Schism

[TexasBoi39]

Jared Allen is a complete idiot LMAO! The NFL should mic him up throughout the whole season so we can have something to die laughing to!

[55katiekins]

i effing love this guy :)

[saucebucket23]

so funny

[zcmelak]

the fucking schism is a religious occurance...

[GrainBeltBeer]

probably one of the funniest guys in the NFL

[fabiandon21]

jared allen is epic

[jouvy]

Jared Allen got jokes...cant stop laughing!!!!....

[chaz1292]

I just came in my pants

[littleistfish]

win

[Jeffport]

jared allen the kenny powers of football. He'll get his show. "north bound and down"

[yankeescowboys]

i recorded this on my phone it was so funny that guy is the fucking man

[woodycoat]

the funny thing is an NFL player saying they're abstinent ....shaw-ya right!

[DonaldDuckPotter]

i lol'd when i saw this on sportscenter

[numba27]

I jacked off to this.

[littleistfish]

my hero

[lateralusadam]

Yes!! schism is a Tool song!!!

[homergrand99]

schism is a Tool song!

[jondough83]

I really love this guy, Im striving to grow a mullet like him.

[puma359]

jared allen is hilarious

[TheRundownHeadsUp]

A schism is a botched pull-out that still resorts in herpes.

[fabiandon21]

Jared Allen is the shit

[STPfan007]

i contracted a case of schism in college, it's why i wear the mullet

[jhawkrandy]

I love Jared Allen, I wish he was still with the chefs(damn carl peterson). Fucking class act 100%!!!

[guitardude513]

except when he cheapshots the shit out of people, yeah real class act alright. Ask Matt Schaub.

[millertime6888]

He talked to him at that game after the game and assured him it wasn't a cheap shot. He trys hard everydown and to me it looked like he was tripping or falling down and just trying to get to the QB. He said to Schaub he was sorry and didn't mean to do it. But if you ask me the NFL is already being to overprotective anyways so its not like he wasn't fined for it.