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  • @junkintrunk55 I would have cut it's penis off with a pair of snips, then see if it wanted to suck it.

    We fed my neighbors "pet" monkey to my python when she went to a " Girls week in Vegas" Her boyfriend pulled out it's teeth, cut it hands off and we watched my snake eat it. My only regret is that I didn't tape it.

    I hate no animal except a monkey. I want to microwave one, or put it in an oven and see how long it last.

  • I fucking hate monkeys now. I used to have one when I was 7 years old. That damn monkey sucked its own penis all day long. Especially when he's near women. I'm dead serious my monkey is that nasty..!

  • looks like their swimming in pea soup...

  • I had a monkey and I wished it could swim. It took me a year until I finally trained it. He and I went on a vacation to the beach and got into an argument.  He took my wife and they swam away to Monkey Island where they now own a banana bread concession.

  • swimming monkeys seem a little sureal at first but if they can drink from a can of tango, i spose swimming's a doddle

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