India - Naughty monkeys

[MUZEKK]

Urban monkeys...if they can get in to a house the next step is learning the computer.

[Apvatar3000]

Looks like the guy who was filming had to take off asap when that little monkey towards the end noticed him..filming his clan without permit ! lol! And as for as all this roming animals in India are concerned; well they should be all rounded up and provided specially built jungle santuaries; kind of like jurassic park !

[forgottenmemories63]

No Animals are killed in India because Indians like Native Americans believe in Living in Harmony with other creatures..

If the creature doesn't bother you, Why hurt it ? That's what we Indians believe :D

But true, They are simply a menace, Other than that I can't see how they are dangerous, Either way it won't be long before they go extinct. We Humans are responsible for killing off every single species on this planet since the past one thousand years or so.

[joltfrey]

@forgottenmemories63 I just moved to India a few years ago for some work...these monkeys are not only a menace...they have lost their fear of humans. Just the other day one entered my kitchen and started eating the food inside (through my open kitchen balcony door)...it refused to be threatened out and actually started to growl at me and advancing towards me. Finally, with a swinging motion from my feet it retreated...also, they have rabies.

[IMPULSIVEBUYERGUY]

ive been there, i love it! its like the real planet of the apes lol, I LUV INDIA

[taitheguy85]

So... Which one is Apu? And where's Aladin? Agraba, right?

[Apvatar3000]

I dont understand why Indian govt dont build a monkey jungle park..totally caged out, same goes for all their roaming animals lik elephants,cows,etc.These animals are

dangerous and can kill you in an instant,as has happened in the past.

[killbabymonkeys]

They remind me of rats or mice scurrying around in NYC. They are a health hazard and should be poisoned off.

[killbabymonkeys]

When you look at the numbers it reminds you of footage of the rats in the sewers in NYC or in the condemned apartment buildings. These animals poop and pee at will EVERYWHERE. They MUST be a health hazard. It's strange that they aren't being poisoned off. In addition to the health risks they bite!

[ArckDesign]

@killbabymonkeys hobos do the same, yet we don't poison them off, because they are human >.> so why should we poison these creatures off. Plus, they help bring in profit for india, because people like to come and visit just for them. Plus, the people of India pollute the city alot more then those monkeys.

[killbabymonkeys]

All those monkeys should be either shot or poisoned. They do nothing more than cause disease.

[sadhaklal]

@killbabymonkeys In India, monkeys are not killed. If they become a menace, they are captured and relocated to a forest. But over time, they manage to find their way back to the towns.

[junkintrunk55]

@sadhaklal I worked with a guy in India, and a monkey bit his daughter. He beat the monkey senseless, took it home and threw it in a cage. After it came around he cut a hand off, I guess for testing, then hung the cage over a fire and burnt it to death. It took about 20 minutes of screeching for it to die, so monkeys ARE killed over there. Not everyone is Hindu. You see them squashed all over the roads. A catcher told me you have to take them 100K out so they don’t find their way back.

[sadhaklal]

@junkintrunk55 That sounds an exception, rather than the rule. I would be angry with any animal that bit my daughter and might be tempted to kill it. I know not everyone is Hindu. But see them squashed all over the roads? Really?? I have been to monkey infested towns and never seen any squashed monkeys on the road/elsewhere. Maybe I didn't look hard enough.

[TheAluminiumklorid]

@killbabymonkeys I like monkeys, because there are a biological, and naturally part of the biodiversity. You haters don't realize the

important function they have in the ecosystem, by dispersing seeds, and soil fertilising; if you are in a trip to a tropical forest like in Africa or India, don't forget, that there mainly seeded by monkeys, and birds. Monkeys are food for predators like leopards, wild dogs, tigers, lions, including others, like snakes, reptiles, and many many others.

[Dandavidson70]

look at the monkey on 0:30 - 0:40. num num num on bread. YUM!!!!!

[ayyori]

monkeys, cows, rats, men peeing in the streets. This country is a zoo and its citizens animals.

[EnjoyFirefighting]

1:27 is like "Does that idiot film me?" then 1:28 "shit he really films me" ^^

[PharaohDaniyal]

@lucybird56 They are just trolling. They say these things to get a rise out of people. Some consider it to be an artform. Never take anything you read on the internet, especially on youtube, seriously.

[zandercruise]

why do you retards feed those little diseased shit bags? I'd be pickin them off with an airgun.

[boobotlmz]

@zandercruise , you know what? i have never know a saddistic asshole as you are, you must be suffering from a lack of compassion and love from your parents, i bet you don't even have a dog coz you treat them as inhuman as you are, so i'm not surprise of your hate attitude towards to both person and animals. i like monkeys, and i have one as a pet, and she was able to fight off a buglar that went into our house one night, howz that for calling us retards?

[brokenarrow2222]

stupid indian people for worshipping the cow and the animals.

[ta2joe13]

man i would love to live in a place like that where there are so many monkeys. i would rent out a little shit hole apartment then id bait the little fuckers in, trap em and then id probably smash their thumbs and fingers with a hammer or crazy glue their asshole and piss hole shut then set em free. fucking shit bag monkeys id love to kill em all !!

[junkintrunk55]

@ta2joe13 We gave a baby monkey an m-80 rubbed with a banana, lit. It put it in it's mouth and ran over to it mama and hung on. When it went off it blew the baby and mama to rhesus pieces.

[ta2joe13]

@junkintrunk55 oh man thats like a fucking work of art. absolutely beautiful. rhesus pieces, ha! thats a good one too.  XP

[sadhaklal]

@ta2joe13 why?

[Bubblesz512]

hahahahahaha

[LostandFoundTravel]

Those monkeys are ultimate thieves. Cap opening - knob turning - cute thieves.

[47mrcool]

monkey cock

[DoozyJr]

I studied about 3 years in india in a mountain school where there were monkeys all around us. I remember eating outside in the balcony and one monkey just came in and snatched it right off my hand, I laughed my ass off.

[JeanetteeH]

omg in november i was in india whit my mom( i live in sweden, halv indian :D), we went to this place agra (city for shopping) EVRYWHERE you can see this monkey omg it's soo awsome to watch this becuse i've just been in india at agra i saw alots of monkeys OwO they are soo cute!!! :D :D

[yung21king]

@JeanetteeH u must be hott lol

[Ihatemonkeys666]

I took several babies and submerged their heads in mace. I then let them loose. the rest of the troop wouldn't go near them as much as they screamed. I found the babies if you hook them through their necks and out their nose can be used as shark bait. They swim and splash enough to attract the sharks. I lobotomized a few with a long needle, kind of funny to watch them fall all over the place.

I started with 48 Macaques, 55 vervets and 28 baboons. I now have an endless supply to "test" on.

[ta2joe13]

@Ihatemonkeys666 haha youve still got it man, too damn funny! i sure envy you though i have wet dreams about having my own "test" facility.

[pramod030489]

LOL

[lintan289]

vry funny video,good work done.

[twista8819]

@junkintrunk55

Why don't you go fuck yrself ass hole!!! While you're at it try blowing your fucking brains off!!! Ooops I forgot you don't have it....

[junkintrunk55]

@twista8819 Haha your funny I like you

[Adam19822000]

I can't wait to eat that monkey

[sooperfukker]

I hate those stinkin apes .. oh yea, and I hate the monkeys,too #LOL

[chrisdelvalleisgreat]

I HAVE DEM DIRTY STINKIN' APES!

[sicaelegy]

lol they're like badass bay bay kids

[BlloodRayyven]

They are so cute

[bg11215]

..teach those little furry fuckers to come into the city.

[bg11215]

Some RAID pellets ought to take care of that problem.

[crackawise]

If India paid me I would gladly hunt them all at night with a silenced high power rifle and a night scope. I would thin the population for say $20 a head.

[MusicMixology]

India seems like a huge mess.

[kishoriray]

it happened to me twice at night in loi bazar brindavan, that my glasses were taken off by monkeys, and we had to bargain it back in exchange for a banana, but at least i got them back....LOL

[flamexxic]

@kishoriray lol only if he sold them for like 100 banana's :P

[kishoriray]

@flamexxic no, there are ok with 2 or 3 or some biscuits, he had that several time in vrindavan loi bazar with my glasses. one a monkey jumped even on my bag, knowing that i had a bread in my bag, and tried to take it. if i now think of it i am scared, but that moment it all went so fast that i had no time to think about the consequences of having a monkey hanging on my back. I have long hair too...lol

[xm377Moyocoyatzin]

Looks like Detroit x D

[RUSSIAmiami]

oh snap, thats fucked up LOL....

[TheMagical555]

i know another place where you can monkeys all day in England. harlesden

[kroatian]

And mga Indiano kasi ay puro UTAK Unggoy! Kaya malapit sila dyan. Utak itik na, utak unggoy pa.

[pizzapingvin]

vermin

[arsezania]

With BEE & Afermative action they could be running the country in no time.

In south africa they have taken over!

Viva the monkey revolution viva!

Who do they vote for?

[male89march]

0:27 LOL that blue shirt guy is peeing !!

[LaOm33]

@male89march u saw a man peeing first time ?

[TakeOprisoners]

God it would be fun to hunt them! (.223)

[havanacerroarti]

i like those monkeys i wich i could go there

[Pablo6d2]

Go! but i recomend Delhi or any place in India before going to Agra!!

[roseliza2]

u want monkeys eating ur food? and wearing ur clothes??

[arnity123]

@havanacerroarti LOL trust me, you wont be saying that if you actually encountered one. They can be very nasty (mostly all the time). I have had my share of experiences with them.

Sometimes if you have food, they stalk you until a good time to grab it right out of your hands!!! They can also bite you.

[IMPULSIVEBUYERGUY]

@arnity123 ikr! it happened to me once!

[NewWarriorMan2]

Are Teddy Bears as bad as Nazi's?

[NewWarriorMan2]

Monkeys are naughty ... teddy bears are naughtier.

[muscaria31]

cool :-)

[Pa2styl]

It's so crasy.

No is here where the monkeys drink alcool?

[sweetycattie]

its so cute lol..:)

[theevilpersian]

That's gotta get real annoying real fast...I could see some major human-monkey conflicts happening everyday lol

[ubuibiok]

The people here have to live in cages to stop the monkey from taking there stuff....so now you know, monkeys a smarter then the people who live in Agra.

[TECHKLEC]

I'm quite sure there are plenty of rats there too. WTF does the place smell like? On second thought, never mind!

[ubuibiok]

lol...probably smell like an open banjo

[daennnerys]

Was there a mass-monkey zoo break-out or those just live on the streets?

[LCentauri]

i believe the second part of your sentence is true...

[tezmellez]

They live on the streets. Funny thing is 10% of all crime in india is due to monkeys lol.