How to Stay Awake While Driving

[AnaysiaTheTRex]

When she said "Play road games, with yourself!" I Immediately thought of Forever Alone.

[pokedudewithglasses]

So I should play with myself in the car?

[TheBriggis]

he's driving on route 80 ive seen those signs too many times

[1719Elliott]

chinese have cars they cant even drive well cause of their eyes

[gqn2008]

at 2:00 , i think he's singing "i want my money back " lol

[ourloveistwisted]

A AudioBook would knock me out cold. -_-

[cubsfan01991]

1:49 hey I got that exact same car. a 2002 kia optima lol. shits real good on gas *high five*

[BradtheCrazy]

When I was playing the license plate game, I attempted to read the license and crashed! GUESS WHO'S GETTING THE HOSPITAL BILL!

/sarcasm

[jbkinst]

Gum helps? Did not know! Thanks

[heartlessraza]

Or u can buy a bottle of water , wash ur face and ur eyes 3 timez

[dannydsi3d]

pause at 0:36,The gas station is the howcast on the top right corner.

[DaveWreckingCrew]

How to stay awake while driving? Um... Drink a coffee? Stop driving? Go to sleep? Wow that's genius...

You forgot to say "According to a 1984 study by my middle school students" when mentioning your bullshiiiii statistic.

[roberttreboranita]

half hour nap is way too long............8 minutes is maximum that you should sleep..its a power nap..........after 6 to 8 minutes you will go for hours more without feeling sleepy!

[WowFrits]

Lmao they would have an Asian driving the car.

[CindyCleoChiu]

i almost fell asleep watching this!

[thedude200710]

Step 1: Stop to pick up a hitchhiker

Step 2: Countless hours, maybe even days of fun!

[dfhlvudn]

yeah a "cup" of coffee

[vmanskater]

Moster,MTN dew,Coke,coffee and some hevy mtal with all your windows down = NO SLEEP!!

[DethFan1]

@vmanskater Also equals= UNHEALTHY! :D

[Thegodyou1]

step 1 have two guy tha can drive

[starocean247]

Step 1: No matter what you do, KEEP YOUR DAMN EYES OPEN

[3thsaints]

Just drink some redbull and listen to some techno, that will make you awake!

[TheAwesomeBunny1]

So my friends mom is driving us to see Rango right? She starts jumping up and down and slapping her knees, and I'm like going wtf? I later learn that she often falls asleep behind the wheel because driving makes her sleepy. Good times, good times...

[SkyFlyZz]

Pfft and they say asians cant drive

[glazealotabrass420]

damn that was like a 2 hour pizza.

[ninendowii2000]

any moron who falls asleep at the wheel is a dumbfuck who shouldnt drive at all

[Bestgameplayer10]

You will need: A car

Step 1: Don't close your eyes

Did you know: over 1 million americans don't close their eyes while driving.

[jeff4ever1000]

you will need:

an annoying guy that won't stop talking

[Eazy1026]

9. jack off

10. find a bitch to suck u up

11.pedal to the medal

[glazealotabrass420]

@Eazy1026

that shit is so true. last year in college i had a 30 hour class week. add on a 45 minute commute to campus and you have one tired mofugga. fuck coffee and gum, i found adrenaline to be the best thing to keep me awake. I was speeding, weaving in and out of traffic and i never felt more awake. mind you i've been driving for 8 years with a clean record. coffee does work but only in the EXTREME amounts of dosage. And you can die from too much caffeine. It's called heart arrhythmia.

[akapowdwkpokq]

if u took with some 1 u will never sleep

[therealandycook]

You will need,

A nap.

[altima1fuga2]

just look at that guy singing when he turns on the music, how horrible! I bet he sings very badly.

[maplecookie66]

no wonder my dad always comes home with a cup of coffee (he works at night)

[spartant22]

He seems disappointed with his tip, well when you take a fucking nap!

[soulrisk1010]

HORRIBLE video, don't fucking tell people to try and stay up while driving!

[Concordemoment]

this vid was posted on a leap day

[iSerraTV]

Asian's cant drive!!!

im japanese. im not racist

[XxlostmycupcakexX]

@iSerraTV yes u are im Chinese and my dad me my sis my brother and hole wack of other ppls can drive

[GlowStickRaver66]

Dude every time i see someone sleeping in their car I think they are dead and stair at them.

[xLunatiCXz]

Step 1 : Switch on the radio and listen to Friday by Rebecca Black.

Step 2 : Pay attention to when she says '7 am waking up in the morning'

Step 3 : All sleepiness will be replaced with anger and disgust.

[masakamoon]

My dad kept falling asleep tonight on the road. It was really scary. I was the only one in the car and I kept making loud noises to wake him up but he was still sleepy...he also kept forgetting where he was. >.< He drives like this often I think, when he's coming back late at night. I hope gum really does help...I'm also off to find some kind of buzzer maybe.

[austinjynx]

Step one: LISTEN TO SLIPKNOT!!!

[Mickeychiz911]

Wait a second... I thought books were a traditional way to help you fall asleep...

[ShiiteMusic]

Step 1: Listen to dubstep.

[BestionkDooley1]

"Caffeine boosts your reaction time" I don't think so. It DIMINISHES your reaction time, i.e., the time between event and response to it is decreased. Now that wasn't hard, was it?

[ekhael]

why am i even watching this?im 11...

[bigmojobisho]

@ekhael same here lol

[ekhael]

@bigmojobisho haha.but Howcast is entertaining.even if it is nonsense :)

[Stolemyusename]

Step one: Get Mr. Bean

Step two: There isn't one :D

[harleymillieshow]

My dad fell asleep while driving he got in a terrible reck it was on the news in 2006 or 2007

[iamthedragonslayer]

whoa! an asian on howcast!!

[the09conradz]

doesn't singing to your favorite songs distract you from focusing on the road?

[Riveramaya123]

stay awake but he sleep for half an hour

[jillstillrules169]

i wudnt be pulling over anywhere!

people do dangerous scary shit everyday.

[MiiSSxGiiGGL3Z]

bad pizza guy!

[hallbright]

thank you im allways falling asleep

[incze86]

is this working to stay awake while playing Black Ops? :D

[barnabyray11]

okay. the best way to stay awake while driving is a fist... and or a bj... punch urself or get a bj :)

[daviesguns69]

click 0:1 to skip ads

[princedarkus1]

wait wait wait 30 minute nap, YAY I GET MY PIZZA FOR FREE!!

[yeungrulz]

this is fuking racist, tryna say that its hard for asians to stay awake while driving -.-

[DedZero]

lol.. you people say that asians cant drive.. 80% of drivers that get in a crash in hawaii are americans..

[lugiamcg]

juz drive faster

[Happydude123125]

I spy a sign! *Crash*

[MrTommYYZ]

Wait, that guy took a nap when a guy was waiting for his pizza.

[Riveramaya123]

@MrTommYYZ more likely he was delivering the pizza

[MrTommYYZ]

@Riveramaya123 "Wait what?" - Norm Show

Ummm yeah...that is what I said, he was sleeping when he should have been working.

[Riveramaya123]

@MrTommYYZ ohhh ithought you said that the guy driving is waiting for his pizza

[weirdgirl4life]

@MrTommYYZ at what part oof the video?

[weirdgirl4life]

@MrTommYYZ nvm

[dr10638j]

racist video, but that asian dude is good looking !

[jackatube]

This is total BS. If you haven't slept for a long time (20h+) you will feel like you're drunk and your reaction time will be very very slow no matter how much coffee you drink. Every person has something different that helps him stay awake. Some just have a tendency to fall asleep behind the wheel on a long drive, even if they're not tired.

[tjcranetjc]

but, but mommy said book s make u tired?

[risqueclay]

If you are doing long distance driving, keep a bag of Atomic Fire Balls (or any hard candy) in the car. These will wake you up better than coffee and you won't have to stop to use the bathroom. And you can get them cheap at the Dollar Store!

[TheJoshyNetwork]

An asian?

[iOwnRheth]

if u'r tired... get the fck out of the car and take a sleep!!!

[scrambledpenis]

@YapiKredi last week i was driving home from my job at 3 in the morning, without realizing it i fell asleep and woke up 1 second before impact with a tree, i instinctively awoke and swerved out of the way just in time!

[scrambledpenis]

overall these are good tips. was the guy a pizza delivery man?

[marpoq]

i would think an audio book would put a person to sleep faster

[Mini14808]

Smoke ice like cops do:

[techbeast34]

@YapiKredi

Great job, but the problem is you loaded on sugar, not caffeine.

[4284842848]

Did this guy take a 30 min nap while the pizza was getting cold. FUCK SAKE MAN!!

[DearCupcake39]

lol... these tips actually seem good

[bearhaulin120]

100 cups of coffee and 500 cigarettes,lol

[StrongFlipMan]

sleepy asian driver, this isn't going to end well

[rogersvids]

You should always stay in one of the side lanes if you're driving on a highway. I was really tired on the way back from a ski trip in Vermont and every time I started to dose off and drift out of the line, the bump strip on the side of the road woke me up.

[DJBLUEDEMO]

you will need

red bull

meavy metel

and your mom

[songspoofsrofl]

HE TOOK A FUCKIN NAP WHILE DELIVERING MY PIZZA!??!?!

[headshooter44]

when everything doesnt help => eat a habanero or a jalapeno

[Cheesetasetsgood]

haha my mom fell asleep pnce, i woke her up and she was like ahh!! and i was like "your driving": and she was like "o shit"

[tenags0708]

You will need:

$20 Bill (or a larger amount)

Step 1: Roll Down the Window

Step 2: Hold the $20 Bill out the Window

Works every time!

[bartmaster1234]

HE DID ALL OF THAT FRIGIN STUFF TO DELIVER A FRIGIN PIZZA!?!?!

[ocliu]

@bartmaster1234

that's why he didn't get a tip

[Argentinaworldcup200]

You will need:

A hooker

A computer

A dvd player that fits in your car.

A sexual movie

Step 1. If ur tired, find a hooker around the street.

Step2. bang her every once in a while to keep you moving!

step 3. open your computer and look up porn.

step 4. pull over at a parking lot and watch the movie.

[KGzII]

step 8: become a pizza delivery guy

[redneck1994]

audio books? really? that shit will put me to sleep faster

[harrygoozee]

put the music on full blast

[dancodered23]

@harrygoozee if u wana become deaf in like 50 years later

[hrmoore41]

how in the hell are you supposed to play "i spy" with yourself??? thats like playing yourself in checkers, wtf?

[dragon4117]

what if its in the middle of the night and my 'wife' is gonna give birth?

[Robstermaniac1000]

So when im tired get a job. Ok

[brandon35335]

or listen to 92.3 all night

[Fenyx6]

an asian couldn't drive long enough to get sleepy, they would have died in a car accident hours ago

[zziper]

step 2 pull over get sleep LOL!!!

[sahil5023]

listen to rap ,,or trance.. ull fly....

[lemurlover71]

Guys, saint nicolaus came and gave me a box of chocolate. my family just went to a x-mas party and returned with goods. (im not catholic, though, but i am christian.)

is it just me, or do other people enjoy eating raw leeks, too?

[sondreixixv]

Take a 30-minute nap? What if i'm not sleepy?

...

Oh, wait...

[SantLfrede]

so he's a pizza delievery guy who is out on the road driving in the middle of the night delivering a pizza, takes a short nap and still gets paid for his delievery time?

[oDTheTruth]

@SantLfrede LOL How fuckin stupid was that? The fuck outta here. Take a 30 minute nap with my pizza, you takin that shit back with you with no money or tip.

[nikef0rlife]

what if im not thirsty ?

[nuttingbounce]

why didnt he just eat the pizza to stay awake

[digifred7]

1:40 Masturbate!!!

[TheClubpenguin8]

@digifred7 hehe very funny

[Sh00t1stAskLater]

that half hour nap may get you a D.W.I.

[kinkyduffy]

Hey! He's not sleepy! He's Asian!

[lilskates3]

lol the first day i got my license i fell asleep behind the wheel and crashed into a hay bail. no harm done.

[babeeshan9]

how to be awake while driving : sleep

[ilovemiddleschoolyah]

How to stay alert: don't drive at night. Step two: get about a day of sleep before a long trip.

[10Dante4]

ahhh just put slipknot on the radio

[MYChemicalLyrics]

how do you take a nap after u just had a coffee??

[GreeceOTOT]

wow, that guy took forever to deliver that pizza, he even took a half an hour nap, wth, that pizza should have been free.

[gwenstefanis1]

what if you don't drink coffee?

[MokkeePokkee]

just open all the windows

[gangster3190]

Hey asians can drift you know

[shriyadit]

i would rather do it other way, take 30min nap and then coffee!

[Jediknight846]

Drink coffee and then sleep? For me that is impossible, especally if I drink enough coffee to have any effect.

[TweniezInYoPocket]

lmao its like he turns on the radio and THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES, WE CARRY OOONN!!!! lmao. he looks like hat dude in that band lol!

[BrightCydes]

he had to be asian???

[sadbutbenji]

keep the windows down in the cold winter when it's like -10 and blast death metal music all out on the stereo

[goldeneye007662]

Or blast the radio

[Ryagan]

You know, you could just pull over into a Wal Mart parking lot or something and just take a little nap... it's better to do that than try to force yoruself to stay awake.

[DANNYteehee]

It's not even safe to take a nap in your car at night lol.

[ththarryaznkid]

oh no a sleepy asian is driving

[BrightCydes]

@ththarryaznkid what's the diffrence

[avrilrox1999]

step 1 )watch two girls 1 cup if possible.

[avrilrox1999]

@avrilrox1999 thats what she said.

[smokey3540]

you will need:

red bull

heavy metal

lots of porn

[scerm]

@smokey3540 lol

[sahil5023]

@smokey3540 porn 4 wat u stupid//

[smokey3540]

porn 4 u 2 watch stupid

[RacoonsAndSeals]

@smokey3540 lol

[xXhotshot55Xx]

i chew gum all day at school but i still sleep

[daSenfgurke]

license plate game lol.... *watching about 2 seconds on a license plate*...*thinking*..."Hey, i know it! This car is from.." CRASH!!! ...shit

[videogamenostalgia]

ask the person in the passenger seat for a blowjob. Research shows that drivers are 150% more effective when porking a hooker

[JordanForPresident01]

@videogamenostalgia That is the best comment I have ever seen on a youtube video. Congrats to you my friend.

[australianicon]

rub butter on your cock and balls and let your dog lick it off or if you are a female slide a meat stick up your pussy and you will never fall asleep or sit on a board placed on your car seat that has nails in the board with the nail heads filed onto sharp points or have a blonde male or female suck your cock or lick you out,or remove the car seat,wind screen,take the tyres of the rims,remove all the doors and have a bomb under your seat to go off if your eyes close .

[torpedoscott]

Meh, just keep your eyes open, it's not hard. Mind you you're American, so I guess that's a difficult task for you.

[pleaseiwanttogohome]

how to be a cunty foreigner:

1. look to American videos and websites for help and advice

2. write comments about how stupid Americans are after seeking their advice

3. just be a cunt in general, it's not hard. Cuz you're foreigner.

[snower5554]

meh just listen to pantera or something

[kenneth0233]

lmao this is epic i feel like doing this

[themantrevor]

Haha he was singing Don Mclean's American Pie

[epicsr]

If you find yourself asking the question "Damn, how am i going to stay awake!" while scootin' down a highway, doing 70 at 3:17 am, after a long hard day at the office and constantly dozing off... Boy, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time!

But... In the rare occasion that it might occur to you... I personally can recommend a bit of AC/DC. /\m/\

[coolakiIlen007]

lol id fall asleep if i drove an automatic for too long :P

[jaspermets]

you should drive if your are tired

[Souran123]

@jaspermets lolz

[rocksquirrels]

If an audiobook is such a good idea to stay awake then why do ppl read books to help themselves fall asleep before bed???

[pf126p]

The problem is that the cops, in their infinite wisdom, will wake you and shoo you along if you stop for a nap. Explain THAT one to me.

[88119966]

just play some Heavy metal music, its impossible to sleep with it playing.

[CriSoldier]

LOL at the poor Asian guy xD

[RapperEater303]

Im that 37%,, its happen Twice and it was scary,, I swear i fell asleep for just a second,, and when i woke up i was so scared it took my sleepyness away

[RapperEater303]

Haha I SWEAR IM NOT RACIST BUT THEY HAVE AN ASIAN DRIVING WHILE TIRED>> AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT ASIAN DRIVERS

[MrJackanthony]

@RapperEater303 No? what the hell do they say about asian drivers? Ive ridden with some fine ones I must say.

[skitmarx]

i stay awake practicing crip walking while sitting down... cuuuuuuhhzz haha

[lol2ph]

ok they would use an asian person for this shiatt

[SpotTheCaper]

i stay awake by looking out for the police

[06109633]

hell yeah ! that's what i do ! :P

[states1996]

STUPID PEOPLE THIS PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED WITH 2 WORDS

RED BULL FTW!!!!

(ftw does not count as a word so dont be dumb and say "he used 3 words")