Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet of Crisps Season 1 Episode 1 Part 1

[realityfusion]

Numberwang!!

[SabbateanFrankists]

this sure is crappier than When the Whistle Blows

[LiamJaco]

i like s1,2,3,4,5 & 6 because it went down hill when series 7 started

[bobdole57]

Not funny. 

[hellomynameismercy]

the newest ones are quite rubbish.. only 2 of the original cast is in it every one else has done one. and that gay bar tender is fucking does my head in..

[sevensilver1]

I used to watch this trash at 11pm before school

[CRACKED56]

I hope theres a series 10

[liquidlunchuk]

If you like 2 Pints, you might like Liquid Lunch, a new 6-part webcom about two guys who regularly meet in the pub to break up the monotony of their working day but when they realise life is passing them by, they decide to do something about it. 2 minute episodes!

[PlushBuddie]

is this the first ever episode of it

[hellomynameismercy]

@PlushBuddie yea

[poppysmith11]

ive just had a shit and apparently you dont flush no more, you scoop it up and send it to bbc3? address please mister

[j03hill16]

this was top quality british comedy but when johnny left it went really bad and no janet and louise have left its absoloutley terrible

[janetrainer1002]

We need Johnny back please!!!!!! Johnny & Gaz woohoo!!!!

[midlandskids]

this show is crap now it back on the 9th session is crap with out janet and louise

[auadioandybaker]

@midlandskids the new season is actually quite good tbf

[timcon4]

Thankyou soooo much for uploading these, i realy love them.

[AuroraWhispers]

Back when it was good. :(

[75tim192l4]

Whats the song at the start?

[poopseks]

laugh tracks RUIN SHOWS.

[twilighter4356]

when did this air ????

[xBenzi]

@twilighter4356 2001

[JenniferAndRuby]

@twilighter4356

2001

[mckyle9]

this was the worst tv show ever

[StardustD87]

wtf is wrong with this video, wont let me put it full screen >___________<

[MissPinkySparkles]

@StardustD87 :s it did for me, maybe your connection was playing up? xox

[SunsetRainbow27]

i love donna's mum :D

[Rowan07001484]

Donna's mum is brilliant. "What is it then. do ya just repel men..." heheheh

[CrazyKrazyMind]

they don't make em like this anymore!

[TVCriticAmy]

Love it!!! x

[unholylight23]

i always loved donna's mum i two pints :D

[smithk502]

The girl crying gave me a boner

[MrsGreenDay123]

Louise at 8:28 haha makes me laugh!!

"aaaaaa"

<3 Two pints is amazingg

[MrsGreenDay123]

Two pints is AWESOME!!!

Johnny iss one funny guy

[shugopower5]

DX they shoodn't of too kthis off tv

[apowers207]

my only concern is - why do you care how people sound when they speak? is it really that big of a deal? i think you are all ignorant to be honest. and whoever just said

'english n irish sitcoms r so much better. they r intelligent n twisted' supports my concern.

[IngaFrid]

What's the name of the theme song? :)

[dahumantorch13]

@IngaFrid Two Pints of Lager theme tune??

[Curtis3321]

iv met these, i use to live in widness, just across the bridge i met them when they was filming the horror one :)

[principearabias]

This kind of humour is not very British. It is simple, direct, with no irony or sarcasm whatsoever. Basically, it is an emulation of American humour, which is not interesting at all. British humour can do better than this. Oh, and the forced laughs on the background are really annoying.

[Eirinn967]

@principearabias they do it in front of an audience.

[sailgirl13]

@principearabias

im happy that im not the only one who feels like that, that it was american style, everyone is pretty, slim, the humour is simple.

it is a pity that english copies the american humour wise. english n irish sitcoms r so much better. they r intelligent n twisted. royle family is heaps better.

[principearabias]

@sailgirl13 Agreed. Happy New Year :-)

[Rowan07001484]

@principearabias

this is bugger all llike american humour.

[Rowan07001484]

@principearabias

if you don't like the show what are you doing watching it in the first place.

this is based on the writer's lifestyle in her early 20's. and isn't based on American humour. it's nothing like it.

[iambadatusermanes]

@principearabias

Haha, I like British and American humour. But I guess thats because i'm 1/2 British and 1/2 American. :)

[Jasperseyes]

people from down south don't get this show but then they wouldn't be able to survive anywhere outside of London

[Lee7559]

@Jasperseyes Not everyone in the south lives in London mate.

My youth was similar to this show, I spent a lot of time in the pub and messing around with my mates doing all kinds of silly stuff and I lived in a town with only a few thousand people.

I bet youre a notherner that lives in London now and your emabrrased about it. Ha Ha

[booboo2sexi]

blood ? pfffftttt ya fkin skank grow up

[Lissiee15]

I love sheridan smith! :) x

[trigga1uk]

There are numerous mysteries in the world - the loch ness monster, the fate or the city of atlantis and why the f**k this show is constantly recommisioned.

[1andrewman1]

english accents on the tv dont bother me but when i hear it in person it annoys me

[RiiGGeRz]

@1andrewman1 thats because the northern accent doesnt sound as gay and annoying as the southern stereotypical accent :P

[healer1940]

@1andrewman1

THATS NO FAIR TO US!

Theres loads of accents in england, Scousers, mancs, cockneys.

[EbsNhexz]

@1andrewman1 Like the other guy said, this is a northern accent. Probably the closest to how the origional anglo saxons used to speak =D. Im guessing your american, how did you find out about Two Pints?

[nigelharman18]

I loved 2 pints until Johnny left and they started changing the whole show around. It's no longer 2 pints so why bother bringing it back. When johnny died coz of a SHARK ATTACK (yes a shark attack) i lost interest the writing is just plain silly, it wasn't so much b4. I liked its sillyness but not to the point that it becomes so unreal its stupid

[dialchemy]

How does this programme keep managing to get recommissioned? Although i haven't seen it on for a while.......fingers crossed.

[addziboi2]

lmao fantastic program so funny

[buttlord123]

lol'd at all the talk about who's accent is more annoying. I'm from Florida and I like British accents. There is one accent that makes me want to vomit. New Jersey accent, I watched 5 mins of that Jersey Shore and I wanted to smash the fuckin TV

[thestig20101]

gaz is cool becouse he i just like me

[benymen10]

@thestig20101 lies

[benymen10]

@thestig20101 your choice to remove yer comment says enough

[look3rman]

WHAT DIALECT IS THIS ?? I know it is the way People in the UK speak but I mean is this London dialcet or what ??

Thanks in advance. Great sitcom by the way although I have trouble sometimes to understand what they are saying (dialect issue)

[Lee7559]

@look3rman No my friend this is not a London accent, this is from the north of England.

[ADwarfIsMe4EVA]

your talking rubbish

I love the programe

[moonmatter]

based on the liver birds. what a load of shite! "ooooh me an me boyfriend arn't getting on too well!!!! crap

[wolfslaye99]

lol your all wrong, the anglos, saxons and romans. created the english language. and over the last 5 or 6 centuries, different variants of english came about. so no, the "english" didn't create the snglish language, because the english didn't exist, it was invading parties that made what is english today.

[UK5098]

@wolfslaye99 A typical 'know all know nothing' go back to school idiot.

[andrew8833]

@wolfslaye99 Thats fair to say but its based heavily on Latin.

[Lee7559]

@wolfslaye99 You are american aren't you ?

[gazisme2007]

who cares who talks what lol

[Mrobrien35]

i seen this being filmed a few weeks ago so it should be coming on soon

[darkolin]

@gazisme2007 I agree. 

[Thunderlight88]

Lol I love two pintes and im 10

[MrSyrett]

This programme is total wank

[windchimex]

I was going to upload these, but you've already done it so cool :)

[ploppybum]

anyone noticed how much higher Janets voice is in the newer seasons compared to these older one? probz cos she doesnt smoke anymore like. anyways thanks for posting these, the old seasons were the better ones in my opinion, they should be played more on TV

[becalou]

@ploppybum I think all the characters voices have changed over time and seasons..Sheridan genrally has a bit of a squeeky voice..Just think it's them developing their characters

[CornishPixieChick]

"yes, ofcourse its always impressive to men when a womans skill lies in crapping" lol!

I miss johnny

[vacherno3]

lol was much better when johnny was in

[uthikoloshe]

I lived in Zimbabwe. UK is far better :)

[kissingrude07]

utter utter shit show.

[archiebunkerville]

what sort of accent is that? so annoying

why cant english people talk normal like americans?

[CornishPixieChick]

are you serious? i'd rather listen to nails being dragged down a blackboard than listen to people from new york speaking

[archiebunkerville]

no actually i am but of course it subjective

i actually love the way new yorkers talk

new yorkers are HARD as nails

and the accent to an american denotes

being tough, i like irish accents i think because, americans are almost programed from birth to like the irish

shit on st patricks day they dye the fecking chicago river GREEN, i even like french accents but i think thats because of pepe le pu

[darkolin]

@CornishPixieChick your thinking of New Jersey...they sound horrible.

[eiresmif35]

@CornishPixieChick Is it really that bad?

[missymother]

actually, the Americans toom the English language from the English long ago when as CRMINALS from English were shipped off to the American lands. So if anything, you are the ones that talk wierd!

[archiebunkerville]

wast that australia? my grandfather learned english at school

no one in my family spoke this dredful language as a mothe rtongue krimey even dutch sounds sexiier..i like the way french sounds pity i cant speak it

[vacherno3]

@archiebunkerville your surely joking? each state has a different accent. I would rather be a scouser or a geordie anyday of the week then some fucking southern hick. Accents define the english

[archiebunkerville]

southern accents annoy me terribly

but i speak mid western english

and its the same all over the midwest which is HUGE huge

it is commonly known as having NO accent, for 100s of millions and is

considered by academics and experts as PROPER american English or just proper american since it IS our language now

sh*t we bought and paid for it thousand times over, this isnt an opinion btw ask a linguist an expert. they TEACH newscasters to speak mid western

because it is considered

proper

[uthikoloshe]

@archiebunkerville Who cares :) just read the F*king news already

[archiebunkerville]

Britian becomes sick man of europe once again

French economy exceeds british in Gross domestic product and gnp per capita..

ha! the french economy is outdoing you!

that will teach you to go neo liberal!

[uthikoloshe]

@archiebunkerville yeah maybed. I like my 4 day week and 7 weeks holiday a year.

[archiebunkerville]

All data are in United States dollars./International Monetary Fund (2008 Rank Country US$ 1 Luxembourg 113,044 2 Norway 94,387 4 Switzerland 68,433 5 Denmark 62,097 6 Ireland 60,510 8 Iceland 53,058 9 Netherlands 52,500 10 Sweden 52,181 11 Finland 51,588 13 United States 47,440 15 Australia 46,824 16 France 46,037 18 Canada 45,085 19 Germany 44,729 20 United Kingdom 43,734

[archiebunkerville]

i get SOOOOOO sick of everyone

ragging on the French

they made the top ten in the human development index

they MUST be doing something right!

[archiebunkerville]

The HDI combines three dimensions:

Life expectancy at birth, as an index of population health and longevity

Knowledge and education, as measured by the adult literacy rate (with two-thirds weighting) and the combined primary, secondary, and tertiary gross enrollment ratio (with one-third weighting).

Standard of living, as measured by the natural logarithm of gross domestic product per capita at purchasing power parity.

[archiebunkerville]

The 2009 report was released on October 5, 2009, and covers the period up to 2007. It was titled "Overcoming barriers: Human mobility and development". The top countries by HDI were grouped in a new category called "Very High Human Development". The report refers to these countries as "developed countries". They are

[archiebunkerville]

Spain 0.955 (▬) Denmark 0.955 (▼ 2) Belgium 0.953 (▬) Italy 0.951 (▲ 1) Liechtenstein 0.951 (▼ 1) New Zealand 0.950 (▬) United Kingdom 0.947 (▬)

news flash life is easier and better for

the french than it is for the american or brits because of their evil socialist ways

;D

[StoobieM]

@archiebunkerville just a shame they'll still be shit at wars and stink of shit

[jay1967007]

WELL said mate!!

[missymother]

Actually, the English language belongs the the ENGLISH from England, not America or any other country. People should know what they are talking about before writing here

[windchimex]

England didn't create the language, 'Britain' and France did.

[oDannyMitchello]

.....Britain = England.

[windchimex]

There is more than one country in Britain

[oDannyMitchello]

Sorry, forgot everyone on youtube were picky cunts. England is IN britain.

[windchimex]

@oDannyMitchello Beast!

[oDannyMitchello]

@windchimex Haha, Long time no troll!

[oDannyMitchello]

And i think youll find england invented the ENGLISH language, and then the other countries speak variants.

[windchimex]

LOL you couldn't be more wrong! you are the one assuming things, not other people, do your research, ..fool!

[oDannyMitchello]

I dont need to, troll.

[windchimex]

yes you do, fiend!

[missymother]

I like this, you are right, the English DID make the English language and YES there are other countries in BRITAIN but they have their OWN languages, the Welsh speak Welsh, the Irish have the Irish language (even if most don't use it) and the Scotish as well). Britain didn't make the English language, England did and no other country.

[andrew8833]

@missymother I think you mean Gaelic for the Irish and the Scottish.

[Paperclown]

@missymother: you don't know what you're talking about. The english language is a combination of latin and spanish when the Roman empire pushed out the welsh and celts from their land. The language Britons speak is from Italy when they moved into the island.

Britons don't even know how to pronounce the words.. teef = teeth ? free = three ? birfday = birthday ?

missymother: anyway who cares, you are a retard.

[watchtheskies]

@Paperclown your history is way off, the original British (Britons) were pushed west by the Roman invasion into what is now Wales,

the English (Anglish, Anglo Saxons) came from southern Denmark and northern Germany and settled in East Anglia at least 100 years after the Romans had already left, they then expanded westward to create Angleland now England,

modern English has a base in the Anglo Saxon and many other languages including Persian, Indian, French, latin etc

[rowers1111]

@missymother so what do americans and aussies etc speak?

[AngelBiLove]

@rowers1111 english since they are colonies from england? waw are you really so ignorant?

[rowers1111]

@AngelBiLove i was saying that the fucking enlish language isn't just for the english FFS you ignoranous

[Probablyacowtbh]

@missymother So, where do the krauts fit in?

[hypersuperultrahaku]

@archiebunkerville

Cause Americans don't speak normal. There is no normal. Lol.

To English people, American accents are really weird, and pretty annoying.

[andrew8833]

@hypersuperultrahaku The accent that really winds me up lol is the LA one, that's just got to be the most annoying accent ever!

I love how the US think we give a shit about them but we dont, we just love laughing when they fuck up big time lol and think no other nation notices, cant wait for their next one though PML.

[hypersuperultrahaku]

@andrew8833 Yeah, the accent makes me feel like ripping my hair out. x)

[andrew8833]

@hypersuperultrahaku Is it just me or does everyone think that the accent they have in LA sounds dead patronising?

LOL

[danpayne118]

gaz and the black bird are the funniest characters ever

[ejbenny1]

cheers for posting, love this episode (=

[DjGodzz]

any1 no any links 2 season 3 or 4

[fomiz]

never would have thought this would have gone 8 seasons. the actress that plays donna has kept her amazingly sexy good looks. still looks like she did when she was 19.

[babynicz07]

dus anyone else watch from beginnin 2 end of all these or is it justg sad me k

[dudeofmeh]

i do lol

[chrisdee2k8]

nice 1 mate, keep uploadin;)

[vixsere]

thanks for uploadin