Cooking with Chris Crocker!

[kandb4evr]

Lol I think I'm just going to get mcdonalds. No seriously.

[emogirl89allup]

Νοοοοοοοοοοοο! α περφεψτ a perfectly good egg :( u need a smaller pan to cook eggs, big pans make a mess.

[CaptainGerBear]

I think you're supposed to start with a scrunchy, hat, or hairnet.

[gagaaep]

U spray the oil BEFORE u cook the eggs...and u have 2 let the egg sit 4 a little bit then start 2 mix it

[lauralovesm00sic]

dumb blonde.

[chiisu2008]

hahahah OMFG CHRISS YOU WON YOUR HOUSE HAS MORE APPLE THAN MINE>>>XD

[shortchanged59]

Hey Girl,

I'm a gourmet cook. I can tell you how to cook anything you desire.

[blink182girl613]

back to the oh more apples! lol love ya chris

[GinSingsForU]

you're sooooo sweet. fuck u clk500kid123

[emoskittlez091]

i buy kroger eggs, i live in ohio, why do u say something is southern when its used or bought everywhere

[fuseballoon]

Why are you indicating that everything's southern? I don't go around where I live saying everything is northern...

[Blakzey]

@fuseballoon Why are you giving a damn?

[regan110209]

dumb blonde lol

[clk500kid123]

your sooooo stupid

[yvettepz01]

Love this videooo!!!! Lol

[DexterHaven49]

@yvettepz01 The beginning was funny. The back of his head and the pots. And I agree, pots clang and make you feel alarmed and nervous. Talking into a camera is a delicate art. Christine is better at it than Chris is. No doubt.

[hottygirl180]

@MaryTheresa1986 Well I whisk the eggs with milk then put it in the pan and mine doesn't go dry but some people's eggs may I don't really know. I guess every one has different ways to cook them.

[theprincess857]

that could have been a chicken :D ! love youuuu

[blackroses1661]

silly chris thats not how you scramble an egg

[MsLoLarh]

DONT ASK DONT TELL!!! hahah lol

[BlondieonBlack]

It's called a STOVE not an OVEN. The oven is on the inside, the top part is the stove. Good lord, there is no preheating a stove top

[hottygirl180]

umm your supposed to add milk if your making scrambled eggs lolz I had a problem making eggs my first time

[MaryTheresa1986]

@hottygirl180 I heard you're not supposed to add milk because that dries out the eggs.

[exuseyou96]

i luv how hes like, "wow, ok this is sad" and he just keeps stirring the thing

[FilledWithChocolate1]

"and to think that, that could have been a chicken" LOL

[bannedfromsociety]

hahahahahaha

[michaelsammie]

I LOVE YOUR COOKING

U SHOULD BE A CHEF,BABE! <3

[TheDannyWelch]

Just get your maid to do it for you of course.

[acuna8900]

im 11 and i already know how to cook a egg

[pterodactilo]

recogete los pelos para cocinar, so guarra!

[Seanster206]

lol i like the end when he just says "i think i'm just gonna get mcdonalds" ha

[SomeHardCandy]

good lord

[bettyjohnson19]

welfare eggs hahahahahah lol. yeah they have those ...

[ButterflyAffectx]

I don't care what anyone says this dude cracks me up lmao xD

[StevenONEDAY]

hahahahaahahahahhhhaha

[METRIC12345]

Apples! :D

[MyBirthday10]

Hey Chris, why do you shave your real hair?

[rooiepoo]

1. use butter (not canola oil)

2. heat the pan up, then put the butter in to melt

3. crack the eggs into the pan while the butter melts

4. let the egg cook (without breaking it up)

5. flip the egg once one side is cooked

tada~!

[WashAnDrepeaT]

@rooiepoo

you actually pre-heat then use cocoanut oil (that's if you're health conscious), but butter if you prefer.

[WashAnDrepeaT]

@rooiepoo

whoops *coconut oil

[dinaatjuh]

Oh and the difference you pay for with eggs depends mainly on how the chickens are taken care off. Cheap eggs mean less then an A4 paper of space a chicken, means capped beaks and hormones in their food to keep them alive. More expensive eggs come from chicken who are treated a little bit better. The best eggs are fresh from your own chickens.

[dinaatjuh]

You just ruined a perfectly good pan...

[ButterflyAffectx]

Lmao priceless 0:31-0:35

[TaffyLaffyGurl]

you spray then heat then crack and once the egg sizzles alot the you flip it you dont mix it around

lol

[Jizzyxx]

Uve waisted a chickens life chris, then again, it would of been eaten anywayy!

[Jizzyxx]

Lol

[MrBennyboy1993]

i will teach you how to cook <3

[Claudiaxraeluma]

I love this video it's so awesome!!!! I'm only 11 and my aunt let's w

[bubby10111]

your a he...... because u have a penis if u didn't you'd be a she.

[MrDarkmaster26]

wow dude

[wolfspeaker100]

You are supposed to spray then heat then crack the eggs

[starstruksienna321]

LOL- "Is it supposed to come to a boil...?"

[iLoveRetroPepsi]

@SuperKillerdreams Cool story bro, tell it again. jk i love grilled cheese and taco bell lolol :)

[JINXIExDEADxGIRL]

lol i have the same wrap thing hes wearing XD

[jewelosco101]

Hes just making a mess

[SuperKillerdreams]

Awwww it's ok chris you tried :) I just burnt my grilled cheese so it's like black So I was like poo :( so I gave it to my bro cuz he likes his burnt but I was happy cuz I got toco bell instead :)

[allisonbrox101]

U kinda look like ur a man who was in prison for like 50yrs and couldn't cut ur hair

Lol

[Heylo1113]

Lmfao "tht is like the worst sizzle ever" fav chris crocker vid

[allysax1]

hunn.. your supposed to put like 2 eggs in a bowl.. stir up the yoke, add milk and stir it till its all mixed. THEN you put it in the pan. but im suprised you used pam or something. and also it takes longer then 2 minutes to cook an egg. btw.. I LOVE YOU!! <3 ur awesome dude!

[monicamarie07]

hahaa i love it :) so funny

[iLoveeYhuux33]

one egg ! , smh .

[calikoolj]

....

[RandomGirl1237]

thats a grandmas kitchen for ya

[NouaLuna]

soooo its a stove, u dont cook eggs in the oven silly!!!! ill teach you how to cook :)

[BITCHSHITCUNTFUCK]

your name should have been betty!

[janer99]

ahahahhahah! "THAT COULD'VE BEEN THE CHICKEN" cracked the egg out of me !

[xlownstaxkz]

LML FUNNE BOWY..

[JapaneseChick123]

Lol!!!

[victoriaj884]

i usually put an egg in a cup add milk and stir it up then put it in the pan and i don't need to preheat. lolz my grandma is from the south but moved to California so when ever my friends come over they always think our kitchen looks weird

[LiEzELLaGaT]

lol was he acting like he didnt kno wat to do? or was tht just for the vid...becuz all u gotta do wid an egg is spray the pan crack the egg inside nd flip it then done

[Farah2318]

Lmaooo love it!!

[UMADBRO5802]

ur acting like u've never cooked before and i no im younger than u

[UMADBRO5802]

thts y u put 3 or 4 eggs in a bowl and add milk

[UMADBRO5802]

did u say preheat the oven?

[lolgirllove600]

did u turn it on???!?!?!?!

[vmiriaamayli]

WTF MY MOM is also obsessed with apples!x) LMAO!

[chiefpitts]

is this guy trying to be funny or is he actualy trying to make a cooking video?

[hotassxo101]

you are my IDOL <3



[kittimakesmesmile]

Womans intuition....your a man dude....

[bgaj123]

@kittimakesmesmile But women cook xD

[rachelbabee1]

Hahaha i have to say... he is really funny i love him <3

[ProudTexGal]

so dumb lol i can im a texas girl

[JadeMysterio619ucme]

And thats why you use a pat of butter and not spray

[darrenandmerica]

Your cooking skills have improved ALOT :)

[snowflower1000]

they used canola oil to make bombs in world war 2

[myheadphones2]

The smell of a burnt egg is THE WORST SMELL EVER!!! So true.

[darngiggidy]

I love yah, but knowing how to cook eggs because of "woman's intuition" slightly offends me because women aren't the only ones who cook eggs.

[BOOMBOOMCHOOCHOO]

dude really i could cook an egg when i was like 5 dumb ass

[CrazyNatalie22]

dude, you cooked it wrong. youre suppose to scramble it first in a separate bowl and then put it in. it's a lot fuller than the crap you made. and if you want it fried, you crack the egg in the heated pan and then wait. then move the thick albumen (the layer closest to the yolk) to the side so it can cook.

[carlysoro26]

NO girl you have to spray the pan the heat it...LOL love yah

[MusicIsMyLifesKey]

LOL

[MsSignedUp]

The clock is even apple!!!!!!!!

Good video. :D

[BrandonPeice]

My grandma has apples all over her kitchen too :/

[miM6y]

tie ur hair. it's too long for cooking; u don't want any hair in ur eggs..do u? :D ;D

[cocochanelgurlz]

why would u preheat the oven?? u cook eggs on a stove hahah

[xsarahyoungx1]

lmao poor egg

[omgitsbrooke1]

MARRY ME

[OMGitsCheyanne]

I'm 12 and i can cook alot more then eggs..... lol

[cocochanelgurlz]

@OMGitsCheyanne hahaha

[MissGarland20]

Damn it your so hot!!! I laughed out loud at 0:39...Again, your hot...So in love with you =)

[TheJazz3698]

your gorgeous and i love your hair i'm jealous! T_T

[jasmine101bieber]

Lol poor egg...

[GoThIcWoNdErGIRL]

lol that could've been a chicken but oh well...

[LoadsOfMakeUp4You]

LOL. This is my favourite video of yours Chris haha.

[invader0524]

i dont think ur supposed to stir it o_o

[CatJean15]

spray pan first, put it on the oven, wait for it to sizzle, crack egg, leave it on the pan for 3-4 mins, flip egg, wait another 3-4 mins. take off and enjoy yummyness

[robotgir98]

weird

[Mr1alexnunez1]

Isn't food on your plate and not noodles on your head :P Haha

[letters7777]

ok so this is a dude and he's like 10 times prettier than me... how is this fair??? T_T

[ArielTV53]

@letters7777 tell me about it xD

[letters7777]

@ArielTV53 he'd make a hot girl, AND a hot guy too. this is just too unfair!!!



[charlesemajameshadow]

love the hair!

oop

[iLurkthick]

Faggot

[2704070530073112]

obviously you're trying to look as ridiculous as possible, is to gain fame? thats superb!

[musicforall182]

I hate you. But I love you. Why must you be so complex? Lol

[escamilla2012]

Puttin milk in eggs is nasty to me...cheese yea milk no :)

[Ilovemusic441]

What I do is

First I crack two eggs into a bowl and mix them with a fork until it's all frothy. I then add some feta cheese and mix it all together. Then I put the pan onto the stove and add oil. I then pour the eggs and cheese that I mixed and let it just rest on the pan for 5 seconds and start mixing it it's pretty simple

[lovinliverpool]

@Ilovemusic441 wow thanks did you really need to tell ppl how to make an egg? i think the majority of the working class world knows how to make a fucking egg

[Ilovemusic441]

@lovinliverpool Wow, thanks did you really need to make a fool of yourself? He asked how to make fucking scrambled eggs smart ass. I'm just telling him. get a life and stop trolling all over YouTube starting shit over nothing.

[AlyssaMau5]

What is an apple?



[prettylilladie1]

actully its not that hard to make a simple egg. tools you will need: egg,bowl,pan,milk,butter you get the pan out and put it on the stove and put the butter on the pan and put the stove on medium or 6 or 7, crack your egg in a bowl and poor alittle bit of milk in the bowl of egg and mix it together then when the butter melts put egg on and let it sit till it bubbles and then you are done so easy lol

[robotgir98]

why r u wereing that

[fuzzysox23]

@robotgir98

dont ask dont tell... just like he said.

[FireStar32005]

Eggs....scrambled always low and slow! rofl

[Michael87Jackson]

one egg gives me enoughhhh hah.

[kirukim1]

high class chickens lols

[rubykim1]

are u high all the time

[TeenageImperfection]

hes kidding... lol! geeze people.

[Numberidge]

Okay obviously you're not a woman if you don't know how to cook a simple egg.

[kara123h]

I think u mean free range eggs not wellfare eggs lol and yes free range chickens are let run around nattery ones aint x

[MySkittlelover]

wow your grandma must really like apples... haha

[MourningGlory79]

hehe I totally agree about the sound of PANS, I just cannot stand it.



[fatty1190]

Dude u needa get your shit straight. Stop acting like a fag. Face the fact that ur a guy.

[Elephantlove32]

APPLESSS:D

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

Your eggs are genetically modified and full of steroid chemicals. Expensive eggs are organic and healthier.

[lilia343]

You PReTTy! <3

[MsBooth71]

cause u mixed it up dumbasssss

[Bleachgirl26]

I'm only gonna say this once you don't know jack about the south and you are an insult to women. Any other subject id agree with you but with that.....no. Stop insulting what you want to be!

[smaileyface]

@Bleachgirl26 it's a free country. chriscrocker can be whoever she wants to be

[AshleyTheWeird]

Chris, your totally my idol. Your not afraid to be yourself and that is awesome :]

[BooToHaters]

take a pan put it on the stove turn the stove on take a stick of butter and ---- that much of about a centimeter and then put that slice in the pan and smear it around but dont add any more then crack your egg and pour it then check to make sure no pieces of egg shell got in there and wait tell the clear part turns whight let cook after that for 10 secs and ta da sunny side up :) for non sunny side up just flip the eggs after whightness and break the yolk smash for srambled :)

[BooToHaters]

@BooToHaters in between and and ---- its suposed to say cut

[x0xlelix0x]

how can a pan make you feel "rawr" ? :S

[6Tommy6Girl6]

are you hung over in this video..looks like it. :D

[scrupalous]

It's not the ensemble that's falling apart big guy...it's you.

[anapao89]

a chicken just died for no reason or purpose..just to be wasted!

[77462377]

Who's hungry? (LOL)

[ACTION9FDIEND]

if he was in saudi arabia he would have been killed the day he born and they dont allow gays like him to live in their country

[ArenaRapest]

You dont scrub with spoons or any other thing in a pan , its cancer trigering , no joke with wooden only , the black will come off , eat it and start getting cancer

[molly1002]

I'm 13 and I can cook an egg...

[LookBehindYou999]

that was funny.

[ClythiaMystica]

the ending makes me want to cry, no joke.

[Weezer5443]

@ClythiaMystica HAHAHAHAHHAHAH SAME HERE T.T

[ClythiaMystica]

@Weezer5443 yea .-.

[glenray510]

is it supposed to like come to a boil? NO ITS NOT ITS IN A PAN!!!!!!

[SuperIriana]

you itched your head alot do youhave lice?

[monochromedx]

@SuperIriana LOL

[tickamacar]

@SuperIriana It's called a weave and hair extensions, hoe.

[SuperIriana]

@tickamacar fuck yuu i have hair extensions and i dont itched my head that much

[tickamacar]

@SuperIriana Then you have cheap hair extensions. Its mainly chris' weave though. So unless you have a weave, shut up :)

[SuperIriana]

@tickamacar why dont yuu shut the fuckk up alright and my sister has a weave and she dosent itch her head as much as this fagget

[tickamacar]

@SuperIriana WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME SHUT UP? Is your sister a nigger?

[Bain1998]

@SuperIriana Learn how to spell you bigoted dipshit.

[baxterindamouse]

Eggs in 2 ways.

1. Fried eggs - Get a pan and add the desired amount of butter. Then, put on stove at high heat. Crack the desired number of eggs onto pan. Fry till egg whites are solid.

2.Scrambled eggs - Get a pan and add the desired amount of butter. Then, put on stove high heat. Crack the desired amount of eggs ( usually 2 or 3 for one person ) into a bowl, then whip with a fork for 30 seconds. Add mix to pan and constantly stir with a fork for 1 minute.

[MaryTheresa1986]

I like apples

[bribrigirl10]

u cook it on the stove not the oven



[chevroletking247]

hey maybe she was never taught so everyone who says shes stupid with eggs fuck you

[MrThebigdog]

ok honey i love you but you so damn stupid with eggs. turn on the stove spray the pan let it heat up then cook the eggs. ok honey love ya

[tupskarrr]

hahahaha that could've been a chicken lol

[thatbrunette3]

Crack 2-3 eggs into a bowl while heating the pan to medium and whip them the eggs with a fork(until its all mixed and whitish, kinda frothy). Then spray the canola oil and pour the eggs into the pan. take a spatula and push the eggs in a back and forth motion until they start to stick and make scrambled eggs. Salt and they're ready to eat. Dunno if you already figured it out or someone already told you but hope it helps.

[ChaChiEx5]

lmaoo <3 omg i love you chrisss [:

buttttt cooking eggs is sooo easy xDD <3

[Theoneyouwontforgive]

Lol "that could have been a chicken.." lol I love you Chris!

[TheMeghan1228]

Omg my nana is obsessed with like chili peppers and her kitchen is decorated with them too haha

[forsomereasonIhateu]

Cooking eggs in the crackhouse. A fucking living off of grandma tranny cooking in the worst kept kitchen I have ever seen. WIth all of this money why are you living in a shithole? I mean your so popular you should have loads of cash and you shouldnt even have to sponge off of Large Marge. You mean to tell me with all of this popularity you still live in what looks like the set of HeeHaw? Wow and Justine Bieber became popular here why not you?

[monicaelise36]

omg you're not supposed to use metal/steel spactulas on pans! it scratches them! use plastic silly!

[monicaelise36]

stove* not oven lmao