Things You Wouldn't Hear in a War Film - Mock the Week - BBC Two

[AlexTehGr8]

why does he have to buzz after every joke??

[ImmaChiaotzu1]

"Snake? SNAKE? SNNNNAAAKKKE!!!"

"Ah, Snake!"

[Loki3922]

Got to love Operation Mindfuck. xD

[pulkmees]

A line you wouldn't hear in a war film.

/looking around the corner

"Oh, here you are Ryan."

[JMMGamers]

@pulkmees Hahaha, man that was the funniest thing ive ever read loool!

[knockout9999]

What is operation mindfuck, i never understood it.. (don't say i got mindfucked lol! )

[Clarky3493]

adam hills <3

[Bessiee93]

I like the British side, and I like the foreign side, but which one's best?

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT...

[TheRaygunTribe]

Operation mindfuck should include Heston Bloomentharl

(idk how to spell)

[Missslepyhed44]

german soilder

Hosetly they win one war and they have to rub our noses in it by making so many pointless films

I quit

[LegoRacer41]

operation mindfuck FTW!

[Chrome118]

this was a really good episode :P

[conconger11]

wot is it with hugh dennis and car insurunce

[jonny2k100]

I LOL'd so much at Hugh Dennis at 1:03

[ControlledChao5]

Things you wouldn't hear in a war film - There's only one way to settle this... one, two, three, four, I declare a thumbwar

[TheSixtysicks]

@ControlledChao5 that wouldve been brilliant in the show. well done

[fh154wv]

Adam Hills you legend

[psycodollkiller666]

Everyone wants to be on the sidelines with popcorn for Operation Mindfuck...

[joshmdmd]

0:36 that is all.

[heart9888666]

press 3 for a massive laugh

[05SmegHead04]

who else copied andy's goggles.........

[SherryZProductions]

Press 5 FOR FUNNIEST JOKE!

[SherryZProductions]

I'm saving Private Ryan.....

(No you can't. You'll get killed)

.... money on his Car Insurance!

[1998krish]

im saving private ryan..............money on his car insurance

[glitteraddict44]

damned messages in german! xD

[LaoGahn]

I'd have added in "This is a complete disaster! In the last war I was in, I got my own rocket launcher!"

[JerryBeatFreak]

My name I Jerry....Fuck...I mean. Shit!... I mean...God damnit....This really isn't working out in my favour....

[kerrigor778]

Vhy are ve speaking english?

[oGLaDOSo]

This is Major Winfield, we need medics over here stat!....What? They all became psychiatrists? THAT'S CRAZY!

[MarekUtd]

operation mindfuck.....so I'm guessing Phil Neville is a Captain.

[Gam3rTagger]

Why does Hugh always make car insurance and chlamydia jokes.

[ben1213schreiber1213]

Y R WE SPEEKING ENGLISH??? hahahahha Hugh Dennis is legend!!!

[happygang6]

@ben1213schreiber1213 no its "why are we speaking English"

[vincentjdrummer]

@happygang6 Don't forget the capital W and the question mark while you're at it.

[happygang6]

@vincentjdrummer No you got the question mark right.

[DarkGodCthulhu]

HOW TO GET THE TOP COMMENTS: Mention Operation Mindfuck

[easypeesylemonsquezy]

What's the name of the comedian with the 'Saving Private Ryan' joke?

[mymoset]

@easypeesylemonsquezy Hugh Dennis.

[eels1996]

@easypeesylemonsquezy Hugh Dennis

[RicardoSS85]

I don't get the last one! English is not my first language and I think something got lost in translation... Could anyone help me?

[mymoset]

@RicardoSS85 If you don't understand what the hell are Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, The Wotan Clan, Usher, and Daniel Day-Lewis up to, then Operation Mindfuck is a success.

The point is that the enemies (whoever the hell they are) will try to figure out why your side picked such a team, and be clueless. So you will be screwing with their minds and win yourself a precious time and make the other side waste their time.

[RicardoSS85]

@mymoset Good! That's what I thought it was, but then again I wasn't sure about all the names, so there could've been some kind of different joke in them. Cheers.

[mymoset]

@RicardoSS85 Regarding the names: Crack physicist, porn actor, crack footballer, metal band, rapper, supercrack actor. WTF can they need such a team for?

[mymoset]

@RicardoSS85 BTW, are you spanish, portuguese, italian...?

[RicardoSS85]

@mymoset I'm portuguese. Man I totally agree on your 'supercrack actor' description of DDL. The man is a legend.

[mymoset]

@RicardoSS85 Pois isto foi un pouco absurdo. Un galego e un portugués falando en inglés. A globalización é o que ten. Supoño que entendes o galego do mesmo xeito que eu poido entende-lo portugués.

[RicardoSS85]

@mymoset Ahahaha, perfeitamente! O galego e o português são muito idênticos, talvez até mais do que o galego e o castelhano. Nas regiões mais a norte de Portugal, em meio rural, o português falado é muito semelhante ao galego (o que faz todo o sentido, dada a proximidade geográfica).

[tigerlili97]

love hugh dennis' car insurance jokes XD

[Samster619boy]

heres my own:P "mission accomplished sire, as you requested we are now shaving ryan's privates" :)

[slapurmum]

Last one wasn't as funny as the rest :/

[xXMusicxMadnessXx]

@slapurmum Don't lie it was hilarious o.O

[slapurmum]

@xXMusicxMadnessXx

lol, it was too long (thats what she said) and was kinda cringeworthy, but every other joke from frankie that ive heard has been hilarious :)

[GrenadierBiermann]

I'm going to make 2 of the exact same comments. Vote them both up to replace the 2 top comments which are giving away the jokes. Takes a smart man to write down exactly what they just heard and add "lol" to the end.

[wonderfuldonuts]

Thanks for typing what was just said! How did you know I was deaf?

[gigitygoo2011]

did anyone hear a sheep at 0:43

[EskimoofDesert]

Down voting Roman

[jackisawsomekincade]

can you put spoiler alert before any quotations from the video please.

or don't post any

[TriSwordsExtreme]

You've each been selected for this mission, because you're unknown to the enemy, and you each have a special talent. Professor Hawkin, John Lesley, Phil Nevil, The Wootan Clan, Usher, The Suger Poof Monster, and Daniel Day-Lewis! WELCOME! TO OPERATION MIND FUCK!

[WolfytheWolf5667]

Now we shall be writing letters backwards to confuse the Germans, for example Mum spelled backwa...oh.

[ellenmelon771]

I can't feel my legs!!! That's because your arms have been blown off.

Hahahahahahaha one of the funniest lines EVER!!!! XD xXx

[hyffuguyftg]

WELCOME TO OPERATION MINDFUCK!

[mrstarranthightopp]

anyone else want to be a part of operation mindfuck?? lol

[jagdpanther1945]

20 PEOPLE PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON

[TDaViEzZ1994]

I want to see the outcome of operation mindfuck!

[radeakins]

@TDaViEzZ1994 it will end with a Nazi Colonel going 'Was die ficken!'

[ChazBoable]

@TDaViEzZ1994 we won ww2

[JoshH37591]

Is it weird that everytime I watch one of these videos or any with him in, my eye sight is drawn towards Russell Howard's pecks?

[scaryninja1693]

People complaining about people quoting for thumbs up is now just as annoying as the latter, you can't stop them, it's too late...and so the circle continues.

[jonathondeane]

@scaryninja1693 Pretty soon people will be complaining about people who complain about people who complain about people quoting for thumbs up... It never ends D:

[DreamingUPReality]

@jonathondeane ...well how about everyone stops complaining then and enjoy the video :D

[demi12356]

Dont you hate it when people put lines from this up, and it gets liked so you can't help seeing it, so it wrecks it

[bennett321a]

Welcome To Operation Mindfuck!!!

[seemo82]

Operation MindFuck ... Just EPIC

[LaughorNot]

Russels laugh at 0:19 :D Bless him

[zanist123]

thanks for repeating the lines i just heard guys... ur just tryna get thumbs up.

thumbs up if u agree

[derrenlegendbrown]

"...Proffessor Hawkins, John Lesley, Phil Neville, The Woo-Tang clan, Usher, The Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel day Lewis, Welcome to OPERATION MINDFUCK!!"

ROFL.

[INEEDANEWACCOUNTNAME]

welcome, TO OPERATION MIND FUCK.

[MsAbixxx]

Hugh Dennis is very right, why in nearly every war film the Germans speak english, but with a german accent?!

I mean I would think it more realistic if they spoke german and there were subtitles! But still the video was funny OPERATION MINDFUCK!

[natlord]

OPERATION MINDFUCK!

[mikebrightman]

gawd hugh's faces after "why are we speaking english" is just epic xD

[narutopivotguy]

has anyone noticed that the two top comments are from the same user.

[derrenlegendbrown]

@narutopivotguy Yes I noticed, :P

[narutopivotguy]

@derrenlegendbrown cool and that person was you :3

[FIDDY87]

".....and you each have a special skill, Professor Hawking,John Leslie,Phil Neville, The Wu-Tang Clan, Usher the SugarPuffs monster and Daniel delewis, WELCOME TO OPERATION MIND FUCK"

[nuttymonkey11]

19 people joined operation mind-fuck :P

[jackalhunt1]

Make a joke about making a joke about people posting jokes from the video

????

Profit?

[HarveyKillsYou]

why watch the video when all the jokes are in the comment section!?

[medudemedude]

thanks for quoting lines from the clip guys! some of us here might be deaf!

[MinecraftRealm]

Own Personal One:

Sargent: Okay lads, FIRE AT WILL!

Some Guy named Will: Shit, not this again >.<

[oneofthelikelylads]

'repeat one of the jokes said in the clip' LOL

[BritishTrekkie952]

19 english-speaking germans watched this

[SuperChoco101]

Never guess what !! we just watched the clip --' dont repeat it again

[rossy2019]

WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY ALL THE JOKES, WEVE JUST WATCHED THE BLOODY THING!!!!!!!!!

[seemo82]

I think Operation MindFuck is something I would love to see, epic just epic

[kitaarmes]

Hugh loves his chlamydia jokes :P

[BoyBeatles]

line's you wouldn't hear in a war film:

you have each been selected for this mission, because you are unknown to the enemy, and you each have a special skill, professor hawking, John Leslie, Phil Nevel, The wootang clang, Usher, the suger puffs Monster and daniel Day-Lewis

WELCOME TO OPERATION MIND FUCK- Frankie Boyle

[fexliam2]

i cant breath!

to...much....laughter!

[weimaj]

welcome to operation MINDFUCK

[DaleAdam94]

dont worry tomhill, i'll make sure she gets it, its chlamydia isnt it?! LOL!

[zizouboy2]

andy parsons is the least funny comedian EVER!

[Colton8646]

Press 9 and Frankie is asking you why?

[rohanyamid]

from the makers of "saving private ryan" comes "shaving ryans privates"

[SophiieeBabyy1]

@Rocketpeace1 erm no. i don't like him, i'm just saying that there's no need to bring him up on this video when he's got fuck all to do with it.

[TheLadyFrodo]

@Rocketpeace1 he was not known back then...the good old days

[SophiieeBabyy1]

@Rocketpeace1 stfu why does some prick always mention his fucking name on a video?! Seriously he has nothing to do with this video so fucking leave him out of it!

[AlexGTAgamer]

"And they all survived and lived happily ever after, the end."

[lipstick322]

frankie boyle is the worst comedian ever i hate him

[PhilAFire93]

@lipstick322 I think he's funny, one of the best comedians.

[lipstick322]

@PhilAFire93 he can be funny but sometimes he can just be far too vulgar and rude, like he is looking for a reputation. He is a racist and a homophobe. Andy parsons and russel howard are the real funny ones

[martianbasilisk]

@lipstick322 i think someones sense of humours a little on the sensitive side methinks :/

[lipstick322]

@martianbasilisk or maybe my sense of humour isnt one of a stuck up twat. Weak people tend to follow and like the ones who are nasty to other people and you are trying to bask in frankie boyle's light and think that if you say you like him, people will think you are like him, which you are not. you are normal and in no way spectacular. Piss off sayin im sensitive, im realistic

[martianbasilisk]

@lipstick322 chill... hes a comedian not a role model. and htf would i be stuck up if i liked one of the most offensively hilarious comedians ever? He takes the piss out of of things and in no way does he put himself ahead of them. and maybe you're just weak becuase you can't face the fact that offense and conflict has shaped most of todays world. in no way do i particularly look and smile at that fact... oh and i do have a personality i don't need anyone to shape it for me! He's an entertainer.

[ripxkider1st]

no it buzz's after every joke he buzz's when he thinks its funny

[Beckiiy100]

what does the buzz mean after someone tells a joke - does it mean its crap lol ?

[PiggyDies1]

0:44 retarded laughter :L

[NewSuperAvenger]

"Why are we speaking English?"

I thought the same thing about Germans in the war film

[nld9898]

im saving private ryan... money on his car insurance lmao

[ACinDorset]

Frankie Frankie Frankie

Wins wins wins

Always always always

[stokeowen]

the only way to solve this war is ......through dance

[CharizardLv5]

Operation mindfuck=meth

[MrMikejc121]

Im saving Private Ryan....money on his car insurance

[kitaarmes]

I CAN'T FELL MY LEGS....

That's because your arms have been blown off....

XD PMSL

[andymac4883]

Tell me honestly, who else really wants to be part of OPERATION MINDFUCK?

[theamvgirlx]

@andymac4883 Justin Bieber. Anyone from disney except micky

[JoeyThe14th]

we KNOW the jokes people

[dom33332]

We've managed to crack the Germans code. Turns out they were sending messages in German

[louisgworld]

im saving private ryan...

 MONEY ON HIS CAR INSURANCE XD

[SuperJeffhardyfan01]

Should he use the AK-47 or the M16? GO COMPAREE!

[SuperBronstar]

This Is The Best One, EVER! =) xx

[PsychoticSnake]

I have one:

LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIINSSS­SSSSS

[SuperSinghDarren]

operation mind fuck was just epic lol

[abdulabz123]

@HADEZ115 Good luck sir!

[Punkoli99]

Saving private ryan...ON HIS CAR INSURANCE XD!!!!!

[playstation786]

'why r we speakin English??'

[MsBkirk]

@derrenlegendbrown Did Hugh Dennis voice the Admiral Car Insurance ad?

[derrenlegendbrown]

@MsBkirk yep :)

[TheBazman111]

@MsBkirk yes he did and bernard matthews and many others he is a corporate voice over man for ads

[barneynward]

Frankie: "We've manage to crack the German's code. Turns out they were sending messages, in German."

Hugh (German Accent): "Why are we speaking English?"

I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

[niniwithoutideas]

@barneynward I can't stop laughing neither and I am bloody German. :D :D

[Arzaker]

vy are we spiking eeenglish

[HughesyRemixes]

"I'm terribly sorry Sergeant, but when you said let's all ban together and take Jerry from behind... ahee"

Lmfao! Brilliant.

[goldiemew]

so for the misconception

[drsmokesweed]

hugh dennis and frankie boyle are a great team

[BubbleAndSqueek100]

russell<3<3<3<3<3

[goldiemew]

it means a messing up your mind

i check up some of the names he said.

some are already dead which are a philosopher and a novelist, one is a fictional character on a cereal box, one is a musical group, a scientist and musician.

if someone really use a group like this in a war.

it would fuck up everone's mind

both the supporters and the opponets

[stretts19]

@goldiemew phil neville's a footballer for starters

[theamvgirlx]

@goldiemew I know but it'd be AWESOME!

[SkinDeep13X]

can someone explain the 'operation mindfuck' bit to me please

[Trollz0Be0Trollin]

@SkinDeep13X Something about fucking minds bro.

Aside form the topic of michael jackson...

[hmmhowstrange]

Russel is not funny

[BADWOLF1001]

I'm Saving Private Ryan!

.....Money On His Car Insurance!!!! ;)

[10400274]

hugh and his fucking car insurance jokes

FUCKS SAKE

[RefiLewise]

@10400274

Your comment twice.

FUCKS SAKE.

[10400274]

hugh and his fucking car insurance jokes

FUCKS SAKE

[PaDzMuFc123]

anyone else think russell howard is NOT funny

[ShasOKaiis]

@PaDzMuFc123 Evidently not

[hmmhowstrange]

@PaDzMuFc123 yes

[WizzScope]

lol mock the week is the BEST!

[IxHADOUKENxI]

I To Was in Operation Mindfuck Was Hell

[JakemcdeezHTiD]

frankie boyle is a fucking genius.

[mafls001]

frankie boyle owns this

[Kaynas1988]

We've managed to crack the German's code, it turns out they were sending messages in German

LOL

[KrytenMark]

"Vy are ve speaking English? :I !" X''D

[mazohiphop]

dont worry we are all going to die.

[chinnythewarrior]

I can't feel my legs! That's because your arms have been blown off! Absolutely Brilliant.

[zombieoutbreakprod]

Where under heavy fire from the germans!!!

Don't think this is the best time to say i brought my son to work.

[dmsjr2]

Professor Hawking, John Leslie , Phil Neville, The Wu-Tan Clan, Usher, The Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis. WELCOME TO OPERATION MINDFUCK! I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING

[jammidodgaa]

@dmsjr2 wot duz he mean?