White Phoenix: Episode 3 (GoW Machinima)

[NewfagGaming]

BESTY EPISODE EVER!

[tejada6795]

haha best part is when he grenade tags himself XD

[GTubeStudios]

19:51 OH NO! MY ANAL GRENADES!

[bb072010]

I have got something to say the.................YOUR INTRO AND THEME SONG OF THIS SHOW IS THE BEST MUSIC I EVER HEARD

[Xboxmega9]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[JohnnyCadeLvr558]

hahah iv done it again!!! hahah another triumph for white supremeccy!!!

[JohnnyCadeLvr558]

IMA GRAB THAT GRENANDE OUT YO ASS.... A.. AND SHOVE IT BACK IN YO ASS

that sounds hot!!!

[JohnnyCadeLvr558]

SHUT UR MOUTH OR IL FILL IT!!!

that sounds hot!!!

[McDogballs]

can you stop now nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[JacintoMuffins]

6:00 How would you spell Boiyts

[SpartoiEliteSquad]

AAAAAAAAAH THESE FUCKING ROOKIES except the shy girl, she was the only acceptable one

[RawflCohpter]

All right then prick face,

[RawflCohpter]

My name is...Denzel, And He Just Killed Everybody XD

[volcanicthehedgehog2]

I've watched this video like 20 times and it never gets old

[anthony21350]

Funny vid men and the Carmine have no brain

[MUFASA194045]

I keep my grenades up my anus. lol wtf

[anthony21350]

We dont take kindly for tratiors lol if I was shibege and I was black I would rip his head off and shove it up his ass

[pillshere3000]

shipidge is the best character ever

[NerfSquirrel]

BLACKKKKKKKK

[NerfSquirrel]

BLACKKKKKK

[marine461]

NO WON'T LET YOU!!!

[Finatic1381]

13:40 @TmarTn reference for the win

[Super1x2x3x4x]

At 7:52 its gold rush on the combustion map pack

[TheUndertaker134]

Guys huddle up..come on come on come on dont be shy...FUCKING HUDDLE! LOL

[tejada6795]

lmao he tagged himself XD

[N0n0ru]

That's why i HATE THIS FUCKIN GAME!!

[XdarkxmonkX]

"What the fuck you mean by that?!?! You starting shit?!?!"

"Starting with your poop does not interest me." Lol

[99deadliestwarrior]

The black is awesome, supremacy, not very much (fucking nazis)

[eppiesgears]

"blaaack"



[fuzzyfozzyable]

come on man, you gotta MAKE MORE OF THESE! :) tHIS IS THE BEST GEARS OF WAR MACHINIMA evA. Thumbs up if you agree!

[akeemmmuhammad]

at 20:47 harold says cant stop this aftr shooting

[candicanebear]

best video eva



[phsychoholiday666]

what map r they using at 7;52

[TheRetard182]

what about syndey? i think she died!

ah its alright mate, she was a bitch anyway!! XD

[hashajan]

Participate: goo.gl\k3U6R and win  Gears of War 3.

[x3PiCZombie]

11:45 LOL

[THAxMISTAxBLU]

is dex actaully american

[Turok9702]

@THAxMISTAxBLU no, british i belive

[XTINIExxxTEMPAHX]

One more step and my ass goes boom boom

[xavierb00]

This there gonna be any white fenix for gears of war 3?

[slithersls]

5:37 lololololoolololololololololol­olol

[mcgoozles93]

what was the scouser's name

[iamphilamonjaro]

20:57 even

[iamphilamonjaro]

at 20:58 you can hear a locust take cover

[GH3girl381]

that sounds hot <3

[mikethehedgehog100]

Do not mess with my anal powers!!

[GH3girl381]

I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF! IMA TAKE THOSE GRENAIDS AND SHOVE THEM... BACK.... UP IN UR ASS!

[BlazeFox49]

i'll mess with yo head mouthafucka

[aguy3759]

54 people got shot by kevin

[SexBombConnor]

10:40 is the beginning of the best part of this episode :D

[XboxAnnihilator]

I bet Cindy's a lesbian... awwww yeah

[aguy3759]

15:00 son of a hugha

[darkwowplayer]

i watch this over and ovr again and it never stops being funny!

its a classic in our generation lol

[aguy3759]

7:31 ummmmmmmmm lol

[Jojo2011817]

Press 5

for not if i dead me first.

[Jojo2011817]

Press 2 for NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[SyMxreactedbow]

shippage is legendary

[ShowtekIV]

did someone heard the locust at 1:32 aswel?

[gearsguy117]

Can I get a link to the beginning song?



[thestrikeofdeath1]

SHIPPAGE IS HILARIOUS!

[WArSwAGG34]

Shippage quote. " if i lean foward with all my might i can shove my head up my rectum

[WArSwAGG34]

Shippage XD!

[WArSwAGG34]

That guy at 14:01 is hella funny

[taladedo]

@WArSwAGG34 I heard something

[element3947]

keivens hallarius



[homie3322]

harold and shippage are so fucking funny

[UBARxxGAMAR]

Isnt shipage the anal guy?

[linoborsa]

"black panther i hate black panther because the blaa"

"say it motherfucker i dare yea"

lol

[pxochitl100]

ill pop a cap im yo ass love it

[pxochitl100]

funniest epesode eva 

[TehBrave]

Best episode in the series!

[WingedCone]

I was genuinly laughing so hard at this

[iamphilamonjaro]

SHIPPAGE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkheartKevin25]

haha! poor Jerry

[evildragful]

you guys fuckin suck kevin

dont mess with my anal powers

thumbs up if you think shippage bieng the best character

[carmine223]

Shippage is the caboose of the of this series im i right vote up if you think so too

[Krebs28]

"Blaaaaaack" Shippage

"Im a kill u motherfucker" Herald

Oh no my anus

[flyguydie]

shippage: one step closer and my asswhole goes boom boom

[Metzen09]

Dex should have had sex with Cindy before she died

[unvalentsmile]

press 5 for shit master



[Gears2Master]

they really should a gears 3 version of this episode and the girl who was talking shit could be sam lol

[chinatown147]

my name's shippage and i dispy the black

[TheTrollIsYou]

"Thats why I keep mine in my anus" Shippage FTW!

[bignlittlegee]

everyone knows how to poop you silly black

shut up white boy ill pop a cap in your ass

nono you silly black man i will release my shadow ball before you get the chance

[mrnood101]

funniest machinima ever

[deathgodking13]

Jerry: Would you like to play a game of ass-hole thrashers with me?

[mrjesus2221]

press 1 for.... Tim: JESUS CHRIST

random dancer:NOOOOOOO

kevin: hes fine... BOOM

dex i bet u 50 AMERICAN DOLLARS that my rooks are better than yours

[mrjesus2221]

press 1 for funny part

[mrjesus2221]

kevin's recruits are so much better than dex's

[TheEnCoREclan1]

7:05-7:39

ha

[TheEnCoREclan1]

"How 'bout you?"

"My name's Herald."

"Herald, thats an awfully silly name for some1 of ur kind."

ha

[AiMxMW]

wait so was tht all like a dream/flashback because it all had the same outcome...

"...and thats why I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME!!"

[Gamewacher2224]

Man this is the funniest episode ever!

[raider721ty]

Harold:" You startin shit!?!?!?!"

Shippage: "Starting with your poop does not intrest me." lol

[raider721ty]

lol harold whudd fuckk shippage up XD!

[5DisAsterz]

@raider721ty "Sounds hot!"

[Loliaz]

Larry reminds me of my mom when i lived home lol

[xXhalofan21Xx]

54 people dont like jacinto muffins

[1997geox]

ossssssssssssssssssssiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol :) :) :) :)

[MrParker95]

lol "No my ass grenades!"

[brawl1321]

my name is shippage

[comedyman800]

the fucking rooks are funny as shit i laughed so much

[oswaldojr11]

wats the episode where it starts with the locust raping the COGS

[manrightchea]

Harold is so damn funny lol

[manrightchea]

That girl sure has a muscular fucking neck lol

[iiMattiex]

jerry harold and shippiddge are the best so funny lol

[oswaldojr11]

Respond to this video...  has anyone noticed that they made this on 9 11

[Loliaz]

@oswaldojr11

I doubt they MADE it on 9/11 it was just uploaded most likely a coincidence

[SolidKevin1]

Best episode of White Phoenix :D.

[gearschamp2]

Shippage is the best character ever!!! XD

[manningfan21]

@gearschamp2 haha my names SHIPPAGE and i dispise the black!!! hahaha

[use215]

berkaber ber berkaber

[mrguy22494]

54 people had to train the rooks

[Flapiojackio]

Gai boy

[Flapiojackio]

Sounds hot

[use215]

Harold. Thats a funny name for someone of your kind



[JunHHong]

@use215 what you mean someone of yo kind!! I'll pop a cap in your ass white boy! :P

[Baboykami123]

Jerry's my favorite. LOL.

[JIGGLYFUCKYOU]

this is my favorite one

[9909slimshady]

Yay Dom's a brit :-)

[ErnieMa21]

I hate black panther because black panther is bla......

say it mother f***** I dare you

[TheNerdNation]

what a funny video posted on our nation's darkest day :)

[DeadbeatPythons]

54 people dont have a personal dancer

[slyfoxpro]

BLAAAAAAAAAAACK.....

[GTRIGGER96]

the people who dislike this need anal cream!!! :D

[mujuma]

Oh fuck... My cheeks are so sore from laughing.

[ErnieMa21]

Don't mess with my anal grenades

[Andrewp910917]

0:01

[FireTeamZulu111]

My name is shipige and I dispiese the black

[v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd]

HEHEHEHEH another triumph for white supremacy

[UlTiMaTeGuNzRuLeR]

damn i loved harold he didnt deserve to die

[v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd]

soooooooooooooo tai is dead????????????

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

@v01c3funn3hth3s3c0nd no he dies in gears no more though

[masterchieffan21]

dex and lyle are awesome.

[1926ification]

Best... machinama series... EVAR!

[MartinezH00D09]

This is sick!!!!!!!!!!

[xFarnzz]

My name is shippige and i despise the black.

[wweultimatefan09]

Wwwwwwwooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhh­hh my anal grenades!!!!!

[DeathUponJudgement]

thumbs up if u heard Cole say "Cant Stop This" when he killed Tai

[Loliaz]

@DeathUponJudgement

How about no?

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

notice that shippage switches between anthony and ben carmine

[kennedmosher]

20 mins of my life well spent XD

[keywielder18]

@kennedmosher i agree so much

[ReaverStone]

Jerry is having a bad day...

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

i laughed so much at shippage that i nearly passed out

[starnova321]

"one more step and my asshole goes bom bom". Lolololololol

[starnova321]

Die mothea fukeras!!

Die

[mcgoozles93]

shippage FTW

[DoctorTicklez]

this is the best ep.!

[micmamane]

It's Larry! Larry! L-A-R-R-Y!

Shippage is funny. He doesn't offend me though. XD

[use215]

blaaaaaaaaack

[Ephri1]

THATS WHY I HATE THIS FUCKIN GAME!!!

[Ephri1]

@starfinder517 0:28 dumb ass

[SaintNinja]

HONKIES!

[MrParker95]

I'm not shippage I'm , Denzel. AnD He Just Killed Everyone!!!

That was just, wooow

[Wuzzup222]

That shy girl reminds me of the one lady off of Police Academy.

[OmgChronic]

@Wuzzup222 she reminds me of hinata from naruto

[cKyLyricx]

"YEA" "YEA" "BITCH"

[nentendoboy12]

did you know that if i lean forword all the way i can swallow my head inside my rectem

tor the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matthewrocksso]

im gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aay..... as in happy



[link7975]

LMAO AT 13:30 - 13:40 XD XD

[rampagEngaged]

fuck, the % of female gears dropped again :( now all is left is anya

[Haseo7329]

Gotta love Shippidge. Everyone can poop you silly black.

[dl4breeze]

shippage reappearing act was so f'n funny lol set his ass up nicely lol

[dl4breeze]

good shyt when gow 3 comes out they'll actually have female characters to act out the other roles =P

[thesickwretch]

"i said shut up black and you said the fuck you say like a black man does" shippage ftw

[modernborderfantasy]

My name is Shippage and i despise the black