Halo 3 - Funny Brutes

[jamsguy98]

brutes haven't figured out that they can't use their choppers to mine the diamonds!

they need to craft a pickaxe or shovel (if their not busy chasing ghosts

[TheDjNavs]

teabag party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darkmau15]

I used to be good at halo three then....... I was stabbed by an energy sword

[rougeninja99]

One shot of a sniper makes brutes un armored ? Makes perfect sense

[MrBrianreynolds123]

0:10 He is like Shit i need to hit the gym

[trainmaster555]

Brutes = Blondes

[Wannabetransformer]

2:31 (spartan): my down below is a gun :)

[Wannabetransformer]

0:52 (brute): i will get through this gap

[DStasman]

2:52 isn't he tired?

[Tanker596]

Thumbs Up if you watch this in 2011 :)

[bonjovi696]

1:19 is he masturbating?

[mooreda13]

Look on crows nest right after you go up the elevator. Head to the door where brutes come out and stand right in front when it opens. The brutes will NOT attack and simply stand there while you do whatever you want to them so long as they do not leave.

[jord252]

@CDR627 init lool

[Douggist27]

i fukin love the ramones

[spartan7251]

i pissed.

[jord252]

The brute chasing the ghost kinda looked like he was ice skating

[CDR627]

@jord252 to me he looked liked he was monkey walking like an idiot.

[connorisawesome11]

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[1998mohit]

1:27 did anyone see the way the brute moved to that

[BoBsPfhorever77]

@1998mohit We all did. :3

[98JSPARTAN]

2:01, still goin, rofl copter

[benhurzz]

3:24

Arbiter:Lol dude lets teabag this retard...



[leafsfan12311]

:)

[akbandofbrother]

i wish i got a baby brute

[silentlightpro]

i need a blowjob...

[jimmypubeface23]

cool, does anyone know the song?

[pjhawron]

Flame fart



[toothless6reach]

2:06

master chief: yo what's up ?

brute: i'm trying to park my chopper.

[toothless6reach]

2:06 yo what's up ?

[CDR627]

brutes don't look like apes in halo 3, but in halo wars they do. what did they evolve through-out the halo series?

[Devinn111]

he went to the next frame on the video at 1:54 because the brute got to tired and burned out as prooven on the history channel, he didnt want to get sued

[dragonxanimation]

3:19 your suppose to put your balls in there mouth other wise you sitting on his dick -_-

[117lolwut]

arby and chieif l0l

[Zystn]

i didnt know that Master Cheif likes to taunt the enemy...HE FUCKIN AWESOME!

[shatrack]

I wish brutes would still go berserk in Halo reach.

[TheTheguy122]

0:23 Oh Shit! *SMACK* AH *Dies*

[RvBBOY842]

Thumbs up if you muted

[TheRadioactivemutant]

@RvBBOY842 Thumbs up if you are a thumbs up whore who desperatly wants attention

[RvBBOY842]

@TheRadioactivemutant hmmmmm *looks around* nope i don't see any thumbs :P

[TheRadioactivemutant]

@RvBBOY842 I was just kidding by the way

[RvBBOY842]

@TheRadioactivemutant lol ok

[TheHbombification]

they cant drive or shoot right

[Slapstick000]

Wow, the brute was sniffing his armpit then he got shot!!!

[MrFriendlyGame]

i cant believe i didnt notice, brutes kinda look like bigfoot D:

[cheesecake13448]

lol at 0:21 the brute is sniffing his arm pit ha ha ha ha ha ha

[gmodman9999]

wow.....WTF WTF WTF?!?!!?!

[SaveCarmine117]

2:35 A PLASMA DIECK ^^

[97linux]

lol 3:40 brute got white from all the teabaging

[DStasman]

3:19 team work teabag



[aym7291]

@DStasman threesome. lol

[imt3hace]

lol i would love if arbiter at the last scene, where he t-bags, was totally AI controlled

[unrealbarney]

The arbiter has chicken legs

[Therandomkid44]

0:10

Thats like me on the job....

[ThexNerd]

@Therandomkid44 What he said

[Timmy91306]

@Therandomkid44 lazy

[fe1od1or]

1:50 brute naruto

[tingedmrshooter]

2:31

cheif : little perivacy

brute:your pissing on my wraith!!!

[mchammer964]

that last brute is like a vaccum cleaner he sucks he blows and he gets laid in a closet

[TAMAL44]

song name plz...

[monkeyman904]

@TAMAL44 really? god dam kids



[kingxiv34Returnz]

0:43 shoulda went to chopper driving school

[haloman31258]

3:29

brute

I NEED AIR!

cheif

NO!

3:44

brute:

FUCK U!

[haloman31258]

3:29

brute

I NEED AIR!

cheif

NO!

[TheRocketguy890]

hahah u must laugh at this

[malbloto2]

threesome biotch!

[jsamue12]

2:34

And I jizzed in my pants

[Sedr5]

0:24 Friendly fire! Friendly Fire XD

[thecokeguy1]

haha at the end master chief arbiter teabagging the brute

[lemonlimerock]

haha the brute is still trying to get his chopper out of the rock. XD

[SpecOpsFilms]

2:32 LOLS

[Aerosmith963]

3:32 he got raped 

[andreagranda22]

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[SnedorKeeb08]

always knew they were dumber than grunts.

just bigger's all.

[champoftheface]

@tankedassasin no, there shouldnt even be 1 of them.

[Freelancer6097]

ok those brutes right there have some serious problems and go to the doctor

[cartmanjarocho]

ajajajaja

brutes, suck my balls

XD

[FunnyYummyGummy]

Omg that's sooo funny!!!!!!!!!!

[spongebob2926]

wat did u rec wit this?

[thecokeguy1]

0:32 y does it have a beard

[trex1900]

whats the music

[TheCellarDweller123]

0:31 "WHO THE FAAACK DROPPED THIS CRATE?!?!?!?!?!

[payot]

274 people were glassed.

[DARKPHENIX122]

0:43 Women brutes whatcha gonna do!

[dman555432]

what the heck lol funny

[11wolffish]

i miss halo 3

[stormtroopers199]

0:44 that brute should have taken a driving licence

[loozer0025]

0:32 ROFL he had a stroke

[legodeath2600]

the fucking brute is chasing mastercheif in a ghost its fuckin funny fucky

[st3p4hen]

2:27-2:35 :D

[legodeath2600]

in 1:26 mastercheif might be banging on a brute lmfao !!!!

[roguecheerio11188]

lol 1:40s

[MrMaxendiesel]

the brutes are MR.T

[hazza3]

LMFAO at the end. Brute got gangraped and then the Arbiter blew his load into his head.

[MrRiddick225]

it is dumb to run after a ghost or any other vehicle

[Dantetran11]

3:22 arby 'n' the chief :))

[thithole]

271 people arent funny brutes

[benhayesnet1234]

Brute: *pant pant pant* slow down i just want my ice cream back!!!!!!!!!!

You: NEVER!!!!!!! MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! *lick lick lick*

Brute: plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you: ok fine HAVE IT its on my hood

*bam*

Brute: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[jannes213]

i love to have such a chopper!

[debotting2]

lol he's asleep on guard duty and cheif teabags him

[LazyFPSGamer]

At 3:27 the brute seems to like it

[trex1900]

what is the music for this video

[PIVOTMASTERDXRIVAL]

repeat 3:54 many times !!! it says: so noob.

[SICK153]

0:44 The brute is being charged with DUI.

[Shadowhunter498]

2:27 OMG THAT'S MASTER CHIEF'S PEN*S

[ZeonixFury]

Pause at 2:35 LOL!

[TheSpike082]

you know it would be even better if the prowler exploded while crashing against the wall XD

[mrfoxy901]

i like brutes but still this was so funny XD

[LegendHunterMason]

2:27-2:35 It looks like it is a dick shooting blue plasma

[cool1steven2]

3:11 - 3:40 RAPE lol

[cool1steven2]

2:46 - 2:53 big fat tard lol

[cool1steven2]

2:42 that brute loved that lol

[applefanatic414]

And...this is why Elites kick ass.

[TheBlackXx1]

1:35 he is trying to fly



[ThexHaloxfreak]

at 232 it looked like you were shooting jizz!!!

[FYJ2972]

lolz brutes are retardeds XD

[h2rryp0tter]

1:33 THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ToastedWafflez]

2:36 ''Damn! What did you eat!?!?''

[dameowmixman]

2:33 lol... nice cock

[draconerixor]

0:25 "suicide!"

[TheHaloslayer18]

these brutes are GAY!!!!! rofl

[areumap1]

and 2:46 and 3:05

[areumap1]

chuck norris in brute costume 1:34 to 1:54

[mexuza]

you didnt get the peeing brute....

[Naelavok1]

0:42 - 1:11

Gotta love that advanced path-finding.

[liliuo1312]

how did this get half a million views?

[majstig1]

lol :D

[thelightwarrior36]

2:46 "CMON HOLD THE LTBUTTON!"

[unbeatabol]

1:34- 1:54- "GIVE ME A HUG!!!! AHHHH!"

[llMW2Brianll]

@Dustin8008 ure moms lame

[marcusthecool]

@8259876 "stars" is so 2009

[bonkynonky]

u forgot the peeing brute!

[swathalo02]

what is the name of this song ?

[Zaron22082000]

lolololololol

[Doggiesboy28]

3:17 AHHH THATS THE STUFF LOL

[14ruud14]

wat is the name of the song

[Dustin8008]

music is lame

[CoolVidsGuy911]

i wiish at the begging when the brutes on a chopper that u could assinate him would be so epic

[killercreampuff1234]

LOL 1:27 if you made this video then great job!

[FusionCryptid]

i've been rick rolled :( dis isn'r funneh :'( but wannuh know wut iz i have a clip of a jackel tee bagging i just broke it's shield and it wuz virbrating it went up down and it luked wrong xD

[sjarkelo46]

Brutes are Fcking strong but dumber than a plain rock

[dkyoandblade]

as for the chopper, try try again...



[cl0n01]

o_O 3:112  fuckin GAYS XD

[xsaiah]

OMFG why was the brute geting a hand job

[GreenPepperoni99]

254 people are Brutes.

[nenespy]

STUPID BRUTES ELITES ARE FUNNIER

[superdavi92]

AHAHAAHHAHAHAH!!!!

[21jakeable]

the brute loved you so much that it said "baby come back!"

[brokenbones199]

the funny part of this vid was halo 3 itself

[Sivos909]

I have one funny brute video I should put on here where one of them starts killing the other aliens and they just stand there.

[MrFallout3freakmoo]

2 16 u shouldve stuck his chopper

[BmHabib017]

lol double penetration on the last vid

[Nbccool]

dude... I cant believe you didnt put the peeing brute in there. That was my favorite brute part of campaign lol. (he pees in a corner while the grunts sleep, as long as you dont alert him you can sneak right behind him and listen to him make noises and zip his pants up.

[FabulousGunz]

@champoftheface lol

[TheMutantzombie]

@champoftheface 255 now

[hrexx91]

@champoftheface Make that 261

[Killar1652]

@champoftheface i am a elite Rawrs!!

[tankedassasin]

@champoftheface You mean Justin Bieber

[Hitman47ful]

1:33 catch me of you cant lolool

[BlenderHelixAlpha]

it kinda sounded like DEATHCLOC DEATHCLOCK

[ArtardProd]

In halo reach they fixed all those problems :)

[Sefragus129]

2:27- 2:35

I won't say anything... lol

[K1Sergi]

@Sefragus129 chief is so badass he can fire a plasma cannon out his slong

[Sefragus129]

0:42-0:53

Don't Drive Drunk....

[300grunts]

lolollololololollololololololo­llololololololololololololol

[TYRESS10]

on the very first level kill the first few grunts leave the brute killl the guys who get out of the phantoms then the oter guy should be somwhere behind you find him and wack him in the back it has to be the back!!! then teabag him for 5 minutes exactly (use a stopwatch)then turn around walk away then you shoud die instantly then the brute you killed will be alive and shout HAHA I KILLED HIM THE WAY HE KILLED ME

[americasgotrandom]

1:00 I hate that brute. If you go a chief and go behind him, he will keep driving into the crack. And when you meet the oracle in that one base and you get on that light bridge, an hour later a brute will come out of nowhere and say GIME A PIGGY BACK RIDE! and kill you brutally

[Sonicca95]

I love when Brutes say '' im talking to you UGLY!''

[TheSsj3pikachu]

3:22 Arby and cheif have a fun time.

[mrhalogodzilla]

XD I LOVE THIS!!!!

[03gearsofwar]

1:00 theres somthing called reversing u know that brute?

[merchent343]

@ryansorge21, agreed. i am 13 and i still apreciate the oldies. not many people my age do. lawl.

[R0FlC0ptzerter]

You gotta love the Brutes... those silly bastards.

[flameomega1]

lol 3:37 the brute's eating arbiter's leg :D

[hiphoplama]

its a shame u would kill brutes so tallented as that u should be a shamed of ur self a shamed

[mofoshit96]

theres no anti grav reverse in these bloody 2545 models AND NO CUP HOLDERS!! 2:38 Then i jizzed in my pants

[mofoshit96]

theres no anti grav reverse in these bloody 2545 models