How I Stay Skinny as A Nerd

[pbatfannumber1]

Novas mom ment seamus the wrestlar

[spytfire365]

Omg your are...... Words cant explain i was roflmao

[TheJmlew11]

This mans sarcasm is at a legendary status

[SuperKlientje]

''I dont really like having long things in my hand'' Thats what she said! >:D

[osdunn95]

All That Plus All The Chicks He Bangs!

[legoguy813]

you should see me, im a freaking pencil!!! my belt wraps around me almost 2 times!

[PMproudutions]

Lol

[goebelinator]

@SSoHPKC we should game together sometime

[Mintryte]

So it doesn't have anything to do with all that exercise equipment in the background?! :O

Then again.... yelling at nova would burn a lot of calories...

[minecraftimport]

I use this way everyday I yell at nova and I play games all day

[Charbakshi]

is he serious?

[GlimpseGaming]

@Charbakshi ur obviously new to his channel lol

[Charbakshi]

@GlimpseGaming haha yup

[YukixKrizorMinecraft]

Is this a joke or is he stupid?

[misscoconutlime]

@YukixKrizorMinecraft You obviously don't undrestand Seamus...

[k4m1k4z3273]

Best.. Sarcasm.. EVAR!!!

[supgiggabots]

I weigh like 200lbs :P

[the4mustashkateers]

I weigh 91 lbs it's ok to cry.

[CocaCola782]

Lol its a joke guys, Hes trolling!

[27t3rrySTR33T]

I LOVE HOW THERES A P90X IN THE BACKGROUND

[tobuscusisepic]

I can guess who that woman that hates seamus is... Novas mom.

[mevsikov]

lmao, you troll like champ, good sir, that's hilarious!

[imtoob43st]

I LOVE SEAMUS HE IS SO FUNNY

[worstfiend]

Kg

[CODLOVER806]

Lol I do 20 push ups before I go to bed almost everyday

[UltimaChampion]

3 push ups wtf at least 10 thats the limit for a guy 3 are nothing

[PikleJooce]

@UltimaChampion Congratulations. You're officially the STUPIDEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

[k3vnteen]

@UltimaChampion fuck you



[kurtis1916]

@UltimaChampion LoL hes joking, plus you should be do multiple sets of 12 at least bahaha

[minecraft1113]

um i'm a girl and i do push ups better than a boy

[aiyvon]

@minecraft1113 its a joke dumbass -.-

[az5815]

OMG I yelled at nova for 5 minutes and feel like the biggest loser already.

[NewGenerationXbox]

What a beast ahahah:D

[MrknowItAll123123]

LAWL!

[m007608dude]

Seamus speak fluent sarcastanese.

[MrSmokedbanana]

@MegaGothmog yes we know, that's the joke.

[frenwarp]

You look like I'd think you look unlike nova

[m007608dude]

@frenwarp i was surprised by both nova and seamus for what they looked like in real life

[INSCOM1996]

@wtf123389 No shit sherlock the comment was a joke too

[MegaGothmog]

'i'm doing like 2 push-ups a day'

(in the background there are huge fitness materials etc) :)

[twistedgamerz100]

i would laugh if someone tryed this diet

[james123wwe]

@twistedgamerz100 if a fatass were to do this diet he would be skinnyin 5 min. doin this

[GAGFEST2000]

Dat work out room.

[TFullsify]

not sure if trolling? (sarcasm) so u dumbs dont msg me

[MrMeatBall100]

Sarcasm level.... to... high...! Head... exploding!

[INSCOM1996]

Losing fat, your doing it wrong

[wtf123389]

@INSCOM1996 do you get this is a joke?

[RMxDual]

Where's Snorlax???

[mortalman05072]

@RMxDual its Trollax

[CameronTheJedi]

@RMxDual Taking a "Snorlax Snooze"

[mutantslug1]

Thanks it worked! :)

[TelKoda]

90 people are still fat

[MrRAWRtheSpeckled]

i must be doing something wrong

[ChronicCharms]

COD SUCKS

:)

[DaXboxman121]

I...Think...Hes... TTRRRROOOOLLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGG us.

[emoboydamen1]

so you like big heavy things in stead of long things XD?

[INSCOM1996]

@ResurrectingSoul360 That comment was okay until you added that douchebag last sentence, no one wants a picture of you and if they do they are probably a pedophile

[zebry13]

No joke his hands must be ripped from playing so many video games

[xbox36o93]

i seriously have the same system except with creatures with some annoying friends

[SGsoundofsilence]

the greatest poker face ive ever seen.

[xxSADPUPPYxx]

lol i am like him i just dont get fat

[xbox36o93]

@xxSADPUPPYxx im the same way lol

[RizQoZy]

hmm....15 steps a day thats 105 steps a week, 420 steps a month and 5040 steps in a whole year. i usualy walk about 10 000 steps a day, that's twice as much as Seamus walks in one year...

[kealos313399]

Your not a nerd. Im suprised you dont have a girl friend. your also the best black ops player i have ever seen

[choco33333333]

@kealos313399 he's got two different girlfriends on his past videos from 2009 and 2010.

[AeroMuncher2k]

@kealos313399 you know that ashbear says their dating?

[ncjjjj]

I want to ask are you a virgin?

[RoJaBoh]

@ncjjjj he has already adressed that in another video

[anth0160]

wtf this is stupid.

[epicfacesmiley]

See, even Seamus says to not bang on a desk.

[TheCRAGIES]

umm i can't get fat...

[treymo97]

O_O DAYUM you so dont look like a duch bag

[Romanus2787]

Use The Controller As A Weight As Their Are Lots Of Weights Behind Him

[Cyclonwarrior]

i actually am gonna use this black ops out of the case mw3 back in yours except im gonna use 5 lb waits because i dont own an xbox just a ps3

[thelonerider12]

I'm a girl and I can do proper push ups :)

[cheezandtoast]

@thelonerider12 SAME HERE! HIGH FIVE!

except im a dude... Close enough right?

ya

[thelonerider12]

@cheezandtoast *returns high five* hehe, yeah close enough :)

[kyrastar123897]

omg cool i have that same shirt as u ^^

[kyrastar123897]

@kyrastar123897 and im also wearing right now

[uiruu]

Well, obviously it's all the video-uploadin' that keeps you not a fatass, if you know what I mean.

[theboardjosef]

NO FAPPING!??

[chrisco665]

IT WORKS IT REALLY WORKS

[Snooopy28]

Seamus kinda looks like the kid at the beginning of Jumper.. Maybe there's something he did not tell anybody XD

[omercer1]

seamus not seamusi

[omercer1]

poor seamusi dont hat you!!!

[acamp1995]

Sarcasm FTW

[Ghostiification]

Hahahahaha Seamus I love you man!!

[niko5707027]

"Other things like Fat Control i call it..... Fat Control" xD

[MrLOLZ86Studios]

lol...... you can see the equipment in the background so you can tell that he's not telling the truth a little bit

[RoadRageFTW]

@MrLOLZ86Studios thanks captain.

[purejshots1]

I have the same shirt 0.0

[Anubisfr3ak]

No Snorlax? :(

[LinnarSBA]

@Anubisfr3ak no trollax because he is being serious.

[WWEUploaderFan]

Lol, 15 steps a day:P

[bobbob306]

@Criminllntent89 probably not the best choice of words

[pengeano35]

I bet Seamus can probably bench more than his bodyweight.

[RE4XNaruto]

OMG guys... Where's that pokemon?

[RottenDC1]

@RE4XNaruto

lol.... this

[MindFreakMe1]

Oh so the gym stuff behind you is just for show? lol

[iphone0705]

you're my secret crush LOL

[1cme1]

@iphone0705 well its not exactly very fuckin secret now is it?

[7t771]

i f*cked his mom for ya

[NathanNegativity]

lmfao i love ur sarcasm

[noraku80]

masterbating help doesn't it?

[Zohaib1]

skinniest fag i've ever seen, bet you can't even bench press your bodyweight

[Andr3w19633]

@Zohaib1 you shut your dirty mouth

[Andr3w19633]

@Zohaib1 :)

[CriminalIntent89]

@Zohaib1 i can bench you on my dick and rip your chest out your ass BIIIITCH

[YkillerK]

@Zohaib1 its a sarcasm video

[LordOfTheEagles912]

OMG my cheeks are hurting so much because I laughed so hard throughout the whole video.

[bloodandguts5]

He works out when he is uploading videos because thats what i would do,id put money on that

[casmith1998]

OH MY FUCKING GOD! HE'S SO SARCASTIC! xD

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

Press 5 and 7 rapidly.

[1123456789ben]

thumbs up if you see the Mickey Mouse doll in the right corner

[1123456789ben]

Press on 6 fast lol

[1123456789ben]

2:30 O_o

[BTRCreaturesLover129]

Aww it's okay Seamus!!

[myhotdating]

His tail look like stupid trust me if the camera look behind it SHIT!

[iamsosuperawesome]

actually this video is bullshit. he loses weight by having sex everytime he uploads a video so 7.6k done over pass few years means a lot of exercise

[iamsosuperawesome]

no snorlax? not a real video

[itsdirtydecember]

I have that shirt!

[bullet0tears]

wow. I could actually feel myself losing weight watching that video.

[RoFLZeus]

Seamus, your my hero =D

[Withoutalent]

WHERE THE FUCK IS SNORLAX?

[XxNautica5xX]

@Withoutalent Maybe Snorlax was lost so Micky Mouse replaced him until he was found.

[SparkkaGFX]

@Withoutalent i think hes 4realsess right now (im scared) lol

[33kehinde]

i know he is kidding but i still believe him

[fujiyuuta75]

@thatguyoverthere423 I laughed for about 5 straight minutes when i read that. :D

[poekie441]

do you got a girlfriend?

[Adamjack789]

Seamus, novas mom meant sheamus, the wrestler xD

[gtasaplayer12345]

@Adamjack789 He knows that.. -.-

Read the tags or description for Nova's video "My Mom Hates Seamus"

[thatguyoverthere423]

these tips are included in novas tapes

[slyhomieknight]

really 15 steps a day? i was laughing the whole time

[XtReMeGaMeRXZ]

How Does He keep a Straight Face ??

[MelloRapz]

WHERE...THE HELLLL...IS  SNORLAX!!!!!!

[MHlovesorigami1]

@MelloRapz I think he is up his ass

[slier81]

hes not lying, i rage much when im playing games..thats y im not fat

[MrDizzyMarrow]

Damnit why are you the god of sarcasm!

[Poqrach]

where the fuck is snorlax... :/

[andyoctapus1]

I love it. 2 pushups.. hahaha

[TheNinjaomega]

I have that same book shelf :D

[MrDarkbaron007]

@Shadow194 Did you even see the work out equipment in the backround? Its not rocket science wether hes trolling or not people...

[TrUeNeMiSis12]

Seamus speaking fluent sarcasm since he was born!

[tigerscar56]

I like how much seamus can troll us in one video :p

[xXxWarrioRxXx80]

im pretty sure if this diet existed 90% of america wouldnt be fat

[gutetheboot]

hey i have that shirt

[ThePenguin279]

Where's trollax?

[spacezebra410]

Yep sp00n would make you rage

[ChickEuro1]

"long things in his hands!!!" hahahaha

[Shawdow194]

i honestly cant tell whether hes pranking us or being serious?????????

[jonApike]

@Shawdow194 hes telling us that he doesnt do anything

[XvKarnagevX]

ACD learning solutions, I read ACID

[TheXinforel]

lol i do 50 MAN pu

sh ups a day (:

[Xxmcluvin310xX]

I love how he makes this convincing

[DogTheAwesomeBro]

rofl lmao look at the gym stuff behind him xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[gracienooo]

@DogTheAwesomeBro He did say he would work out

[4TehLulzies]

@DogTheAwesomeBro Thats the point.

[fspbanana1]

when sarcasam was invented shemus was born

[callofdutyrockz2]

Lolz my dad is over 45 years old and he does over 40 push ups a day but he stays fat XD

[sobeit959]

Seamus's guide to not being a fat ass LOL!!

[SuperSlavito]

2 push ups a day?You're not a PC nerd... You are another type of nerd...

[Rk9555]

Seamus you sick fuck you just made Dan eat a mouthful of cheezits,pizza,and a moutain dew to do a parody of you're video you should be ashamed of you're self

[CindiiLuv]

@Rk9555 You can not take a joke, can you?

[Rk9555]

@CindiiLuv And you cannot reconize sarcasm can you?

[XvKarnagevX]

@CindiiLuv Dan told him to do it, you obviously did not see his video

[GiveTheHipposGuns]

Where the BROWN is Snorlax in this video!!!!

[TheProximoAlpha]

People who dont understand he his not serious

[maurorpg100]

LOL dont like long things in my hand hahaha