Magical moment @ 3:30 to 3:40, it actually feels like some clueless dude hijacked this poor woman's body and tries to act like she would... it's that bad
but again... I just searched youtube for how to make cheese eggs, so I can't really make fun of her. the reason this video exists is that there are people who are as rudimentary as I am when it comes to cooking..
you work your eggs to remove the uncooked liquid on top, you can tilt the pan and push the sides, or lift the whole omelet up with your utensil, and double tilt the pan in a way that the uncooked egg will get under the cooked egg that you are lifting. Then, you flip that egg once the bottom is cooked, and it is not sticking. THEN. Add your cheese topping, and fold. For cooked in topping add blend into raw egg. CHIVES SUCK. Your egg was runny and had a bad consistency. Your egg looked like shit.
So, after you work your eggs (you can lift up the omelet from the bottom, and allow the egg to fill up under the space you lifted, and drop the lifted part ontop of the undercooked egg), you can stir, and push and tilt. Anyway, You pick up the pan (dont be a puss) you shake it to make sure the egg is not sticking, and you flick your wrist to flip that shit. Add your topping to that cooked top side. and fold once the underside is ready. For cooked in topping, add while the egg is uncooked.
hoooooollllyyyyy shitttt! Lady, Ive cooked about 10,000 egg dished in about two months time. You DO NOT know how to cook an egg. #1 "There is really no need to add alot of fat to this dish" - so you through in cream you bitch. #2 After greasing pan and whipping the egg, pour in pan. After that, give the egg time to cook (you start stabbing your fork into the teflon asap) like the dumbass you are, you were just stirring raw egg. I prefer a flip, so your eggs arnt runny and shitty like yours were.
Wow she is the worst cook I have ever seen. I've never seen someone use a metal fork or spoon in a teflon skillet. and she just seems so lost! and kinda has a attitude lol
I think its to ensure people that she is crediable and that if u use the receipe, U wont die of food poisioning, But the subtitles are too fking unsynced
anyway it most like scambled egg if you sort of push i around in the pan o-O isnt omelete suppose to be perfect on the bottom and sort of watery creamy on the top ? =O pushing the cooked egg at the bottom ruins the omelete!
She's totaly just... Argh! I always cook my eggs on high and it takes like.. a minute and it's perfectly cooked - lightly browned cuz i like it like that and the chese is melted perfectly ARGH!
This is screwed up. I've learned how to make a cheese omlette without the liquid, and it actually tastes better. Also, those non-stick pans are more expensive, and the 'push the edges to the middle' thing isn't nessasary, because it will all still cook. Not forgetting the fact that she added the cheese way too early, and ended up as a mess of a piece of shit called a fucking cheese omelette.
as far as i know , you should never use metal utensils on pans . always use plastice spatula or wood , because if you use metal the food will stick to that pan
bad teacher. . shame./ .
iammundo 3 weeks ago
the fresh chives doesnt make that ugly omelette look any better
IamNinjaMaterial 3 months ago
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2:12
"Take a fork, or a spoon, or a something." Funny thing is, there is a spatula right next to her.
koreanjeenyus 4 months ago
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koreanjeenyus 4 months ago
Dang after watching hell's kitchen, master chef us and master chef Australia. i felt that she was way to slow! lols
akira893 4 months ago 4
and i am off to the kitchen
FrediAndFred 5 months ago
Can I use sperm for the liquid?
HolyCrapDudeXD 5 months ago
THANK YOU THIS REALLLY HELPED :) i love this video
blue988emily 5 months ago
she does look lost but it's kinda helping
MrsWaterSparks 5 months ago
you look happy XD
daretheballoon 6 months ago
ima use piss as my liquid
Spageeettt 6 months ago
@Spageeettt lmao!
daretheballoon 6 months ago
beat......you murdered them D:
DemDemOrgy 6 months ago
AHAHAHAH THE OMELET WAS BETTER LOOKING THAN HER HAHA I wish I could like or reply to that comment but too bad you can't on iPod..
DPStickMaster 6 months ago
im 13 and i could cook better im eating a delicious omelet right now i cant beleive your a personel chef you lier you go back to the retirment home
origami552 6 months ago
you guys at least the omelet was better looking than her
origami552 6 months ago
suckiest omelet ever damn my cat can cook better
origami552 6 months ago
now lets do this with out cheese lolzz i wanted to know how to cook an omelet lol!!!
zmav99 7 months ago
IM GONNA USE ROOT BEER, BECAUSE I LIKE IT
t3amkn0ck 7 months ago
she is a terrible cook, Jus' sayin
magix470 9 months ago
@magix470 Haters be hatin', so keep yo' fat ass sittin', get outta' this place because no one likes yo' little white ass
goodrita 7 months ago
@goodrita good assumption fucktard. GtFO youtube you bad grammar little kid.
magix470 7 months ago
she said any kind of liquid. I tried apple juice
magix470 9 months ago
you say that the egg is getting not atractive by stuff right? whell you are also non-atractive
okan931 10 months ago
Lol she says no need to add extra fat to the dish by adding butter but she beats the eggs with cream!
nugun889 1 year ago
That's a sh*t omelet. I can do such a better one and I'm 13!
SukADikChikn 1 year ago
dude me 2
origami552 6 months ago
Magical moment @ 3:30 to 3:40, it actually feels like some clueless dude hijacked this poor woman's body and tries to act like she would... it's that bad
patrix123321 1 year ago
@patrix123321 hahaha so true! well spotted
but again... I just searched youtube for how to make cheese eggs, so I can't really make fun of her. the reason this video exists is that there are people who are as rudimentary as I am when it comes to cooking..
linagoges 11 months ago
nice movie man i am so going to learn more
mrrcdude2009 1 year ago
she is not expert.:P
jessicaiyer 1 year ago
Whats with expert village and crappy vids :S
vikingmetaldragon 1 year ago
A spray? Wtf is that! Killing the bugs?
xzaz2 1 year ago
@xzaz2 lol!!!
valmshmet 1 year ago
you work your eggs to remove the uncooked liquid on top, you can tilt the pan and push the sides, or lift the whole omelet up with your utensil, and double tilt the pan in a way that the uncooked egg will get under the cooked egg that you are lifting. Then, you flip that egg once the bottom is cooked, and it is not sticking. THEN. Add your cheese topping, and fold. For cooked in topping add blend into raw egg. CHIVES SUCK. Your egg was runny and had a bad consistency. Your egg looked like shit.
commentorz 1 year ago
So, after you work your eggs (you can lift up the omelet from the bottom, and allow the egg to fill up under the space you lifted, and drop the lifted part ontop of the undercooked egg), you can stir, and push and tilt. Anyway, You pick up the pan (dont be a puss) you shake it to make sure the egg is not sticking, and you flick your wrist to flip that shit. Add your topping to that cooked top side. and fold once the underside is ready. For cooked in topping, add while the egg is uncooked.
commentorz 1 year ago
hoooooollllyyyyy shitttt! Lady, Ive cooked about 10,000 egg dished in about two months time. You DO NOT know how to cook an egg. #1 "There is really no need to add alot of fat to this dish" - so you through in cream you bitch. #2 After greasing pan and whipping the egg, pour in pan. After that, give the egg time to cook (you start stabbing your fork into the teflon asap) like the dumbass you are, you were just stirring raw egg. I prefer a flip, so your eggs arnt runny and shitty like yours were.
commentorz 1 year ago
ugh puke i almost needed my stoumach pumped
howtoguy17 1 year ago
Wow she is the worst cook I have ever seen. I've never seen someone use a metal fork or spoon in a teflon skillet. and she just seems so lost! and kinda has a attitude lol
JulianaKartsona 1 year ago
No metal on non stick unless you want cancer with your eggs
PapaSumoto 1 year ago
fukend letters are on the way ur wak
robertoortiz85 1 year ago
omg, noob.
TimTheReaper 1 year ago
You don't want to overbeat it X_X
GeneralFault 1 year ago
Somebody needs to autotune this and make a remix.
GrundyMad 1 year ago
Her face was like :| until the end of the video!
stardollcute 1 year ago
This lady's cooking is out of this world...seriously... O.O
mycrominimo 1 year ago
holy fk stop talking and get 2 the cooking -.-
maxcaola 1 year ago
she sprayed it on the bottom? o wow
SonMIEchest1 1 year ago
beat it lightly. dont over beat it
xXGENOCIDEXx33 1 year ago
@xXGENOCIDEXx33
easier said than done...
Numeronx 2 months ago
wtf with the text over the video why not jst put some text up and forget about the video
PointlessVidsInc 1 year ago
@PointlessVidsInc
Turn off closed captions
GeneralFault 1 year ago
She has a lot of charisma
Jethrotull32 1 year ago
expertvillagE?? expertfailage
Minikrizable 1 year ago 2
your not suppose to use a fork on the pan!! you'll get pan scrappings in your egg!! idiot!
MsKendrick81 1 year ago
"Use a fork or something" really? Spatula seems the way to go obviously... Thanks though, your vid. helped
Sk8ordieknarlysk8er 1 year ago
thank you mam!!!
ph33ric 1 year ago
Esa tortilla es horrorosa, no se puede presentar asi
divinocaldes 1 year ago
As a chef, you should know that forks (or any sharp metal) are totally inappropriate to use on non-stick pans
benmoro 1 year ago 50
@benmoro this is true
valmshmet 1 year ago
@benmoro are u saying she used a sharp metal on the non-stick pan? cuz she didnt use any...
madapho 1 year ago
@madapho forks are counted as a sharp metal
rayhanmiahVEVO 1 year ago
@benmoro Why is that?
TheVonBrotherhood 2 weeks ago
must this lady always say she's a personal chef and that she writes for the so called best magazines? no one cares
Smokey94462 1 year ago
I think its to ensure people that she is crediable and that if u use the receipe, U wont die of food poisioning, But the subtitles are too fking unsynced
mamakag 1 year ago
@mamakag dont you mean its too forking unsynched?
wolfx23 1 year ago
Yes club soda and eggs taste delicious! Not.
Blooberry95 1 year ago 2
this bitch is smoking something..
sabres2332 1 year ago
Maryjane :)
Chito3509 1 year ago
youy beat eggs you egg abuser !!!!! I bet that eggs mom will sue you!!
MrRobotboy123 2 years ago
I'm sorry but, your joke was terrible.
mushufreak 2 years ago 2
did she put the cheese in
czarinah125254 2 years ago
she's drunk
pxybean 2 years ago
That bitch using a fork on teflon.. that aint pepper bitch!
kno1undastandzme 2 years ago
what a stupid shape for an omlette ! In my opinion, it should be a perfect circle.
coconuttree333 2 years ago 2
take a spoon or a fork or something
mattynobesMF 2 years ago
anyway it most like scambled egg if you sort of push i around in the pan o-O isnt omelete suppose to be perfect on the bottom and sort of watery creamy on the top ? =O pushing the cooked egg at the bottom ruins the omelete!
derekbegins 2 years ago 2
oo any liquid haha ^^ what about lemon juice o-O ew haha.
derekbegins 2 years ago
I'm going to use cream, because I like it.
xstaticxstatic 2 years ago
club soda?! hahahaha!
thebardtenone 2 years ago
nth to teach on this egg. tats too easy to make it even i hvnt any receipt._.
lol.....
lillyan27 2 years ago
metal on non stick? lol dont do that
username420able 2 years ago
lol did u say she waz sexy
alvinkemp2 2 years ago
never used cream just a bit of milk that shouldnt be calorie bomb.... but seems like this lady loved add cream to eggs whenever she fries them
artosis83 2 years ago
i think your sexy!
nothadnotbad 2 years ago
lol wdf
kevNchris445 2 years ago
1:21 any liquid hey? hmmmm
LordBen15 2 years ago
she downs my mood
brucelee222222222 2 years ago 3
She is not a chef, she uses electric stove.
dirtypleasures 2 years ago 2
"2 eggs, which is about normal"...hahaha, she is funny though... :D
allosaurus72 2 years ago 2
Ponte el sarten en tu ano.
poupounegidoune 2 years ago
Que boluda esa huevona :S
poupounegidoune 2 years ago
looks like shit
AveryandJulian 2 years ago
I just want to hear her make one noise: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh"
remynash 2 years ago
??? explain plox
LordBen15 2 years ago
WOW is she boring to listen 2 and omlette didnt even look fully cooked
MAORIATLAS 2 years ago
She's totaly just... Argh! I always cook my eggs on high and it takes like.. a minute and it's perfectly cooked - lightly browned cuz i like it like that and the chese is melted perfectly ARGH!
nekopanther 2 years ago 6
i always get scrambled eggs :(
fearful10 2 years ago 3
i always get a brown monstrocity everyime i try cooking eggs :)
MalevoloSanto 2 years ago 2
i love this woman she's so awkward... makes me laugh XD
VixxenEyez 2 years ago 4
this bitch is a bitch!
killerk3vin96 2 years ago
she seems fucking lost
MrSuperSubber 2 years ago 45
@MrSuperSubber :P 2 years ago
AndyPeanutz 6 months ago
Respond to this video... hmmm any kind of liquid hmmmm * un zip pants and then pour it on :D
AndyPeanutz 6 months ago
soda with eggs sounds fuckin wonderful
xReFlexiTyx 2 years ago 4
Bla- bla- bla- talk all u 1 u fcking btich talk so much at the beginning
RottenCrackers 2 years ago
This is screwed up. I've learned how to make a cheese omlette without the liquid, and it actually tastes better. Also, those non-stick pans are more expensive, and the 'push the edges to the middle' thing isn't nessasary, because it will all still cook. Not forgetting the fact that she added the cheese way too early, and ended up as a mess of a piece of shit called a fucking cheese omelette.
Sasha101212 2 years ago
it can be any kind of liquid you want. if you are an alcoholic use whiskey,beer...
kimbodhh 2 years ago 6
as far as i know , you should never use metal utensils on pans . always use plastice spatula or wood , because if you use metal the food will stick to that pan
Naoufalitos24 2 years ago 3
Look.. at the size.. of that FUCKING knife! :|
shimmisking 2 years ago
take a fork a spoon or something. i think i will use my penis.
darkr3v3ng3r 2 years ago
cream soda? wtf
totalpwnage1 2 years ago
kinda sloppy.
davis3378 2 years ago 2
First, please clean your stove. That's gross. Second, would it have hurt to add another ingredient, like onion or bell pepper? Seems pointless to me.
tstorm2200 2 years ago
i'm not sure if thats dirt.I think its rust.
davis3378 2 years ago
id rather have only cheese then anything else because i dislike onions and peppers. :/ this vid helped
darthspee 2 years ago
Kinda sloppy.
OmgEddieLol 2 years ago
Che, pero que boluda!
QuieroGuerra 2 years ago
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PatagoniaPedro 2 years ago
FUCKING IDOIT U FUCK UP!!
061295randy 2 years ago
Fucking Idiot!!
rohithfire 2 years ago
you have a cool name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeadxGoth 2 years ago
i can make cheese egg omellete in 2 minutes
nil1230 2 years ago
... my 8 year old lil brother can cook better then that
ScrubySauce 2 years ago
that sucks
nikkira 2 years ago
she seems kinnda DAFT
9895705 2 years ago
she can't even cook good eggs.
hearts2spooge 2 years ago
omg put some Cooked bacon & ham on em!
BannaricSmellz 2 years ago
i put alot of cheese on mine and some ham
lopezsergio01 2 years ago
milk has a low boiling point, I wouldn't recommend it in an egg dish
Magmafire2374 2 years ago
bitch beat them eggs like chris brown on rhianna
echo5flight 2 years ago
Haha thumbs up sir!
remynash 2 years ago
jaja LOL that mad me laugh so hard !
kobe4rings 2 years ago
Women are cooks... men are chefs" - Gordon Ramsey.
She sux
hamza94khan 2 years ago
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what the fuck is that shit?
KillaCam97 2 years ago 4
wow!
i found this egg at malaysia hotel
akidshuffle 3 years ago
Wow, that's a pretty sad looking omelette...
akumacornflakes 3 years ago 4
This has been flagged as spam show
u can use any liquid
can i use cum?
rey619yomama 3 years ago
LOL
attaboy83 3 years ago 5
what the freak
foooinator 3 years ago 2
Worst episode ever..
drunkensausage 3 years ago
ZZzzZZzzZZzzz... oh! it's finish
tridex101 3 years ago 2
LOL you're right that was boring.
Sgofyyah13 3 years ago 2
this is uber lame.
guitarguy333 3 years ago
how about cleaning aour stove?
bojanlacic 3 years ago 3
you should not use the fork in that nonstick pan
omuleanu 3 years ago 6
Exactly.
PatagoniaPedro 2 years ago
is it just me or did she forget the salt?
koreanjeenyus 3 years ago 2
Never over beat it. Great tip. THANKS ANN=)
Treydog1983 3 years ago
seriously why do u bother? your end result is like someone sticking together scrambled eggs, you're a major FLOP
NUMBAKSARESHIT 3 years ago 2
just made it looking goood!!!
farhmoha 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you aint no CHEF u dumb old puss-bag u can't cook for shit
NUMBAKSARESHIT 3 years ago
lmao dude thats wrong
eriksoto 3 years ago
but funny non the less
eriksoto 3 years ago
i know lol
koreanjeenyus 3 years ago
I found this video quite helpful, I mean really, what more is needed to make it better? -.-
cyanmist 3 years ago
I'm with SuperJad2000
No offence but it could have ben A LOT better
J4jordan123 3 years ago 2
could have made it alot better
SuperJad2000 4 years ago 3
Thanks, you helped me survive hunger when home alone ;)
chumchumthegreat 4 years ago