Drunk Times with Hot Girls - Picking Up girls

[iDrawPOO]

does anyone else think the first girl looks like jessica alba

[Taught77]

you've got a very strong HO meter my friend.

[Taught77]

this is a great schtick you guys got going cause chicks love nothing more than talking about themselves.

[TheChristinahamilton]

@dispacct1 Thank you haha

[dispacct1]

Smoker girl is FUCKING hot.

[VR6xPOWER]

Did anyone else hear that random guy saying '45 minutes' at 3:48 when Jason asked how log a guy should wait before texting a girl? LMAO

[ReddHarlemX1]

3:44 45 MINUTES

[Bobubobme]

Goatee Philosopher should have added at the end "...except my mom".

[ortixx]

Hot Chicks; turning straight men into homosexuals since 0:17

[boab23]

1:09 i dont know if shes hot or ok-ish.

[SkullOfYorick]

@boab23 I think, short hair-styles look terrible on girls. If she had long hair, she'd be hot.

[billyball2]

5:44 so true lol

[Jaysarch]

4:29 she was soo open for him to make a move.

[haseebw321]

Young The Giant in the backround at 3:10

[12NadaSurf12]

3:12 truer words never spoken. yes, thats the way to do it.

[lomden]

0:59 - MISTERY METHOD!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[lilcrazyaznboy]

That girl that smoke is one hot as fuck..

[Stefandurrr]

"How old are you?"

*makes donkey noise, walks away*

[AdamOKC]

45 minutes

[MattTheMan1994]

@AdamOKC hahahaha

[GrowingUpSortOf]

All girls are hookers...correction...some are whores while others are sluts...sluts are free, whores cost money

[Jamsessionroom1337]

@GrowingUpSortOf You HAVE to waste money on chicks.. taken them out, buying them stuff, the point of it is, that you spend money on women to get them to have sex with you regardless.

One is more to the point of your penis being hard and having needs, the other is more to the point of you putting in emotional investment.

[GrowingUpSortOf]

@Jamsessionroom1337 In that case, Thank God I'm a heartless basterd...

[jonh886]

Tht girl at 1:29 is sexy as fuck

[buckeyegrrl]

@jonh886 She is fucking ridiculously attractive. She has ingrained herself into my permanent memory.

[sigint21tah]

1:00 Jon sinn

[TheChristinahamilton]

Oh ha that's me!!!! Uh oh...

[WhoElseButKris]

Realest dude at the end.

[THEONETHEONLYEM21]

lol the guys at 1 min is protecting the shit out his girl and jason probably still hit that

[SlutMonkey9834]

all girls hookers, in America yes

[OzakiRain]

@SlutMonkey9834 i dont think thats a fair evaluation unless you've been to every country in the world and spoken to even woman there.

so just say 'all girls are hookers'

[AttractingGirls]

hahah "If it's rape, just say rape." @1:55



[samuel199445]

Thumbs up for the try on the freaking hot girl 5:34

[PonzNukeProductions]

"Buy me a steak and a good one" lol

[kradim]

dammit i lol'd at 2:52

[blacknight2237]

lmfao be real ok kisses her! lmfao

[Azza1070]

Smokers? Yuck, I'd rather not kiss an ash tray.

[Inkrediblepwn]

The guy at the end he was talking some real shit man.

[LoveHata]

Goatee Philosopher

[JuggleMonkey3]

He turned gay.

[stip27]

he just could not give a fucken rats ass about anything. that facial expression is priceless.

[CireRice]

He meant to say all chicks are hookers... some just don't put a high price tag on it ... and the rest just give away free samples.....

[Jballa371]

wtf whered u find the first girl. shes fuckin sexy damn and u almsot got to 1st base good job bro

[angrygrunt]

if some are free wouldn't that make them not hookers

[staticlean]

That 80's Winona Ryder chick could be my wingman any day!

[trinislobo]

2:54!! LOOOOLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cobrahawk3]

this guy is a total boss

[spootboy123]

5:44 Jason's face: "Real shit, right here, mother fuckers."

[MRMERKEM]

Pick up girls using Lil B Lyrics! lool this would be funny as hell :D

[jjsmooth21]

2:53 lmfao

[brunotg]

where do you guys film your videos? been wathcihng for an hour!

[AqualimitedX1]

damn shes hot

[ashfaqul11]

i once was going to invited some girls on a fishing trip and i was like "which one of you girls are DTF with me"....i meant DOWN TO FISH :(

[DMRCapitalHill]

He turned gay damn

[Hexduss]

ROFL to the last guy :') i couldn't stop laughing XD

[ZDarg]

2:53 RAPE FACE

[sOuPaMaN93]

omg i'm in love with that first girl

[yourdeadmother]

the first bitch is mouthfagging.. lol

[GmasterRED]

I thumbs'd up for that last guy

[edwardwilliams91]

At 3:45 you can hear someone yell "45 minutes!"

[tratorta]

he turned gay...LOL

[sign333b]

meh ... youre no kassem.

[JuniorX]

BRAVO to the last drunk dude! BRAVO!

[obaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

2:53 Hahaha

[raymond1996]

0:17 Buthole!

[mrAA1269]

45 minutes



[fanta832]

Sluts...

[tube09041]

SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE THIS PLACE IS

[Niicoliiee915]

@tube09041 hermosa beach lol

[tube09041]

@Niicoliiee915 k. im gonna go there, serious. I hope youre not a troll.

[buckeyegrrl]

@tube09041 L fucking A! Most beautiful women per square mile on the planet.

[hotisnot2]

The first girl looks a bit like jessica alba!!

[robertburnz]

IS THIS REAL? HAHAHA

[xxNwaFifaboyxx]

the girl with the hat is a cunt. lol

[lampuiho]

how can the first girl be so hot when she does all the bad things to her body

[cgokcen]

girls at 4:05 is probably not an american. she looks turkish

[sanderfist]

Muahahahahaha the first one is fucking hilarious!

[iaroma]

3:46 ... some guy in the background answers "45 minutes"

[JRodriguez609]

Chin approach for the wiin

[JRodriguez609]

Hahahah cool video

[SuperGeorgian]

0:40 , some guy asked her if she was dtf .. down to fuck? dirty minded whore.

What if he asked her if she was Down To Flirt?

[FrostbitexP]

@SuperGeorgian

nope it means down to fuck. -sigh- dumb ass -.-.

[SuperGeorgian]

@FrostbitexP thanks , captain retard fuckingly obvious piece of shit.

[FrostbitexP]

@SuperGeorgian

Then why did you fucking make that stupid ass comment retard.

[SuperGeorgian]

@FrostbitexP I was being sarcastic you mother whore

[FrostbitexP]

@SuperGeorgian

-Sigh- your an idiot if you think its possible on such sarcasm on the internet.

[YouToobPooop]

2:51 I'm dying

[ChildlineRs]

If a guy gets your number how long she he wait before calling you? random guy: 45 minutes.

[onee]

@ChildlineRs LOL! I heard that one too.

[Kilimanjaro004]

@ChildlineRs LMAOOOOOOOO

[DrSamuelLoomis]

lol @ 2:55 u can tell he is the controlling type

[lorenzotje3]

FUCKING FRIENDZONE

[GcFJOE]

guy at 4.44 is forever alone guy

[YulaTsheringSherpa]

that chick was so fine

[cvunit]

AMEN to last guy, and the first girl is sexy as fuck.

[jaehood109]

"All Girls are Hookers, Some are Free, Some you have to Pay..That's Life" Lmaoo G O L D E N!!!

[Bushiey]

These girls are a bunch of whores too.

[buffon007police]

It's your birthday? Happy birthday! How old are you? Huuuh! That's how old you are? LMFAO! Haha!

[McZazy]

REJECTED

[newagewinning3000]

n never ever pay for anything specially a big steak your just setting your self up for a "walking wallet" man i wish i was your friend guys too much fun you guys get it

[newagewinning3000]

good looking n good kisser,, fuck yeah she wanted it she was jus playing hard to get ,,, always b closing jason and never give upever it work with the fugly girl ,, right

[younesbal]

damn that guy must be a philosopher..

[keepingitsteezy]

ahahaaaa 2:45

[najklet]

Damn Simplepickup is my IDOL s , !

[EmrecanREVO]

3:42 she wanted to kiss you bro lol

[KingJoshDow1]

the girl that is smoking the cigerette is probably a homie hopper

[robertextremu]

3:48 45 minutes!!(thumbs so others can see)

[AbuAljori]

@robertextremu LOL done!

[vr6hondaeatervr6]

Girls smokin are not hot lol maybe their lungs :D

[ThePhaxe]

4:38 damn! that girl is hot!

[vicray13]

LMAO @ the end x)

[kerolification]

Hansje Teeuwen (^-^)

[Orkslayer]

jessica alba? hi.

[Bjornnoo]

so is this reall noo? i love how you keep going after she says no i would of stopped and walked away for sure

[0hRevo]

Remember Alll Girls Are Hookers!!!!!!!!!

[elostora121]

The man at the end understands life more than any grandfather out there :D

[w0ggy]

45 MINUTES haha

[netsurfer173]

da girl in the beginning is so hot she makes guys turn gay when she rejects them o_0

[silverstreak34]

3:47 "45 minutes."

[MrBerkks777]

i fucken hate where were headed.. hahahahaha

[EI2468Original]

WHO ELSE HEARD THE "45 minutes" at 03:47

[Unusuallygreat0]

Blonde girls fucked up noise that she makes when she looks at her phone at 2:10 makes me laugh till my sides hurt everytime. Best reaction to an interview in my opinion.

[Verradonairun]

"Buy me a steak...And a good one" - I literally fell off my chair laughing! :D she's a mess, but at least she's funny. :)

[mchilleo]

Its easy to go up and male out w a girl guys. Hell u don't even have to b good looking. Just have the balls and confidence

[MrStellar13]

I know were that one place is

[raycdaddy]

4:39 i wish i could go up to a random girl and make out with her

[Kemorasi]

1:58

Andy Samberg's female clone? O_O

[Thingelstad90]

Can I thumb up that last guy, somehow?

[SportssGuy]

3:17 bottom right corner....wtf?

[Nicro327]

How do you guys not have 30 different oral diseases?

[0ladap0]

2:53 caught me off guard but that shit was hilarious as hell.

[pingalamosa]

last guy made my day

[SexyCoCoBoy]

5:40 WHY DID U END THE CONVO?!?!?

[liiiiiiiiiiiviiiiiii]

hermosa and redondo

[liiiiiiiiiiiviiiiiii]

hermosa beach?

[Rayyy110]

LOL SLUTS

[67Zaka]

Why the fuck am I watching this? I fuck bitches every night...

[theawesomefilipino]

@67Zaka because it's funny as hell

[WestAucklandNz]

@67Zaka True i fuck females every night...

[jtlegend1]

@67Zaka then you should post a video fucker:)

[SuperTripleKiller]

@67Zaka Cuz its mad funny

[doctorisjoe]

what happened afterwards?

he turned gay lol

[MattDurden]

girl with the hat is such a bitch, fucking blase attitude thinking she's the shit with that lesbo haircut

[mmeexx16]

5:45 True Story

[walt175]

4:35 lmao. so is this real? cmon, what are you doing

[cerebral36]

3:45 "How many days should he wait before calling you?"

"45 minutes" LOL

[roms3]

4:55 - PERFECT GIRL EVER. I wish all girls were like that.

[beastboomer]

I used to be able to pickup any hot girl......until i took an arrow to the knee.

[Irockmarkdowns]

@beastboomer fail

[Ihlightzz]

That last guy was sooooooooo high...

[philpauk]

i wanna buy that chick a steak

[InSpirationRSN]

Buy me a steak, and a good one. (baws)

[SuperSkate411]

5:46 that guy is never gunna get laid

[WatchLearnSee]

Don't ask me why, but I keep repeating 2:11 - 2:19 everytime I get to 2:19

[12345Astaroth]

It's funny the fact that the one he tells her mouth stinks is the one he kisses!!!

[gansterlicous]

Ha Ha Ha 2:47

[iSpeakiTweet]

2:53 was the funniest shit to me.

[OfficialH2]

@iSpeakiTweet ya man that shit was hilarious

[PeculiarTactics]

Goatee Philosopher is right on the money.

[SoderberGMusic]

3:42

"45 minutes!"

[zaacymay]

That first one is bangin'

[Behzey2fly]

I like the girl with the black hat she's a FREAK!

[Behzey2fly]

45 min lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooo

[flowfactoryinc07]

I was about to say damn you lucky as bitch you made out with that hot ass girl.

[09bhfanaticos]

all girls are hookers.

[evanplaysguitar]

2:53

[brownieee96]

LOL their responses killedddd me

[Swimgirl6855]

2:54 i laughed so hard!!!

[dumylikethat]

lol @ 2:49