@scientheism Omg! I saw your comment on TheArtofTrolling about a day ago! Somehow I magically found the same video it's on. I spend way too much time watching TheLaughFactory.
a cop pulled me over. i was a little high and i think he noticed. he asked if i had any drugs. i said, "what do you need"? he said, "you know, the speed limit is only 30 miles per hour"? i said, "yeah, i know, but i wasn't gonna be out that long".
now that would be somehtin' to see, teenaged girl sittin' in the car texting on her cellphone, call her, "LOOK AT THE F*CKIN' ROAD AND DROVE A RETARD!!!" hang up and when she looks down to say "OMG" start honkin' the f*ckin' horn till she finally moves! xDDD
@ninjaXchameleon aka HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lane. It is a lane on the freeway in big cities for cars that have more than 1 person in them. It is illegal for only one person to travel in the lane, to encourage ride sharing.
I BE LIKE GREEN LIGHT MEAN GO NOT STOP BIATCH.Ware i come from people seem not on to the meaning red yellow or green.Because they they see red the go the see green they stop and yellow just there.
@Rocketfing3r People think that schizophrenia is having multiple personalities, but that's Multiple Personality Disorder. Schizophrenia is the degeneration of mental processes, inability to tell between real and unreal experiences, and hearing voices in your head
This is as funny as... this I guess, there's nothing more unfunny that comes even close, so I have no cogent simile other than the video itself.... This guy should retire....
@wildbloodydragon Don't you think that it's abnormal for you presuppose everyone to have horrible taste in humor? Although again if you weren't bright enough to reflect on that assumption you aren't likely to understand what it is you got wrong, so in that case, I will direct you to the standard "fuck your mother," and so forth.
@XcPromise Say what you want, but numbers don't often lie, and the numbers would indicate that a majority of the people liked this video. "Taste" in humor? Humor varies from person to person, so please don't try to enforce some higher standard that, for whatever reason, you think humor needs to follow. Because humor is the *least* likely trait that would some have some sort of sophistication to it. Trust me. You would seem to be the one presupposing the most when it comes to "everyone" else.
@XcPromise Actually, I didn't say anything about taste. I questioned your normality. 97% of people agree that it is funny, and since 'funny' is a populous term, it is by definition funny. So if someone finds it funny it is perfectly 'normal' ( = usual, expected). If you don't, you don't fall into that norm, making you abnormal in that regard.
Why be so deliberately generic with your insults when you're above everyone else? Examples? Sure. How about "lonely bitter cunt" for someone like you?
Funny shit...other nationalities and races think stereotypes are prejudice and degrading. But we Italians embrace them. And if you don't think it's funny, well, how would you like to find a horse's ass in your bed in the morning? Oh, never mind, probably one there already! LMAO
cops don't give entertaining arrests a warning...especially if they're not hungry, don't have any shopping to get done, and they have already cashed all their paychecks for all that "work" we allow them to get paid to do
In Michigan, they'd nab you, put a five day mental evaluation on you and you get a trip to the state hospital. Although that may get you out of the ticket....5 days...200 dollars...for some that would be a deal.
Funny but he basically said he jumped in the carpool lane to get a 200+ dollar ticket and to annoy the cops. Wow, if he lived where I live he could just park his car right front of a parked cop car when the cops use their radar guns. Wave to them. "Good day, eh officer?" "Get the fuck outta here!"
isn't awful that cops can have that affect on us even if we have done nothing wrong i think its that fact that a cop can ruin your life in the blink of an eye and there's very little you can do about it
He's hilarious. Although, why would he wear a cross and cuss like a drunk sailor... isn't it a conflict of interest?
midavchiverug 1 week ago
@midavchiverug why do priests rape little boys...
DoucheFagX 1 day ago
@scientheism oh my god that made my day, thank you very much :)
jennylover456 1 week ago
best ever.
KhuneBrett 1 week ago
lmfao at 1:30 xD
Arnie69ful 1 week ago
@scientheism Omg! I saw your comment on TheArtofTrolling about a day ago! Somehow I magically found the same video it's on. I spend way too much time watching TheLaughFactory.
TraedpoD 2 weeks ago
You wanna really mess with a cop? Reach for his gun....they LOVE that!
oopopp 3 weeks ago 3
Jeans + shoulder pads = instant comedy. good jokes as well
tempss 3 weeks ago
haha that laugh was hilarious
leafrunner123 3 weeks ago
Italians are funny by default. Their mannerisms are like comedy gold.
zapikachu 4 weeks ago
the car pool lane is the empty lane because nobody f'en carpools
rainbirdeleven 1 month ago
That licence plate idea is an awesome idea. Your licence plate already identifies who owns the car. So someone could actually do that.
SnoweyMan111 1 month ago
the audience needs to cheer up
videoshare123 1 month ago
When the video starts , what is that thing sitting at the right bottom corner ..??
NexisFilms 1 month ago
Lmfaoo "You mothafucka..... mothafucka"
wannabe771 1 month ago
his last name is one letter away from being mario
VanillaCupcake110 1 month ago
hes funny but he dresses like an extra from goodfellas
dmckoy91 1 month ago
i'm german, and to me that guy sounds like he's gonna beat me up in a minute.
0THC0 1 month ago
Now THIS guy was funny! More of him please.
JayJayAbels 1 month ago
im usually a skeptic but this guy is hilarious.and the ending was epic
cindeler 1 month ago
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anyone else think he sounded A LOT like Shia LaBeouf from 2:12 onwards?
gunjank 2 months ago
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gunjank 2 months ago
When he said the words cowardly lion I was like "Oh GOD PLEASE, NOT A SHITTY COWARDLY LION IMPRESSION. FUCK."
Thankfully he's better than I would've given him credit for. Thank goodness for some fucking self-awareness.
GreenGearMood 2 months ago
haha this guy is hilarious!
blueyedemo6 2 months ago
i saw a cop car take a left turn without a blinker a couple of days ago, and i once saw a cop texting while driving, both in 2 different cities.
dalekdude180 2 months ago
i love the way this guy talks
erik818ws 2 months ago
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a cop pulled me over. i was a little high and i think he noticed. he asked if i had any drugs. i said, "what do you need"? he said, "you know, the speed limit is only 30 miles per hour"? i said, "yeah, i know, but i wasn't gonna be out that long".
1skullduggery 3 months ago
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1skullduggery 3 months ago
half the reason i watch is because of his awesome accent
Peztrumentals 3 months ago 5
Cowardly Lion!!! hahahaaaaaa
judikerr 3 months ago
AY LOOK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRRAH! LMFAOOOOOO
donniefan4life 4 months ago
now that would be somehtin' to see, teenaged girl sittin' in the car texting on her cellphone, call her, "LOOK AT THE F*CKIN' ROAD AND DROVE A RETARD!!!" hang up and when she looks down to say "OMG" start honkin' the f*ckin' horn till she finally moves! xDDD
pinkdolphins185 4 months ago
HEEEEEEEEEEE-sterical
voteforcanman 4 months ago
this guy is absolutely fuking halerious to me :D
jasonwins7 4 months ago
@scientheism LOL!
TheLaughFactory 4 months ago 22
hahahaha...at the end!
BumbleBeat21 5 months ago
im fucking trying that some time
jennylover456 5 months ago
I fuckin lost it at the end!! - Youu motherfucka... You mutha fucka.. Hey, look in your rear view mirror...( gives the finger while smiling) rofl
XDMWeaponCollector 5 months ago
What the hell is a car pool lane?
ninjaXchameleon 5 months ago 25
@ninjaXchameleon aka HOV (High Occupancy Vehicle) lane. It is a lane on the freeway in big cities for cars that have more than 1 person in them. It is illegal for only one person to travel in the lane, to encourage ride sharing.
TheLaughFactory 5 months ago 47
@ninjaXchameleon he explained it in the video... did you WATCH the damn video?
jeezuschryst 5 months ago
@ninjaXchameleon ...The lane for swimming cars. (baddumching)
2ndhandsoul 2 months ago
@ninjaXchameleon ROLFCOPTER
recoil1000 1 month ago
i love it but i want more from this guy
kirjamark1 5 months ago
Thank you
daniyellowjello 6 months ago
Thumbs up for the guy with the Yamaha
Quad1014 6 months ago
shut up who you talking to leave me alone NOT NOW!!!! LOL
graciek100 6 months ago 3
COWARDLY LION FOR THE WIIIIIIIIIN!!
XxKuramaXmexX 6 months ago
Fuckin genius! I'm gettin this guy's dvd!
BugsnClovers 6 months ago
That was a VERY good & funny cowardly lion impression:)
RedXSkii 6 months ago
GO AROUND GO AROUND! HILAIROUS
mvmatt605 6 months ago
@mvmatt605 I CAN REPLY TO MYSELF THAT WEIRD
mvmatt605 6 months ago
@mvmatt605 Schizophrenia lol
BugsnClovers 6 months ago
Funny
willminkorea2010 6 months ago
HAHAH I THINK THAT ALL THE TIME WHEN SOMEONE IS GOING TO SLOW INFRONT OF ME "you motherfucker!"
latin0prid3 6 months ago
This guy is hilarious.
Essentialism155 6 months ago
lol i actually laughed
CommandShiftH 6 months ago
Licen Plate Numbah. . . . :)))))
Alistah616 6 months ago
The Cowardly Lion xD
100p3y 7 months ago
MORE MIKE!!!
yamashitaboy 7 months ago 2
dam cops..lol
mrtundra45 7 months ago
lost it at the cowardly lion part lmfao
pl0xMeX 7 months ago
You mutha fucka!... mutha fucka!
RaoulG4668 7 months ago
SHUTUPwhoyoutalkintoleavemealoneNOTNOW O_O
MrLesilectro 7 months ago
I can see my reflection off his forehead
alldaieveydai 7 months ago
I BE LIKE GREEN LIGHT MEAN GO NOT STOP BIATCH.Ware i come from people seem not on to the meaning red yellow or green.Because they they see red the go the see green they stop and yellow just there.
maltacross1987 7 months ago
GREAT COWARDLY LION!!
Robb9096 7 months ago
oh shit! this guy is funny!! nearly fell off my chair!!
amartinjoe 7 months ago
wana freak them out...pretend to reach for a gun
bluehatkid13 8 months ago
THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL
angelguira 8 months ago
thats not what schizophrenia is...
TheUsurper50 8 months ago
@TheUsurper50 Hallucinations are one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.
DreamsMelody 8 months ago
@TheUsurper50 Then what's schizophrenia my dear friend?
Rocketfing3r 8 months ago
@Rocketfing3r People think that schizophrenia is having multiple personalities, but that's Multiple Personality Disorder. Schizophrenia is the degeneration of mental processes, inability to tell between real and unreal experiences, and hearing voices in your head
TheUsurper50 8 months ago
@TheUsurper50 In simple words, seeing stuff that doesn't exist? that's what Mike was trying to show us lol.
Rocketfing3r 8 months ago
Whenever im down i simply come to TheLaughFactory :)
05gobis 8 months ago
I love the way he say's "muthafucka." Its the most expressive "muthafucka" I have heard in a long time.
SukhberS 8 months ago
Hilarious!! although i doubt the officer called him "Young man"....
jolderon2 8 months ago
haha laughed so hard by the end...
AlonShtrikman 9 months ago
this dude is great!!! funny as sh*t!!!
thelovebug1206 9 months ago
That would be fun:) You motherfucka!
browneyesheaven 9 months ago
at 1:50
I've told lots of people that I want this to happen...
tabbyBLINK 9 months ago
I want somebody to mess with me now.
pyromanic2077 9 months ago
@pyromanic2077 I guess a police officer. Doesn't it make u feel good when in a pursuit? You can be legally illegal and go flat out.
021jaguar 3 months ago
gotta love mikeys comedy
vonversace 10 months ago
funnnnnyyy asss heeell
qaz1wsx2edc345 10 months ago
"shut up. who you talkin to? leave me alone. NOT NOW!" xD
MrLesilectro 11 months ago 12
This was the funniest clip that I watched today.
Notis59 11 months ago 3
Laugh Factory, You're a god send !
1misanthropist 11 months ago 115
@1misanthropist Thanks for laughing with us! :)
TheLaughFactory 11 months ago 67
This guys is fkin great!
D8mien13 11 months ago
wow very good comedian
filipinoking55 1 year ago
That's a good idea. License plates/ car phone numbers.
pimpsauce57 1 year ago
This is as funny as... this I guess, there's nothing more unfunny that comes even close, so I have no cogent simile other than the video itself.... This guy should retire....
XcPromise 1 year ago
@XcPromise Don't you think it's a little abnormal that everyone is laughing except you?
wildbloodydragon 11 months ago
@wildbloodydragon Don't you think that it's abnormal for you presuppose everyone to have horrible taste in humor? Although again if you weren't bright enough to reflect on that assumption you aren't likely to understand what it is you got wrong, so in that case, I will direct you to the standard "fuck your mother," and so forth.
XcPromise 11 months ago
@XcPromise Say what you want, but numbers don't often lie, and the numbers would indicate that a majority of the people liked this video. "Taste" in humor? Humor varies from person to person, so please don't try to enforce some higher standard that, for whatever reason, you think humor needs to follow. Because humor is the *least* likely trait that would some have some sort of sophistication to it. Trust me. You would seem to be the one presupposing the most when it comes to "everyone" else.
toomuchfails 11 months ago
@XcPromise Actually, I didn't say anything about taste. I questioned your normality. 97% of people agree that it is funny, and since 'funny' is a populous term, it is by definition funny. So if someone finds it funny it is perfectly 'normal' ( = usual, expected). If you don't, you don't fall into that norm, making you abnormal in that regard.
Why be so deliberately generic with your insults when you're above everyone else? Examples? Sure. How about "lonely bitter cunt" for someone like you?
wildbloodydragon 11 months ago 2
Glad to see Eric Mangini has found his true calling...
Mizzou522 1 year ago 2
Ooh, he stole the License plate number is the phone number from Charlie Viracola
Goth3m3 1 year ago
Oh, feel free to use that line Mike, my gift to you brother, you are TOO hilarious!
fabfrith 1 year ago
Funny shit...other nationalities and races think stereotypes are prejudice and degrading. But we Italians embrace them. And if you don't think it's funny, well, how would you like to find a horse's ass in your bed in the morning? Oh, never mind, probably one there already! LMAO
fabfrith 1 year ago
he talks like deniro xd
sharonitsazombie 1 year ago
He's a little too "badda-bing, badda-boom" for my taste, but his material is just OK...
DancingSpiderman 1 year ago
God I love this guy!!! Cracks me up!!!
hypothesies1 1 year ago
this guy's so aweomse I can't put it into words!!
bbphnix 1 year ago
cops don't give entertaining arrests a warning...especially if they're not hungry, don't have any shopping to get done, and they have already cashed all their paychecks for all that "work" we allow them to get paid to do
sr038 1 year ago
THAT IS FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!
vegasxbabii95 1 year ago
its cuz hes italian!
hybridthe0ry1 1 year ago
amazing. i cried, just perfect
JCeiver612 1 year ago
You motherr fuckerrr
xxDancer4Evrxx2 1 year ago 7
I wnt to put my number on my bumper now just to see if someone would actually call it
5959512 1 year ago
@5959512 omgg you should do it!!!!! :)
tnydancer95 1 year ago
OMG, I found my male counterpart!
NewYawkahBroad 1 year ago
i love this guy XD
sweetamy189 1 year ago
Mike's new DVD "Live from Los Angeles" comes out 10/26!
TheLaughFactory 1 year ago 35
@TheLaughFactory What Year?
badass147 7 months ago
love it :D
surferdudette19 1 year ago
In Michigan, they'd nab you, put a five day mental evaluation on you and you get a trip to the state hospital. Although that may get you out of the ticket....5 days...200 dollars...for some that would be a deal.
Starrman69 1 year ago
i had that license plate phone idea a while back, they seriously should have like cv radios in cars or something...
ckyfan8291 1 year ago
The motherf***** part was really hilarious.
MsRitabrown 1 year ago
haha I love the cell phone number idea
saloontamoon 1 year ago
The cowardly lion bit was funny, but that's it.
CosmoHunter24 1 year ago
u mudafucka.. mudafucka LMAO!!!
BeasTxMode2000 1 year ago
The Cowardly Lion impression got me hard.. LOL
1245TA 1 year ago
obnoxious
superoriginalname 1 year ago
bad jokes
ABONESR 1 year ago
Funny but he basically said he jumped in the carpool lane to get a 200+ dollar ticket and to annoy the cops. Wow, if he lived where I live he could just park his car right front of a parked cop car when the cops use their radar guns. Wave to them. "Good day, eh officer?" "Get the fuck outta here!"
votumseparatum1 1 year ago
good stuff!
krisdb 1 year ago
LoL... funny
neoninagirl 1 year ago
The end was so fucking funny.
votumseparatum1 1 year ago
lol his accent alone makes me laugh :P
Jal1515 1 year ago
Now this is a real comedian - very enjoyable.
VoodooRhythmSound 1 year ago 222
that guy's awsome
tregreenday8 1 year ago 2
Funny!!
tneri8 1 year ago
isn't awful that cops can have that affect on us even if we have done nothing wrong i think its that fact that a cop can ruin your life in the blink of an eye and there's very little you can do about it
seanpande 1 year ago
cowardly lion .... epic
jonmann19 1 year ago
Hey look in your rear view mirra! LMFAO!!!
oscarmayer0123 1 year ago 169
LMFAO :D
24love101 1 year ago
whoa
andrww8 1 year ago
eh.
fetor41 1 year ago
lol
Hombraysnoopdog 1 year ago
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jellybellies132 1 year ago