The Darkest Knight [Deus Ex: Human Revolution]

[noelmusqua]

AM BATMAN

[turtlekicker]

Hi, I'm Adam Jensen, and welcome to Jackass.

[TMGWhiteBoiii]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[knightben22]

this game seems violent. ME LIKE XP

[LOLHICRONO]

LOL.

[RekoChett]

0:08 And this move is from Assassins Creed. :)

[9564232328]

i like the part where he acted like batman



[Kaizu823]

LOL, I was not expecting something so... spontaneously random.

[GunmanProductionsTV]

I'M BATMAN! ROTFLMFAOOOO...

[ErcoleTheGreat]

Lol

[daRkjames99]

"im batman" LOOOOOL

[Jsen111]

that prostitute is, i mean was a little misleading .

[Jalenators]

LOL!

[Warfrae]

damn robotic enchanced hookers lol

[Uvi91]

Oh, yeah right. If he's Batman, than my name is Adam West.

[csquaredawesome]

@Uvi91 Mr. West, it's time for your sponge bath...

[rabin456456]

look up dick figures flame wars. swear to god same thing happens.

[HonestGamersReviews]

@rabin456456 I thought the same thing XD

[moatartareque]

I'm Batman... 

[hollywoodundeada7x]

im confused and at the same time inlightened

[TalesofGirl4ever]

Wait, that was it?

[BlubbaJoe]

Want some in you? THERE YOU HAVE, BITCH !!

[TheArthasmenethril]

Batman Doesn't kill so your Bradman

[BenjaminKuruga]

@TheArthasmenethril Batman kills. The DC Universe is a dark place.

[TheArthasmenethril]

@BenjaminKuruga Batman doesn't kill Humans everything else is ok

[Approvedjoey117]

i am...bradman

[ziosamsamsam]

u aren't Batman... u are Bradman

[cheesewheel789]

hey baman i'm piderman

[AethosDkaari]

I lol'd you win

[ritsu45]

I'm Batman... yeah you are ! It's so epic

[NICKandDYLANTV]

I think Vince (Shamwow Guy) is an inspiration here

[LckeStudios]

Aient upta no trix wit no eyes(?) yoh.

x_x

[Dynastyboy473]

I watched this like 10 times.

[rytoof]

I laughed so hard at this

[Austindwilson07]

*Insert raspy Christian Bale Batman voice here* WWWWHHHARRRR IS HEEEEE!!??

[xXxScottPilgrimxXx]

"I'm Batman...."

[FunkyBlackDuck]

Im batman...

[TheBloodyGold]

Fatality!

[10GaugeManiac]

you got AIDS all over your BLADES

[GreenGearMood]

@10GaugeManiac Oh U.

[Edog0908]

not a single fuck was given....

[shoopdacameron]

@Edog0908 that day.... but TUESDAY will be different I promise you.

[Gameaholic55]

XD oh brad, we all love you

[kitkatgoRAWR]

i am batman.

[xboxman333]

She should have done some tricks with those augs, yo.

[TheRiot504]

BRAD: IM batman. BatMan above brad: WHAT NO YOUR NOT AWW NOBODY REMEMBERS ME 

[Spectre1545]

What a shame.She was a good hooker,what a rotten way to die.

[SilverMoon1134]

fukin awesome game :D

[chinamen555]

Brad the ripper :D

[blackflame100]

He sounds like the Batman from HISHE (How it should have ended).

LOL

[ZigZagRunner]

HAHAHA TAKE THAT PROSTITUTE .... TURNING ME DOWN.... whoa

[ItzCaturday123]

"I AM THE BATMAN."

[fireapple9]

Ah no I dont do no tricks with no augs yo. *stabs and throws agienst the wall and runs away "Im batman."

[JasonXtK]

@fireapple9 Im so proud of you, you can repeat what happened in the video and then put it in the comments for people who are blind and deaf... Do us all a favor and just delete your youtube account please

[Specterish]

@fireapple9 Holy shit, is that you Captain Obvious?

[GarlandFraser]

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME!!!?-i don't... I just... I just don't do no tricks with no augs....- WHY DO YOU WANNA KILL ME!!!?- you're scaring me....!

[whinemax]

Is it only me that thinks like a death scream is missing, from when she gets stabbed twice at the same time in her chest?

[Comeback64]

@whinemax It's how the game works. Also that death makes more noise than an arm break, judo flip and screaming non-lethal move.

[Agates187]

I love how he only says "Im batman" In the whole video XD

[mrmasterdocterchef]

that's what i would call

*puts on sunglasses*

double penetration.

[adamman556]

@mrmasterdocterchef YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAH!!!!



[Oofuri10032]

@mrmasterdocterchef No point in putting your glasses on if no one can see it, Trololol. Make up your own joke, faggot.

[ThePersonofComents]

@Oofuri10032

>says trololol, calls him a faggot

>tells him to be original.

You're joking right?

[Oofuri10032]

@ThePersonofComents *Puts on Sunglasses*

Youza fag.

[ThePersonofComents]

@Oofuri10032 Close, but still dissapoint.

[mrmasterdocterchef]

@Oofuri10032 who else made the joke?

[whaddefuxx]

@mrmasterdocterchef YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

[xvxpivotxvx]

@mrmasterdocterchef YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[xvxpivotxvx]

@mrmasterdocterchef YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[RippedLama]

@mrmasterdocterchef YEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[WhiteDevil006]

@mrmasterdocterchef YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!

[smokebomb182]

Hes jack the ripper!!!!

[smily179]

WHERE ARE THEY!!!!

*batman reference*

[TheShadowmaster1010]

wow 109 ppl lik what i posted!? im shocked

[Corker333]

its just the way he says it every time........ I am Batman

[EnriqueJ10]

Im Batman lol

[tAcOsLaPpEr33]

68th Bitch

[Saladinkaio]

Ho: Nah, I don't do no tric....

Batman: Bad choices of words...

[0Blues]

Damn, man! You just killed Harley Quinn! How could you!?

[1997Awesomedude]

Batman Got rejected

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[1cme1]

@1997Awesomedude why is got capitalized?

[1997Awesomedude]

@1cme1 Because I fail at typing

[ziosamsamsam]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­

[SocalBreakfast]

hey yo brad! i heard you like batman so i murdered your parents, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[gomitax92]

priceless



[traysUtube]

0:24 back left = giant statue of batman??

[PSNBloodraid]

@traysUtube It's a door =|

[nejinaji]

you just got penetrated

[Lucian15thekill]

We all know she deserved it..

[TheLilwop1]

I knew it! He IS Batman! *cops come* Uh oh....words' out.

[Tricky614]

A nigga can't get no love even though he has a robotic penis?

[Showmesomelazers]

Holy shit!!! How did you do that??!

[Valkodu]

What a rotten way to die.

[draganaguy]

@TheShadowmaster1010 *Insert bandwagon comment about why explaining the video was unnecessary*

[MsZombification]

Gold.

[imapallylol2]

LOLWAT?

[InFaMouSRaiiN]

The story of my life.

[Sanaa2k]

@InFaMouSRaiiN The life you wish for some it's really life they regret

[fries00]

She never asked for this

[kazz166]

and now we wait.....

[Crinne1990]

lmao you tell that woman!

[Cbr0Rider]

@TheShadowmaster1010 yes, that is what happened in the video. well done bro

[BrandonG1394]

@TheShadowmaster1010 Cool. You just explained the video.

[bangNL94]

@TheShadowmaster1010 Wha- Why did you make a caption for the video?

[TheShadowmaster1010]

@bangNL94 idk, just bored....

[ENM173]

@TheShadowmaster1010 Yes, thank you for spoiling the video for us.

[SQU1RT5]

@ENM173 Spoiled it for yourself every time you read comments before watching the video.

[AdmireRoxtars]

@TheShadowmaster1010 yes i think everyone saw and heard that

[whenindoubtdo]

@TheShadowmaster1010 It's the storyboard for Dark Knight Rises.

[chipmonk777]

@TheShadowmaster1010 Thanks for ruining it, lol, my fault for looking down though, but I can't help it D:

[TheShadowmaster1010]

@chipmonk777 um sure?

[downschicken]

@TheShadowmaster1010 Yes, that is what happened in the video, how observant of you.

[TheShadowmaster1010]

@downschicken lol

[woodysandwich4]

lulz

[essam007]

Awesome!! the 1st dude is a bitch!! free fuck on the house PRkid10333

[Super4Cod]

I'm batman :D!

[ThatDogBomber]

Assassin's Creed much?

[DXTC4real]

No problem, she wasnt white. Nothing to see here, move along!

[Trielectify]

o.O

[Xienis]

4th



[Lendolas]

Nice



[kulabcdefg]

SECOND

[PRkid10333]

FIRST BITCH

[unrealshrimp]

@PRkid10333 AND LAST TO GET LAID.