liking twilight is just a confirmation that the people who read them are idiots.

[zmiXXedz]

Back in my day vampires sucked blood, not cock.

[Pedr6500]

dont be silly if gilmore girls met the lost boys it would still be better than twilight

[evilshadowducky911]

its funny how this barely gets any hate from the twilight fans because there are no arguments to be made for all that has been said in this video is impossible to argue with

[kungfooactionjesus]

Where the fuck is Simon Belmon when you need him?

[JesseThunderwake]

@pillsberryboy1 I shaved. This was two years ago.

[pillsberryboy1]

@JesseThunderwake Do I care? No I don't.

[Shinugure]

@pillsberryboy1 S.M. made all this money because who read her storys are not but bullshit head sad ppl who cant understand the simple difference between a fary tale and a vampire tale, and, properly, more than half of the world's teenagers are like that. Now, ruining your argument, wtf if that bitch made "billions"? Are you getting some of those by being such a badass who cant figure out that Twilight is one of the worst books of the history of mankind?

Grow up and go read Lord Of The Rings.

[Maverick438]

@pillsberryboy1 oh your cool no one cares how rich that author is twilight still sucks

[MrDeadeyes]

@pillsberryboy1 Seriously? You talk shit over the internet and they have no lives? :P

[narutofan769]

@pillsberryboy1 your calling them fat besides the only reason the gay series made any money because the people who like are just like bella they have no lives .i live on the Olympic peninsula so i have to deal with twitards all the time

[omedicius]

i can't breathe XD

[MattFerroFilms]

.....and just for the record. Why is it that edward is hundreds of years old yet still is just as immature as a 16 year old douche kid? I think it's safe to say he's no Bill Compton.

( "TRUE BLOOD" ROCKS! )

[MattFerroFilms]

This franchise is completely retarded. All it is is just a complete mockery of the mythology of vampires and werewolves. aFor example, werewolves don't become wolfs when ever they want to, nor do they control their actions when they're in that state. They go through painful transformations during the full moon and will kill anyone they come in contact with. Also vampires don't sparkle when sunlight hits them, they burst into flames. Completely idiotic.....

[crazynick66]

twlight is stupid how does not the vampire not die if sun comes out????

[Thelegoterrapin]

I would like to say vampires DON'T sparkle.

[lurchipoo]

If I had a choice between watching Twatlight or shoving a spoon up my ass...I'd take the safe route and shove a spoon up my ass.

Twilight sucks my gonads.

[DragonitePaladin]

@lurchipoo same here i would same here....... and @windrix1 you couldnt be more right lmao those ppl are retards to the max..... look how fked the world is :/ im 17 and i dont approve of this one bit...... got kids my age these days doing all kinds of stupid shit that the MEDIA and popularity tells them to. One good example is the rise of fame for Justin baber (a complete dipshit who should be squished under a rock).

[SupaRaptaJesus]

I believe that all twilight lovers should be put in concentration camps and shot

[windrix1]

It's just a plot to convert the already puritainized American society in to mormons. It's completely virginized. Bella and Edward is America's wet dream. White, virgin, boring, drug free, aprty free, non rebellious, dildos.

[xbox360fanatic123]

this movie does suck!

[0BornofDesire0]

If only Alucard would kill edward

[dariusdise]

Jim tells it how it is :]

[6thhokagephil]

seeing people bash this movie makes me smile and gives mee a warm feeling in my heart..

Anyone who hates this movie and makes videos on why it sucks....thank you, thank you and your awesomeness

[stevean2]

@6thhokagephil no thank YOU! ^^ to me twilight is piece of utter bullshit, thank you for relizeing that,

[MeatBloodStew]

@6thhokagephil SO FUCKING TRUE

[Noobfromafar]

Twilight can fuck off, as we're now looking at a Xanga-based movie. YES, the bitch lives out her life and we get to see her, stupid. I'd stick to Darren Shan XD

[IHateJustinBieber66]

twilgiht is shit.

[CeteCiCoteLA]

lol @ lost boys meets gilmore girls...yesterday i told sum1 that twilight sucked, and they told me that i was crazy and new moon is the best vampire movie ever created after buffy the vampire slayer.

LOL

[sisco47]

that stupid movie has ruined all the clasic good vampire and warewolf movies

[ameygirl323]

i love twilight but i laughed my butt off when he said "thats not a vampire thats an albino" LMFAO

[westside159]

first time i tried to watch , i fell asleep in a coma

[nakaxa]

want real vampires? go see Dracula..OLDSKOOL

[sasukeblowsme]

yeah! Bram Stoker and Bela Lugosi style :D

[t56yt56yt]

A mormon writing a vampire book is like the pope writing porn. OMG!!! LOOOOOOOOL!

[DarkBunnyLord]

@t56yt56yt I really didn't get it. Not mormon, but my parents where and there was really nothing against story's like this... or violence... or anything else. No more than any other religion.

[AAC1990]

"That's not a vampire that's an albino." LMAO

[ItachiTenshi]

Put Edward against Arucard and see what happens ;)

[AAC1990]

@ItachiTenshi Man rape, plain and simple.

[shadowguardianlouie]

@ItachiTenshi Very well said dude!!!! I would like to see Alcuard butcher that fag Edward.

[ItachiTenshi]

@shadowguardianlouie Dudette, actually ;)

[pearlfigther]

So, you're suppose to belive a 100 year old immortal with a perfect soul and body with powers, would fall in love with a dumb empty shell teenager? I pretty sure that he should have gained some insigth...?..Maybe...?..hmm...­maybe?

[biokittie]

Emo vampires suck. True blood rocks.

[uchihatheitachi]

Twilight is the one of most gayest things i've ever seen. what kind of faggotory created it?

[miafan89]

Wesley Snipes needs to deal with Twilight >:D

[psykokiller666]

Why people fall for a pathetic excuse for a vampire and a necrophiliac, I really don't know. I feel sorry for those that fall for dumbs**t Edward. He is worse than an abomination.

[Ikesgurl123]

@psykokiller666 Agreed

[adrastea99]

Haven't seen Twilight yet

[bricksalegend]

@adrastea99 good for you mate

good for you...

[XRandomXShinigamiX]

*sigh* I really.... HATE twilight <:D

[P1llMasterZ]

AHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG FFFUUUNNNYYY SHIT!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH lol fucking amazing!!! great vid

[KanameAlucard1VK1HS]

Just saying, but Twilight makes NO sense.

I mean, Bella has a barrier, that NO ONE can get through, but somehow Jasper and Alice can?

Yeah... what the fuck? They shouldn't be able to feel her emotions or see her future. The stupidity of that author.... //facepalm

[TiffanyCullen]

S.Meyer can't write for shit.

[remakese]

This video sucks almost just as much as twilight, add a ugly white chick who can't act and it would be even.

[CapitanKurosaki]

obviously Edward is retarded...i mean. he's been in the same grade for 107 years!?!??!

[remakese]

@CapitanKurosaki That was actually a really funny comment, real LOL no joke.

[Amenat]

Wow, I love this review. Funny.

[blacklightning35]

right on JesseThunderwake

[4lifehali]

the guy in the black is a fat ass and the dude that talks is a dumb ass you both sux at life your both just jelous

[killerrodan]

@4lifehali Twilight sucks ass.A dog taking a shit made a better story.

[DM4717]

@CoreyHThompson ur a moron...

[DM4717]

i i i really liked this movie... this movie sucked more than your mother on a friday night with a pack of 5 dollar bills down her panties... the latter is more correct.

[assassinator7]

oh my god i can so relate to TheGreatMillz except for loving vampires.I hate vampires

[TheGreatMillz]

Oh my gosh, my love for vampires temporarily went away because of Twilight (but rereading Anne Rice helped revive that love). Twilight had no plot whatsoever, a terrible excuse for a "boyfriend", and a flipping Mary Sue main character. There was no true plot or climax and the only worth it had was "mind candy". These vampires didn't even suck human blood at all: they were "vegetarians". Please, don't give me that. And they sparkled??? No straight man sparkles.

[givemeantlers]

lmao amazing

[xCheezyNoodlesx]

I'm a 14 year old girl. I never watched Twilight. I never read Twilight. And I NEVER will!

[RealFootballForever]

@xCheezyNoodlesx your the hero of all teenage girls.

[xCheezyNoodlesx]

@RealFootballForever thanks! I'm 15 now and I will stick by my promise. xD

[EnglishMikey]

@xCheezyNoodlesx Good for you!

[stevean2]

@xCheezyNoodlesx wise choice.

[OmgItscate]

Gay ass movie

[AquaHedge93]

Cool, barely any fangirls in these comments.

[xxBiteMe21192xx]

WOW I HATE TWILIGHT

[MARSairsofting]

gay movie

[slachx2]

2000's generation is the trashiest movies"twilight"/fashon"emo, lady gaga"/ animes "all heros became girly with emo hairs"

[atomichead777]

twilight is a fucking insult to all vampire films

i'd rather watch van helsing than this piece of crap

[RiceBowlBunny]

I'm a girl and I HATE HATE HATE twilight. Saw 10 minutes of the movie and quickly shut it off.

Besides I hate vampire stories anyways... blah. MOST Vampire stories suck in general... but omg this movie/ book SUCKS!

[FirstNooBy]

Vampires that can walk in the sunlight are retards zz.. :x

[DJBrokenHigh]

I agree with the guy with the glasses

[PsychoJay75]

Fuck Twilight, sparkling vampires my ass. The reason why twi-tards love Edward Cullen is because he sparkles like a fucking diamond. Bitches love diamonds dont they?, so in conclusion they dont see a vampire, only a fucking diamond.

[sorra360]

girls like twilight cause it makes them horny

[HatOCat1]

this year is all fcking about fcking vampires even the fcking special eds are wearing da shirts! twilight sucks fcking ass and is for lonley fat chicks

[Darklinkzelda]

I love vampires, but I HATE twilight! I love the vampires that suck there victims bloob, and burst into flames in the light, not sparkle in the damn light.

[911toothache]

@Darklinkzelda agreed... what ever happened to good old DRACULA!?!

[JinxDarkVampire101]

@Darklinkzelda Both you and doometheultimate are my heroes. TTwTT

[danieljohnmorrissey]

@Darklinkzelda

i fucking agree with you man!thats what REAL vampires are!

[pielord4141]

The vampires of this generation don't suck blood. They suck dick.

[TheFreebornFanatic]

@twilightedward09 We can make fun of Twilight all we like, thanks. And who is the one bitching and complaining on a video called "Why Twilight Sucks"?

Hypocritical, much?

[parisiteinfect]

dude in all black with the yellow sunglasses 100% right on the money 5 stars for you not so much for the other guy

[wdhlaenen]

ahahahaha albino!

[chrisliowknicksfan]

well said

[SidWL]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEPIC WIN

oh and you forgot to mention that she is also a necrophiliac and in the second movie she is deciding whether she should be a necro or a girl who is into bestiality.... yeah, great role model

[icetruckprincess]

LOL, THAT WAS GREAT

[doomertheultimate]

A dull, clingy, emo, brain dead bitch falls in love with a seemingly straight, faggoty-ass, sparkly, white as chalk, vampire. What did you expect from a retarded bitch who can't WRITE FOR SHT!!!

@doomertheultimate A retarded Mormon bitch, no less. Which might explain the whole "Oh, I'm 100 years old yet I'm going to wait until I'm married to have sex" mindset.