Edward is a P****. Who watches their girlfriend make out with other guys and does nothing about it? He should have broken up with her. And who offers up their wife to sleep with another man? Edward Cullen does. I bet if all his riches go down the drain because the government finally caught on to the Cullens and their money tricks, he will put his wife and kid on the street corner and pimp them.
That is something I can see him doing just based on other things he does.This series is insane.
"No man is ever going to be good enough for me after reading these books." Really?? O.O it's weird because this is not the first time I have heard people say this.
btw, not saying you're a bad or great catch, but I don't think you should set such impossible and creepy standards for potential boyfriends.
Eclipse was the best of all 4 in my opinion. Also STOP MAKING FUN OF NUTTY'S WEIGHT. It's completely irrelevant and serves no purpose. What does her appearance have to do with her review?
Your read New Moon in 12 hours? Pssh, I read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in 7. But then, I had to re read it again and again to pick up on the details that I missed. I've read it seven times now (I think) and I still notice things I didn't pick up the last time I read it every time I re read it. I read Eclipse in... five months? I couldn't read more than a chapter a week at the most. I re read the first few chapters and EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME. Just saying.
@roofpaint exactly XD it doesn't even develop anything, everyone is in exactly the same position by the end of Eclipse as they were at the end of New Moon :P
Personally i think Smeyer writes these books to get all the 'Impure thoughts' out of her head after she had that Vampire-based wet dream (she's a Mormon after all) :P
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imprinting is just creepy and unrealistic... i would rather have a guy actually decide he wants me than be my slave... and i do not want a guy sneaking into my house at the middle of the night or calling me at 3:00AM telling me they just imprinted on me...
1. Imprinting has different stages. If a werewolf, let's say, is 20 years old, and he imprints on a 2 year old, there's NOTHING sexual about it until the girl herself is literally his age. Whenever a werewolf imprints on someone much younger, all that means is that they will have a strong friendship until the girl is physically mature enough and old enough to start having a romantic aspect to the friendship.
@drjx93 okay but i read that the werewolf will act as a sibling or famliy friend so imagine someone you would see as a father,mother etc would then be your lover when your of legal age. That is creepy
@drjx93 there is something sexual about it, since imprinting is effectively marking e.g. a 2 yr old as their future wife/lover, while they have literally no choice about it. Even most animals can choose whether they want to mate with a specific male or not, imprinting takes that away from Smeyer's Werewolves and essentially turns them into manipulative Incubi, when they were clearly supposed to be noble tribespeople with a supernatural gift which they use to keep the peace, NOT making sex slaves
Proper grammar usage ZOMGZ. Stephenie meyer can't write properly rawrawrawrawr. Since when are all these readers a part of the grammar police?seriously. Books are meant to convey the underlying meaning, and stephenie does it beautifully. so back the fuck off.
So, I heard your argument about Stephen King saying that Stephenie Meyer is a shit writer. You made the point that her books have sold 18 million copies or so? Yeah... Stephen King's novels have sold over 350 million copies worldwide. Stephen King ftw.
So, I heard your argument about Stephen King saying that Stephenie Meyer is a shit writer. You made the point that her books have sold 18 million copies or so? Yeah... Stephen King's novels have sold over 350 million copies worldwide. Stephen King ftw.
but it is not (and never will be) alright for a grown ass man to be in-love with a child. and in life that is illegal and you can go to jail for that.
you think that it is cool, for your boyfriend takes out your car engine to stop you from seeing your best friend?
that is not cool at all! that would have been where i went back inside and called jacob on the the phone and told him i have a vampire for you to kill.
i cannot believe that you just said, that a grown man imprinting on a 2 year old child is sweet.
that is not sweet and anybody who believes it is is disturbing. (and this includes the writer of the books too.) how the hell is she gonna condone falling in love with a baby.
full grown man should not love a child in that way. its alright to love and protect that child from harm and danger.
Omg, I've been doing the same. . .Putting off reading Eclipse! I really can't get enough of the first two books, I re-read them both two times and finally I'm reading Eclipse. I'm so excited at the thought that I have yet to explore more of the Twilight word, Breaking Dawn still to go! The thickness of the last book thrills me!! =] By the way, I love watching your videos. . .You're a crazy bundle of fun! I just finished chapter nine of Eclipse (Target), can't wait to read more. Twilight ROCKS!
omg im reading eclipse and im on chapter 5. but i heard that Jacob kissed Bella in it so I spent two whole days trying to find it. lol and I thought Jacob kind of acted like a rapist when he kissed her the first time . Haha lol
"Imprinting" on a toddler is sweet? Imprinting on toddlers is essentially pedophilia and very akin to rape. The werewolf is depriving its victim of any choice they ever might have had when it comes to partners and a love life.
Kidnapping, funny?! What world do you live in?! Apparently one where abusive boyfriends are "so cool!"
I will not insult your appearance/intelligence. I will only say that this series sends terrible, despicable messages. I'm sad so many girls are eating it up so eagerly.
You think it's cool that Edwards abusive and not letting her see her friend? HOW ON EARTH IS THAT COOL? Yeah, because that's exactly what I want my boyfriend to do to me.
stop insulting the poor whales! they are realy cute and she's just damn ugly! she's more like jabba the hutt, so bash twilight instead of bashing cute whales!!!
For your information I'm studying literature at collage... And I wont take book recommendations from a Twitard or a person who doesn't even bother to spell correctly. BTW I don't need to read anything to know you're just a moron drooling Edward fangirl.
Also I think that twilight is an enormous ink stained pile of cellulose shit as opposed to, say, George Orwell's 1984, Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, Alan Moore's The Voice of Fire, Chuck Palahniuk's Diary... You, know, not GOOD litureture... REAL literature.
Wow! You read a book in a day. Amazing: you deserve a medal.
Why is the imprinting thing a plot twist you idiot! The so called explanations SUCK- they're just there so that Meyer has an excuse to keep Jacob looking young. Of COURSE no one died: Smeyer couldn't sacrifice one of her oh so precious characters could she?!
How is a boy keeping his girl away from her BEST FRIEND cool? Seriously? Eclipse and the rest of the series is a disgusting handbook to how to have a horrible relationship.
Eclipse sucks, Breaking Daw sucks, Twilight sucks, New Moon suck. Edward, and Bella suck they all suck. Read some reall litriture. TWILIGHT IS GEHYY.
New Moon and Eclipse aren't essential to the story at all, and they're more drawn out and worse than Twilight and Breaking Dawn. Of course, they're all shit.
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It took me three weeks to read George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four, which is only 268 pages long. Breaking Dawn is 768 pages long. I finished it in a day. Why? Probably because Nineteen Eighty-Four is complex and interesting. You need to pay serious attention. I just skimmed through Breaking Dawn because NOTHING HAPPENS. Nothing happens in any of the books.
i like finding out why the books have there title like why new moon is called new moon,edward truly loves bella cuz even though she loves jacob too edward understood and he still loves bella i almost cryed in twilight and in newmoon twilight is a amazing story
They do NOT actually love each other. Edward STALKS Bella, watches her SLEEP, he removes the engine from her car so he can control her movements and basically OWNS HER.
Bella is a stupid bitch as usual, and likes Edward for the sole reason that he makes her horny.
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he only did that becuase he was protecting bella from jacob.but edward doesnt think jacob is dangerous anymore and lets bella see him.when edward found out that bella loved jacob too,he understood why she did and he still loved her instead of being angry.edward really loves bella,as for bella im not sure why she loves edward but its not becuase "he makes her horny"
"but edward doesnt think jacob is dangerous anymore and lets bella see him"
Hooray for the fall of feminism! Since when did Edward own Bella? This is the POINT of all the people who realize the abusive nature of their relationship. Edward CONTROLS Bella. Its sickening, not romantic.
If Edward really loved her, he would allow her to make her choice in friends even if he doesn't approve.
Agreed. My friend who's obsessed with the book tried telling me about why Edward was the perfect man. She told me that he like strokes her hair or something and that he watches her sleep. I can't remember anything else but from what she told me I still thought Edward was a sketch even after she was done convincing me.
Edward pissed me off a lot in this book. the whole controlling thing in my book is NOT cool! Edward was just a jealous blood sucker trying to keep Bella away from Jacob. There was no way Jacob would ever hurt Bella.
I KNOW! I tell people that I think Jacob's a pedo for being attracted to her. Then people are like "NO NOT ATTRACTED! IMPRINTED!" I think Stephanie Meyer learned this word one time and became so obsessed with it that she used it as an excuse for Jacob's creepy feelings for the toddler.
what are they talking about like you said he is crazy for being attracted to her but he doesent imprint on her .....i wish i could say more but i daont want to spoil breaking dawn TRUST ME YOU WILL BE SO REALEVED i was so pissed when bella tells jake she loved him and then choose edward poor jake being left hanging off a hook like that
@Annausagi2 what is this world coming this chick freaks me the heck out she totally is way obsessed with twilight she needs to frikin relax after all its all fictionally this chick beileves its all real she is way to obsessed
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ok some girl said why are the books soo good.thats what i said at first.trust me they are amazing beacause of all the drama and love that happens in the books words cant even describe it.god and ever girl would love to have a guy like edward in thier life which makes you fall in love with the books even more and then what happens in between all of that i dont want any spoilers soo instead of trashing the fans why not just pick up the book and read it yourself.its worth the while trust me!
I don't think I want an obessive abusive boyfriend like Edward. I don't want a guy watching me drool, snore or fart in my sleep. (We all fart in our sleep).
i didnt mean it like that but thanks for your opinion i meant that out of all the things he could be doing he watches her dream of him and he loves her enough to do that. what do you mean by obsesive and abussive.? sorry for the late reply.
god this book got me mad especially since i am one hundred percent team edward.i got soo mad at jacob when he kissed her.and then edward was like if you ever bring her back hurt again i dont care if she merely trips or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her head i will break your jaw for her.aha and then jacob was like may the best man win then edward was like that sounds about right pup.ha and i love chapter 8 temper&20 compromise because edward kisses her with more passion than usual.=]
Omg!!!! i was sooo pissed off at bella when she said "I want to stay here and love you forever" to jacob!!! and when she kissed him back!!! If I was bella I would be soooo pissed off at my self!!!! she kissed him back and she was like how can we just be friends when we love each other like this to jacob!!!!! whyyy??????!?!?!?! edward doesn't deserve her!!!!!!!! shes lucky he cares soo much about her that edward doesnt mind!!!
Sigh... This is my problem with Twilight fans. They never tell what is so good about the books! I mean, if people can rant on endlessly why a bestseller is bad, why can't anyone tell us why they're good? Come on. "It's really really good!" Sorry, not enough.
Putting aside my feelings of how Stephenie Meyer had actually blasphemed a perfectly good mythos with the Twilish series; how is this a book review?
When I opened this video, I was under the impression that I was finally going to get to know why you enjoyed these books so much. What I was actually given was a plot summary that jumped all over the place. Seriously though, instead of just saying it's a good book, explain WHY it is. A plot summary is not a reason why it's a good book.
omg when i started reading twilight all the books were out i read it and when i was done it was like 3 in the moring i like read it in one day the next was new moon in one day the next was eclips in one day and than breaking dawn ps ive read them 5 times each and i just got them 2 months ago like holy shit im obsssed lol
holy shit i can't believe people read this craptaculous tomfoolery of a book.
BRAM STOKER is still the genius of vampire literature...for you fuckers out there who haven't really read any classic literature to be able to tell the difference.
i hate how s. meyer tainted the image of vampires. when someone said the word vampire, i used to think of dracula, dark, menacing, dangerous and seductive.
now when someone mentions vampire, i immediately think of twilight and crazy prepubescent 12 year old fan girls. ugh
ok i just finished eclipse the other day(yeah i know that i got on to the series a little late but i have read the books pretty fast so far). i reacted the same way to you when i read the book...i was crying and laughing the whole thing.
Clearly Bella displays herself in this book as not only a manipulative, conniving bitch, but a complete tool to Edward's wishes. Rendering herself as useless and boring as a depressed puppet. What message does this give woman and young girls? You can be a complete toolbag so some mystical, sparkly magic man will love you.
The book was horrid and Stephanie Meyer is a jewbag who lacks hilariously in originality.
I love Jacob. I like more of the scruffy guys. I'm not too fond of the clean cut perfect body guys, so I was cheering for Jacob. I know, it sounds terrible, but that's just me. I cried ( and felt rather silly about it) when Stephanie would explain the pain Jacob felt. I was like nnnnnnoooooo Jacob! Don't go! I like Edward, just less than Jacob. Thinking about it now, I think I wanted her to keep Jacob so I could read about him more! I wish Jacob was real! I feel like a dork now! Love your video!
I haven't finished Breaking Dawn because it's the last one (other than Midnight Sun), and so I want it to last. But seeing as though I haven't read Eclipse in ages after BD I'm going to re-read it for the 3rd time. :)
i actually liked eclipse better than twilight because of what happens in it. and because they went into more detail about bella and the cullens relationship. because rosalie and jasper told bella about their human life and stuff. and i know i am a 12 year old boy but this series rocks but new moon i really didnt like because of what edward did to bella but then you learn why he did it but i still didnt like new moon period but the series is awesome and i cant wait for breaking dawn to come out:]
Wow, you and I have the exact same opinions about the book. :D
I had the exact same reaction when he was in Bella's truck and he wouldn't let her leave I thought that was so funny and I also had the exact same reaction when Edward said that line to Jacob after Bella had punched him and broke her hand, I thought tha was amazing. And I agree, after reading these books no man is ever going to be good enough. lol.
I worry about your taste in men. I really, really do.
kawaiiPASTA 1 week ago
I just noticed 0:44-0:52 is that a cat in the background?
supernaturalawesome1 2 months ago
Edward is a P****. Who watches their girlfriend make out with other guys and does nothing about it? He should have broken up with her. And who offers up their wife to sleep with another man? Edward Cullen does. I bet if all his riches go down the drain because the government finally caught on to the Cullens and their money tricks, he will put his wife and kid on the street corner and pimp them.
That is something I can see him doing just based on other things he does.This series is insane.
tcelenacuatemocatl 2 months ago
"No man is ever going to be good enough for me after reading these books." Really?? O.O it's weird because this is not the first time I have heard people say this.
btw, not saying you're a bad or great catch, but I don't think you should set such impossible and creepy standards for potential boyfriends.
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tcelenacuatemocatl 2 months ago
Don't hate.
supernaturalawesome1 2 months ago
Eclipse was the best of all 4 in my opinion. Also STOP MAKING FUN OF NUTTY'S WEIGHT. It's completely irrelevant and serves no purpose. What does her appearance have to do with her review?
supernaturalawesome1 2 months ago
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Why is there a like button? Where's the harpoon button?
waxabee 4 months ago
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waxabee 4 months ago
Ar the end u got seconds to what?
Abel1591 7 months ago
why don't you give a review of a diet book?
gdcskater 7 months ago
"No man is ever going to be good enough for me after reading these books"
-Forever alone
G3Geza 7 months ago 4
I cannot believe you think imprinting on a 2 year old is ok. That is called pedophilia.
krysstalpearl 7 months ago
'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' is all i hear
alicecullenfan96 11 months ago 4
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Really? I hear a low drone.
ShakeItLikeAPoleroid 9 months ago
Your read New Moon in 12 hours? Pssh, I read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in 7. But then, I had to re read it again and again to pick up on the details that I missed. I've read it seven times now (I think) and I still notice things I didn't pick up the last time I read it every time I re read it. I read Eclipse in... five months? I couldn't read more than a chapter a week at the most. I re read the first few chapters and EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME. Just saying.
TheMartini1234 1 year ago
DISLIKE. 1908934371894 TIMES.
katara97tylee 1 year ago
"Eclipse goes kind of deeper into the story."
What story?
roofpaint 1 year ago
@roofpaint exactly XD it doesn't even develop anything, everyone is in exactly the same position by the end of Eclipse as they were at the end of New Moon :P
Personally i think Smeyer writes these books to get all the 'Impure thoughts' out of her head after she had that Vampire-based wet dream (she's a Mormon after all) :P
HeinrichKonig 1 year ago
'no man is ever gonna be good enough for me'
wouldn't be too fussy love.
sophc88 1 year ago
Wow, you look like Seamus Finnegan
Abuelaquepinga 1 year ago
YOUR ACCENT IS FUCKING FAKE
Abuelaquepinga 1 year ago
Man the Harpoons.
lizzyWithaZ 1 year ago
@lizzyWithaZ That's getting old
charmgirl97 6 months ago
mooooooo goes the cow trolololol
3JackJohnson3 1 year ago
Omg, look how fat she is!
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florencefloresfhf 1 year ago
imprinting is just creepy and unrealistic... i would rather have a guy actually decide he wants me than be my slave... and i do not want a guy sneaking into my house at the middle of the night or calling me at 3:00AM telling me they just imprinted on me...
...i mean that is just creepy
Snowbuni00luv 1 year ago 2
Wow. look at all of you fucking ignorant people.
1. Imprinting has different stages. If a werewolf, let's say, is 20 years old, and he imprints on a 2 year old, there's NOTHING sexual about it until the girl herself is literally his age. Whenever a werewolf imprints on someone much younger, all that means is that they will have a strong friendship until the girl is physically mature enough and old enough to start having a romantic aspect to the friendship.
drjx93 1 year ago
@drjx93 No, imprinting is creepy. the fatty is creepy. You're creepy.
dc100996 1 year ago
@drjx93 okay but i read that the werewolf will act as a sibling or famliy friend so imagine someone you would see as a father,mother etc would then be your lover when your of legal age. That is creepy
devilshomie 1 year ago
@drjx93 there is something sexual about it, since imprinting is effectively marking e.g. a 2 yr old as their future wife/lover, while they have literally no choice about it. Even most animals can choose whether they want to mate with a specific male or not, imprinting takes that away from Smeyer's Werewolves and essentially turns them into manipulative Incubi, when they were clearly supposed to be noble tribespeople with a supernatural gift which they use to keep the peace, NOT making sex slaves
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drjx93 1 year ago
Proper grammar usage ZOMGZ. Stephenie meyer can't write properly rawrawrawrawr. Since when are all these readers a part of the grammar police?seriously. Books are meant to convey the underlying meaning, and stephenie does it beautifully. so back the fuck off.
drjx93 1 year ago
@drjx93 What underlying meaning? And if you're going to publish a book you fucking better use proper grammer.
rasputinsloved1 1 year ago
it took you that long to read those short books? pathetic.
LoveMyNumber9712 1 year ago
I don't think Jacob was trying to imprint on Bella. It's given the idea that he hates the idea of the fake kind of love.
TheSortofBeautiful 1 year ago 3
I'd rather read my big book of bedtime stories. :3
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So, I heard your argument about Stephen King saying that Stephenie Meyer is a shit writer. You made the point that her books have sold 18 million copies or so? Yeah... Stephen King's novels have sold over 350 million copies worldwide. Stephen King ftw.
MsSpiderJerusalem 1 year ago
So, I heard your argument about Stephen King saying that Stephenie Meyer is a shit writer. You made the point that her books have sold 18 million copies or so? Yeah... Stephen King's novels have sold over 350 million copies worldwide. Stephen King ftw.
MsSpiderJerusalem 1 year ago 5
but it is not (and never will be) alright for a grown ass man to be in-love with a child. and in life that is illegal and you can go to jail for that.
you think that it is cool, for your boyfriend takes out your car engine to stop you from seeing your best friend?
that is not cool at all! that would have been where i went back inside and called jacob on the the phone and told him i have a vampire for you to kill.
TheBookwurm82 1 year ago 5
i cannot believe that you just said, that a grown man imprinting on a 2 year old child is sweet.
that is not sweet and anybody who believes it is is disturbing. (and this includes the writer of the books too.) how the hell is she gonna condone falling in love with a baby.
full grown man should not love a child in that way. its alright to love and protect that child from harm and danger.
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StarlessSixteen 1 year ago
Omg, I've been doing the same. . .Putting off reading Eclipse! I really can't get enough of the first two books, I re-read them both two times and finally I'm reading Eclipse. I'm so excited at the thought that I have yet to explore more of the Twilight word, Breaking Dawn still to go! The thickness of the last book thrills me!! =] By the way, I love watching your videos. . .You're a crazy bundle of fun! I just finished chapter nine of Eclipse (Target), can't wait to read more. Twilight ROCKS!
StarlessSixteen 1 year ago
Just wow... just wow... just wow... wow, wow, wow... "I live near Carlisle, whoo-hoo!"
SweetAcquamarine 1 year ago
sorry not the first kiss of jacob and edward i think its the secdond lol
DaisukiAmaiNichi1 1 year ago
omg im reading eclipse and im on chapter 5. but i heard that Jacob kissed Bella in it so I spent two whole days trying to find it. lol and I thought Jacob kind of acted like a rapist when he kissed her the first time . Haha lol
btw, i love ur accent!! it sounds so cool! ^_^
DaisukiAmaiNichi1 1 year ago
did this bitch even read new moon? how was jacob not a major charater? hes the whole book!!! lol
sk8rFreak99 2 years ago
"Imprinting" on a toddler is sweet? Imprinting on toddlers is essentially pedophilia and very akin to rape. The werewolf is depriving its victim of any choice they ever might have had when it comes to partners and a love life.
Kidnapping, funny?! What world do you live in?! Apparently one where abusive boyfriends are "so cool!"
I will not insult your appearance/intelligence. I will only say that this series sends terrible, despicable messages. I'm sad so many girls are eating it up so eagerly.
hayleymar 2 years ago 16
You think it's cool that Edwards abusive and not letting her see her friend? HOW ON EARTH IS THAT COOL? Yeah, because that's exactly what I want my boyfriend to do to me.
SlaveForYouBritney 2 years ago 6
stop insulting the poor whales! they are realy cute and she's just damn ugly! she's more like jabba the hutt, so bash twilight instead of bashing cute whales!!!
LadyFelidae 2 years ago
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you are such an ugly girl hahaha
Kras05 2 years ago
wow that was just flat out rude!
puppyroxie 2 years ago
Yeah, a guy ruining his girlfriend's car so she can't go out is SO COOL AND FUNNY!
No. It is abusive. Ffs woman..... how does your head work?
givemeantlers 2 years ago 10
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MasterNinjaKitty 2 years ago
took me a month to read all 4 books
Production62 2 years ago
The humming that you hear off camera. That is her baseball bat sized vibrator.
Jumpybeaver 2 years ago
you need to sue the shop girl.......
Jackbauer346 2 years ago 4
lol all i can hear from her mouth are whale calls. Lol do you think when she swims that nearby boats mistake her for a whale?! XD
She's probably big enough to spot on the whale radar lol
masterathedark 2 years ago
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For everyone who posted a comment saying that the series sucks just means that you...
1. haven't read it
or
2. Don't know what GOOD litureture is.
and that NOT EVERYONE likes the same things.
NovexusOblivia 2 years ago
Hahaha, good literature? Wow. I can't even argue..
Sevyn1290 2 years ago 5
For you, moronic Twitard who posted this stupid comment just means that you...
1- HAVENT READ ANYTHING BUT TWILIGHT IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
2- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LITERATURE IS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Gosh, people like you sicken me to no end.
OkitaAoyagi 2 years ago 4
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NovexusOblivia 1 year ago
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For your information I'm studying literature at collage... And I wont take book recommendations from a Twitard or a person who doesn't even bother to spell correctly. BTW I don't need to read anything to know you're just a moron drooling Edward fangirl.
OkitaAoyagi 1 year ago
I actully HAVE read it, many antis have.
Also, saying that I dont know what good "litureture", And saying that not everyone likes the same things, are contradictory
Twihards make me lulz
lolmuffins123 2 years ago
@lolmuffins123 At least they make you laugh, they give me a headache.
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
If not everyone likes the same things, isn't "good literature" (or whatever the fuck you said) kind of subjective?
Bagheadman 2 years ago
or, MAYBE we just thought the series sucked and got sick of hearing about how great it was
MrWhammydive 2 years ago 3
@NovexusOblivia No it spells "literature" not "litureture".
Also I think that twilight is an enormous ink stained pile of cellulose shit as opposed to, say, George Orwell's 1984, Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, Aldous Huxley's Brave New World, Alan Moore's The Voice of Fire, Chuck Palahniuk's Diary... You, know, not GOOD litureture... REAL literature.
THEMANOUTOFTHECAVE 1 year ago 3
@Novexus... You know what? I completely agree. Twilight is brilliant 'litureture'. It is truly an UHMAZING BUUUUUUK.
... 8D
UnidentifiedFemale 1 year ago
@UnidentifiedFemale thank you!
NovexusOblivia 1 year ago
Eclipse is my fav!
bevhills9O21O 2 years ago
Wow! You read a book in a day. Amazing: you deserve a medal.
Why is the imprinting thing a plot twist you idiot! The so called explanations SUCK- they're just there so that Meyer has an excuse to keep Jacob looking young. Of COURSE no one died: Smeyer couldn't sacrifice one of her oh so precious characters could she?!
xBleachAddictx 2 years ago
She didn't read it; she Wikipedia'd it. I don't think she can read...
interruptTaylorSwift 2 years ago 3
its just a book you silly coww ! :)
EmmaBabyyx3 2 years ago
How is a boy keeping his girl away from her BEST FRIEND cool? Seriously? Eclipse and the rest of the series is a disgusting handbook to how to have a horrible relationship.
Betelgirl72 2 years ago
Eclipse sucks, Breaking Daw sucks, Twilight sucks, New Moon suck. Edward, and Bella suck they all suck. Read some reall litriture. TWILIGHT IS GEHYY.
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Admiral! There be whales here! Man the Harpoons!
jukeboxxjamz 2 years ago
New Moon and Eclipse aren't essential to the story at all, and they're more drawn out and worse than Twilight and Breaking Dawn. Of course, they're all shit.
OathofOblivion 2 years ago 7
yeah lets make friends with werewolves cause everyone knows that they dont go insane and then rip their friends to shreds
XxNinjaThugXx 2 years ago 3
omg thanks for ruining it for me, now i dont wanna read the series
jayvan10 2 years ago 2
she warned you before hand. And why would that mak eyou not want to read it? Thats lame.
random4life219 2 years ago
You must enjoy extremely predictable books that need to be in the 'Satire/Parody' section.
DarkKendall 2 years ago 4
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charbashclohard 2 years ago
Don't you know any other words than 'umazing'?
RyuuchanKawaii 2 years ago 5
Does your partner:
act excessively jealous and possessive?
control where you go or what you do?
keep you from seeing your friends or family?
limit your access to money, the phone, or the car?
constantly check up on you?
Sound familiar? Edward Cullen perhaps? No? Really?
DAFAKQD 2 years ago 34
stephanie mayer is a mormon
..........LOLZ, no wonder bella made out with 2 different guys!!
haa, whatta skank!
scartissue94 2 years ago
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You look like what I just pooped.
ZombieZuperZero 2 years ago
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Hello weewee touching walrus.
EDWARD WANTS MY DICK.
Your walrus penis does not satisfy him.
SO GIVE IT UP, IT'S MY DICK HE WANTS.
PaperToeNails 2 years ago
It took me three weeks to read George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four, which is only 268 pages long. Breaking Dawn is 768 pages long. I finished it in a day. Why? Probably because Nineteen Eighty-Four is complex and interesting. You need to pay serious attention. I just skimmed through Breaking Dawn because NOTHING HAPPENS. Nothing happens in any of the books.
TubbyCatProductions 2 years ago 52
You, my good sir, win at life.
sleepflower92 2 years ago
@TubbyCatProductions I'm reading 1984 myself. It's great. An amazing satire on over controlling government.
Twilight is shit. :)
ReaperParadox 1 year ago
A speaking walrus on Youtube!
AWESOME!!!
YamazakiSuperDM 2 years ago
I love you.
You genius, you.
PaperToeNails 2 years ago
Honey, Twilight is merely a Mary-Sue devised by that bitch- Stephenie Meyer.
RyuuchanKawaii 2 years ago 11
You seem different here not so crazy you should have stayed this way.
Hedgeforlife 2 years ago
I like Corn dogs
PandasRockyo3 2 years ago
I'm alive
HMLich 2 years ago
you guys, i've figured out why nuttymadam is so insane. she was raped by pedowolf as a child and it left her emotionally scarred.
michellethehawtie 2 years ago 10
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Eclipse was my favorite. <3
JustWaitingRotten 2 years ago
humm ....mine is new moon cause i love jacob ....on the down side the vamps left for most of the book I missed them
linnett8bird7 2 years ago
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i like finding out why the books have there title like why new moon is called new moon,edward truly loves bella cuz even though she loves jacob too edward understood and he still loves bella i almost cryed in twilight and in newmoon twilight is a amazing story
mariko0044 2 years ago
They do NOT actually love each other. Edward STALKS Bella, watches her SLEEP, he removes the engine from her car so he can control her movements and basically OWNS HER.
Bella is a stupid bitch as usual, and likes Edward for the sole reason that he makes her horny.
aarilaxox 2 years ago 26
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he only did that becuase he was protecting bella from jacob.but edward doesnt think jacob is dangerous anymore and lets bella see him.when edward found out that bella loved jacob too,he understood why she did and he still loved her instead of being angry.edward really loves bella,as for bella im not sure why she loves edward but its not becuase "he makes her horny"
mariko0044 2 years ago
Wow. What a HEALTHY relationship.
"but edward doesnt think jacob is dangerous anymore and lets bella see him"
Hooray for the fall of feminism! Since when did Edward own Bella? This is the POINT of all the people who realize the abusive nature of their relationship. Edward CONTROLS Bella. Its sickening, not romantic.
If Edward really loved her, he would allow her to make her choice in friends even if he doesn't approve.
aarilaxox 2 years ago 13
lol well said.
Maybe Stephanie meyer is a misogynist.
cancantook 2 years ago
true that ...i hate bella i dont know why
linnett8bird7 2 years ago
Agreed. My friend who's obsessed with the book tried telling me about why Edward was the perfect man. She told me that he like strokes her hair or something and that he watches her sleep. I can't remember anything else but from what she told me I still thought Edward was a sketch even after she was done convincing me.
TeenTitansFan2006 2 years ago 3
Eclipse is strangely the hardest to get ahold of.
MonkeyOctober 2 years ago
Edward pissed me off a lot in this book. the whole controlling thing in my book is NOT cool! Edward was just a jealous blood sucker trying to keep Bella away from Jacob. There was no way Jacob would ever hurt Bella.
Merdenoms 3 years ago 10
The imprinting on toddlers and infants is not sweet, it IS creepy!!
So is stalking and controlling boyfriends.
Seriously, I'm not gonna mention anything about your weight (people that have done that are just as stupid as they claim you are.)
But damn, woman, you need help. You're way, way , way to obsessed over this book series.
And btw, you should learn more about the ART OF BOOK WRITING before you glee about how "amazing" Twilight is (for no reason).
Annausagi2 3 years ago 46
I KNOW! I tell people that I think Jacob's a pedo for being attracted to her. Then people are like "NO NOT ATTRACTED! IMPRINTED!" I think Stephanie Meyer learned this word one time and became so obsessed with it that she used it as an excuse for Jacob's creepy feelings for the toddler.
TeenTitansFan2006 2 years ago 5
Exactly. Makes me wonder if SMeyer (and the fans) have ever heard of child grooming...
Annausagi2 2 years ago 7
what are they talking about like you said he is crazy for being attracted to her but he doesent imprint on her .....i wish i could say more but i daont want to spoil breaking dawn TRUST ME YOU WILL BE SO REALEVED i was so pissed when bella tells jake she loved him and then choose edward poor jake being left hanging off a hook like that
linnett8bird7 2 years ago
Don't worry. I'm never going to read the books. You can spoil all you want.
TeenTitansFan2006 2 years ago 5
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jacob isnt imprinted to the toddler smart one,its quil
rockgurl1218 2 years ago
Oh no I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. I haven't been bored enough to waste my time on reading crappy literature.
TeenTitansFan2006 2 years ago 7
agreed!
radioQUART 2 years ago
@Annausagi2 what is this world coming this chick freaks me the heck out she totally is way obsessed with twilight she needs to frikin relax after all its all fictionally this chick beileves its all real she is way to obsessed
anticashmoneyrecords 1 year ago
Maiming your significant other's car so that he/she cannot leave your presernce is not "so cool." It is controlling and abusive.
LittlePyranhaFish 3 years ago 14
a clear, interesting and informative review thanks :)
anuerystic 3 years ago
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ok some girl said why are the books soo good.thats what i said at first.trust me they are amazing beacause of all the drama and love that happens in the books words cant even describe it.god and ever girl would love to have a guy like edward in thier life which makes you fall in love with the books even more and then what happens in between all of that i dont want any spoilers soo instead of trashing the fans why not just pick up the book and read it yourself.its worth the while trust me!
twilighterferever 3 years ago
I don't think I want an obessive abusive boyfriend like Edward. I don't want a guy watching me drool, snore or fart in my sleep. (We all fart in our sleep).
TsarObezyanka 3 years ago 42
lmfao
krystalvictor 3 years ago
i didnt mean it like that but thanks for your opinion i meant that out of all the things he could be doing he watches her dream of him and he loves her enough to do that. what do you mean by obsesive and abussive.? sorry for the late reply.
twilighterferever 2 years ago
@TsarObezyanka What if you're dating the guy and sharing a room is that the only exception?
DemonicRemption 1 year ago
TWILIGHT FER-EVER zOMG LYK yay!
peppermint23 3 years ago
god this book got me mad especially since i am one hundred percent team edward.i got soo mad at jacob when he kissed her.and then edward was like if you ever bring her back hurt again i dont care if she merely trips or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her head i will break your jaw for her.aha and then jacob was like may the best man win then edward was like that sounds about right pup.ha and i love chapter 8 temper&20 compromise because edward kisses her with more passion than usual.=]
twilighterferever 3 years ago
wha is ecplise about?
jlw23f 3 years ago
You're so different here than in your rant videos . . .
harpei12 3 years ago
i think yur fat and a bitch so ya. bastard
17twihardmo 3 years ago
daaaamn dat bitch so fugly the only time she gets wistled at is before the train hits
sovietbloc1940 3 years ago
These books are soooooooo anti-feminist. Who the hell is this "Edward" dude to stop a girl from going where she wants to go?
It's not romantic, it's creepy, controlling, and abusive.
doyouwash1 3 years ago 15
Omg!!!! i was sooo pissed off at bella when she said "I want to stay here and love you forever" to jacob!!! and when she kissed him back!!! If I was bella I would be soooo pissed off at my self!!!! she kissed him back and she was like how can we just be friends when we love each other like this to jacob!!!!! whyyy??????!?!?!?! edward doesn't deserve her!!!!!!!! shes lucky he cares soo much about her that edward doesnt mind!!!
fruitbasket555 3 years ago 4
ahhahah you so funnyyyyyyyyy get a life its just a god damn book ahahah
cccpvahagussr 3 years ago
i agree with what you said
i kinda like belle jacob, lol dont kill me
gumbostation 3 years ago
No man will ever have you.
ClockworkHobo 3 years ago
There isn't any substance to this review because wales cannot provide you with reviews, only blubber. MAN THE HARPOONS!
ClockworkHobo 3 years ago
Sigh... This is my problem with Twilight fans. They never tell what is so good about the books! I mean, if people can rant on endlessly why a bestseller is bad, why can't anyone tell us why they're good? Come on. "It's really really good!" Sorry, not enough.
Eltima 3 years ago 10
Putting aside my feelings of how Stephenie Meyer had actually blasphemed a perfectly good mythos with the Twilish series; how is this a book review?
When I opened this video, I was under the impression that I was finally going to get to know why you enjoyed these books so much. What I was actually given was a plot summary that jumped all over the place. Seriously though, instead of just saying it's a good book, explain WHY it is. A plot summary is not a reason why it's a good book.
FulStar 3 years ago 9
lmao...
wow.
LChowie 3 years ago
i would lick edward cullens face off!!!
:D:D:D
littleone0349 3 years ago
MICHAEL MOORE?????????
ILoveEmmaClark 3 years ago
Yeah..it was soooo funny when he had the engine in his hands when she wanted to seee jake. There's nothing hotter than controlling boyfriends. <3
StarShadow666 3 years ago
shes talking like they're real people...!!!
im scared...
Blondierawks 3 years ago
you should see the fuckin kids in my school.
spring ford = twitards galore
HOLOindustries 3 years ago
Same with my High School. Dear God, it's maddening.
EdRoyAlWin 3 years ago
omg i tried to read these books and it seriously hurt my brain....so terrible.
stalledcarousel 3 years ago 2
yay, another person who read the books after everyone started talking about it, and hopped on the damn bandwagon
learning2breathe2 3 years ago
I didn't believe before I saw this video that any human being could talk sooo long about absolutely nothing!
Damn. Wrap it up!
XxPhoenixChxX 3 years ago
eclipse was my fave. breaking dawn was awesome, but i guess im kinda pissed at stephenie because she had to go and stick a
the end on it! grr. o well, midnight sun...cant wait till she continues writing
HorseLuvrr615 3 years ago
omg when i started reading twilight all the books were out i read it and when i was done it was like 3 in the moring i like read it in one day the next was new moon in one day the next was eclips in one day and than breaking dawn ps ive read them 5 times each and i just got them 2 months ago like holy shit im obsssed lol
angelthea16 3 years ago
holy shit i can't believe people read this craptaculous tomfoolery of a book.
BRAM STOKER is still the genius of vampire literature...for you fuckers out there who haven't really read any classic literature to be able to tell the difference.
morningstarscrew 3 years ago 14
I agree.
SluderM 3 years ago
i agree so fuckin hard, you don't even know
i hate how s. meyer tainted the image of vampires. when someone said the word vampire, i used to think of dracula, dark, menacing, dangerous and seductive.
now when someone mentions vampire, i immediately think of twilight and crazy prepubescent 12 year old fan girls. ugh
learning2breathe2 3 years ago 6
ok i just finished eclipse the other day(yeah i know that i got on to the series a little late but i have read the books pretty fast so far). i reacted the same way to you when i read the book...i was crying and laughing the whole thing.
amy101nicole 3 years ago
Clearly Bella displays herself in this book as not only a manipulative, conniving bitch, but a complete tool to Edward's wishes. Rendering herself as useless and boring as a depressed puppet. What message does this give woman and young girls? You can be a complete toolbag so some mystical, sparkly magic man will love you.
The book was horrid and Stephanie Meyer is a jewbag who lacks hilariously in originality.
LunaLovegood22 3 years ago 19
Imprinting exists in real life, I believe Warren Jeffs was the one to coin the phrase.
jayalonzo07 3 years ago
this sucks donkey areshole
methtastesgood 3 years ago
I love Jacob. I like more of the scruffy guys. I'm not too fond of the clean cut perfect body guys, so I was cheering for Jacob. I know, it sounds terrible, but that's just me. I cried ( and felt rather silly about it) when Stephanie would explain the pain Jacob felt. I was like nnnnnnoooooo Jacob! Don't go! I like Edward, just less than Jacob. Thinking about it now, I think I wanted her to keep Jacob so I could read about him more! I wish Jacob was real! I feel like a dork now! Love your video!
BeCoolAndLiveLife 3 years ago 2
Jacob, is the love of my life too.
BlackSwan is my OTP, for the books.
NaleyandLeyton 3 years ago
Your review of Eclipse is awesome!
I haven't finished Breaking Dawn because it's the last one (other than Midnight Sun), and so I want it to last. But seeing as though I haven't read Eclipse in ages after BD I'm going to re-read it for the 3rd time. :)
xDeadxVampirex 3 years ago
OMG.
i totally agree with EVERYTHING you said.
:D
especially on the part where u said no man is every gonna be good enough for me after reading the books haha
why can't there be any guys exactly like Edward Cullen?! :]]
volcomchiick89 3 years ago
because apparently eddo is just words
you cant fall in lnoe / make babies with words
:(
WiseandUgly 3 years ago
i actually liked eclipse better than twilight because of what happens in it. and because they went into more detail about bella and the cullens relationship. because rosalie and jasper told bella about their human life and stuff. and i know i am a 12 year old boy but this series rocks but new moon i really didnt like because of what edward did to bella but then you learn why he did it but i still didnt like new moon period but the series is awesome and i cant wait for breaking dawn to come out:]
Thatwhiteboy285 3 years ago
i have 100 pages left im sooooooooooooo sad great review
Paigeandaudrey 3 years ago
OMG thanks sooooooooooo much im gonna finish it right now.... i love Edward!!!!
rochelly2007 3 years ago
AAAARRgg!!
i don´t have the book yet!!
i live far away so i´m waiting to
get it deliver and its killing me!!
i can´t be patient!!
and can somebody tell me why aren´t there any guys like edward cullen??
cgmesb 3 years ago
Wow, you and I have the exact same opinions about the book. :D
I had the exact same reaction when he was in Bella's truck and he wouldn't let her leave I thought that was so funny and I also had the exact same reaction when Edward said that line to Jacob after Bella had punched him and broke her hand, I thought tha was amazing. And I agree, after reading these books no man is ever going to be good enough. lol.
Love your videos! :D
shanellexo 3 years ago
Dude, your review of Eclipse is basically the same way I felt after reading it! Love your vids!
VanHRH 3 years ago
thanks!! always nice to know someone agrees with me!! pls subscribe!! lol.
nuttymadam3575 3 years ago
hav just noticed that u did subscribe!! thanx!!
nuttymadam3575 3 years ago