@atomskShadox It's danish comedy. It's a biking team called "team easy on" (sponsored by a condom firm). That guy is a danish singer/comedian who plays a dutch biker
it's crazy how the french can't even speak english x) i speak both so i understood all the video xD well.. understood.. that's a big word cause the dude was speaking gibberish if not speaking english so.. xD anyways :P the girl's pretty though and they guy funny x) but i've never seen cantines serving hot dog sausages and chips like that o.o i can't wait to go to europe xD
@mikkel1940 yeah no sure. but i mean i understood when he spoke english and her french x) but no i don't understand danish at all x) but do you guys really serve hot dog sausages and chips in cantines o.o ?
@RubyBladeAwesome No you idiot.. How the hell did you get it to that? First of all it's danish not dutch, and he doesn't say "pilsje", He's asking for sausage, but he only knows the danish word for it.
I'm from Denmark and I saw this episode on TV, You silly goose!
This clip is from a Danish sketchshow called "Drengene fra Angora" (as you might see in the description). The guy is not Dutch, hes Danish but he plays a roll as half dutch and half danish (in the show). He is saying: "where do you have the pølser", and pølser means sausages in Danish;). The guys name is Simon Kvamm:D
@ThreePipeProblems sigh, he doesn't sound dutch XD @: dutch men sounds more.. blanc :P and i can tell because im dutch XD and humon. i hate you if you drawed the Netherlands like that because of this man :P
lol so humon thought the Dutch look like this? lolz by fat not XD this is one of the layers of the Dutch people we call them sjonnies and anieta's and there aren't so much of them and we make fun of them all the time XDDDDD
btw why is he wearing something of wood around his main body?
@sparket77 I know a Dutchman who told me, that those words, that aren't either danish or english, IS dutch, but just a lot of dutch street names and other random words put together.
soooooo
good
dinmor1233211 1 month ago
I don't know why..But I feel itchy D:
WolfOfTheBeyond 1 month ago
WTF mate
qkwijt 1 month ago
Hva laver alle de her engelske mennesker hahah
LibertyPrimeV1 2 months ago
Holy smokin you gotta be kidding me. That is one good looking woman.
Hun ville jeg likte å møtt på!!
SebSk 2 months ago
I love how dutch people actually think he is dutch . Ha haha !!
Simon Kvamm du er genial i den rolle seriøst.
irregularallover 2 months ago
best. ever. my gosh.
FindersUnite 3 months ago
...dildoes of meat...hilarious!!!
1quirkyblonde 4 months ago
that guy is my best friend XD
IcedCoffeeKitty 4 months ago
question is, why the hell is he using the Danish word for sausage??
wellsey89 5 months ago
Damn it Humon...one day you'll send me to something terrible, wont you?
atomskShadox 5 months ago 20
@atomskShadox It's danish comedy. It's a biking team called "team easy on" (sponsored by a condom firm). That guy is a danish singer/comedian who plays a dutch biker
T0rp8 4 months ago
There is only one thing wrong with this interpretation of the Dutch.
All dutch children actually learn how to swim in elementary school, basically every dutch person knows how to swim so those aids would be useless
ElfishgirlVayla 6 months ago 5
do you have the poelse hahah
thomstopper 6 months ago
DILDOS OF MEAT.
robotrowan 6 months ago 5
Altijd beter dan Britsche toeristen.
nokonoko90 6 months ago 3
The lunch time with the polse
Twink2907 7 months ago
Ge Ni Alt
Twink2907 7 months ago
Upsidaisi
Twink2907 7 months ago 3
pipes of fleisch? Dildos of meat? Shosshish! shossish! (Sausage!)
OldScarsNewHate 7 months ago
Hey mom, the weirdest customer came to me today. Do you think you can help me find a new job? Preferably one without tourists. Please?
AuroraCelest 7 months ago
He's not saying bullshit, he's saying "pølse" (sausage)
nilledepp 8 months ago
"...How can you tell what you know how to say in french.."
Verdens bedste Sætning :D !!!
AdnanCerimagic 8 months ago 2
leave it to humon to send me small dildos of meat.... typical
today273 8 months ago 4
@today273 O__o
mikkel1940 7 months ago
it's crazy how the french can't even speak english x) i speak both so i understood all the video xD well.. understood.. that's a big word cause the dude was speaking gibberish if not speaking english so.. xD anyways :P the girl's pretty though and they guy funny x) but i've never seen cantines serving hot dog sausages and chips like that o.o i can't wait to go to europe xD
ChocoRoxiie 8 months ago
@ChocoRoxiie no, you got to speak danish too if you fully want to understand the video
mikkel1940 7 months ago
@mikkel1940 yeah no sure. but i mean i understood when he spoke english and her french x) but no i don't understand danish at all x) but do you guys really serve hot dog sausages and chips in cantines o.o ?
ChocoRoxiie 7 months ago
@ChocoRoxiie lol I guess the place he usualy eats sausages does! lol
But otherwise, no.
mikkel1940 7 months ago
@mikkel1940 ooh ok xD i've never seen that.
ChocoRoxiie 7 months ago
det er mega sjovt
marcusdkz 9 months ago
At the beginning, it sounds like hes saying "bullshit!" over and over again
squiggleySock123 9 months ago 2
I'm not sure if there is anywhere on the internet I wouldn't let Humon lead me.
CalmBlue 9 months ago 279
@CalmBlue epic hah
MorkLydDarkSound 2 months ago
@CalmBlue you could say that again
WarriorsCatsfun 2 months ago
@CalmBlue I hear ya. :P
simmyjester 2 months ago
dildos of meat omg haha
Voitzify 9 months ago
wat
LauraDeBunbury 9 months ago
Does he mean Frikandel? xD
AAvdH 10 months ago
wow, we actually do sound like that! lolz
dreamingforawhile18 10 months ago
(Y) humon :)
puckay 10 months ago
(Y) humon :)
puckay 10 months ago
lol the Dutch xD
S5ate99lit3e 10 months ago
I think he's saying "pilsje" at the beginning...which is like the Dutch equivalent of saying "brew" (as in beer). Like "Let's have a brew".
RubyBladeAwesome 10 months ago
@RubyBladeAwesome Nope he's saying Pølse, which is the danish word for sausage.
foxdk 9 months ago
@RubyBladeAwesome No you idiot.. How the hell did you get it to that? First of all it's danish not dutch, and he doesn't say "pilsje", He's asking for sausage, but he only knows the danish word for it.
I'm from Denmark and I saw this episode on TV, You silly goose!
TibiaOTarena 9 months ago
that girl is dope ;P
12131AllDay 10 months ago
Small dildos of meat for the eatings :D
naeverdreng 10 months ago 158
who is humon?
mathiaspoulson 11 months ago
@mathiaspoulson go google humoncomics
sussi13 11 months ago 2
At first I thought he was saying bullshit... then I realised he was saying dildos.
MissQuattrone 11 months ago 8
Ahahaha small dildos of meat hahaha
YourCellophaneGirl 11 months ago
HUMON!
youronlinesniper 11 months ago
LOL That girl was like wtf?
AshTheEmpress 11 months ago
ahahahahaha. fucking awesome.
and not just a wonderful dutch stereotype, but a rude pretty french girl as well.
Nabium 11 months ago
HUMON sent me. :)
Popupkille 1 year ago
Who the fuck is this "Humon" guy?
OStryhn 1 year ago
@OStryhn Google Scadinavia and the World
TheWtfStudios 1 year ago
@OStryhn Humon is a girl :)
YourCellophaneGirl 11 months ago
( times as many thumbs up to humon, than comments o.o
Samurai416 1 year ago
Dildo of meat! xD
Chicoptera 1 year ago 3
Humon is the artistic mad woman!
URNemesis108 1 year ago
yep im here becuase of humon
kurox67 1 year ago
oh simon kvamm.......
Missmegp 1 year ago
This clip is from a Danish sketchshow called "Drengene fra Angora" (as you might see in the description). The guy is not Dutch, hes Danish but he plays a roll as half dutch and half danish (in the show). He is saying: "where do you have the pølser", and pølser means sausages in Danish;). The guys name is Simon Kvamm:D
mrfreakout1234 1 year ago 4
@TheHealerShannon I am :D He sounds like he's saying "Do you have the Bullsh*t?"
BlueSugarMaple 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHA, that is a true Dutch.
- Dildoes of meat ! hahahha
- and the ending hahahhahaha, is it me or is he falling in the end? you just hear a BOOM
Kryger1991 1 year ago
@Kryger1991 it's a danish guy speaking english and dutch :)
mathiaspoulson 11 months ago
jeeh dankjewel
acerflots 1 year ago
He has the Dutch accent quite well though XD He even says some Dutch words 0_o
ThreePipeProblems 1 year ago
@ThreePipeProblems sigh, he doesn't sound dutch XD @: dutch men sounds more.. blanc :P and i can tell because im dutch XD and humon. i hate you if you drawed the Netherlands like that because of this man :P
roozke112 1 year ago
@roozke112 Dude, I'm also Dutch XD
ThreePipeProblems 1 year ago
@ThreePipeProblems ha lol =D
TheHadesShade 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon 526 thumbs up XD
ThreePipeProblems 1 year ago
lol so humon thought the Dutch look like this? lolz by fat not XD this is one of the layers of the Dutch people we call them sjonnies and anieta's and there aren't so much of them and we make fun of them all the time XDDDDD
btw why is he wearing something of wood around his main body?
TheHadesShade 1 year ago
@TheHadesShade --> In Denmark, i believe, they're called 'Brian' and 'Connie', or something like that..
WunderRiot 1 year ago
@WunderRiot lolz Brian and Connie XD sound funny =P
TheHadesShade 1 year ago
@WunderRiot Ahah, Connie is a very nice name. Hoho~
panceik 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon i am! go humon!
aNIkaZajKO 1 year ago
why's he scratching so much?
kakaze 1 year ago
@kakaze cause hes on drugs...
ppddoogggg 1 year ago
she kinda looks like Taylor Swift
JTbae 1 year ago
do you guys know that hes not german?? he is danish and hes name is Simon Kvamm..
TheEmilie1994 1 year ago
@TheEmilie1994 u kidding right?
DarkSpirit1920 1 year ago
shes hot!
XxXxdyedsoulxXxX 1 year ago
haha, I 'm here because of humon!
elephonet 1 year ago 5
do you have a pølse? xD hahhahha
DinLyster 1 year ago
I will find this man and I will marry him. I love his swim cap, it's so cute.
RainbowSmite525 1 year ago
Strangly, he does have a thick Dutch accent, not the language. Denke well? Dank je wel.
Noudist 1 year ago
did... he just say... small dildos? LOL
mickXfan 1 year ago 6
OMG That is the strangest Dutch stereotype I have ever seen... I am afraid to admit that in some cases, it might be true...
ElfishgirlVayla 1 year ago
Humon me!
MadMaulkin 1 year ago 4
@TheHealerShannon ~raises hand~
DarkGothic 1 year ago
haha,French people are horrible with other languages
Zyotomir 1 year ago 2
@Zyotomir I think she's Belgian, I saw some Flemish/Dutch spelling on the blackboard behind her.
XxemoxqueenxX 1 year ago
@Zyotomir
They're not so bad...they even understood my hideous joual when I was calling Parisian businesses for surveys.
Foul4sight 1 year ago
XD... because of Humon
jorgesuke 1 year ago 2
@TheHealerShannon Here because of Humon, yes.
muticere 1 year ago
Yeah, me too xD I'm here because of Humon. :b
nktp91 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon Humon all the way!
doobiesmoke15 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon: Yup
deppfan85 1 year ago
What the FAIL xD
Achja, arme hollanders hebben der geen idee van hoe luidruchtig ze eigelijk wel ni zijn :p
keanelovah 1 year ago 3
@TheHealerShannon
haha, me.
DividexByxZero 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon *raises hand*
Nagormeena 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon *high five*
AshenPhoenix 1 year ago
DILDOS OF MEAT!!!!
deejersthecat 1 year ago 2
@TheHealerShannon
Me too ~
miaquamarine 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon
LOL
sh4ky4mun1 1 year ago
- Merci messeur!
- Eeeeeeeee... Team Easy On!
2670Hardstyler 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon *raises hand*
HollyJollyAru 1 year ago
This guy is a frakin legendg
Kerfik 1 year ago
aye :D
ningensucker 1 year ago
Bingo and the raleforche! :D
applepiewithdad 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon
me XD
StaneshiftTheWolf 1 year ago
Here because of humon too, but i saw this in the tv a few years ago... it's awesomely funny xD
Nightcat99 1 year ago
hmm ... i dont understand a word XD (only dildoes of meat o.o)
Kasopea 1 year ago
Thank you Humon. I am now inspired- one day I will say "dildoes of meat" and freak out my friends.
MantisSage 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon lol, I am! XD
xXxBromeliaxXx 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon me~~~
and omg. your nme is...shannon? o: mine too
yoitsyagirl 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon Hep.... o.o
"Dildos of meat"????
SleepytalkMode 1 year ago 3
thumb me up if u were here because of humon =)
Petsura 1 year ago 560
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iiCitrusNinja 1 year ago
@Petsura Why would I thumbs YOU up because I was sent here by humon?
herrsnelhest 1 year ago
@herrsnelhest
because humon is the best ;-)
Petsura 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon Pick me!
LrdVnm 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon I'm a Humon kid. XD
ElizaAcheron 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon here becasue of Humon too
SomeChickWifAHat 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon me.
MissMurderLT 1 year ago
Genialt!
EmberBurn333 1 year ago
Pipes of fleisch.. Let me put the fleisch into the pipes.. Small dildos of meat LOL
TheodenN 1 year ago 3
hotdog?
screwsanity 1 year ago
lol i think most of the views on this video are from fans of Humon on DA
^w^ im one too
kratosisgod12 1 year ago 105
HAHA! Vad fan är detta? Skit kul i alla fall, älskar hur han springer i väg på slutet ^^
RumbitSwe 1 year ago
I shall never look at sausage the same way again...xD
Nimiko 1 year ago 2
I wonder, if Hetalia had all the countries speaking their respective languages, is this how the show would entertain viewers?
AChanceToDream 1 year ago 2
@TheHealerShannon me
spamcrash334 1 year ago
Dildos of meat.
sabertoothray 1 year ago 3
the dildos of meat
spamcrash334 1 year ago
Polsje? I still don't get what he was trying to say in Dutch. And I speak dutch. Anyone help me out? :P
Humon fan here! ^^
KarrieDreammind5 1 year ago 2
@KarrieDreammind5 Humon fan as well!
FlamingWingedToast 1 year ago
the french girl is pretty
lokallize 1 year ago
the french girl is pretty, even with that silly look on her face
helliop 1 year ago
Do you have the pilsje. HAHAH pretty good imitation of dutch people abroad.
olijvenstokbrood 1 year ago
@MaryylovesYou most dutch people speak Denglish (Dutch English) even our political people!
and yes here because of Humon ^^;
LunaNoxMoon 1 year ago 3
This French girl is pretty patient !
AlexMoby 1 year ago
"Dildos"?? LMAO!!
FFgirl7 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@TheHealerShannon Humon watcher here! XD
FFgirl7 1 year ago
lmao!!
FFgirl7 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon Humon watcher here! XD
FFgirl7 1 year ago 2
@FFgirl7 me too!
Desertdog87 1 year ago
lolz this made me feel better about my spanish skills
totally here b/c of humon
1catholicchick 1 year ago
We Dutch are strange people, lol. And yes, some people's English is really as bad as that.
MaryeLovesYou 1 year ago
small dildos of meat... that's about right.
puzare2p3 1 year ago 5
@TheHealerShannon Yyyyessum. She helps to spread awareness to whatever she wants and we just go with it XD
Nalkaria 1 year ago
@TheHealerShannon -raises hand-
eak917 1 year ago
lol
Lurvis2008 1 year ago
sHmall didloesH o' meat :D
MrsMuffies 1 year ago
He is a Danish guy, trying to let you think he is a Dutch guy who has serious problems with speaking English.
17x13 1 year ago 6
bahaha! ;)
MsMalwoden 1 year ago
Heldigt at pølser hedder næsten det samme på fransk og engelsk :D
Ottawa3453 1 year ago
haha fuck hvor er de grinern
Rassamdul 1 year ago
Det er en blanding af engelsk og hollandsk :D
MathiasJ94 2 years ago 4
no it's not dutch.. it is werid langauge
sparket77 2 years ago 12
@sparket77 I know a Dutchman who told me, that those words, that aren't either danish or english, IS dutch, but just a lot of dutch street names and other random words put together.
SoeeDK 1 year ago 3
haha he speaks dutch
falkito1987 2 years ago
LOL!! XD
idi1234 2 years ago
"small dildoes" Haha , den er så ginial .
MLPontoppidan 2 years ago 78
@MLPontoppidan Yeah, it's win.
AChanceToDream 1 year ago
Ej, hahaha! :D
Havde helt glemt det! XD
Ordenspoliti 2 years ago
HAHAHA! Holdkæft det er så sjovt! XD
sexyrescue 2 years ago