Those curtains are so hardcore. What floating fortress did you have to storm to get them? Sure only some staunchly manly beast would be able to mount butterflies on branches in the manner that you do.
And those family pictures... You must be beating the ladies off with a stick. But you're clearly too much of a gentleman to actually beat women. You probably have a horse and carriage take them away.
Those curtains are so hardcore. What floating fortress did you have to storm to get them? Sure only some staunchly manly beast would be able to mount butterflies on branches in the manner that you do.
And those family pictures... You must be beating the ladies off with a stick. But you're clearly too much of a gentleman to actually beat women. You probably have a horse and carriage take them away.
andyduff 2 years ago