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  • What the fuck? There is  AD?

  • The day they DO invent a 4WD that can transform into giant metal snakes and spiders is the day I buy a 4WD.

    I support Adam Buxton's POV and so the fuck should you. If you don't you're an arsehole.

  • Nice work on the clip and gotta love the comments.

  • stumbled.

    and my 1st 'stumbled' post ever =)

  • stumbled

  • stumbled. hilarious.

  • Agreed- big SUVs and trucks are retarded unless working in construction or general labor. Owning a huge truck or even an Enzo doesn't mean you are a success. It means you have $. Very different concepts here.

  • hahaha crackin!!!

  • Dear Santa,

    Please can I have a car with spider's legs.

    Cheers mate!

  • OOO I am a happy, happy, happy cyclist and teeny tiny car owner!

  • Does anyone actually think, "yes... i drive a landrover... I'm a success!...". Sounds more like a farmer.

  • That's why I use my eight-axle artic to take the kids to school -- and so handy for window shopping, too!.

  • anyone who thinks their physical and material possessions (including cars and 4x4's) define their success, is more than a failure...

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  • Ignorance.. Douche. You know what they say about men who drive big cars? .. Thats probably you. Size of your car has nothing to do with your success. Besides.. I would consider a ferrari enzo a small car? Wouldnt you?

  • @DangerDarf Maybe you do consider the Enzo a small car - but thats because you are stupid. A Ferrari Enzo is actually longer and wider than a Land Rover Freelander. Supercars are Big. Don't worry, I dont judge you because you are a dumbass. Yer, I do drive a big car, Because I need to tow with it regularly, therefore its vital to have a large powerful car. And Besides, I didnt say you had to drive a large car to be successful - I just said, are you successful if you drive a Fiesta?

  • In Denmark you're succesful if you bike to work instead of drive.

  • ... Your car isn't any representation of how successful you are fhp111, The only people who actually think there car makes them better than anyone else are actually retarded.

  • @OrangeMonkeyProD Your car is exactly a representation of how successful you are. If you don't think money equates to success you're either a Buddhist monk or incredibly naive. 99.99999% of us will never stray an inch outside the capitalist system, and you'd better believe that money translates into influence, speech, health, sexual attractiveness, etc etc etc...

    I guess you can be rich and choose a cheap car if you're 'eccentric', but you sure as hell can't be poor and choose an expensive one.

  • @reluctable No it is a representation of how rich you are, and being rich only means you were successful at getting money. There are many successful people who do not have alot of money, for example people who saves others lives or have the respect of a community. Some of the richest people in the world have been the killers of thousands. They can afford nice cars, but that does not mean they are better than a humble firefighter driving a people carrier. 

  • @OrangeMonkeyProD I never said a nice car makes you BETTER than anyone else, usually the opposite I'd have thought. But I think it's naively idealistic to consider some mega-rich bastard 'unsuccessful' because they also happen to be a mass murdering dictator.

    With the debatable exception of those who inherit wealth, the strong correlation between wealth and success is undeniable. Not all successful people are rich, but the overwhelming majority of rich people are successful.

  • @OrangeMonkeyProD Or people who are hugely insecure and suffering from penis envy.

  • SPOT ON!!

  • lol

  • It's funny because it's true...

  • lol, i thought it was real until they said it was drivin by dicks :P

  • agreed

  • lol

  • "driven by mainly dicks" loool

  • whats the difference between a navara and the frontier they look basicly the same.

  • It is the same, its just called navara in the uk

  • haven't you seen the difference? they do not transform into the same animal! xX

  • lmao

  • lol driven by mainly dicks, It;s true they are, laughing my head off at that, thanks Ad.

  • Stephen!

  • Just Coming!

  • you've opened a can of comment worms here Dr Buckles ;)

  • got all the names wrong lol

  • haha thats funny. is that what the english think of suvs?

  • well our roads arent big enough for them, they waste so much petrol for a person whos driving on their own, there just huge pieces of shit , people that drive em are obnoxcious

  • ha then dont come to America. thats like all anybody drives nowadays. i drive a truck. i guess we just like big cars.

  • They're a hell of a lot better than the shit created in England!

  • They're an unnecessary waste of petrol and space. Not only are they an unnecessary harm on the environment, which stuff like SUV's caused in the first place, but they also create a very shallow and materialistic notions in Americans that bigger is better. There is something endeering and moderate in small cars. A household of 3 people or less just don't need a massive truck or SUV.

  • What's wrong with an estate car. suv's are dangerous, don't you care about other peoples safety. Give me 1 example of a small car that does worse mpg than a large suv of a similar age.

  • What danger? "narwhalffreedomforce" is right, If you drive any car foolishly, the outcome is obviously negative. Your precious (Euro cars), the BMW 3 series and the Alfa Romeos carry the same mpg's as the new Navarra. I get excellent mileage from mine!

  • Being heavier and higher of the ground makes it handle worse and causes more damage in a crash. What mpg do you get?

  • Bigger and Heavier is no problem as long as you remember what you are driving is not a compact. There are different ways to drive different vehicles. I get average 19-22 mpg (2.5L Diesel Turbo)... Which I think is excellent. Keep in mind though that the vehicle's engine is well taken care of and I hardly ever push it past 100(kmph).

  • The 2.5 diesel Nissan Navara 28.8mpg (uk gallons)

    The 3.0 diesel BMW 325 49.6 mpg (uk gallon)

    If you seriously cant see how a truck is a more dangerous than a car I seriously think your beyond help

  • i think logic and ignorance are separate entities then

  • Thats not a proper argument, you know fair well that trucks aren't as safe. Your probably just insecure and feel safe driving a tank even though it puts everyone at a bigger risk. p.s I whipped you on the mpg think lol.

  • Ok, I concede... The Mpg is all yours. But, I still maintain that the way you drive dictates what the outcome of any accident (God forbid) will be. People who have accidents with these towering vehicle do so because they don't realize that the center of gravity is much higher than a compact and drive as such. So the vehicle is not a weapon of mass destruction, the driver makes it that way... By the way, you really killed me with the mileage...damn!

  • Ha! Dick.

  • yeah because range rovers and land rovers are world renowned for being shit...

  • Is an American's idea of getting around a clumsy truck with no compression. You guys make yourselves look like idiots.

  • thats pretty rude. im here attacking anyone i just wanted to know what the english think of suvs. like i said people here just like big cars. most americans would probably say that youre gay if you drive a compact car. but thats changing now a lot of people do buy smaller cars. but i live in texas and we like our trucks. ha

  • Some people think people that people who buy suvs are stupid because they perform much worse than normal cars i.e. handling, speed, economy, safety and there inconsiderate because they add unnecessary danger on the roads.

  • well i guess theyve got a bad rep in the UK. but your argument against the safety of them can be related to any vehicle. anyone who drives recklessly in any vehicle is a threat. just because your behind the wheel of an suv doesnt automatically make you a threat. ill agree that most get terrible gas mileage.

  • sorry i didnt mean "im here attacking anyone" i meant im not here attacking anyone.

  • Genius. It's so simple yet so clever and funny.

  • LOL ur silly

  • yes. . .yes. . .yes

  • hahaha awesome

  • just coming...

  • STEPHEN!

  • What...just coming

  • driven by people who tailgate and have no dick!

  • Monsieur Buxton has a point here - could I sue Nissan if my new 4x4 transpired not to be a transformer? Or would my stupid twattish prickness truly be revealed to the world on that day?

  • nice

  • Brilliant

  • STEPHEN!

  • just coming!

  • I really just don't 'get' the obsession with 4x4's. Why do people want to drive large blocks when they could pick a smaller, cheaper car that actually looks nice?

  • why do people wear pink polo shirts with the collars turned up? why do they say "yah" instead of "yes" and have friends called Jez and Jems and Tris? this country's full of weird bastards.

  • who cares what they wear or what they say, these dcars simply drink up a lot of fuel and take up lots of space

  • PMSL

  • Because they're turn into alligators!

  • The worse case of false advetising ever. I asked 'the man' at the local nissan dealer where the button was to transform the car into asnake as advertised in the advert and he just looked at me, after 5 minutes of uncomfortable silence I was asked to leave............

  • Tiny dicks at that. Funny video.

  • y dont u do 1 about the new SEAT or the saab?

  • Is it me or is this add utterly pointless?

    There is no way on earth anyone who buys one of these is ever going to drive in any of those conditions! The most that thing will have to deal with is the school run in Chelsea!

    A car designed to go off road, but driven mostly by women who 'feel safe' in an armored car and feel big when they look down on men driving ordinary cars. Do they doe one in pink?

  • My Citreon C4 turns into robot like...........In your face

  • Bravo monsieur!

  • Glad to say my name is not Richard and you'll never catch me driving a pointless 4X4 type thing

  • All 5 of them combine to form VOLTRON!!

  • You sir are the win! :D

  • "driven by mainly dicks" LMAO

    Was this on a TV show? I see a Bravo logo top right.

  • I'm assuming he just recorded the advert from Bravo 2 and then dubbed over it :)

  • NISSSAN PETROL ROX EVERY SINGLE CAR ONROAD AND OFROAD too bad usa dosent doest import them

  • Dick. :D

    Oh, and you wrote doesn't twice.

    May i say, ROFLMAO ;3

  • is that joe doing the voiceover? :)

  • Buxton

  • Pure class!

  • class. pure class

  • I want a spider-car. Yes, I'm the dick who'd drive one of those pointless stupid cars...

  • actually the funniest thing ever

  • brilliant. just brilliant.

  • WE WANT MEBOX WE WANT MEBOX

  • Brilliant. I'm an avid 4x4 basher, and I've actually wondered if you could sue Nissan over there inaccurate portrayal of the car.

  • YESSSS

  • that was awesome..

    I want the spider one

    lol

  • Keep up the good work adam. Nothing like a bit of 4x4 bashing while you at it.x

  • Could you sue Nissan if you - or an adult with lots of money - buys this and it turns out not to be a Zoid/Transformer thing. I'm looking forward to ATATs and shid like that, more than hover cars.

  • Great stuff! Mr. Buxton skilfully puts into words what so many of us think.

  • i just sprayed tea all over my desk laughing at this. brilliant! made my morning.

  • BRILLIANT - driven by ONLY dicks in my experience :D

  • probably not exactly the point he was making

  • Whoever drives one of these is a total dick head.

  • driven by dicks?

  • This was one of the funniest things I had ever seen. That was before I discovered the works of DJ Ruff Justice, of course.

  • This clip has made my day. Just brilliant, like watching Bill Hicks and getting that 'thank christ Im not the only person that thinks that' feeling. Good stuff Adam.

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

  • ahahahaaha

    thats amazin

    i love adam

    stoooopid cars

  • :D rofl!

  • Adam Buxton is fucking hilarious.

  • Hehehe this is funny!!!

    I'm not sure any of you guys will be interested but I have composed a cinematic soundtrack to this nissan advert.

    I thought as a visual advert it's pretty cool and as soon as I saw it I heard music that I thought would fit.

    so if you wanna hear what I did for the advert go to my profile

    if you have any comments I would love to hear them.

    Thanks

    Chris Haigh

  • Bah why not, might be mildy amusing

  • When 90% of the suvs in your area are driven by women who can't drive anyways, you are fucked.

  • Yes, because despite labelling the cars as stupid, he really was trying to pronounce their names properly...

  • "driven by mainly dicks"

    LMFAO!!! The version I've seen on TV doesn't have that narration at all.

  • "driven by mainly dicks"

    so true.

  • Well said!

  • ....Did everyone just call Liza Tarbuck a dick? -Well done!

  • LOL

  • Hehehe this is funny!!!

    I'm not sure any of you guys will be interested but I have composed a cinematic soundtrack to this nissan advert.

    I thought as a visual advert it's pretty cool and as soon as I saw it I heard music that I thought would fit.

    so if you wanna hear what I did for the advert go to my profile

    if you have any comments I would love to hear them.

    Thanks

    Chris Haigh

  • Perfectly and entertainingly illustrates everything that Bradsher (NY Times car reviewer) describes in his book "The High and the Mighty". "Dicks" is totally adequate shorthand for personality types documented in target-group profiles by SUV marketeers (quoted by Bradsher). Thanks for this excellent clip, Adam.

  • What? That's how all British people pronounce it!

  • The Americans pronounce it wrong, I watched Japanese Nissan adverts on Youtube and I heard it pronunced. Americans also pronounce Mazda incorrectly.

  • I pronounce it right.  =)

  • Im sure you do

  • Those crazy Japanese love their Transformers don't they.

  • How many people in London have Boats? In know SUV's are good but for normal road use it safer and better to buy a car.

  • Wow, for the first time in the world, comedy has offended someone!

  • "...driven by mainly dicks"

    So, so true.

  • lol, this is great, and true...very true.

  • You sound like a dick to me.

  • You must be one of the biggest cocks..

    why the fuck do you buy a 4wd to drive on the 'normal roads'?

    COCK MUNCHER

  • yes

  • they use up loads of fuel which has a very negative knock on effect on the environment. They are unnecessary and are driven by ignorant people like yourself who care very little about the planet. Many cars that use much less fuel than cars such as these are perfectly safe. You may not consider yourself one but on general reflection you are a indeed a 'dick'.

  • well your children will have a great planet to live in so you better get them a soft polar bear

    I think you can get them made of real seal skin

  • Actually, my SUV has been modified to run on whale oil.

  • nice

  • SUV's are more dangerous, much more likly to kill someone than a normal saloon. If there were no SUV's there would be less death on roads. Fuck the enviroment, I just wouldnt want my kids to die because somebody brought a unsafe car.

  • so all the farmers are gunna do their stuff in a poxy little korean hatchback. god, a 1 tonn car towing a 4 tonn trailer, thats really safe

  • I didnt say, nobody should drive SUV's I said the roads would be safer without them. Koreans make both hatchbacks and SUV's.

  • fair enough but all korean cars are shit. japanese and other luxury suv's are the ones which clog up the roads. please dont take it out on people who actually need them

  • Iam not taking it out on people that need them, most suv's on the roads are not used commercially. The roads are dangerous enough as they are.

  • most Suv's on the roads are used properly its just people single out the couple of incosiderate gits who do drive them for show. it doesnt really matter anyway cuz the extra couple of CO2s they pump out is nothing compared to that of all the other useless crap we buy and has to be shipped over from china.

  • If suv's were used for what they were built for theyd be hardly any on the roads. Im not only concerend about Co2, we are running out of oil and they are dangerous why should a child die just cus u want a suv.

  • An suv is more likly to kill somebody than a normal car, maybe people have a right to not get killed by a suv. There bad anyway the clues in the name LAND and ROVER.

  • Statistics mam, statistics are what matter + it's a f in Land Rover, need I say more. Makes u feel big does it ahhhh. It aint a real bull bar, bull bars are just plain steel not plastic show. Its fine offroad keep it there.