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  • It works, because Tom Cruise has about as much sense as a bar of Chocolate.

  • @SnowWalkerPrime Also his size being close to that of an umpalumpa plays into it... :)

  • Sounds like the Ompa-loompas from the Chocolate factory.

  • @SnowWalkerPrime Perhaps the reason for this is that I took the Augustus Gloops song from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as the basis for this. :) Melody and background voices by Danny Elfman, new lyrics (and not hitting the notes) by me.

  • You should put the lyrics in the description.

  • @SuperWarioCementleg Done. :)

  • RULE #39! JUST WANTED TO PUT THAT ONE OUT HERE XD!

  • @xRedStingx What was that rule again, remind me? :)

  • @commanderkruge Tits or GTFO!

  • @commanderkruge Tits or GTFO!

  • @xRedStingx Ah. Ok - you asked for it: watch?v=fnwcE4RPM24 ^^

  • @commanderkruge AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! MY EYES!!!! Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

  • @xRedStingx watch?v=fnwcE4RPM24 - agh! Thanks for pointing that out to me! Since Tennessee has this new legislature that gan earn you prison time for posting disturbing imagery online I decided to censor it immediately!

  • You should add lyrics. =D

  • Wow pussy Song with Pussy people makes total sence now!

  • @raulsmagic2000 Failtroll is fail. And as long as you guys can't even spell properly (or at least use a spell checker) - why should I take you serious? XD

  • @commanderkruge Sorry Im not at the computer all the time. Look outside and discover pussy?

  • pretty cool but it might have been cooler if I'd actually seen the willy wonka movie. :( did you add those masks to the crowd at the end?

  • @TruthSurge watch?v=cEVilNDXd0A <- The Original song, sung by the UmpaLumpas after Augustus Gloop has fallen into the chocolate and then got stuck in the pipe. One of my favourite Danny elfman numbers. The other songs in the movie are quite cool too, especially Violet Beauregard watch?v=1AJ2Oh96CIE and Verucca Salt - referencing Beatles and ABBA... :D The lyrics are pretty close to the original Songs written into the story by Roal Dahl, unlike in the older movie.

  • @commanderkruge I just never really liked the clips of this movie I saw or even the other one. Just didn't appeal to me. They did the same stuff in the alice in wonderland movie with depp. Pasty makup and wizard of oz sets. Anyway, it was a decent parody. Should put the lyrics in the desc. :)

  • @TruthSurge Since I consider Questions like "Kirk or Picard?", "Star Wars or Star Trek?" or "Old or new Wonka?" simply matters of taste you won't get any argument from me here. :) btw: I also didn't care too much for Alice, but Burton's Wonka I like, since as the old movie it comes with a huge load of tongue in cheek and for me works. :) Wilder's Wonka too was pretty creepy and weird, only in a different way. Btw - the first movie was shot in Munich, so you get German extras and street scenes.

  • @commanderkruge I bet Germany has some interesting places to see. Lots of fraulines. hehe

  • @TruthSurge Yes, there's some interesting places here and there, I guess... Beethoven's birth house is here in Bonn, for example... And, well, basically all of Europe is packed full with all kinds of historical stuff back to the Roman Empire and beyond, loads of wars'n'shit... And I assume some of the landscape is nice too... And, yes, of course, the Fräuleins! :D

  • @TruthSurge But it is kind of funny - when I first saw the movie (just a few years ago, actually) it took me a while to notice why the external scenes felt weirdly familiar... Old, cobbled roads like in the town I grew up in the 70s, NOT like in other American movies, advertising for "Ernte23" cigarettes (a German brand), the news stand selling "Der Spiegel", the towers of a prominent Munich church in the background... Those things were there in the open but at first they just didn't "click". :D

  • @commanderkruge I wouldn't have had a clue. I have no idea when I see buildings what country it might be. I mean yeah, europe but no idea between switzerland and germany or austria.

  • @TruthSurge Well, as for the Munich Cathedral that can be seen in Willy Wonka - it's one of the landmarks of that town and has a specific look, so if you know of it, you usually also know where it is like the Atomium in Bruxelles or the Eifeltower in Paris. And we're talking Cathedral here, not just your average church - these buildings often are amazingly impressive. I still gasp when I drive to Cologne by train and exit the station to be faced with the Cologne cathedral. ->

  • @commanderkruge ->It's not just that even for today's standards Cathedrals are huge and massive buildings, the architects used every trick possible to hammer into your brain that you, the watcher, are little and insignificant, and it bloody works. To know that this all is achieved just by trial&error, without modern tools like software to test the stability beforehand - wow. Just wow. Notre Dame, the Cologne Cathedral - once you see them you won't forget. :)

  • @commanderkruge watch?v=5pNBINg8QlU Cologne , watch?v=arDOIS4VXZc Munich , watch?v=4nWtRLS7df0 Paris - you can see that these Cathedrals all have a pretty individual look and feel to them, so if you grow up here you kind of just pick up where they are, just as - I assume - an American knows where that Lincoln statue is, the Empire State Building or that mountain with the faces carved into it. :)

  • @TruthSurge I will add the lyrics to the better remake I will, one day, record. :)

  • @TruthSurge Verucca's song: watch?v=mLcJMMmPQ8c& :D Roal Dahl's story is a classic cautionary tale for children mostly, even if told with a little tongue in cheek: Kids get told not to do something, they do it anyways and then get their well deserved payback. :) As for the two movie versions: I like both quite a lot, the older one with Gene Wilder as Wonka as well as the new one with Mr.Depp. Both give you much time to witness the bad kid's suffering with the appropriate glee... ;)

  • @TruthSurge Some examples from the old version: watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI watch?v=Qgl9GJ61PxE watch?v=3pwvB4_Te8A <- one of my favourite movie quotes: "We are the music makers! And we are the dreamers of the dreams!"

  • @TruthSurge Oh - the crowd in the end is from the movie "V for Vendetta" - it's pretty much the final scene. I guess it's safe to say that the global hype with the Guy Fawkes masks pretty much started with this movie. :) Before they were only known in England - Fawkes was part of a conspiracy that wanted to blow up the House of Lords in 1605. It failed and burning a Fawkes Puppet on a bonfire has since become a yearly national celebration... :D

  • @commanderkruge I didn't know any of that. :) never saw the movie.

  • @TruthSurge Well, the historical background isn't too deep explored in the movie - in it a "Terrorist" in a Orwellian England has chosen the mask to be his trademark because of the symbolical value. It's all about liberty, freedom of speech and such things. Quite good actually. And then Anonymous choosing the - you gotta admit pretty cool looking - mask as one of it's symbols came quite natural it seems. :) Oh, and its based on a comic by the same guy who also wrote Watchmen.

  • @commanderkruge masks are scary. hehehe

  • @TruthSurge Yes, often they are... What I like about the Guy Fawkes mask is that it actually looks kind of dashing and the whole process that turned it into a global meme, from a symbol for a failed evildoer (check wikipedia for the Gunpowder Plot, it was quite the fail ^^) to this new meaning that says something like "everyone could be under this mask, Anonymous is, in a way, everyone" ... such things fascinate me. :)

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  • Fuck you you will be eletrucuded in you own house at 4:50 am

  • @Hax0r1963 "this channel not available" HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

  • The Thetans are making you say terrible things about Scientology, Stop by one of our centers and we can help you. Bring your credit card.

    Sincerely yours,

    L. Ron Hubbard

    PS: When Tom Cruise hears of this blasphemy you will be sorry. He won't hesitate to put ethics in on you.

  • @dlhitch2007 :D best comment yet! :D

  • @dlhitch2007 indeed, best comment yet :D

  • Nice tune :)

  • @AngryAussie Thanks - I take about 5% of that positive feedback, the rest goes to the original composer of the tune, Mr. Elfman, and the writer of the original lyrics, Mr. Roal Dahl. :)

  • quit embarassing the anonymous masses with your pathetic microphone.

  • @TheCaptainLulz If someone out there feels embarrassed because I've got a cheap microphone I dare to say that person has huge self esteem problems...

  • I lol'd a lot, this is nice!

  • Wohoo! My second video in a row to earn "Honors"!

    #80 - Top Rated (Today)) - Music - Germany

    Hollywood - here I come! :D

  • Lol, I find it strangely amusing. Make the words a little clearer and slightly more on the beat in spots and you're good to go.

  • @katanonable Thanks!

    I know the recording isn't perfect - I *am* planning to do a better version later. Read the description for more background on why I took this one. In short: Got a cold, lost my voice, had to take an inferior "test recording" to get the clip ready in time for the pwnage olympics round.

  • brilliant!

    This is the best one that i've watched so far

  • @Freak7109 Thank you so much! :)

    I'm definitely curious about Couglan's decisions for this round. While I have seen entries I like better than my song I think that I *might* make it into the honourable mentions this time. We'll see. :) Oh, this is so exiting! :D

    If I don't "win" - never mind, it's fun and I'm learning to work with my video tools while doing these clips.

  • Cruisadouchetastic!!!

    Win!

  • @sliderglider Thanks a lot! :)

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