When I was in Vietnam we used these damm things as targers. Hitting them when their mating was the most fun, followed by hitting the babys next to the mamas, the babys would just explode, then the mamas would be looking all over for it.
I really miss killing these vermin, the only use for them outside as targets that I have found is snake food.
@junkintrunk55 I would have cut it's penis off with a pair of snips, then see if it wanted to suck it.
We fed my neighbors "pet" monkey to my python when she went to a " Girls week in Vegas" Her boyfriend pulled out it's teeth, cut it hands off and we watched my snake eat it. My only regret is that I didn't tape it.
I hate no animal except a monkey. I want to microwave one, or put it in an oven and see how long it last.
I fucking hate monkeys now. I used to have one when I was 7 years old. That damn monkey sucked its own penis all day long. Especially when he's near women. I'm dead serious my monkey is that nasty..!
I had a monkey and I wished it could swim. It took me a year until I finally trained it. He and I went on a vacation to the beach and got into an argument. He took my wife and they swam away to Monkey Island where they now own a banana bread concession.
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When I was in Vietnam we used these damm things as targers. Hitting them when their mating was the most fun, followed by hitting the babys next to the mamas, the babys would just explode, then the mamas would be looking all over for it.
I really miss killing these vermin, the only use for them outside as targets that I have found is snake food.
junkintrunk55 1 year ago
@junkintrunk55 I would have cut it's penis off with a pair of snips, then see if it wanted to suck it.
We fed my neighbors "pet" monkey to my python when she went to a " Girls week in Vegas" Her boyfriend pulled out it's teeth, cut it hands off and we watched my snake eat it. My only regret is that I didn't tape it.
I hate no animal except a monkey. I want to microwave one, or put it in an oven and see how long it last.
junkintrunk55 1 year ago
I fucking hate monkeys now. I used to have one when I was 7 years old. That damn monkey sucked its own penis all day long. Especially when he's near women. I'm dead serious my monkey is that nasty..!
quysweat 3 years ago
looks like their swimming in pea soup...
surenoonehasthisname 4 years ago
I had a monkey and I wished it could swim. It took me a year until I finally trained it. He and I went on a vacation to the beach and got into an argument. He took my wife and they swam away to Monkey Island where they now own a banana bread concession.
Laexpat 4 years ago
swimming monkeys seem a little sureal at first but if they can drink from a can of tango, i spose swimming's a doddle
lombardirect 5 years ago