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  • soooooo

    good

  • I don't know why..But I feel itchy D:

  • WTF mate

  • Hva laver alle de her engelske mennesker hahah

  • Holy smokin you gotta be kidding me. That is one good looking woman.

    Hun ville jeg likte å møtt på!!

  • I love how dutch people actually think he is dutch . Ha haha !!

    Simon Kvamm du er genial i den rolle seriøst.

  • best. ever. my gosh.

  • ...dildoes of meat...hilarious!!!

  • that guy is my best friend XD

  • question is, why the hell is he using the Danish word for sausage??

  • Damn it Humon...one day you'll send me to something terrible, wont you?

  • @atomskShadox It's danish comedy. It's a biking team called "team easy on" (sponsored by a condom firm). That guy is a danish singer/comedian who plays a dutch biker

  • There is only one thing wrong with this interpretation of the Dutch.

    All dutch children actually learn how to swim in elementary school, basically every dutch person knows how to swim so those aids would be useless

  • do you have the poelse hahah

    

  • DILDOS OF MEAT.

  • Altijd beter dan Britsche toeristen.

  • The lunch time with the polse

  • Ge Ni Alt

  • Upsidaisi

  • pipes of fleisch? Dildos of meat? Shosshish! shossish! (Sausage!)

  • Hey mom, the weirdest customer came to me today. Do you think you can help me find a new job? Preferably one without tourists. Please?

  • He's not saying bullshit, he's saying "pølse" (sausage)

  • "...How can you tell what you know how to say in french.."

    Verdens bedste Sætning :D !!!

  • leave it to humon to send me small dildos of meat.... typical

  • @today273 O__o

  • it's crazy how the french can't even speak english x) i speak both so i understood all the video xD well.. understood.. that's a big word cause the dude was speaking gibberish if not speaking english so.. xD anyways :P the girl's pretty though and they guy funny x) but i've never seen cantines serving hot dog sausages and chips like that o.o i can't wait to go to europe xD

  • @ChocoRoxiie no, you got to speak danish too if you fully want to understand the video

  • @mikkel1940 yeah no sure. but i mean i understood when he spoke english and her french x) but no i don't understand danish at all x) but do you guys really serve hot dog sausages and chips in cantines o.o ?

  • @ChocoRoxiie lol I guess the place he usualy eats sausages does! lol

    But otherwise, no.

  • @mikkel1940 ooh ok xD i've never seen that.

  • det er mega sjovt

  • At the beginning, it sounds like hes saying "bullshit!" over and over again

  • I'm not sure if there is anywhere on the internet I wouldn't let Humon lead me.

  • @CalmBlue epic hah

  • @CalmBlue you could say that again

  • @CalmBlue I hear ya. :P

  • dildos of meat omg haha

  • wat

  • Does he mean Frikandel? xD

  • wow, we actually do sound like that! lolz

  • (Y) humon :)

  • (Y) humon :)

  • lol the Dutch xD

  • I think he's saying "pilsje" at the beginning...which is like the Dutch equivalent of saying "brew" (as in beer). Like "Let's have a brew".

  • @RubyBladeAwesome Nope he's saying Pølse, which is the danish word for sausage.

  • @RubyBladeAwesome No you idiot.. How the hell did you get it to that? First of all it's danish not dutch, and he doesn't say "pilsje", He's asking for sausage, but he only knows the danish word for it.

    I'm from Denmark and I saw this episode on TV, You silly goose!

  • that girl is dope ;P

  • Small dildos of meat for the eatings :D

  • who is humon?

  • @mathiaspoulson go google humoncomics

  • At first I thought he was saying bullshit... then I realised he was saying dildos.

  • Ahahaha small dildos of meat hahaha

  • HUMON!

  • LOL That girl was like wtf?

  • ahahahahaha. fucking awesome.

    and not just a wonderful dutch stereotype, but a rude pretty french girl as well.

  • HUMON sent me. :)

  • Who the fuck is this "Humon" guy?

  • @OStryhn Google Scadinavia and the World

  • @OStryhn Humon is a girl :)

  • ( times as many thumbs up to humon, than comments o.o

  • Dildo of meat! xD

  • Humon is the artistic mad woman!

  • yep im here becuase of humon

  • oh simon kvamm.......

  • This clip is from a Danish sketchshow called "Drengene fra Angora" (as you might see in the description). The guy is not Dutch, hes Danish but he plays a roll as half dutch and half danish (in the show). He is saying: "where do you have the pølser", and pølser means sausages in Danish;). The guys name is Simon Kvamm:D

  • @TheHealerShannon I am :D He sounds like he's saying "Do you have the Bullsh*t?"

  • HAHAHAHHA, that is a true Dutch.

    - Dildoes of meat ! hahahha

    - and the ending hahahhahaha, is it me or is he falling in the end? you just hear a BOOM

  • @Kryger1991 it's a danish guy speaking english and dutch :)

  • jeeh dankjewel

  • He has the Dutch accent quite well though XD He even says some Dutch words 0_o

  • @ThreePipeProblems sigh, he doesn't sound dutch XD @: dutch men sounds more.. blanc :P and i can tell because im dutch XD and humon. i hate you if you drawed the Netherlands like that because of this man :P

  • @roozke112 Dude, I'm also Dutch XD

  • @ThreePipeProblems ha lol =D

  • @TheHealerShannon 526 thumbs up XD

  • lol so humon thought the Dutch look like this? lolz by fat not XD this is one of the layers of the Dutch people we call them sjonnies and anieta's and there aren't so much of them and we make fun of them all the time XDDDDD

    btw why is he wearing something of wood around his main body?

  • @TheHadesShade --> In Denmark, i believe, they're called 'Brian' and 'Connie', or something like that..

  • @WunderRiot lolz Brian and Connie XD sound funny =P

  • @WunderRiot Ahah, Connie is a very nice name. Hoho~

  • @TheHealerShannon i am! go humon!

  • why's he scratching so much?

  • @kakaze cause hes on drugs...

  • she kinda looks like Taylor Swift

  • do you guys know that hes not german?? he is danish and hes name is Simon Kvamm..

  • @TheEmilie1994 u kidding right?

  • shes hot!

  • haha, I 'm here because of humon!

  • do you have a pølse? xD hahhahha

  • I will find this man and I will marry him. I love his swim cap, it's so cute.

  • Strangly, he does have a thick Dutch accent, not the language. Denke well? Dank je wel.

  • did... he just say... small dildos? LOL

  • OMG That is the strangest Dutch stereotype I have ever seen... I am afraid to admit that in some cases, it might be true...

  • Humon me!

  • @TheHealerShannon ~raises hand~

  • haha,French people are horrible with other languages

  • @Zyotomir I think she's Belgian, I saw some Flemish/Dutch spelling on the blackboard behind her.

  • @Zyotomir

    They're not so bad...they even understood my hideous joual when I was calling Parisian businesses for surveys.

  • XD... because of Humon

  • @TheHealerShannon Here because of Humon, yes.

  • Yeah, me too xD I'm here because of Humon. :b

  • @TheHealerShannon Humon all the way!

  • What the FAIL xD

    Achja, arme hollanders hebben der geen idee van hoe luidruchtig ze eigelijk wel ni zijn :p

  • @TheHealerShannon

    haha, me.

  • @TheHealerShannon *raises hand*

  • @TheHealerShannon *high five*

  • DILDOS OF MEAT!!!!

  • @TheHealerShannon

    Me too ~

  • - Merci messeur!

    - Eeeeeeeee... Team Easy On!

  • @TheHealerShannon *raises hand*

  • This guy is a frakin legendg

  • aye :D

  • Bingo and the raleforche! :D

  • Here because of humon too, but i saw this in the tv a few years ago... it's awesomely funny xD

  • hmm ... i dont understand a word XD (only dildoes of meat o.o)

  • Thank you Humon. I am now inspired- one day I will say "dildoes of meat" and freak out my friends.

  • @TheHealerShannon lol, I am! XD

  • @TheHealerShannon me~~~

    and omg. your nme is...shannon? o: mine too

  • @TheHealerShannon Hep.... o.o

    "Dildos of meat"????

  • thumb me up if u were here because of humon =)

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  • @Petsura Why would I thumbs YOU up because I was sent here by humon?

  • @herrsnelhest

    because humon is the best ;-)

  • @TheHealerShannon Pick me!

  • @TheHealerShannon I'm a Humon kid. XD

  • @TheHealerShannon here becasue of Humon too

  • Genialt!

  • Pipes of fleisch.. Let me put the fleisch into the pipes.. Small dildos of meat LOL

  • hotdog?

  • lol i think most of the views on this video are from fans of Humon on DA

    ^w^ im one too

  • HAHA! Vad fan är detta? Skit kul i alla fall, älskar hur han springer i väg på slutet ^^

  • I shall never look at sausage the same way again...xD

  • I wonder, if Hetalia had all the countries speaking their respective languages, is this how the show would entertain viewers?

  • Dildos of meat.

  • the dildos of meat

  • Polsje? I still don't get what he was trying to say in Dutch. And I speak dutch. Anyone help me out? :P

    Humon fan here! ^^

  • @KarrieDreammind5 Humon fan as well!

  • the french girl is pretty

  • the french girl is pretty, even with that silly look on her face

  • Do you have the pilsje. HAHAH pretty good imitation of dutch people abroad.

  • @MaryylovesYou most dutch people speak Denglish (Dutch English) even our political people!

    and yes here because of Humon ^^;

  • This French girl is pretty patient !

  •  "Dildos"?? LMAO!!

  • lmao!!

  • @TheHealerShannon Humon watcher here! XD

  • @FFgirl7 me too!

  • lolz this made me feel better about my spanish skills

    totally here b/c of humon

  • We Dutch are strange people, lol. And yes, some people's English is really as bad as that.

  • small dildos of meat... that's about right.

  • @TheHealerShannon Yyyyessum. She helps to spread awareness to whatever she wants and we just go with it XD

  • @TheHealerShannon -raises hand-

  • lol

  • sHmall didloesH o' meat :D

  • He is a Danish guy, trying to let you think he is a Dutch guy who has serious problems with speaking English.

  • bahaha! ;)

  • Heldigt at pølser hedder næsten det samme på fransk og engelsk :D

  • haha fuck hvor er de grinern

  • Det er en blanding af engelsk og hollandsk :D

  • no it's not dutch.. it is werid langauge

  • @sparket77 I know a Dutchman who told me, that those words, that aren't either danish or english, IS dutch, but just a lot of dutch street names and other random words put together.

  • haha he speaks dutch

  • LOL!! XD

  • "small dildoes" Haha , den er så ginial .

  • @MLPontoppidan Yeah, it's win.

  • Ej, hahaha! :D

    Havde helt glemt det! XD

  • HAHAHA! Holdkæft det er så sjovt! XD

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