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  • 1:30 retard move

  • duke sucks

  • only AK 47

    Duke- this sucks

  • wtf is this

  • Nice work man! Loved the bar fight :D

  • so many dislikes cuz deez nerds wanted to see cartoon sex xD

  • Sims????

  • Idiotic

  • This is truly Homo Sexual.

  • LOL WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

  • Thanks to all the lads and chicks that liked this, i appreaciate it :). Part 2 yet to come, dont know when ha.

    And to ALL those nerds that swear and carry on with shit, (acting like its a hollywood film) fucken wake up to yourselves losers XD, fuck man, talk about sad cunts in this world

  • Duke nukem driving a normal car? wtf is this shit. insult to dukes memory

  • @qwerty200ful my god get over it buddy lmfao. Its not like im a fucken hollywood director missing all these very important bits, you nerds need to wake up to yourself, seriously dude XD

  • looks like Sims Machinama

  • too skinny to be duke nukem you faggots!

  • @justjuztin speak for yourself dickless

  • @corza008, lol sims.

  • @corza008 LMAO! dickless?? thats the best you could come up with? sad cunt lol

  • @justjuztin you'd be the sad cunt if i saw ya matey. You'd b flat on ur ass ;)

  • @corza008 Pathetic empty threats over the internet. Loser.

  • @corza008 LOL U MAD BRO

  • Fuck me harder durk

  • if duke were real me and him would be perfect i'm good with sex like him

  • thumps up if you hear duke nukem time to kill music :)

    time to kill is a duke nukem game you know :)

  • HEY DUKE FUCK YOUUU!!

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  • its nice game

  • awesome

    

  • this is too fucking funny ahahahahah

  • Thats gunna be my new sex saying "Time to ignite....OHH SHITTT!!" haha

  • @LegalPhenomenon you wil probably lose alot of girls that way but w/e =p

  • whats the song called when they fighting in the earlier part?

  • Ahh, the days before voice acting

  • at 2:14´i laughed so hard

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  • Why the fuck everyone dislikes this epicness?

  • Fuck duke! Fuck me harder!!!

    Lmao I died laughing!!!

  • haha omg this is just too retarded! The dumb f*ck wakes up "damn used again" like he ever wanted it to be something like true love.. haha

  • No orgasm?! o.O xD

  • hey i think you spelled Sims wrong

  • DUKE TEEN NUKEM

    

  • This is my life :)

  • que mocaso!

    

  • LOOL what kind of women walks like that LMFAO

  • 2:10 guy hits everything besides duke. LMAO

  • Is this a porn? What the fuck!!!!!

  • @corza008 newbie --' corza = car in brazil

  • @Showdepapagaio152 just to you know car in brazil is CARRO not corza, and if you try to say CORSA thats is a kind o car in brazil, just try to use google tradutor next time before call someone newbie... :D

  • well..ok..... O.o

  • nice film

  • RESIDENT EVIL OST???????????????

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  • THIS WAS IN 2006 U JERKS BTW. THE MOVIES IS VERY JNDERRATED FOR ITS TIME.

  • NO MONSTER TRUCK?! C'MON MAN!

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  • Hey Duke you still owe me that money!

  • Haha i dunno why this has so many dislikes this is pretty entertaining. Ppl dont have imagination anymore lol

  • fapfapfapfapfapfapfap

  • @cwrich23 u shittin us or r u for real???

  • well i thought it was pretty good but it would have been so much better with voice acting, good stuff though.

  •  i like it...

  • Stinker. Duke looks like Barney Fife (Don Knotts).

  • if you believe this video is made by sims ur wrong bcz

    1,sims dont have shitty graphic like this

    2.sims cant even fight

    3.SINCE WHEN THE FUCK SIMS HAVE GUNS AND UNCENCORED SEX!!!!

  • This is lots of bullshit barbie has better vidoes!Fuck the person who made this piece of shit!

  • stick nukeem

    

  • is this the sims or what?... okay not the sims... wtf is this?

  • Man what a sucking game

  • sucking game

  • Looks more like Mike the situation.........

  • 1. Look at the dislikes

    2. Dislike the video

    3. FINISH ;D

  • Name of the song that starts at 2:07 ?

  • lol the graffix r just poor

  • Trixy: i'm good with my mouth too!

    Duke: let me find out! -Trixy starts kissing-

    Duke: that's not what i meant bitch!

  • what the hell did i just watch 0.o

  • Sims ?

  • lol its Duke Nukem Junior, did you see how fast he was driving to get some sex with a bar tender, hes kissing needs a little work lol.

  • LOL its like an old 80's throw back lol

  • Duke Nukem - part 1 (The Movies)

    Starring....

    Justin Bieber as DUKE NUKEM

    Justin Bieber as THE RETARDED ALIEN

    and

    Justin Bieber as TRIXY THE BITCH

  • Its Awosme! ;) I like it :)

  • 4:03 "THAT WASNT WHAT I WAS THINKING BITCH"

  • " no prostitutes were harmed during the making of this motion picture " Columbia pictures (C)1935.

  • Man, this is the shortest and skinniest Duke I ever saw on the screen. He looks like a wimp teenager! Even the Duke from the very first 2D version looks bigger and meaner than this one.

  • so.. how many stars does the movie get in the game..? :)

  • 5:05 epic change took 1 second

  • This is just the sims ... Retarded

  • time to ignite....OOHHHH SHIIIT!!!!

  • The sims

  • duke nukem gay mod

  • Well there's several minutes of my life I'm never getting back

  • i like it!

  • WOW I NEVEER NEEDED TO SEE THIS

  • wow i thought i was going to watching a video of a chick getting plowed now got aids apparently [that's how bad it was sorry]

  • @saber2th77 no its like gmod

  • Not funny!

  • duke is thin?

  • aliens in love story what is next we we will see Godzilla?

  • Wait this isn't the new duke nukes is it?!?! Cause those graphics and grammar make this look like 90s to at most 2001 game

  • That was some of the worst spelling and grammar I've ever seen in subtitles.

  • just lost 8 minutes of my life on... this...

  • The Theme is from Duke Nukem Time to Kill. That game was awesome too.

  • Duke Nukem' infected with AIDS

  • Omg i loved 'The movies' :( wish they would make a remake :( Good movie too!

  • Thumbs up if you thought that Trixy was going to give Duke a blow job when she said, I'm good with my mouth."

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  • Wow, is English your first language?

    that's just fucking embarrassing on your part.

  • yo wtf that is sims dude

  • @yellowchiiick thats The Movies game, made by the same people who made Black and white nd Fable

  • duke nukem without steroids ? ^^

  • THIS ISNT SIMS FUCKING IDIOTS. ITS GAME CALLED "THE MOVIES"

  • WTF...SIMS!?

  • whot it is game?

  • @sonyray100 It's at the end...

  • no blood...???

  • Black bars are so hot

  • This is like a censored porn movie. lol

  • your blocking out all the good stff

  • There was a lot of hard work put into this, I liked.

  • this is awesome but i wonder why dukes so small and acts like a gay in shower

  • fag nukem

  • duke look like fat asian guy who farbed her hair to blonde

  • the human,yes but the vehicle,no

  • its more metrosexual nukem than duke nukem.

  • click video. sees dislikes. leaves

  • 1:44 IS THE WOMAN BESIDE HIM NAKED!!!!???????

  • Is that Duke Nukem Time To Kill music? Nostalgic!

    But the video really sucks.

  • couldn't watch more than 2min, sucks balls

  • Good video, nicely edited and such but one thing ruins the entire experience. Duke looks like a pussy.

  • o fail man you fucked duke

  • Why so many dislikes, its good!

  • the sims

  • duke nuken sin anabolicos?

  • 7:07 you spelled whoa wrong

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  • really... at the beginning.... you shortened "part" to "prt"?

  • Dukes a bit slim.........

  • Also FYI Duke rides harleys not friggin camp ass porshes. Just a suggestion. Porshe is not foar tha Duke

  • Duke must be on drugs hes all skinny n shit. Fyi I can voice act for the part of duke nukem if u feel like it. Im not quite John ST John but i can do a Duke impression. Ull have to cast others for the other voices. Namely the female ones.

  • Wait no

  • Resident evil2

  • the sims 3

  • 4:20 ...you're a virgin

  • resident evil 2 music

  • Lol , now i want to play the movie again xD

    

  • that´s the young duke nukem

  • crap game much

  • i don't find this to be that bad. why so many dislikes?

  • this is like duke's gay skinny twin

  • Esta cualquiera la forma de ese duke nukem  esta ree flacoo

  • Oh and no part two we have had enough

  • haha!...No! why do you need to show him in the shower talking to the girl....WRONG!

  • not good at all

  • omg

  • Still better than DNF.

  • and the wierd part of youtube

  • Hold on actully this is Sims 2 apartment life along with some camera mods

  • Lame

  • wtf is was now?!

  • Darth Vader's sword :D

  • very nice

  • i know wat this is its sims

  • REALY shower BEFORE sex? with that slut you better be prepared to shower after too

  • this here duke is gay, man. where the real duke

  • I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!

    I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!

    I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!

    I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!

    I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!

    I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL!

    Your Welcome.

  • what??!?!

  • So...they had sex with their clothes on?

  • 1:44 WTF LMFAO