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  • "FUCK YOU DAD"

  • what is this from ? i would be very thankfull to whoever knows

  • Its frustrating when you check the video comments to see if someone else also had trouble to understand a section (1:23-1:30) but all you can find are people going into stupid endless arguments.

  • @rafacacique "we are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters."

  • @RinaKathJ thanks!

  • "What kind of empty people need to validate themselves to the achievements of their children?"

    I have always pondered this... Thank you George Carlin

  • i don't have any kids, so any time i see those damn stickers it makes me think about how i have to pay taxes so their kids get a free daycare service / ''education''.

  • You know what, i'm gonna get me one of those bumper stickers he made up if and when I get kids, provided it doesn't end in a divorce

  • KamekoBruns you are a popular person here it seems, lmao !

  • wasn't trying to resurrect a dead discussion. Just trying to share an opinion from a point of view closer to your son's. I am also an Uncle of three, so i do get what you're saying though.

  • 71 people are those parents!

  • george please stop using those big ass words man lol

  • @The808Prophet Learn some shit

  • Those morons not clapping probably are the idiots that have bumer stickers attached to their car! And the 71 idiots that gave this video a thumbs down as well!

  • @MMAExpertKnower

    Or they're capable of sticking by their opinions. I think he's correct, but I'm entitled to disagree with some of his statements "rape is funny"... and that's what he would have probably wanted from everyone.

  • Lmao

  • "How's that science project comin' along, Justin?"

    "Fuck you, dad."

  • @ParisIZfun "You simple minded prick. Why don't you mind your own business and pass the cheerios."

  • Here's my bumper sticker: ASS HOLE AT THE WHEEL!

  • "We have a daughter in public school that hasn't been knocked up yet."

    Biggest accomplishment ever in a small town.

  • @EternityEyes Yep. I'd say 75% of girls in my hometown that are my age have kids. It's extremely hard to find a girlfriend that will meet my standards around here...

  • i want a bumper sticker that says "my child is on the honor role at Fuck U."

  • Why is Mr.Conductor being mean?

  • How's that science project coming along Justin? "Fuck you dad"

  • I never thought about this until now: Do arguments on youtube ever truly end?

  • @Egerspurge No.

  • So good. Dead on. Thanks for posting.

  • LMFAO , THIS GUY SHOULD HAVE NEVER DIED, LEGENDS LIKE THESE ARE TRULY A BLESSING

  • next time i see someone with a bumper sticker for there child... im cutting them off... and giving them the finger... just for you george... RIP

  • Stop arguing on youtube comments you fucking morons.

  • @LagSong why? cause we wanna question things? LOL

  • @LagSong Fuck you and who gave you thumbs up.

  • there may be a entity we could call "god" for a lack of a better word, I highly doubt such a advanced being would be so petty that it would send people to hell for not believing in though..

  • @KamekoBruns making assumptions?? did you read what you wrote at all? you are displaying your kid on here like some kind of trophy you won at the carnival. the only assumption made here is by you saying that i am some kind of failure like you. way to be a parent. and what is a glass of shut the fuck? FAIL. if you let your kid continue on this path of whatever your brainwashing him to be, he might turn out like you, a liar who wont amount to anything. have a nice day :)

  • @sco0basteve Maybe you should try reading a bit more. My son was only mentioned as a response to some other idiot who made incorrect assumptions on the relationship I have with him.

    Look, it's not my fault you have comprehension problems so don't go lashing out at me.

  • @KamekoBruns and you're one of those proud idiot motherfuckers who doesn't understand that this is all Schtick. If you watched any of the real interviews with George Carlin you would know that. But apparently you're a moron.

  • @lordfirefox And you're one of those idiot moronic fucktards fanboys who believe the lies this guy told on those "real" interviews. Go fuck your Carlin poster moron.

  • @KamekoBruns go suck your bumber stickers and spank your children then

  • @havoc222222 I don't believe in spanking children. Besides, why should I when he has done nothing to warrant it. He's one of the best students in his class and I applaud his achievements.

    Just because you never received any emotional support from your parents doesn't mean it's a bad thing. You should seek therapy. It might help with your abandonment issues.

  • @KamekoBruns you dont beleive in whoopin your kids ass when they do something wrong? Fucks wrong with you, you might need therapy

  • @IrishMick71180 I guess if my son ever did anything wrong then I guess I might but I simply have not been presented by that situation as of yet. He's pulling a 92% without really trying, he doesn't steal, lie or cheat. If he gets a bad grade on a test he tells me. He is respectful to his friends, family and elders. Hell, he's almost 14 and I've never even punished him. But honestly I don't think hitting accomplishes anything. It's better to set good examples really.

  • @KamekoBruns Well when i was a kid i was walkin a straight line, i got the shit knocked out of me, guess thats just the way it goes in an Irish-American household

  • @IrishMick71180 Oh fuck that! Irish-American is a whole other story. For what some of my friends went through UN peacekeepers should have been called in!

    Though out of control parents come in all shapes and forms. One of my sons classmates constantly gets 98's and yet she's always talking about how her parents are constantly giving her shit because it's not a 100. That's a bit obsessive really.

  • @KamekoBruns youre kid is doing everything your saying he doesnt. you just cant see it. doubtful on the punishment unless your a bad parent, parents are around for guidance and it would seem youre failing by the way you talk about him like some kind of trophy.

  • @sco0basteve Your making assumption based on either complete ignorance or your own miserable life. I have not spoken about him as a trophy in any manner, way, shape or form so how about you go enjoy a nice tall glass of shut the fuck.

    Not everyone is a miserable failure like you are.

    And as you have no idea what my son is doing please do not presume to be arrogant enough to tell me what he is or is not doing. You're not that intelligent.

  • @KamekoBruns Please don't flourish your son around. If your son is a respectful person, and has a high average, then good on him. But they're his accomplishments. And by the way, your son may be very respectful with you around, but the second your leave, I'm sure he loses some of that respect real fast. And don't say i dont know what im talking about when i say this. I am only a year older than your son, and i know how teens his age behave.

  • @bruz43 Please don't resurrect a dead discussion. Please read the entire discussion if you must. Please understand that I wasn't "fourishing" anything (though I believe you meant flashing). I made an off-hand comment to a single individual and the trolls here went with it.

    If you had read all of my comments you would know that while I am proud of his achievements I do not consider them mine. My achievement is being able to raise a son who can score those achievements.

    Bye!

  • @KamekoBruns F.Y.I. - no one gives a shit about your kid. I had a 4.0 in high school, great at sports, no drugs, great college grad and am a successful businessman. You know why? Because my parents raised me like G.C. would. I was taught to think for myself and question authority. Your kid isn't special...Infact keep up the good work and he can become one of my obedient worker slaves when he grows up. You sure are grooming him for middle-management!!

  • @KamekoBruns pride in their kids? you should be proud of things you did yourself not your kids LOL and if u knew anything about george you woulda figured that out too.

  • @Stubthezomb I am proud of my achievements. I'm also proud of my son's achievements. You're somehow mistaking that pride as me having pride for his achievements as though I accomplished them. You would be wrong. I am proud that I was able to instill in him good manners and a solid work ethic. Those are my achievements but his good grades and other successes are all his.

    Sorry for bursting your incorrect assumptions. Maybe you should think more?

  • @KamekoBruns lol so u can control him like a puppet? good for you have fun with your kid that kisses ur ass LOL

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  • @Stubthezomb Control him like a puppet? What in fucks name are you talking about? What is your problem? Did mommy and daddy not love you enough so that's why your lashing out? You have zero fucking clue what you're talking about. Maybe you see raising a child to be a responsible member of society as "controlling him like a puppet" but that's more of an indictment on how you were raised.

    Wow. You are just one pathetic, hate-filled little troll.

  • @KamekoBruns lol instead of explaining yourself you just point it back on someone else. i bet you have done nothing with your life so you gotta take the little achievements your child has done to feel good about yourself and if anyone tries to ruin it you try and shut them up. how about you listening to yourself and realize that youve lost every argument on this video cause its just random shit talking.LOL then again your willful ignorance probably wont let you

  • @KamekoBruns i think you just mad cause george was right about everything. you wish u had the intellect to challenge people dont you? you cant so u gotta attach yourself to every little achievement your child makes and make random accusations that make no sense. not only that ur contradicting yourself. hmm i wonder why. maybe YOU should think more.

  • @Stubthezomb The only thing here that makes no sense is your misdirected rage. Don't be upset because my son and I have a good relationship while you're obviously yearning for some form of affection from your parents. Did you even know who your parents were? Or were they the types that rested all their dreams and hopes and you and when you ended up working in the fast food industry you realized what a pathetic loser you had become? That's probably it. Go make me a burger bitch.

  • @KamekoBruns anyone reading your comments is laughing at your dumb ass LOL

  • @KamekoBruns you and your son can suck eachothers vaginas

  • @Stubthezomb Man. Your parents must have really done a number on you. You're such a sad, lonely, hate-filled little troll.

    I pity you.

  • @KamekoBruns george probably knew there was gonna be some idiot like you not liking what he did so he was smart enough to plan ahead. he already disproved ur whiny ass a longgggg time ago. you have absolutely no argument except little petty insults that dont work. try something else

  • @Stubthezomb Jeez. Talk about fanboy-itis. Now you're crediting Carlin with fucking pre-cognitive abilities? George didn't prove anything moron. He was a crusty old shit and a washed up old comedian with grudges against just about everyone. He was nothing but a sad, lonely, bitter old man who found support in the throes of the wholly inadequate and the losers of life.

    That you shit for brains.

  • @KamekoBruns you would rather stroke yourself then face the truth huh? you and your son can go stroke each other. stroke stroke stroke ahhh

  • @Stubthezomb Look, I don't really care what it is that your daddy made you do to him but please don't try to project it on to me.

    You don't like my opinion? Too fucking bad. There is no truth for me to face other than you're a miserable little failure. Hell, your father probably drinks because of yo and your mother probably refers to you as the "Little Abortion That Got Away."

    Don't be pissed cause I have a good relationship with my son whereas your parents obviously hate you.

  • @KamekoBruns You should know that some children just don't like to be "used" as tools to satisfy your self-esteem. Its like you bragging that what your parents did are great - what did you do to help them? nothing. Its their credit so let them have it.

  • @KamekoBruns besides, you automatically assume that when someone hates your opinion that person must be abused by his/her parents... wrong! you never know how your children would take your actions - don't get fooled by their initial reactions. they might just be hiding their true feelings - like most teenagers do for other things.

  • @havoc222222 I've said this before but apparently repetition does not breed comprehension. My childs success has no bearing on my self-esteem. I really cannot make this any simpler and if you are either too biased or too dumb to comprehend that's not my problem.

    As for my comments to Stubby The Cockbag, I have no problem with people disagreeing with me. It's the Carlin fanboys like Stubby the cockbag that have differing opinions. His reactions indicate a severe anti-social pathos.

  • @KamekoBruns LOL you wanna talk about projecting? take a good look at yourself. everyone else thats argued against you which is by the way EVERYONE has been using FACTS. you however are making random shit up LOL. ask anyone i dare you

  • @Stubthezomb Yawn. Look dude, it's quite obvious that you're threatened by a good relationship based on trust and respect between a parent and a child. I'm sorry but it's clearly due to your own inadequacies and upbringing. As for the use of FACTS I wonder how any FACTS could have been used in an argument powered solely by opinions.

    Dude, you're a fucking loser and I would immediately forget about you but, like a case of herpes, you keep coming back.

  • @KamekoBruns do you fucking realize that your talking about yourself? LOLLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOL you dont no anything about me LOL. your just doing a sophisticated form of projecting LOL!!! your projecting things on me then tell me im projecting on you in order to project it on me! THEN YOUR PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA REALIZE IT AND SAY SOMETHING COMPLETELY INACCURATE THATS REALLY ABOUT YOU LOL!!!!LOLOLOLOL OMG SO BLIND!

  • @Stubthezomb Dude....whatever. Fact is that you started being a rude prick to me with no provocation. You can try the whole "I'm rubber and your glue" defense but it's bullshit. The way you act indicates that manner in which you were raised so when you tell me to "suck my sons vagina" that indicates to me quite well the type of person you are.

    In closing, I shit bigger than you and I am no done with you. Go back to being the irrelevant little loser that you are. Toodles.

  • @KamekoBruns you are like literally talking to a mirror pretending its me. it seems like what you said is more about you than me

  • @KamekoBruns oh and your not better than everyone.

  • @Stubthezomb More assumptions from the illiterate fuckstard. Tell you want, your raging miserable asswart, please indicate the point at which I said I was better than everyone.

    The only person I know I am better than is you.

    No go back to playing with your own shit.

    You're the one who started this shit. I was having a nice, polite conversation with another person and you just had to bring your raging a-hole demeanor and start pissing all over me.

    Well fuck you ccokbag.

  • @KamekoBruns you obviously fail at arguments. try logic.

  • @KamekoBruns I kind of get the impression that you are a really pretentious douche bag. That's just my thoughts though.

  • @Kaelyb That unfortunate because I'm really not. I'm actually a very laid back kind of guy but when people make vile, intentionally inaccurate comments and misrepresent what I say to further their own goals I get a tad miffed.

    I was having a rather nice and polite conversation with someone else Stubby had to bring all his insecurities in and piss all over everything. It was really uncalled for but such is life when dealing with internet trolls.

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  • @havoc222222 thanks havoc appreciate it. kameko really sucks eh? and i think your absofuckolutely right. i disagree with alot of things george says therefore im blindly following his direction. i just happen to agree with him on every level on this topic and his logic is flawless. if kameko doesnt like it well it doesnt make me have parent problems. it just means kamekos full of shit and sticking to the bullshit story.

  • @KamekoBruns you suck and your son sucks even worse

  • My other car is a piece of shit too.

  • George Carlin set modern america straight, didnt he, now go have a cigar

  • Fuck you dad..

  • We are the parents of an overgrown little chump who not only refuses our repeated requests to get a job,but still won't just sit down and shut his fucking cell phone off.

  • WOOHOO!!! SNOW!!!

  • wait wait wait wait wait... First George said you should get lots of education because that is the governments worst fear in his other video, And now he is making fun of educated people, i dont get it...

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  • @BigBoomRobot

    He's not making fun of educated people. He's telling what the school systems are about. They encourage herd mentality and teach you want they want you to know, and to assimilate you properly into the system. A truly educated person would break away from the norm, and understand that the established views of a lot of things in human society are bullshit, such as the monetary system and politics. Listen to John Lennon tapes, he was another one that explained it best.

  • @BigBoomRobot George likes to pretend he's the "Everyman Champion" but he's really just an elitist jackass. The only people he considers to be "educated" is anyone who thinks like him. Anyone who has even the slightest bit of conformity in them is either a stooge or an idiot. I used to love his material but he just became a crusty old curmudgeon in his later years.

  • @BigBoomRobot hes purposely contradicting himself so you can form your own opinion. if u pay attention to his other lessons he pretty much does it with everything. dont worry every GC fan picks this up eventually.

  • Proud parents of a forty five year kid who still lives at home who has no job! That is what my parents bumper sticker says about me. Kinda sucks!

  • 95% of Americans worship the "Sun/Son".

    GENIUS

  • Where can, i get those bumper stickers!

  • Wanan know something funny? They are cheering that the schools are indoctrination centers. The following week they happily drive little timmy to said indoctrination center :)

  • At 0:25 is one of the main reasons why I refuse to go to college. I don't give a fuck too and it's a lot of work and a waste of time for me. Fuck it. I forget the point where I'm suppose to give a shit about my own future. LOL. XD

  • The hell speech does not scare me, I'm 21 not 8. If they want to fear a figment of their imaginations, fine. Fuck them and fuck Jesus too.

  • this guy isn't funny at all, people have no sense of humor.

  • @XiledY0 no, people do have senses of humor, they all just differ from your own. maybe try not to see things as 'im right and youre wrong' when really you just have an opinion and other people have theirs. and since we are on the topic of your opinion, no one gives a fuck. :)

  • @Charsept VERY WELL SAID! Your comment should be in the bible, seriously.

    "Maybe try not to see things as (I'M RIGHT and YOU'RE WRONG) when really you just have an opinion and other ppl have theirs." DEFINITELY SHOULD BE IN THE BIBLE.

  • This rant exemplifies one of the more odious aspects of the "Baby Boomer", cultural narrative, of which Carlin was a part.

    The rabid anti-intellectualism of the "cool" kids has done unquantifiable damage to general public. Dumbing down of the American public has been done by making it uncool, and scholastic achievement an object of ridicule.

    Yes, Carlin was very entertaining, but this rant just feed into the destructive zeitgeist of his generation.

  • @Harbinification Couldn't disagree with you more.

  • @Harbinification As far as I know, Carlin wasn't a Baby Boomer.

  • LMFAO

  • Isn't it funny that there are 69 Dislikes (fools) when you take into account that 69 is the number designated for people eating each other's privates?

  • "The indoctrination center where their child has been sent to be stripped of his individuality and turned into an obedient, soul-dead conformist member of the American consumer culture." He fucking articulated my thoughts that I think whenever I'm at school. Fuck junior high, fuck fascism, fuck (most) adults, and fuck our society.

  • 69 People are "Proud Parents" who realized their kid is actually a brown-nosing little bitch.

  • Rest in peace legend!

  • 68 now :P

  • @shinzou5588 you're proud of your kids aren't you?

  • @Buttcrack2012 not really

  • @shinzou5588 lol 

  • Fuck the 67 misfits that disliked this video. Those simple minded pricks

  • @jaredabccrisscross Way to go, you pissed them off.

  • Too bad George is not around to speak at Ron Paul's GOP acceptance of the nomination speech.

    Funny thing about rationale and reason...it defeats propaganda on a long enough timeline.

  • I like some of his stuff but the ronchies sp potty mouth turn me off to the humor.

  • My best bumper sticker is 11/22/63 = 9/11/01 - George would agree on that and he is right on with his analogy of these lame parent ones!

  • My favorite bumper sticker says "My dog is smarter than your honor student"

  • Best bumper sticker I ever saw was on a pickup I passed on a reservation in AZ: "Custer had it coming".

  • He isn't funny to those who are easily offended little twats. And just like Carlin says...people are WAY too soft. Grow a pair. I don't agree with a lot of his beliefs but the fact of the matter is, the man is and always will be hilarious.

  • Here's another pack of retards that should be douse with gasoline and shoved into a flowing river of hot lava: these religious assholes who keep saying George Carlin is in hell. YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE GUY JUST BECAUSE HE WAS AN ATHEIST, WE GET THE POINT, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

  • @b75s George only exists as a fond memory.

  • @b75s he was raised catholic

  • @hheadache That's true, but died as an atheist to my understanding. I just respect George Carlin for his great philosophy views, I really care less about his religious background.

    btw- I apologize if you find my comment a little harsh towards religious believers.

  • @b75s not uhhh, he worshiped the sun!!! ;)

  • @reaperinred11 "NAH UH, because my cloak is made of a titanium alloy that shields me from heat!"

    Seriously though, you have point, if a person considers the sun as a god.

  • @b75s i was referring to the fact that he called himself a sun worshiper

  • @reaperinred11 I really don't see your point, but if you say so.

  • @b75s there is a bit where he says he worships the sun. so he's "not an athiest"

  • @reaperinred11 Worship means to adore, honor, respect & largely value, the word itself has nothing to do with religion nor god. People worship god because they chose to do so. C. George choose the sun because of scientific reasons, not because he saw it as a god. Example: a man can worship his wife just because he loves her without the concept of religion or god involve. Carlin died as an atheist.

  • @b75s i was referring to the bit. it was a joke.

  • @reaperinred1 DAMMIT, that's the second time this year I put my foot in my mouth. I gotta learn how to read between those lines.

  • @b75s yea fuck them his in a car garage in buffalo

  • @b75s I'm a Christian, and I find Carlin hilarious. He was a nonconformist, which I think is unique and awesome. Even though I disagree with his logic at times and his beliefs, I don't get offended. He was a funny guy, at least.

  • @irishbug14 You are more in tune of being an individual than I am, I haven't disagreed with George Carlin's views yet, in fact I can't even decide if that's really a good thing or a bad thing.

  • @b75s

    Being an individual has nothing to do with whether or not you agree with someone, as long as you arrive at that conclusion via your own individual perspective.

    Example A: A non-individual would be a Christian because their parents raised them to do so. (Most, by the way. It's essentially brainwashing.)

    Example B: An individual would be a Christian because they looked into various beliefs, studied them for a decent extent of time, and found Christianity suitable to their worldview.

  • @Ygdrasel Good point, never thought about it that way, but I still feel a little awkward that I haven't disagreed with 1 of George Carlin's views yet, I still feel that I'm being an non-individual here, that's just me.

  • @b75s

    Well, that's not necessarily a bad thing. He had this bit once where he mentioned the only places you need to clean daily are pits, teeth, crotch, and ass. I agreed with that enough to start doing just that, scrubbing at the sink each morning. I only hop into the shower for a full wash maybe once a week now, and my hygiene's actually better off for the change. And I save time too.

  • @Ygdrasel LMAO XD, that was a bit too much info my friend, but if that what makes you happy :)

    btw- by any chance you work for the CIA? just wondering.

  • @b75s

    Too much info? No such thing! :P

    And I wish I worked for the CIA. It'd make it so much easier to force my views (which this country desperately needs) into the government.

  • Fuck you dad! haha!!

  • brillance at work...damn carlin, why the fuck did you die

  • @iyequertu54 there's ways of giving people cancer. No more hit squads, just a silent slow killer.

  • My favorite one I've seen: Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

  • @unclefestus Nice bumper sticker. I'd definitely put that one on the back of my car.

  • 00:50 my dad just got mad at me because he asked me how my hw was going and i said: fuck you dad lmao

  • where can i watch the full version of the show?

  • FUCK U DAD hahahaha

    -my dad is also very worried about my grades. 60% of everything they teach u in school is pure bullshit or totally not necessary for life. But he hasn't seen the light yet.

    now pass the brownies.

  • @Silverballer45ACP Thats why I use American Literature class to catch up on my sleep.

  • @Silverballer45ACP total fucking agreement. i was starting to think i was the only one in school sain.

  • If you live in New England, you get the same feeling whenever you drive behind a car with a "THIS CAR CLIMBED MOUNT WASHINGTON" sticker on the back.

  • @TheHonp I have NEVER seen that.

  • @RJiminez51 Congrats dude you are officially the biggest asshole on Youtube. Seriously you don't think he's funny, big fucking deal, you don't need to disrespect the dead with your hate.

  • @RJiminez51 FUCK U FOR HATING ON A GREAT COMDIAN!!!!! I HOPE U BURN IN HELLLL!!!!

  • hey im an aspiring stand up comedian, check out my comedy blog and lemme know what you think nicemike3.tumblr.com

  • Did this guy just decide to hate every possible group of people and somehow become famous for it? Does anyone actually like this guy? Or is it like Call of Duty, where people only say they like it because it's "Hip" and "Trendy"? What a sad, sad little man.

  • @NotTrollingAtAll He's, like, kind of dead, asshole. Show some respect. You know, my parents had those same stupid bumper stickers. It ain't the parents' fault, it's the American education system's.

    But they're not funny.

  • @NotTrollingAtAll It's a shame that honesty and the brash expression of ideas will always breed hate among the simple minded.

  • @NotTrollingAtAll

    People liked George Carlin because he told things like they are. He was brutally honest. He said truths other people wouldn't admit. However, he is no more hateful than most politicians or Baptist ministers.

  • I saw a bumper sticker that said "Keep God in USA"

    I wished George Carlin was still alive to see it !

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  • Bumper Sticker.... "You'll regret reading this when I brake-check your ass"

  • The already great humor drastically improves when your name is Justin.

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  • All bumper stickers reek. You ever see some of those cars with dozens of those little shits pasted all over so you get to figure out how great they are?

  • he is right who cares if your child is a honor student, he probably was a kiss ass!!!!!!