Death By Tea Cup

[cjgamer1234beast]

it would be a black guy

[Curunen]

Kai Leng eat your heart out.

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

@Curunen

Tee-hee!

[kevynspeed]

-'I'll kill you with my tea cup'

LIKE A GENTLEMAN

[iLiveonBespin]

They should sell a Riddick tea set. No one would mess with you.

[TheWrathfulHippie]

Now, I could be wrong, but... that's a tin mug. A teacup is generally ceramic. Not complaining, this is a more impressive feat.

[TheElleLyn]

@TheWrathfulHippie Don't worry, he could kill you with a china teacup just as easily.

[TheWrathfulHippie]

@TheElleLyn Oh, of that I have no doubt. China can have sharp edges. XD

[NoraRaptors]

I liked that he put the little can opener tab on that rock next. 

[InsanityRenaissance]

Because only the bad-ass drink tea.

[3m3n3m3nly]

OMG...Lol... i LOVED this scene lol :)

[iwtie]

but who is the better killer is my favorite game

[Boxghost102]

3 people were killed with a tea cup

[FerretJohn]

best part of a terrible movie

[gniblack]

Tea party at Riddick's!

[Dioskrosey]

Damn Riddick you scaryyyyy.

[FatherTuck]

Riddick - badest of the bad

[AresimSoto]

"Damn, why didn't I think of that?"

Because you're not Vin Diesel, bitch.

[ZENUDIE]

the tea cup is mightier than the sword

[greshxxxx]

@ZENUDIE in this case a knife

[kevynspeed]

@ZENUDIE very gentlemen like *mono-cular*

[TheCosmicStarmen]

Always wondered what he would have done with that key;P

[Bek359]

@TheCosmicStarmen Personally I think it would have been similar to the Joker's pencil trick. Quickest, most obvious way, anyway.

[Ouroburos14]

@Bek359 And probably one of the funniest scenes in Batman history. Can't forget to mention that! :D

[donovan3955]

@Bek359 Overrated, dry humor

[TheCosmicStarmen]

God gave Vin Diesel his voice

[chris978820]

my fav scene in the movie

[gmaf34]

3 people cant kill someone with there tea cup

[idiot1jerk2face3]

aww man I realy wanted to see how he would have killed someone with that pin. :(

[consmos]

Death by Teabag :D

[Morrussian]

@gothicyaoifangirl98 Pitch Black was before Chronicles of Riddick, that's how he knew the Muslim in the beginning of Riddick, and why he was looking for the girl

[TheDeadGunslinger]

Lol Tea cups, cork openers, door handles. Is there anything riddick CAN'T kill with?? XD

[SgtVin]

@TheDeadGunslinger well, in dark athena he turned a 6 year old girl into a killer, thats how badass he is.

[darkcylander]

he should kill them with a dildo, worst death ever!!!

[jecmnesm2]

Damn! I wanted to see how he would kill the other two...

[dragonstar2011]

I like how it takes a second for the dead guy to drop the knife, it's like he was killed so fast he didn't know he was dead until he hit the ground. LOL!

[randomdude416]

I'd run to

[gothicyaoifangirl98]

DEATH BY TEACUP! lol

[Totiex15]

I love how she smiles & giggles a bit after telling the guy "I'll kill you with me tea cup". Cause she knows he can! Lol

[jerico36024]

cold steel recon tanto vs tea cup, this fight was a fluke. lol

[Carthsting]

I'll kill you with this nothing.

[antwoordninja]

they REALLY should have made more movies. i hated the ending to this one. why make a bad ass killer on the run a king of a huge army that kills entire planets?

[gothicyaoifangirl98]

@antwoordninja you do know theres another movie to to the chronicles of ridick called Pitch Black right?

[TheTeamImpetuous]

@gothicyaoifangirl98 You're username is very embarrassing.

[gothicyaoifangirl98]

@TheTeamImpetuous how so

[WVMarkyVW]

@gothicyaoifangirl98 I love you username though im not a girl but i love yaoi ^^

[gothicyaoifangirl98]

@WVMarkyVW thnx ( YAOI RULES XD)

[backdrop04]

HEY WTF at 0:57 when he stabs him with a teacup did u remove the bone crunching or flesh biting sound.... cuz u seriously lost some the effect

[RaustBD]

tea cup... or carrot? I can't tell which kill is better

[tdylan]

I hate how this movie made the Riddick character "all bad ass, all the time." Almost every scene was "Oh, I get it. No matter what happens, Riddick's always in complete control." Captured? He's "letting them drive him." Beast attack? "It's an animal thing." Bad guy taking your soul? You're the only person strong willed enough to stop him. In fact, it was all destiny because he killed your entire race. "Furions?" Really? Should have just called them "Badassions" and not try to be subtle about it.

[MentholVampir]

OMG his voice *_*

[Skates2much]

People get stabbed by sharp objects all the time, how did the teacup kill that brotha so quick?

[bunneybeast]

I dont care if he put a flower beside him. 'I'l kill you with this flower' Idk how hes gona do it but fuck it im off!!

[CRUZEIROFUTBOLCLUBE]

Vin diesel's voice is damn awesome xd

[Navida612]

1:25 best part ever

[LittleBloodyFairy]

0:36...Alright everybody, together now... "I'll kill you with my tea cup"

[masterofrandom16]

I really want to know what he intended to do with that pin...

[6Qubed]

@masterofrandom16 Perhaps he was gonna show them a magic trick?

[grimly68]

@masterofrandom16 lets see... he just killed a man with a teacup that was just sitting on the rock he put the pin on. clearly, he was gonna commit some major badassery with it, but i dont know how.

[Lukx45]

-'What happens when we don't just...run away...? You'll kill us...with a sup cup? hahhaaha'

-'Tea actualy'

-'Wha's that?'

-'I'll kill you with my tea cup'

1 OF THE BEST BAD ASS KILL LINES =D

[makemap]

I bet those guys are like, "Oh shit that's for the eyes, lets leave."

[EvanescenceFan1996]

i watched this movie today, it's amazing. [:

i wish they didn't kill of Kiera at the end though, I loved her. :[

[soulweaponry]

I feel like the only person that liked this movie sometimes

[TheRevanchists]

@soulweaponry You are not alone friend...I love all three movies.

[bongoboyj]

lol

[PromiserOfDeath]

Death by Tea Cup #FTW

[OldEmixX]

Vin Diesel has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a small box.

[jweezy5000]

chuck norris wouldn't have to break the cup

[snoookie456]

@jweezy5000 Chuck Norris wouldn't need a cup :D

[KatarnandKanos]

really more of a tea MUG...

[subvertcheck]

pussy ran away, i wanted to see him git killed with that paint lid opener or w/e

[trainhoboVEGAS]

it is said in his biography that he did kill someone by shoving his thumb through someones skull.

[Beakle]

Riddick is so goddamn badass :P

[darkcylander]

@Beakle vin diesel is possibly the manliest man in the world

[stephanienyc1]

Also what helps kill the guy is the fact that Riddick TWISTS the cup as he sticks it in his belly. So....split metal "blades" twisting around your body. It's seriously gonna chew your insides up.

[AlienMagi]

@stephanienyc1 I think riddick stuck the cup in his chest in fact

[stephanienyc1]

@AlienMagi you're right. still. you see what i mean about him twisting the cup. that fucked up the guy even more.

[AlienMagi]

@stephanienyc1 Yeah I know. I agree with you on everything else.

Also, it took you more than a month to reply xD

[FlammieLL]

Chuck Norris would've been the first person to kill someone with a teacup, unfortunately, he drinks coffee!

[attguy98]

love this scene

[13Warheart]

now how the hell did he do that o.0

[Kskage]

@13Warheart First he Broke the cup on the rocks to make it sharp, then he shoved it into his chest, if the guy didnt die, he would be in some serious pain

Also :3 theres an error in this scene, when she pick up the teacup its clearly Whole, while when Riddick Shoved it in, it was broken

[chapacoka]

@Kskage Simple. Riddick fixed it when he twisted it in the guy's chest because he's just that awesome.

[sbentjies]

@Kskage You can't really see-it doesn't look smooth on the lip, could be split. Only the edges were split, enough to create a sharp edge

[Goynes42]

Moral: If a guy says he will kill you with a teacup, that probably means he can. Back up.

[Mysterio467]

I love the placing of the pin afterwards, good shit lol

[michaelpapa2]

OH NO A CAN OPENER

[ayebraine]

@michaelpapa2 GET IN THE CAR

[michaelpapa2]

@ayebraine ????? fast and furious reference?

[ayebraine]

@michaelpapa2 look up JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! on Encyclopedia Dramatica

[1donutatday]

is it just me, or does the girl look like Micheal Jackson... just slightly

[s14asr20det]

@1donutatday Hahaha. I see what you're saying. Just slightly.

[deniskamu]

Ты что перегрелся или в каком-то своём мире живешь, и что будет если мы не уберёмся отсюда. Ты нас убьёшь ? Кружкой с супом, да ? Кружкой с чаем. Что сказал ? Я сказал, кружка с чаем. Пока заключенный будет числиться в тюрьме, никто не узнает что он подох. Бум бам, а-а-а.

[deniskamu]

@deniskamu

Так перевели этот фильм на русский язык.

[SevenIHL]

Riddik can kill you with a dandelion

[inthaniak]

tea cups don't kill people! riddick does :)

[mechaelite]

I can imagine how could he kill someone of them with the key...

[Imajinx1001]

i want his sunglasses

[videogamer314]

So....fucking....EPIC!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Bahi2025]

I bet Riddick could've killed him using a fingernail.

[tivo596]

Awesome!

[trainhoboVEGAS]

being stabbed by a teacup is like being stabbed by a large steam people to him....

[SiochainGra]

Wot the fuck was he gonna do with the pin!!??

[allie12346]

@SiochainGra maybe with the pin he might shove it into there skulls or something

i wouldnt doubt it, that dude is bad ass

[SiochainGra]

@allie12346 yeah sounds like somethin he cud do.

[number3665]

@SiochainGra stab em in the jugular

[SulliMike241]

@ddredeve Let's see, you could stuff it down someone's throat and make 'em choke to death. You could strangle them with the string, if it's strong enough. Like I said, anything can be a lethal weapon.

[JoshJamesification]

That chick looks like Michael Jackson

[Thehmongboylee]

i wanna see the part before this when they were body searching her

[bakkus1985]

He learned that move from Chuck Norris During the Vietnam war

[elronman]

its tea time....

BEYATCH

[0prosthetics0]

fucking brilliant!

[cyberyanmar]

that's badass!

i imagined he doing the same thing but using an apple instead of a cup

[llwang]

Is the tea cup better than the spoon? I can't tell.

[rinimoon100]

im goin 2 kill u wit my tea cup. classic, NOW i can tell my friends it CAN be done'

[mysticfrog36]

Woot. My favorite scene.

[NEMESIS1999]

@mysticfrog36

Seems this time Anatoli's nose was wrong he didnt smell the problem.

[vguyver2]

thi is the censored version too. The original had a much more grewsome... err chunky look to it.

[Beakle]

i LOVE it when he picks up that needle and place it at the ledge after killing this guy with a soup..ehh TEA cup xDDDD

[lapere]

nice!

[mattoo77]

I didnt come here to play usubuh

[Zadaxean]

isn't that an old sardine can key?

[scarabmango]

Pretty sure that's what it is. I'm sure Riddick could give somebody a lobotomy with that thing.

[Krogoth04]

its so funny when he picks up that small metal piece and the guys run away XD

[scarabmango]

Did he snap somebody's neck for a bag of Lipton?

[8159173]

ill kill you with a bag of pretzels

[coolfreaks911]

scene is soo badass.

[TwilightAlchemistX16]

Death by teacup.

Good a way to go as any, I suppose.

Although...

Somehow Riddick doing it makes it extra special.

I mean, seriously. Can you imagine the epitaph for that??

"Herin lies Jonothan Curtis. Cancer would've got him, but Linden got him first."

[MO77H3W]

awesome and the he jsut puts the pin down on the rock, imagine if he killed another one then he put a tiny bit of grit on the rock :O

[Mirdala]

"It's tea actually", love that line, giving riddick a refined side. Hell, what-do-you-know, Riddick drinks tea!

[bignatr]

amazing

[XaYdEK]

This and the scene with "It's an animal thing" are pure genius ...

[hahayouknowme33]

is there a video for "its an animal thing"" ive been looking forever??????

[trineersmuk]

@hahayouknowme33 what about watch the movie?

[hahayouknowme33]

stupid statement i wouold have already scene the movie to know that scene, but ur just a trole

[trineersmuk]

@hahayouknowme33 then go watch it? how big can da problem be? and if u didnt know, well u dont, then i am a human

[ltzLuuk]

@XaYdEK

the scene with riddick spinning a dagger around his hand and saying: "i think it's a half gram heavy on the back side" is genius too xD

[roabear]

I kill you with coffie cup i made that one up

[Metro879]

Great Scene! :)

[Catkid906]

This is My favourite part of this bad movie.

[chrionimorcom]

lol... this was my favorite part of the movie... ps (toneai2007) no i wonder as well... but u think riddick would be like a coffee guy... yes, riddick is the BEST!!!

[cajnopecivo]

it was a magic teacup

[Toneai2007]

Am I the only one who actually wonders, where the hell did he got the tea?

[silverdragon9]

I'm wondering that too, still funny as shit though.

[BeeAre34]

why do all cool clips are disabled (embed)

[thadbaxter]

riddick could probably kill someone with a plastic spoon...awesome

[SeanConnery9000]

Yeah, he's pretty badass but Jason Bourne would pwn him

[WTFBBQKTHXBYE]

To quote Cox, "Wrong, wrong, wrong wrong, wrong wrong wrong wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!

[SeanConnery9000]

To Quote Dirty Harry:

"Opinions are like Assholes, everybody has one!"

[SeanConnery9000]

Because of the shitty copyright issues

[BeeAre34]

lol

[pie0rules]

this is my second favorite scene from the movie, my favorite is where riddick is petting the animal thing in crematoria, then it turns around and lunges at the other guy when its walking away. 'its an animal thing...' epic

[UFGLegend]

fucking owned

[dragon05321]

this video rocks

the riddick cronicles is the best

[terasmeis]

Hey what happen to chuck norris

[pie0rules]

riddick killed him with a leaf =3

[maurotamm]

best part was when he picked up some random junk and put on the rock :D other two just escaped :D

[WTFBBQKTHXBYE]

How very British...

[olenongelma]

omgg..

[Mathyzu]

This is amazing!! i like this scene..

[malmsteen654295]

Amazing!! Such an awsome movie.

[AlexPaincakes]

Vin Diesel is THE SHIT!!!

[Aerba54]

Only someone badass enough like Riddick would pull that off.

[murottaja]

I'll kill you with my teacup. :.DD So awesome : D

[hihiho01]

end funny, Key xd

[mrteeek]

So funny!!!! x

[lillutonboi]

Quote "Imagine the carnage if he was let loose with a sponge finger."

[Musy11399]

I started laughing too. Epic. xD

[deadwood223]

Arghh he's so small in this compared to pitch black, damn Vin, eat more and put back on the size.