Cheney Talks Tough!! gnooze 8-11-08

[deceiver123m]

I always give u a thumbs down to make things more equal :) 

[bib777]

hey you're hot, do an impression of Condi Rice talking about Georgian war, hint Miss south carolina

[Nic33rd]

Something tells me that Cheney would have made a great pirate.

Good Gnooze!

[InformationShield]

USA Bush + Georgia Saakashvili = The war in South Ossetia

youtube. com/watch?v=Kwlcjuys2Bg

[SpicMick]

that is the best dick cheney I have ever seen anyone do.

[zimbozintrouble]

cecil jonh rhodes was gay and its aint surprising, so is gordon brown

[dudeahoot]

Bad rip-off of Inmendham.

[gnooze]

He is actually copying me -- look at his video descriptions, he admits it.

I don't mind though -- I like his version, too! :)

[69salford69]

Hey, considering you are a news reporter, I'm guna ask you a question that I'd appreciate an answer to...I'll subscribe to your videos if you give me an HONEST answer...

Why can't we see the CCTV videos of the 9/11 Pentagon Attack?

[jonnykill]

OK so Martha used to do REAL interviews as a news reporter? And she makes vids like this? AWSOME!!!

[darrenwhelan1]

haha, still laughin!!

this is the way news should be told, its soo depressin on tv :(

u rock :D

[Electrophill]

Have I already commented on this one?

Nahh, I think the last one was the one where I found out you were the real thing.

Did you know you were the real thing?

Well.... didja?? Punk?? (Gives her a mean dirty Harry look)

[KlaxonCow]

Marta's not just the real thing, she's also the taste for the next generation too.

Basically, she'll take sponsorship from anyone...

[Electrophill]

Ha!

Well, if she'll take sponsorships from anyone, then I'll give her 50 bucks for saying "Electrophill, You are soooooo cool! Thanks for the 50 bucks!" in her next video.

Go for it Marta.... sell your soul!! Ha!

(PayPal only, offer not valid in Guatemala, or any other country the majority never learned how to spell. Actual monetary value of 50 U.S. subject to change in accordance with world monetary exchanges. This offer supersedes any previous agreements, written or verbal.)

[tecnocato]

Great show. Hope you find a dozen sponsors! We need our daily doze. Love your style. Keep up the good work.

(One question, how did you get videos from the future?.. those from a TV channel) TV bad. Internet good. Makes you look younger!

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. Thank you.

I think not having news directors forcing me to get inane haircuts helps a lot.

[KlaxonCow]

Yeah, now that you're your own boss, you can get those inane haircuts on your own time.

*Ducks for cover*

(Just kidding, just kidding. Loves the hair. But I couldn't leave a set-up like that hanging without dropping the punchline.)

[tecnocato]

I have one funny typo in my comment... I meant "dose" and not what I wrote. The difference is huge! Sorry but I know you got it correctly. I'll see you in the "Internets".

[:o)

[qiranger]

great as always!

[gnooze]

Thank you! Hope you're feeling better!

[heraclitus44]

Love your Dick Cheney imitation, superb. I hope it didn't hurt.

[gnooze]

I'll live. :)

[mittius8]

I don't think it would be wise to have invisibility cloaks....I wouldn't trust myself with one and I sure wouldn't trust someone else who had it.

[gnooze]

Yeah, it would be super creepy never knowing who was watching you!

[zimbozintrouble]

just warned u,aint bugging shit if u dare try more ya see faya bloclat seen,

[sac2ase1]

GOOD ONE... Keep It Up Good Job..lol :)

[gnooze]

Huzzah! Thank you!

[VladimirPutinn]

Vladimir Putin

Moskova

OK ... HALOO gnooze folks:

It is almost time for VODKA ... OH Yea!

But no VODKA for Cheney or Bush and that asshole Mikheil Saakashvili (genocider!). He can suck my Cheney...!

Anyway Thanks for your support in tough time... And ... yea Marta; Your other Black dress was much cuter.

[gnooze]

VODKA!

[librano]

isnt this so much better than CNN...

[refoxed]

Here Here

[zqueenbean]

Very good Cheney.

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[blkbishop112]

Haven't heard about the cloak yet where did you get your info, I'd love to read about it.

[i3kel]

:) great job as always

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[mike8494]

Man I Love the Gnooze Marta you Make My Day :-D Mike.......

[gnooze]

Hi Mike! Thanks for always watching and commenting! :)

[mike8494]

Your Welcome :-) Mike

[arian50]

The words "brush my mooostash" is the funniest thing ever. HAHAHAHAHA.

[gnooze]

People with mustaches are lucky. They can say it in earnest.

[zimbozintrouble]

never make a mistake stepping out of america, we are kicking u bitch,stop it fulstop asshole

[goobersayshey]

"Zimbo Zimbo, why ya bugging?"

[gnooze]

Huh.

[zimbozintrouble]

u prick

[goobersayshey]

Hey Zimbo - Switch to decaf...

[sliverhi]

Rad!

[gnooze]

Thanks!

[lastnymleft]

Oh, Marta. That Cheney is *scary-good*!

ps. It worked out that Mugabe's photo was the center-pic on this vid. Pic's of you are sure to draw more subscribers than pics of ruthless dictators!

[gnooze]

I would not want to have a conversation with ol' Dick. He is scary!

[lastnymleft]

"I would not want to have a conversation with ol' Dick. He is scary!"

He would eat a lass like you right up!

(Don't worry - he'd have to fight me first! :-) )

Good to see you back commenting. It's a really nice touch. If you get too busy, ration them out to just the "best" comments! Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!

[WileyCoyote69]

Grrrrrr!

[mikma]

but you couldn't see me

[gnooze]

What? Who said that?

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[gnooze]

HI MIKMA

[wizardeal]

love the gnooze marta

[gnooze]

Glad to hear it! :)

[KlaxonCow]

Why is it that all evil dictators and the like seem to have a thing about sporting facial hair on their upper lip?

Hitler, Stalin, Saddam, Mugabe, etc.

So, remember, folks, don't vote for anyone with a moustache in any elections, as it probably means they are very evil.

Well, mind you, not that it matters who you vote for in Zimbabwe, as you'll end up with Mugabe anyway...

[gnooze]

Somebody should send Kim Jong-Il the memo.

[KlaxonCow]

Yeah, Kim Jong-Il tried to grow himself a goatee. But it came out all patchy and looked a bit stupid, so he shaved it off again.

[WileyCoyote69]

Best.

Cheney.

Impression.

Ever.

[gnooze]

Thank.

You.

[Blargaldalien]

oh,no! The Cheney scowl! We're in for it now!

Maybe Musharaff and Morgan could switch places?

And why didn't your crew blank you out for the invisibility cloak bit?

[gnooze]

You're right! I should get a blue blanket for use as an invisibility cloak in front of the blue screen.

[saminnyc]

Koooooosh!

Good episode.

[gnooze]

Thanks Sam!

[rain8a]

koosh balls are awesome!

good video!

[gnooze]

Thanks! I used to have a small collection of Koosh balls. They're great. I wonder what ever happened to my collection...

[jdjdbig]

A scowling Dick Cheaney & a Koosh ball reference

No wonder The Gnooze is my current events preference

[gnooze]

Awesome! I try to do things a little differently. :)

[SonomaDave1]

You are like a CheneyClone! I could hardly tell you apart. Grrrrrr...warrrrrrr

[gnooze]

Tip: I have a little more hair on my head. ;)

[Bubba186]

so...how come nobody is coming down on Mc Cain for acting like he is already the president during his georgia speech? If it was Obama, we would be hearing nothing but...

[hypnofan35]

The world is in the hands of crazy old farts who believe they are in a no limit high stakes poker game and don't care who dies, because they know that the best they can do is clone themselve leaving them with one more asshole to lord it over and get their chips. You cannot actually plan on living for too long anyway. Maybe someone will survive. Maybe not. Stalin died with out friends except for his domestic help who doulble as tester.

[Virginian9000]

Funny as always, gnooze. I loved the stach combing, haha.

[gnooze]

Hey thanks! I just always envision him doing that for some reason.

[goobersayshey]

Mustache combing AND parakeets! WOW - off the hook!

G

[gnooze]

What can I say... I'm just random like that. :)

[kazl1m]

Combing his mustache!  What a hoot!

Kaz

[geekyvince]

with an invisibility cloak everyone would be able to sneak in late for work.

[gnooze]

That would be awesome. I'd also do a lot of spying because I'm nosy like that.

[HaleyMary]

Hunting. lol. Seems that story is never forgotten, eh? Another great show. I'd like to see a talk with a parakeet. Might be interesting. :)

[gnooze]

Given the "progress" realized from a lot of international talks, an audience of parakeets might prove to be more efficacious.