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  • This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. There is no such thing as a damn troll.

  • arse to mouth action

  • everyone is butthurt lulz

  • Double post is too strong.

  • Troll video.

  • 196 people are trolls

  • please dont call me a troll ty

  • every one trolls once a while dont denie

  • @H0bbyman I'm going to kill you.

  • I will try to keep this contrite. I will try and explain the want for the destruction of anonymity on the internet. The reason the face to name is wanted is for several different reasons. When people have to face what they say then what they say holds more personal responsibility. But that is a personal choice and the truth of a statement should not be only weighed upon the person who says it. Ignorance is becoming more prevalent. The word troll is even used to attack the truth and truthful

  • I thought the most abused word on youtube was the word, 'hater'.

  • @DogInJar10 They're pretty much the same on the abuse-scale since both of them are thrown around in comment sections like fucking beach-balls.

  • @DogInJar10 Troll has practically replaced hater.

  • @DogInJar10 No, hater is the most abused word in real life.

  • This videos speaks the 100% TRUTH!!

  • I cant believe ive never watched you before. I saw this video on D0NTSTANDSOCLOSETOME's channel. I subbed you. This is an excellent video. Cant wait to watch more of your vids. Thank you for this one inparticular.

  • Some people are more about self-affirmation than making a dialogue. Plus, it's all personality contest playground mind games for them.

  • This guy is a troll. 

  • Anonymity is the beauty of the internet. If someone wants to remain anonymous, they have that right and it would seem like something that would be a good idea ion most cases. Especially if you're going to make yourself look like a fool. A good point or argument is a good point or argument whether or not they mug for the camera.

  • Wow , you're really a huge faggot

  • Accusing someone of trolling is the #1 "argument" on the Internet now. It's done everywhere, and in 99,99 % of cases the accusation is completely baseless, and the accuser has no idea what the word means or why he's using it. Worst of all, most forums etc. routinely ban people for "trolling" and no staff member can explain why.

    We live in an age of unfathomable stupidity. People have no comprehension of what they're saying and why they're saying it. They should be lobotomized.

  • @tokyojesusfist stupidity is not a function of time. People who pursue knowledge simply know more now than ever before and the internet has allowed the knowledgeable to interact with more idiots.

  • I have been educated.

    Lets defend the true meaning of 'Troll'.

  • so you're saying that the videos that you make that do nothing but try to discredit another person who has done nothing against you are not put for "the sole motivation of provoking a response"? i don't see another plausible reason for them. unless you are admitting to being a troll. then whatever floats your boat, man.

  • @ModestlyAwesomer these videos are made to educate the viewer, not to provoke.

  • @ModestlyAwesomer Oh my god you're so stupid, and no, this isn't a troll comment, it is my true opinion. How can you have seen this entire video and still not know what a troll is?

  • @GiantDanish I was saying that he fits his own definition of troll based on the video. I agree with most of the things he says here, but I'm just saying that I have trouble seeing some purpose other than provoking a response, baiting users, or taking the unpopular stance on the videos where he judges another youtuber for 5 minutes.

    And calling someone whom you don't know stupid also fits the definition of trolling presented in this video. Why would you do that other then to provoke a response?

  • I was a sick fan of sports message boards, I took a few months off, but still read the boards daily- did not have time for posting, When I left a message, I received a few comments similar to this- "welcome back stock, were you gone or just trolling?"

    this was before youtube though.

  • I think Ron Paul 2012 is officially a troll statement now.

  • So... Stan Lee is a troll?

  • @iscrewy

    so was Jane Austen.

    that fucking trollin biatch

  • @manuel1471

    XD

  • cool videos.

  • "You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

  • Being anonymous when critisizing is ok (many have good reasons to do it). Being anonymous when hatespeeching and trolling is not. 

  • Anything that gets to the internet masses gets twisted and overused and diluted til it loses what ever meaning or humor it had. Hell people are still telling chuck norris facts like it's the funniest thing ever, look at the youtube comments how many are sadly copied over and over. It's just the way it is

  • The reason people assume youtubers who remain anonymous are trolls is because most trolls are cowards. There is only a handful of trolls I have seen who have willingly shown their face on video.

  • 1:17 True. We live in a new age of faggotry our ancestors would have never thought to come to pass.

  • A malicious video with no personal appearance in an environment where the people being attacked do show their face = cowardly attack. Not troll, just coward.

  • For someone who doesn't ever take criticism very often, I never seen this as a problem. I seen trolling at it's finest and coming from someone who has browsed 4chan (/v/) and YouTube for 5 years, you can really spot a troll with ease. I do not participate in talking about controversial subjects on the Internet, because that is is a waste of time.

  • So basically, the people who accuse others of being trolls, are themselves trolls.

    Holy shit.

  • "A face, or lack thereof, does not enhance or diminish the validity of an idea or opinion"

    Then why oh why do you go on and on about people's appearance in your videos as if it's some cogent argument against them? Fuck you. I will enjoy watching Fakesagan crush you :)

  • yay, boxxy! \o/

  • even though you don't like mannix, i subscribed, because you are indeed intelligent

  • LMAO. He made this video towards me.

  • The Critic!

  • OMG BOXXY :D

  • I am a complete Troll, I dont make videos, I harass those that do. You sir are no Troll, you are a normal person.

  • I totally understand and agree with you. For the longest time I wouldn't make any videos even though I wanted to because I am pretty incompetent in making videos other than direct webcam upload. Only recently have I made a single video on something that has been bothering me enough to finally just give up and show my face. I think the message is more important than what the person looks like, and can often times lead people to harass you simply because of how you look and not the message.

  • This is great, and very accurate. Thanks!

  • @BCBudder87 Not very accurate at all. I agree with him on the definition of troll however when you constantly make fun of people personally without showing your own face....that probably qualities as troll. I mean he does have valid arguments against people and he calls idiots like he seems them and I agree with straightdope on a lot of things. However in numerous videos he insults people physically etc without showing his own face...that IS a troll.

  • "Troll": The most abused word on YouTube/World of Warcraft

  • I totally agree with you StraightDope. (excuse me if I spelled your name wrong) I've known this for a long as I first found out. I also totally respect your privacy. (again sorry for my vocabulary) Awesome vid, thumbs up, and keep up the fantastic work. You have a positive infliction on people who watch your vids. And if you would like to check out my vids, please feel free to. :) On that note, I try to make my videos "inspirational". Than you.

  • another good video. I'm close to suscribing. I love how you put these moronic fucks in there place.

  • STRAIGHT DOPE IS A FAGGOT

    GET A LIFE !!! LOSER

  • @neverwasapunk16 Only retards use the "get a life" card.

  • Keep up the good work st8dope

  • Jesus christ this was absolutely perfect.

    No pun intended in regards to the whole jesus christ part.

    No seriously tho, that's exactly what people do , Some people are scared shitless to talk / show their faces in fear of being thought of as losers or ugly or idiots so they wait for the right moment to do / say something cool in an attempt to better their image and appear cooler then they actually are, execpt you have to APPEAR INFRONT OF PEOPLE "to be cool", Bullshit...anonymous is best.

  • PERFECT! To the T! 

  • as a troll myself, I found this video pretty cool

    however

    trolls are the highest form of people on the internet so I don't know why somany people feel bad when someone calls them a troll

  • I don't feel the need to see you to listen to your opinion. Someday all of these people who are so hungry for attention that they post EVERYTHING about themselves and expose themselves to the entire world will most likely regret it. There are a LOT of CRAZY people out there. I myself have been called a troll, but I do not post false opinion in an attempt to start a comment war. Anything I post IS what I believe. Happy 2011

  • I always run into these situations. It's very frustrating because sometimes it seems the people calling you a troll are the trolls. But of course they aren't always and can be just a lazy ass trying to win an argument by default.

  • One of the related video on my YouTube hompage to this video was a spanking story. I am confused.

  • damn right

  • Very nicely said!

  • 3:49. Hypocrite. I like you, but that was just too much for me not to point out.

  • i think you have been trolled by people who call you a troll :P

  • He sounds like the Zietgiest guy.

  • TROLL!

  • You make an excellent point about the abuse of calling people trolls. Its misuse extends beyond YouTube, too. I see it misused on Usenet quite often, these days.

  • nah! I'm just joking :P very descripted video good job

  • who gives a fuck.

  • It's easier to demean someone, than it is to understand someone. Good video btw!

  • Very true. Totally overused term.

    I just uploaded a video with my own take on trolling... Poor trolling actually.

  • "Your video isn't very good, you're completely contradicting yourself" NICE TRY, TROLL I KNOW MY VIDEO IS PERFECT AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE IT IS A TROLL.

  • This vid is absolute CRAP !!

    A troll is an ugly lil fuker that livez under a bridge, U FUKEN RETARD!

    By the way... u still owe me $ Don't think i'll forget. U won't b crossin my bridge again buddy!

    :)))

  • troll=a pissed off 20yr old that can't watch the movie 61* because it's one of those (HBO) films.

  • One way to tell a troll account is when they have nothing on their youtube page.

  • @catdude122 Congrats, you've just proven that you don't understand anything that was portrayed in straightd0pe's video. Oh well.

  • Who gives a fuck? If the criteria to being a 'troll' is simply the ability to spark dramatic reaction from another then we're all bloody guilty. Life is one massive cum bubble of drama, angst, and hate. People are going to do things you don't like, get the fuck over it and continue on your own damn way. Sitting there and breaking down the definition of the word as if to somehow distance yourself from it, only proves how insecure you truly are. Get off the net! There, no more reason to bitch.

  • @TraumStarke That does not mean we cannot point out what trolling is not, fucking dipshit.

  • @SlimeTron5000 Sure as hell it does. "What trolling is not?" That's a pretty large bracket there buddy. If you're actually trying to rebuttal against a post I made a month ago about some pointless video with no real solid form or purpose, then jesus christ you are one massive twat. Really I do wish you a good day but fucking hell, try finding some better reason to use your fingers than stating bland, obvious statements....fuck, humanity is getting thick.

  • @SlimeTron5000 Oh, late post on my part eh....lulz...though what trolling is not? That's quite a vague and well, massively ignorant statement there buddy. Hell trolling is not color coordinated, trolling is not trans-transubstantiation, trolls aren't flight attendants, nor carry the baton in a marathon, trolling is to purpose as stigmata is to atheism. Think on what is being said within your head and try executing your message in some form of reasonable structure. Ginger, get off the couch!

  • Rat! Ahhh it doesn't matter. The tards won't understand what you are trying to tell them anyway.

  • ISRAEL IS #1, THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! usa is like dump from dogs ass

  • I won't be goaded into showing my face by these arseholes. I'll show my face If and when I want to.

  • Well done sir... yes, I concur !!

  • I hate the way people throw the word around. It's like it is trendy & people use it because they can't think of anything remotely intelligent to say. When used by people, they use it in such a manner that the word is so far from what it's actual definition is, you really can't tell if they even know what the word means. It's the same as the word "fanboy". If you saying anything positive about a console, all of a sudden yer a fanboy. Get a brain and think 4 yourselves FFS.

  • I know. People need to realise what a troll truly is.

    This shit takes away from us REAL trolls who are working hard to piss others off and gain personal lulz, and we don't like being put alongside those who "just have opinions". IT ISN'T FUCKING FAIR, MAN.

  • But I troll trolls, exclusively, what does that make me?

  • Everyone on you-tube is a fucking troll except me, you hairlip, ass feltching, slippery slope, cock mongering, gay, fake-ass, douche bags with colostomy bags and turtle food pellets for brains. Now, everyone go die of 'gays" disease quietly in a dumpster filled with used vibrators, spider cocks, nipple rings, Ted Nugent loin cloths, and a pack of perverted midgets with giant cocks. Thank-You.

  • @FuckingFaggotFuck I think you should watch his video on anonymity. It has nothing to do with him being afraid or being a loser. Which he's not. But your a obvious troll, by your username. LOL.

  • @FuckingFaggotFuck LOL, well I'm sorry if I responded to a user that doesn't exist, oops.

  • @benos

    wat

  • @FuckingFaggotFuck channel isn't available when I click there.

  • Thank you, straightd0pe. Anonymity does not have any bearing on the validity of an argument.

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  • Best troll ever.

    ultraforge?blend=1&ob=4

  • I like this vid !!! 

  • Best part of the video was Boxxy

  • How did you edit that Bender image?

  • I got called a troll for not liking Ray William Johnson just because i said he was like Americas funniest home videos...

    Lol

  • I have nothing against anonymous people who present constructive criticism in their videos or by posts.

    But when they resort to petty insults, which I've noticed you had a case of sachadenfreude going on over your target's appearance, then you're giving them credibility over their trolling accusations. I just think that's kinda a cop out and just defeats your video argument altogether.

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  • I know it would never happen, but if Brett just came out and admitted to his fallacies, would this whole damn thing end? You're a good man, I'm sure you wouldn't keep going at him.

    If you were wrong and admitted to it (Which you aren't!) I can't say the same for Brett...

  • I thank you

  • Turn on the T.V. Notice 'Troll' is replaced with 'Terrorist"

  • The 'troll' in the controversial discussion is actually attributed by a member of the discussion who expresses animosity due to the psychologically feeling of intimidating their sense of self, or their decision system.

    It is not only 'troll'. Recently, Americans gave a new meaning to the English word 'fag.' Historically, 'fag' meant a lot to definitions (look up), then it became a slang to describe homosexuals, but now it has become what is written above. South Park also did this to bikers.

  • One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you`re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you`re not it does just the opposite. It`s like "hey, there`s an asshole."

  • 0:39....LOL LOL LOL LOL  ;D

  • p.s. one thing is wrong though, what you described as a definition of troll is not correct in most cases IMO. The correct definition would be:

    Troll = A person who thikns he cannot harm anyone through internet, and once realizies he can, he becomes a jerk XDXD

  • oh my gosh this was the video that i was lookin for all this and didnt think it existed@_@

    I'm gonna support it as much as my projects allow^__^

    ~Tobi dude, le immature philosopher

  • Great vid!

  • I've found that the "troll" label is often used to back out of a debate when a person is getting their ass handed to them; they'll take the easy way out with

    "LOL I TROLL U!!!"

  • its like calling someone a communist in 1970 USA.

  • I heard that most trolls have great big fat dicks!

  • Trolls are nothing. Ducks rule the internets.

  • Bookmarked for future use.

  • agreed.. someone made a video calling me one

     I laughed him off and just said Regardless .".Obama's Your President".

  • Very well put and cogent analysis. Agree that the "troll" claim is often an inane retort intended to stifle valid observations. Usually done in response to butt hurt as opposed to being a genuine rebuttal.

  • Sounds like Dope was trolled.

  • i totally agree in every way with this vid !!!

  • Great points!

  • Agreed. The term gets tossed around way too much by whiney little cunts.

  • Boxxy :3

  • Reminds me of the script kiddie era that followed the hacker era. Now the media has made 'hacker' synonymous with criminal whereas the original definition meant something along the lines of 'person who does a clever thing'. Sigh.

  • My experience with the "troll" label is that it's thrown at people that disagree. Funny, how people don't accuse others of being trolls if they repeatedly post "worship" comments. Repeatedly gushing over and over how much you love one youtuber's videos, or how smart, or beautiful they are is ok. But any negative comment makes you a troll. when i don't like someone's videos. I usually leave a negative comment if I greatly disagree. cont....

  • cont... But If I greatly disagree, or if I find that opinion too stupid, or extreme in ignorance, It's usaully a deal breaker for me. and I don't watch that youtuber's videos anymore. It's not that I dislike them, It's just that once I lose respect for someone's opinions. I can't really watch their stuff anymore. The other point is: Many people that have lives, i.e. jobs and responsibilities, can not post their image and opinions in a video due to those very same jobs and responsibilities.

  • I guess all the anonymous dissidents living in repressive regimes are all trolls when they post on the internet, eh? We should ignore them till they reveal themselves? And what about people who would rather not attract stalkers? Youtube users such as ThePeach and jakluk4 have acquired some pretty scary stalkers. Anonymity may have prevented this.

  • The irony is, that some trolls use the term troll to troll people who hate being called a troll XD

  • agreed

  • This video expresses my thoughts exactly. I've made that point many times before. When people misuse these words they become meaningless. Just how you'll hear "Communist" and "Socialist" thrown around all the time in the political field. I chose to be anonymous because I'm a private person. I have no interest in being popular, rich yes, but not popular.

  • Cool video and totally agree

  • It's okay to feed trolls if they're trolling christians or PETA members.

  • good video. i agree

  • What if you troll by calling someone a troll?.

  • If people listen to my video, those trolls will fail :)

  • then you're username is straightd0pe. aka straighttr0ll.

  • A lot I didn't know.. Thanks

  • You make some good points.. I'll becareful how I use that term now.

  • Trolls are interesting, they are a good source of information on the interenet. I like what you have done here.

    Thank you,

  • You just had to use boxxy, didn't you? Well, now I have to masturbate. Thanks a lot. Oh, you should go after howtheworldworks. That guy, what a dick.

  • you're a troll because present insults and speculation and call it evidence.

    straighttr0ll, you are a such a douche.

  • I appreciate you spending so much time commenting on my videos : )

  • i bet you do. =] you silly troll, you.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    that's not a troll u dumbass...

  • @Timmay123456789 yes, it is dumbass. see i can just make a claim with zero explanation and call you a name too.

    now i'm cool and smart like you huh? =]

  • @thisjerksaguy

    successful troll is successfult

    there's a difference between a criticism and an act of trolling. Trolling is the deliberate cause of disruption, criticism doesn't necessarily cause disruption.

  • @Timmay123456789 "Trolling is the deliberate cause of disruption"

    yup. good job, here's a cookie. (.;'.)

    and that disruption can be formed solely by criticisms. all one has to do is actually look at the criticisms being provided.

    in straighttr0lls case he presents speculations and insults and calls it "facts and evidence".

    get with it or go back to sleep.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    correlation does not imply causation buddy

    just because he criticizes someone doesn't mean he's trolling, that's the part u dont understand

  • @Timmay123456789 "correlation does not imply causation buddy

    just because he criticizes someone doesn't mean he's trolling, that's the part u dont understand"

    no fucking shit tard. that's the part i don understand. what you continually fail to understand is that. he is a troll who criticizes with made up bull shit. he's a fucking Tr0ll. sotp telling me shit i already know like "correlation does not imply causation". get a REAL fucking argument.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    you still dont get it. This isn't made up bullshit, this is his criticism, and if you can't handle it or dont agree with it, then too fucking bad for you. This is what he things, and he makes no attempt to troll, just to give his opinion. You're telling me to get a fucking argument, ur the one who does nothing but call him a troll...that isnt an argument, that's just ur uneducated opinion. How fuck off and go watch some video's you might like instead of fucking around here.

  • @Timmay123456789 "you still dont get it."

    lulz... i get it. YOU don't get it.

    "You're telling me to get a fucking argument"

    yup. and i'll continue to tell you that until you get one.

    "ur the one who does nothing but call him a troll"

    it's not a claim. it's a fact that's i;ve already clearly explained in the comments section. in fact one comment making the point clear and concise it at the top o the comments there.

    again, get an argument then come back. stop posting your little rants.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    you dumbass he doesnt call it evidence, its his opinion. He doesn't make the videos to get a reaction from the people he makes them about, so he's not a troll. There you go, now please go watch a video you like instead of commenting on these ones.

  • @Timmay123456789 "He doesn't make the videos to get a reaction from the people he makes them about"

    lolzzz uh-huh... keep telling yourself that. fuck you are endlessly stupid. thank you so much.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    yes, what a logical comeback, you MUST be right when you put it that way.  You're welcome.

  • @Timmay123456789 i'm always right, asstard. it would do you well to make that realization.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    You can't always be right, cuz u were just wrong. It would do you well to suck my dick.

  • @Timmay123456789 you are a fucking moron Timmay... and when dealing with a retard like you, i can safely say i am always right. it would do you well you suck your own dick, faggot.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    YOU are the fucking moron my good sir, you have not presented a good argument and are therefore wrong. Good day.

  • @Timmay123456789 fuck you timmay. you don't know what a good argument is. therefor, not only are you wrong, but you're proud of it. fucking silly bastard.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    Fuck you you fucking fuck stupid fuck cunt fuck bastard silly cunt. That is what you sound like. Grow up boy you're wrong, get over it.

  • fail.

  • the grand troll talking about trolls...

    oh this is funny.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    your trolling is blatant

  • you're an idiot.

  • @thisjerksaguy

    that's just like

    your opinion

    man

  • that just like

    a quote from a movie

    douche...

  • So according to Bret Keane, Mark Twain and George Orwell are trolls? LOL xD

  • Wow, this guy makes sense... Now, seriously, no sarcasm intended, this person should be president or head of state or something to that effect because, well, he makes me feel safe inside... And not in a weird, mildly erotic way, which would be awkward, but in a warm fuzzy way. Like cotton candy. And everyone likes cotton candy...