Agreed- big SUVs and trucks are retarded unless working in construction or general labor. Owning a huge truck or even an Enzo doesn't mean you are a success. It means you have $. Very different concepts here.
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Most people who hate on 4x4's have never actually driven one to realise the benefits - I think all small cars are crap because they have a crap towing capacity and no storage space..... small cars arn't suitable for everyone - onl the people who have no aspirations in life - does anyone really think," yes.. I drive a Fiesta.. I'm a success!..."
Ignorance.. Douche. You know what they say about men who drive big cars? .. Thats probably you. Size of your car has nothing to do with your success. Besides.. I would consider a ferrari enzo a small car? Wouldnt you?
@DangerDarf Maybe you do consider the Enzo a small car - but thats because you are stupid. A Ferrari Enzo is actually longer and wider than a Land Rover Freelander. Supercars are Big. Don't worry, I dont judge you because you are a dumbass. Yer, I do drive a big car, Because I need to tow with it regularly, therefore its vital to have a large powerful car. And Besides, I didnt say you had to drive a large car to be successful - I just said, are you successful if you drive a Fiesta?
... Your car isn't any representation of how successful you are fhp111, The only people who actually think there car makes them better than anyone else are actually retarded.
@OrangeMonkeyProD Your car is exactly a representation of how successful you are. If you don't think money equates to success you're either a Buddhist monk or incredibly naive. 99.99999% of us will never stray an inch outside the capitalist system, and you'd better believe that money translates into influence, speech, health, sexual attractiveness, etc etc etc...
I guess you can be rich and choose a cheap car if you're 'eccentric', but you sure as hell can't be poor and choose an expensive one.
@reluctable No it is a representation of how rich you are, and being rich only means you were successful at getting money. There are many successful people who do not have alot of money, for example people who saves others lives or have the respect of a community. Some of the richest people in the world have been the killers of thousands. They can afford nice cars, but that does not mean they are better than a humble firefighter driving a people carrier.
@OrangeMonkeyProD I never said a nice car makes you BETTER than anyone else, usually the opposite I'd have thought. But I think it's naively idealistic to consider some mega-rich bastard 'unsuccessful' because they also happen to be a mass murdering dictator.
With the debatable exception of those who inherit wealth, the strong correlation between wealth and success is undeniable. Not all successful people are rich, but the overwhelming majority of rich people are successful.
well our roads arent big enough for them, they waste so much petrol for a person whos driving on their own, there just huge pieces of shit , people that drive em are obnoxcious
They're an unnecessary waste of petrol and space. Not only are they an unnecessary harm on the environment, which stuff like SUV's caused in the first place, but they also create a very shallow and materialistic notions in Americans that bigger is better. There is something endeering and moderate in small cars. A household of 3 people or less just don't need a massive truck or SUV.
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That's your opinon, which I respect. But, some of these SUV's and pick ups have better mileage per gallon of petrol than some small cars... All Petrol powered vehicles, big or small have negative impacts on the environment. In terms of size, if you know you don't need it or can't afford it, why hate on it? I have a family of two, no kids yet, but I drive the Nissan Frontier because of the space it offers. The extra room is useful at any given time. It simply depends on your needs (& taste).
What's wrong with an estate car. suv's are dangerous, don't you care about other peoples safety. Give me 1 example of a small car that does worse mpg than a large suv of a similar age.
What danger? "narwhalffreedomforce" is right, If you drive any car foolishly, the outcome is obviously negative. Your precious (Euro cars), the BMW 3 series and the Alfa Romeos carry the same mpg's as the new Navarra. I get excellent mileage from mine!
Bigger and Heavier is no problem as long as you remember what you are driving is not a compact. There are different ways to drive different vehicles. I get average 19-22 mpg (2.5L Diesel Turbo)... Which I think is excellent. Keep in mind though that the vehicle's engine is well taken care of and I hardly ever push it past 100(kmph).
Thats not a proper argument, you know fair well that trucks aren't as safe. Your probably just insecure and feel safe driving a tank even though it puts everyone at a bigger risk. p.s I whipped you on the mpg think lol.
Ok, I concede... The Mpg is all yours. But, I still maintain that the way you drive dictates what the outcome of any accident (God forbid) will be. People who have accidents with these towering vehicle do so because they don't realize that the center of gravity is much higher than a compact and drive as such. So the vehicle is not a weapon of mass destruction, the driver makes it that way... By the way, you really killed me with the mileage...damn!
thats pretty rude. im here attacking anyone i just wanted to know what the english think of suvs. like i said people here just like big cars. most americans would probably say that youre gay if you drive a compact car. but thats changing now a lot of people do buy smaller cars. but i live in texas and we like our trucks. ha
Some people think people that people who buy suvs are stupid because they perform much worse than normal cars i.e. handling, speed, economy, safety and there inconsiderate because they add unnecessary danger on the roads.
well i guess theyve got a bad rep in the UK. but your argument against the safety of them can be related to any vehicle. anyone who drives recklessly in any vehicle is a threat. just because your behind the wheel of an suv doesnt automatically make you a threat. ill agree that most get terrible gas mileage.
Monsieur Buxton has a point here - could I sue Nissan if my new 4x4 transpired not to be a transformer? Or would my stupid twattish prickness truly be revealed to the world on that day?
I really just don't 'get' the obsession with 4x4's. Why do people want to drive large blocks when they could pick a smaller, cheaper car that actually looks nice?
why do people wear pink polo shirts with the collars turned up? why do they say "yah" instead of "yes" and have friends called Jez and Jems and Tris? this country's full of weird bastards.
The worse case of false advetising ever. I asked 'the man' at the local nissan dealer where the button was to transform the car into asnake as advertised in the advert and he just looked at me, after 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence I was asked to leave............
There is no way on earth anyone who buys one of these is ever going to drive in any of those conditions! The most that thing will have to deal with is the school run in Chelsea!
A car designed to go off road, but driven mostly by women who 'feel safe' in an armored car and feel big when they look down on men driving ordinary cars. Do they doe one in pink?
Could you sue Nissan if you - or an adult with lots of money - buys this and it turns out not to be a Zoid/Transformer thing. I'm looking forward to ATATs and shid like that, more than hover cars.
This clip has made my day. Just brilliant, like watching Bill Hicks and getting that 'thank christ Im not the only person that thinks that' feeling. Good stuff Adam.
Perfectly and entertainingly illustrates everything that Bradsher (NY Times car reviewer) describes in his book "The High and the Mighty". "Dicks" is totally adequate shorthand for personality types documented in target-group profiles by SUV marketeers (quoted by Bradsher). Thanks for this excellent clip, Adam.
they use up loads of fuel which has a very negative knock on effect on the environment. They are unnecessary and are driven by ignorant people like yourself who care very little about the planet. Many cars that use much less fuel than cars such as these are perfectly safe. You may not consider yourself one but on general reflection you are a indeed a 'dick'.
SUV's are more dangerous, much more likly to kill someone than a normal saloon. If there were no SUV's there would be less death on roads. Fuck the enviroment, I just wouldnt want my kids to die because somebody brought a unsafe car.
fair enough but all korean cars are shit. japanese and other luxury suv's are the ones which clog up the roads. please dont take it out on people who actually need them
most Suv's on the roads are used properly its just people single out the couple of incosiderate gits who do drive them for show. it doesnt really matter anyway cuz the extra couple of CO2s they pump out is nothing compared to that of all the other useless crap we buy and has to be shipped over from china.
If suv's were used for what they were built for theyd be hardly any on the roads. Im not only concerend about Co2, we are running out of oil and they are dangerous why should a child die just cus u want a suv.
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most land rovers are used for what they were designed for. its jus that people like you focus in on the people who own them for fun. and what's wrong with that anyway, its a free country, one life people shud live it and it doesnt make a difference anyway.
An suv is more likly to kill somebody than a normal car, maybe people have a right to not get killed by a suv. There bad anyway the clues in the name LAND and ROVER.
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actually on fith gear they proved that for most people over the age of about 10 it was better for them to get hit by a land rover than a ordinary saloon car cuz it spread the weight more evenly across the front and they were then cushioned by the bonnet rather than catapulted over the roof. however i dont give a shit so my land rover has got a bull bar on it so i dont scratch the front when off road.
Statistics mam, statistics are what matter + it's a f in Land Rover, need I say more. Makes u feel big does it ahhhh. It aint a real bull bar, bull bars are just plain steel not plastic show. Its fine offroad keep it there.
What the fuck? There is AD?
axe846 1 year ago
The day they DO invent a 4WD that can transform into giant metal snakes and spiders is the day I buy a 4WD.
I support Adam Buxton's POV and so the fuck should you. If you don't you're an arsehole.
Mentocthemindtaker 1 year ago
Nice work on the clip and gotta love the comments.
PetulantMonkey 1 year ago
stumbled.
and my 1st 'stumbled' post ever =)
theannaalmero 2 years ago
stumbled
mcleaner12 2 years ago
stumbled. hilarious.
HobbsMadness 2 years ago 4
Agreed- big SUVs and trucks are retarded unless working in construction or general labor. Owning a huge truck or even an Enzo doesn't mean you are a success. It means you have $. Very different concepts here.
cartoonheroes87 2 years ago
hahaha crackin!!!
pone69 2 years ago
Dear Santa,
Please can I have a car with spider's legs.
Cheers mate!
DJEdSaunders 2 years ago 3
OOO I am a happy, happy, happy cyclist and teeny tiny car owner!
cyclehelmethair 2 years ago
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Most people who hate on 4x4's have never actually driven one to realise the benefits - I think all small cars are crap because they have a crap towing capacity and no storage space..... small cars arn't suitable for everyone - onl the people who have no aspirations in life - does anyone really think," yes.. I drive a Fiesta.. I'm a success!..."
fhp111 2 years ago
Does anyone actually think, "yes... i drive a landrover... I'm a success!...". Sounds more like a farmer.
TOMBenterprise 2 years ago 4
That's why I use my eight-axle artic to take the kids to school -- and so handy for window shopping, too!.
kfrkk 2 years ago
anyone who thinks their physical and material possessions (including cars and 4x4's) define their success, is more than a failure...
Smatchimo 2 years ago 5
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cashw55 2 years ago
Ignorance.. Douche. You know what they say about men who drive big cars? .. Thats probably you. Size of your car has nothing to do with your success. Besides.. I would consider a ferrari enzo a small car? Wouldnt you?
DangerDarf 2 years ago
@DangerDarf Maybe you do consider the Enzo a small car - but thats because you are stupid. A Ferrari Enzo is actually longer and wider than a Land Rover Freelander. Supercars are Big. Don't worry, I dont judge you because you are a dumbass. Yer, I do drive a big car, Because I need to tow with it regularly, therefore its vital to have a large powerful car. And Besides, I didnt say you had to drive a large car to be successful - I just said, are you successful if you drive a Fiesta?
fhp111 2 years ago
In Denmark you're succesful if you bike to work instead of drive.
Mesterse 2 years ago 4
... Your car isn't any representation of how successful you are fhp111, The only people who actually think there car makes them better than anyone else are actually retarded.
OrangeMonkeyProD 2 years ago 7
@OrangeMonkeyProD Your car is exactly a representation of how successful you are. If you don't think money equates to success you're either a Buddhist monk or incredibly naive. 99.99999% of us will never stray an inch outside the capitalist system, and you'd better believe that money translates into influence, speech, health, sexual attractiveness, etc etc etc...
I guess you can be rich and choose a cheap car if you're 'eccentric', but you sure as hell can't be poor and choose an expensive one.
reluctable 2 months ago
@reluctable No it is a representation of how rich you are, and being rich only means you were successful at getting money. There are many successful people who do not have alot of money, for example people who saves others lives or have the respect of a community. Some of the richest people in the world have been the killers of thousands. They can afford nice cars, but that does not mean they are better than a humble firefighter driving a people carrier.
OrangeMonkeyProD 2 months ago
@OrangeMonkeyProD I never said a nice car makes you BETTER than anyone else, usually the opposite I'd have thought. But I think it's naively idealistic to consider some mega-rich bastard 'unsuccessful' because they also happen to be a mass murdering dictator.
With the debatable exception of those who inherit wealth, the strong correlation between wealth and success is undeniable. Not all successful people are rich, but the overwhelming majority of rich people are successful.
reluctable 2 months ago
@OrangeMonkeyProD Or people who are hugely insecure and suffering from penis envy.
SickBoy1060 1 month ago
SPOT ON!!
jonnyhead 2 years ago
lol
weesy05 2 years ago
It's funny because it's true...
retepvosnul 2 years ago 2
lol, i thought it was real until they said it was drivin by dicks :P
ComedicCrap 2 years ago 5
agreed
KerrBear94 2 years ago
lol
bkjbs762 2 years ago
"driven by mainly dicks" loool
BertAtkinson91 2 years ago 7
whats the difference between a navara and the frontier they look basicly the same.
brudus10 2 years ago
It is the same, its just called navara in the uk
blockmatix 2 years ago
haven't you seen the difference? they do not transform into the same animal! xX
geckotwister 2 years ago 3
lmao
leroux510 2 years ago
lol driven by mainly dicks, It;s true they are, laughing my head off at that, thanks Ad.
lekyim 2 years ago
Stephen!
espley123 2 years ago 3
Just Coming!
StBlackman 2 years ago 3
you've opened a can of comment worms here Dr Buckles ;)
mattmaloneypresents 2 years ago
got all the names wrong lol
hokman1 2 years ago
haha thats funny. is that what the english think of suvs?
narwhalfreedomforce 2 years ago
well our roads arent big enough for them, they waste so much petrol for a person whos driving on their own, there just huge pieces of shit , people that drive em are obnoxcious
ps3sucksassballs 2 years ago
ha then dont come to America. thats like all anybody drives nowadays. i drive a truck. i guess we just like big cars.
narwhalfreedomforce 2 years ago 2
They're a hell of a lot better than the shit created in England!
kbaldeo 2 years ago
They're an unnecessary waste of petrol and space. Not only are they an unnecessary harm on the environment, which stuff like SUV's caused in the first place, but they also create a very shallow and materialistic notions in Americans that bigger is better. There is something endeering and moderate in small cars. A household of 3 people or less just don't need a massive truck or SUV.
quantomintomentum 2 years ago 4
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That's your opinon, which I respect. But, some of these SUV's and pick ups have better mileage per gallon of petrol than some small cars... All Petrol powered vehicles, big or small have negative impacts on the environment. In terms of size, if you know you don't need it or can't afford it, why hate on it? I have a family of two, no kids yet, but I drive the Nissan Frontier because of the space it offers. The extra room is useful at any given time. It simply depends on your needs (& taste).
kbaldeo 2 years ago
What's wrong with an estate car. suv's are dangerous, don't you care about other peoples safety. Give me 1 example of a small car that does worse mpg than a large suv of a similar age.
cashw55 2 years ago 3
What danger? "narwhalffreedomforce" is right, If you drive any car foolishly, the outcome is obviously negative. Your precious (Euro cars), the BMW 3 series and the Alfa Romeos carry the same mpg's as the new Navarra. I get excellent mileage from mine!
kbaldeo 2 years ago
Being heavier and higher of the ground makes it handle worse and causes more damage in a crash. What mpg do you get?
cashw55 2 years ago
Bigger and Heavier is no problem as long as you remember what you are driving is not a compact. There are different ways to drive different vehicles. I get average 19-22 mpg (2.5L Diesel Turbo)... Which I think is excellent. Keep in mind though that the vehicle's engine is well taken care of and I hardly ever push it past 100(kmph).
kbaldeo 2 years ago
The 2.5 diesel Nissan Navara 28.8mpg (uk gallons)
The 3.0 diesel BMW 325 49.6 mpg (uk gallon)
If you seriously cant see how a truck is a more dangerous than a car I seriously think your beyond help
cashw55 2 years ago
i think logic and ignorance are separate entities then
kbaldeo 2 years ago
Thats not a proper argument, you know fair well that trucks aren't as safe. Your probably just insecure and feel safe driving a tank even though it puts everyone at a bigger risk. p.s I whipped you on the mpg think lol.
cashw55 2 years ago
Ok, I concede... The Mpg is all yours. But, I still maintain that the way you drive dictates what the outcome of any accident (God forbid) will be. People who have accidents with these towering vehicle do so because they don't realize that the center of gravity is much higher than a compact and drive as such. So the vehicle is not a weapon of mass destruction, the driver makes it that way... By the way, you really killed me with the mileage...damn!
kbaldeo 2 years ago
Ha! Dick.
leadbellydan 2 years ago
yeah because range rovers and land rovers are world renowned for being shit...
primalsuspence114 2 years ago 2
Is an American's idea of getting around a clumsy truck with no compression. You guys make yourselves look like idiots.
cashw55 2 years ago
thats pretty rude. im here attacking anyone i just wanted to know what the english think of suvs. like i said people here just like big cars. most americans would probably say that youre gay if you drive a compact car. but thats changing now a lot of people do buy smaller cars. but i live in texas and we like our trucks. ha
narwhalfreedomforce 2 years ago
Some people think people that people who buy suvs are stupid because they perform much worse than normal cars i.e. handling, speed, economy, safety and there inconsiderate because they add unnecessary danger on the roads.
cashw55 2 years ago
well i guess theyve got a bad rep in the UK. but your argument against the safety of them can be related to any vehicle. anyone who drives recklessly in any vehicle is a threat. just because your behind the wheel of an suv doesnt automatically make you a threat. ill agree that most get terrible gas mileage.
narwhalfreedomforce 2 years ago
sorry i didnt mean "im here attacking anyone" i meant im not here attacking anyone.
narwhalfreedomforce 2 years ago
Genius. It's so simple yet so clever and funny.
futurecharlie 2 years ago
LOL ur silly
samorgan05 2 years ago
yes. . .yes. . .yes
NohStar 2 years ago
hahaha awesome
tommytom4 2 years ago
just coming...
adamhare04 3 years ago
STEPHEN!
bongmygong1991 3 years ago
What...just coming
agentrogal1 2 years ago
driven by people who tailgate and have no dick!
lukeycoulson 3 years ago
Monsieur Buxton has a point here - could I sue Nissan if my new 4x4 transpired not to be a transformer? Or would my stupid twattish prickness truly be revealed to the world on that day?
lavverlylad 3 years ago 5
nice
FreedomBeats 3 years ago
Brilliant
pinksteady 3 years ago
STEPHEN!
1337ram 3 years ago
just coming!
psychodave0 3 years ago
I really just don't 'get' the obsession with 4x4's. Why do people want to drive large blocks when they could pick a smaller, cheaper car that actually looks nice?
JapeUK 3 years ago 7
why do people wear pink polo shirts with the collars turned up? why do they say "yah" instead of "yes" and have friends called Jez and Jems and Tris? this country's full of weird bastards.
tobyisgreat 3 years ago 3
who cares what they wear or what they say, these dcars simply drink up a lot of fuel and take up lots of space
DevonRe 3 years ago
PMSL
fivedinners 2 years ago
Because they're turn into alligators!
sweetsakurahoney 3 years ago 4
The worse case of false advetising ever. I asked 'the man' at the local nissan dealer where the button was to transform the car into asnake as advertised in the advert and he just looked at me, after 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence I was asked to leave............
RebelMC22 3 years ago 21
Tiny dicks at that. Funny video.
arbitterm 3 years ago 2
y dont u do 1 about the new SEAT or the saab?
steelfudge 3 years ago
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Hah, it's funny how Europeans think that Nissan makes big cars.
thedcninja 3 years ago
Is it me or is this add utterly pointless?
There is no way on earth anyone who buys one of these is ever going to drive in any of those conditions! The most that thing will have to deal with is the school run in Chelsea!
A car designed to go off road, but driven mostly by women who 'feel safe' in an armored car and feel big when they look down on men driving ordinary cars. Do they doe one in pink?
nightlite79 3 years ago 3
My Citreon C4 turns into robot like...........In your face
osbertos 3 years ago
Bravo monsieur!
Motherfella 3 years ago
Glad to say my name is not Richard and you'll never catch me driving a pointless 4X4 type thing
Blenkinsop999 3 years ago
All 5 of them combine to form VOLTRON!!
McConsumer 3 years ago 16
You sir are the win! :D
JapeUK 3 years ago
"driven by mainly dicks" LMAO
Was this on a TV show? I see a Bravo logo top right.
SpirAn1971 3 years ago 4
I'm assuming he just recorded the advert from Bravo 2 and then dubbed over it :)
MichaelWatt 3 years ago
NISSSAN PETROL ROX EVERY SINGLE CAR ONROAD AND OFROAD too bad usa dosent doest import them
alm3252 3 years ago
Dick. :D
Oh, and you wrote doesn't twice.
May i say, ROFLMAO ;3
CupcakeThing 3 years ago
is that joe doing the voiceover? :)
chris23ace15 3 years ago
Buxton
simplelife88393 3 years ago
Pure class!
strag1 3 years ago
class. pure class
lozington95 3 years ago
I want a spider-car. Yes, I'm the dick who'd drive one of those pointless stupid cars...
RomanatorII 3 years ago
actually the funniest thing ever
lozington95 3 years ago 2
brilliant. just brilliant.
Skyefree 3 years ago
WE WANT MEBOX WE WANT MEBOX
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bobnbob82 3 years ago
Brilliant. I'm an avid 4x4 basher, and I've actually wondered if you could sue Nissan over there inaccurate portrayal of the car.
JapeUK 3 years ago 4
YESSSS
jonnieR27 3 years ago
that was awesome..
I want the spider one
lol
mskittychic79 3 years ago 2
Keep up the good work adam. Nothing like a bit of 4x4 bashing while you at it.x
litewave1234 3 years ago 2
Could you sue Nissan if you - or an adult with lots of money - buys this and it turns out not to be a Zoid/Transformer thing. I'm looking forward to ATATs and shid like that, more than hover cars.
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serkanuni 3 years ago
Great stuff! Mr. Buxton skilfully puts into words what so many of us think.
catalyst8 3 years ago
i just sprayed tea all over my desk laughing at this. brilliant! made my morning.
commanderkeenvideos 3 years ago
BRILLIANT - driven by ONLY dicks in my experience :D
bluegrasslass 3 years ago 6
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pff nissan pick up's... dodge all the way
wallace1633 3 years ago
probably not exactly the point he was making
rnbmeister 3 years ago 13
Whoever drives one of these is a total dick head.
michaelangelomkII 3 years ago 5
driven by dicks?
kezamizogabi 3 years ago 9
This was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. That was before I discovered the works of DJ Ruff Justice, of course.
mopheeoos 3 years ago
This clip has made my day. Just brilliant, like watching Bill Hicks and getting that 'thank christ Im not the only person that thinks that' feeling. Good stuff Adam.
david44internet 3 years ago 6
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!
3pinksheep 3 years ago 5
ahahahaaha
thats amazin
i love adam
stoooopid cars
kurlyjoe 3 years ago
:D rofl!
desiro5 3 years ago
Adam Buxton is fucking hilarious.
simplelife88393 3 years ago 2
Hehehe this is funny!!!
I'm not sure any of you guys will be interested but I have composed a cinematic soundtrack to this nissan advert.
I thought as a visual advert it's pretty cool and as soon as I saw it I heard music that I thought would fit.
so if you wanna hear what I did for the advert go to my profile
if you have any comments I would love to hear them.
Thanks
Chris Haigh
chrishaighcomposer 3 years ago
Bah why not, might be mildy amusing
yorksingingsensation 3 years ago
When 90% of the suvs in your area are driven by women who can't drive anyways, you are fucked.
TheDayIsStein 3 years ago 3
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the usless dick narrating cant even get the names straight
ilovenissan 3 years ago
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your face carnt get the names straight
kurlyjoe 3 years ago
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your not straight cock shover
ilovenissan 3 years ago
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and you cant get your spelling straight dick lick
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ilovenissan 3 years ago
Yes, because despite labelling the cars as stupid, he really was trying to pronounce their names properly...
nowweknow54 3 years ago
"driven by mainly dicks"
LMFAO!!! The version I've seen on TV doesn't have that narration at all.
matsku84 4 years ago 9
"driven by mainly dicks"
so true.
GemWhiteman 4 years ago
Well said!
shazzer1976 4 years ago
....Did everyone just call Liza Tarbuck a dick? -Well done!
Gjeorje 4 years ago
LOL
DreamProfessional 4 years ago
Hehehe this is funny!!!
I'm not sure any of you guys will be interested but I have composed a cinematic soundtrack to this nissan advert.
I thought as a visual advert it's pretty cool and as soon as I saw it I heard music that I thought would fit.
so if you wanna hear what I did for the advert go to my profile
if you have any comments I would love to hear them.
Thanks
Chris Haigh
chrishaighcomposer 4 years ago
Perfectly and entertainingly illustrates everything that Bradsher (NY Times car reviewer) describes in his book "The High and the Mighty". "Dicks" is totally adequate shorthand for personality types documented in target-group profiles by SUV marketeers (quoted by Bradsher). Thanks for this excellent clip, Adam.
etymophony 4 years ago
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The best part of the video was how he pronounced Nissan. lol
Abba2six 4 years ago
What? That's how all British people pronounce it!
Evilbish 4 years ago
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Yea, that is why it's funny. =D
Abba2six 4 years ago
The Americans pronounce it wrong, I watched Japanese Nissan adverts on Youtube and I heard it pronunced. Americans also pronounce Mazda incorrectly.
cashw55 4 years ago
I pronounce it right. =)
Abba2six 4 years ago
Im sure you do
cashw55 4 years ago
Those crazy Japanese love their Transformers don't they.
zven001 4 years ago
How many people in London have Boats? In know SUV's are good but for normal road use it safer and better to buy a car.
cashw55 4 years ago
Wow, for the first time in the world, comedy has offended someone!
roryrandomlyrocks 4 years ago
"...driven by mainly dicks"
So, so true.
graemeoliver84 4 years ago
lol, this is great, and true...very true.
llama998 4 years ago
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What utter nonsense. I have a Nissan 4x4... so this guy is suggesting that makes me a dick. I don't think so! On normal roads this baby rocks!
LizaTarbuck 4 years ago
You sound like a dick to me.
ProfessorMonkey69 4 years ago 13
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Oh do I indeed? Well that's just offensive. Honestly, some people...
LizaTarbuck 4 years ago
You must be one of the biggest cocks..
why the fuck do you buy a 4wd to drive on the 'normal roads'?
COCK MUNCHER
SX1V 4 years ago 4
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I can't believe this! Why so angry? Do you attack all SUV drivers with such force, even when they're only trying to protect their precious children?
LizaTarbuck 4 years ago
yes
yousurfer2 4 years ago 3
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Listen...the world is a dangerous place and I feel a lot safer transporting my family around in this baby than some tin can.
LizaTarbuck 4 years ago
they use up loads of fuel which has a very negative knock on effect on the environment. They are unnecessary and are driven by ignorant people like yourself who care very little about the planet. Many cars that use much less fuel than cars such as these are perfectly safe. You may not consider yourself one but on general reflection you are a indeed a 'dick'.
flatbadger 4 years ago 3
well your children will have a great planet to live in so you better get them a soft polar bear
I think you can get them made of real seal skin
reubensutherland 4 years ago
Actually, my SUV has been modified to run on whale oil.
rabbitandnimrod 4 years ago
nice
reubensutherland 4 years ago
SUV's are more dangerous, much more likly to kill someone than a normal saloon. If there were no SUV's there would be less death on roads. Fuck the enviroment, I just wouldnt want my kids to die because somebody brought a unsafe car.
cashw55 4 years ago
so all the farmers are gunna do their stuff in a poxy little korean hatchback. god, a 1 tonn car towing a 4 tonn trailer, thats really safe
34Pete56 4 years ago
I didnt say, nobody should drive SUV's I said the roads would be safer without them. Koreans make both hatchbacks and SUV's.
cashw55 4 years ago
fair enough but all korean cars are shit. japanese and other luxury suv's are the ones which clog up the roads. please dont take it out on people who actually need them
34Pete56 4 years ago
Iam not taking it out on people that need them, most suv's on the roads are not used commercially. The roads are dangerous enough as they are.
cashw55 4 years ago 2
most Suv's on the roads are used properly its just people single out the couple of incosiderate gits who do drive them for show. it doesnt really matter anyway cuz the extra couple of CO2s they pump out is nothing compared to that of all the other useless crap we buy and has to be shipped over from china.
34Pete56 4 years ago
If suv's were used for what they were built for theyd be hardly any on the roads. Im not only concerend about Co2, we are running out of oil and they are dangerous why should a child die just cus u want a suv.
cashw55 4 years ago 6
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most land rovers are used for what they were designed for. its jus that people like you focus in on the people who own them for fun. and what's wrong with that anyway, its a free country, one life people shud live it and it doesnt make a difference anyway.
34Pete56 4 years ago
An suv is more likly to kill somebody than a normal car, maybe people have a right to not get killed by a suv. There bad anyway the clues in the name LAND and ROVER.
cashw55 4 years ago 5
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actually on fith gear they proved that for most people over the age of about 10 it was better for them to get hit by a land rover than a ordinary saloon car cuz it spread the weight more evenly across the front and they were then cushioned by the bonnet rather than catapulted over the roof. however i dont give a shit so my land rover has got a bull bar on it so i dont scratch the front when off road.
34Pete56 4 years ago
Statistics mam, statistics are what matter + it's a f in Land Rover, need I say more. Makes u feel big does it ahhhh. It aint a real bull bar, bull bars are just plain steel not plastic show. Its fine offroad keep it there.
cashw55 4 years ago 3
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statistics are bollocks