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  • a snake screams like a pig .muah

  • OWEN XD

  • @4:22 that is not owen wilson...the nose doesn't match up.

  • I guess that snake wasn't monkeying around.

  • @gearboxhpc great pun. deserves to be one of the top rated comments

  • I can make the same sounds the snake makes. idk how i do it, i just can. the snake kinda sounds like the t-rex if the snake's calls were monotone...

  • This movie scared me so much when i was 8 or 9!!!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OWEN DIED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • LOL@ 1:18-1:20...The snake like looks back and is oh look like easy slow food...

  • Scream! Serpent from HELL!! SCREAM!!

  • 2:10

    The only time Owen Wilson has been funny in his life.

  • anyone else laugh when de guy got slapped at 3:37?

  • YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OWEN IS GONE!!!!

  • "How could you forget about the wasp?"

  • @iluvvideos54 "horrible" lol

  • I piss myself at 0:30 every time! haha FLYING MONKEY to the FACE!! LOL

  • Whoa, @ 8:34, J.Lo. Kicks butt!!!!! I would hate to piss her off!!!!!! Come to think of it, i've never seen her that mad before!!!!

  • LOL I can't believe I was worried about this film being scary as a child.

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOO OWEN!!!!!!!!! WHY HIM?!?!?!?!? DX DX *sits in a corner and cries eyes out*

  • OWEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

  • I love the way he turns and holds a gun on Ice Cube and then kisses Jennifer again as if to say..."I knew it was a trap all along, but I'm still grabbing one last kiss". He was great.

  • Lol bitch slap 3:48

  • what did the snake spit at the english man?

  • @emdetroy a monkey

  • @lystraoctave oh, i thought it was a very tiny person lol or the first guy that it ate and they had just really messed up the proportions lol

  • @emdetroy he threw the monkey that the guy shot

  • It looked very wierd for an anaconda. i can't bare that screaming it gets on your nerves

  • people its a fuckin movie,they made the anaconda in this movie scream so it can scare the shit of people like you guys and keep it in their heads for a long time.Horror lol

    "im not you bluddy poodle" lol

  • lol asshole in one

  • 4:22 is a bad thought...lol

  • snakes dont scream... so what the fuck was that.

  • noooo owen wilson nooooooo

  • looks like anaconda's are spitters not swallowers ;)

  • @kstahhchyeah lmao whoda thunk it

  • i didnt know u could fish for anacondas XD and if i was on this boat i would have run inside the boat not stayed on the deck LOOL

  • 6:48 Ooooh the almighty power of pussy.....

  • @Dresden1065 LOPEZ STYLE!

  • I have to say as well, Ice Cude IS quite the badass here! ty for this movie, lector!

  • holy shit jennifer lopez packs a punch

  • lol 2:10

  • It seems to be a rule: Don't be the blond guy in horror movies! War movies also kill off the blond guy as well!

  • this snake looks soooo real... not

  • The sequel is rubbish.

  • snakes after been treaten they runaway...lol but it would be nice to find a 40 feet anaconda

  • lmao it threw a dead monkey at him :) "take that bitch!!"

    lol and atleast jerry or whatever the dudes name was didn't get killed as traumatically as the first dude did.

  • @patmrhottiepantz haha, and why didnt the dart do anything to it

  • I'd have closed the deal with her...

  • I HATE that the snake screams like a little bitch everytime it shows up in a scene. I don't mind fake looking movies, but why is the snake squeeling.

  • I just don't understand why he had to jump in. It would have made more sense to help her in by grabbing her hand and pulling her up the boat. I mean, she isn't going to swim any faster with him in the water...

  • Okay... So watching Owen Wilson get taken down by an Anaconda (no matter how fake it looks) is kinda scary... Not gonna lie...

  • ew she kissed an old dude

  • @rihannagirl26 i noe

  • @rihannagirl26 Please...I'd kiss him.

  • If you think about it this movie is based off of mythology of the Giant anaconda. Atleast i think.

  • LOL! "@sshole in one!"

  • I love Jon Voight. He was sooo campy in this. He made the movie.

  • That wasp is good for a why you trippin off a 2006 cloak knock out. we can fck that on tha hood.

  • He was dead the second he got constricted .... simple as that

  • whats this movie called?

  • i cant beleive they didnt kill him

  • this movie is showing how greed can corrupt you in a crazy way

  • The face he makes when he says "theres a devil inside everyone, horible" with a cocky ass smile, lol what a sonofabitch

  • ...and i always wonder why they don't just shoot the crazy one...

  • asshole in one lolzXD

  • Jennifer Lopez he doesn't like you but he likes ANACONDAs.

  • i just have to wonder, if some of you all who are watching this movie, forgot that it is a movie after all? no one expects it to be 100% accurate to anything biological or whatever maybe the case. it's a movie, not a documentary or something.

  • @psychnurse2012 its called being a critique, it comes naturally with all movies

  • it takes 5 weeks for an anaconda to digest a meal that large. during that period they sleep

  • First of all, your a biology student? OOOH Wow, you must be SOOO smart. Shut the fuck up, we've all taken Biology before. Second of all, who cares if its not biologically correct? Its a MOVIE. Its fake. And this movie is as much a thriller as the fucking Care Bears.

  • @joeman107 i agree but i dont understand why you have to say it like that ?

    we need more peace, love and hamony here on Youtube... haha

  • @joeman107 dude calm the fuck down

  • @joeman107 Actually, a biology student would know more about biology than someone who is not a biology student. Anyway, I really like this movie. It's very exciting. I think It's even more of a thriller than Care Bears.

  • @joeman107 1. take a chill pill, 2. i bet the biology you are talking about is in high school, while the biology lector is talking about is in college so there is a huge difference and 3rdly you need to stop acting like a total douchebag

  • since when do anacondas learn how to use their vocal chords?

  • @Lesinotto ikr!!! LmAO!!

  • that guy got owned by a girl

  • 4.23 wtf

  • snake making funny sounds

  • 7:33 Golf club upside the head; "Asshole in one!" haha I remember that shit from when I was in the 4th grade, still makes me laugh

  • Can't they just kill the snake?

  • @famousprincesses no, because that would be the end of the movie real quick

  • lol i wet my self at the beginning of this part, when the dead monkey is spat into some guy's face, that was so funny

  • Dude, this movie is sooooo biologically inaccurate.

  • haha! I know, I am a biology student.

    But despite it's inaccuracies, it makes a good thriller!

  • @lector0003 what are this moviesbiologic inaccuracies

  • @fabioblanc enlighten me

  • @loveybear15 1) Anacondas hardly never attack people - only if they feel frightened. People don't belong to the anaconda's food chain. 2) Anacondas don't move like that (last scene where the giant snake follows Jennifer Lopez); 3) Anacondas don't throw up a meal as fast as the one in the movie (scene with Jon Voight); 4) Once the anaconda has fed, she digest that meal for a VERY LONG TIME. Weeks, maybe; 5) Anacondas don't attack as fast as the one in the movie.

    Is that enough? lol

  • @fabioblanc im enlightened lol

  • @fabioblanc I agree with most all of those other than ' they don't attack as fast as the one in the movie'. I've seen Anacondas strike, and oh yes they do move that fast however they don't just randomly strike over and over like they do in the movie, pretty much one strike one kill.

  • @fabioblanc they can't scream either... thats ridiculous

  • @fabioblanc like every other movie, i know a little bit about VW beetle's and i was looking for stuff in the herbie movie hehe

    they are all full of bs that makes them a good movie

  • how?

  • @fabioblanc thats why its just a movie to entertain us...

  • @fabioblanc How? Im not being a smartass or anything I just want to know what it is that is wrong

  • @fabioblanc What do you mean its biologically inaccurate? u mean the anaconda can't move that fast and that it can't be that big?

  • @BryannaAkins560 1) Anacondas hardly never attack people - only if they feel frightened. People don't belong to the anaconda's food chain. 2) Anacondas don't move like that (last scene where the giant snake follows Jennifer Lopez); 3) Anacondas don't throw up a meal as fast as the one in the movie (scene with Jon Voight); 4) Once the anaconda has fed, she digest that meal for a VERY LONG TIME. Weeks, maybe; 5) Anacondas don't attack as fast as the one in the movie.

  • @fabioblanc Look at the way that dumb bitch is crying/shouting for Gary, stupid thick insecure woman, wish the Snake killed her lol.

  • this movie is so funny lol

  • ahhhh creeper! haha day got him!

  • Ok theres NO way that snake would be moving after TWO huge meals! It would have to sit and digest for weeks!

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  • @Aliluvsbunny are you replying to my post? if yes, i said that it should've been denise pushing sarone aside after he tried to prevent her from saving gary. then denise pulls gary out of the snake's clutches and pushes sarone into the snake's clutches. then sarone would be eaten instead of gary.

  • haha well kinda. But snakes have to DIGEST their food for a long time, they can't just go swimming after more prey right after lol

  • who here agrees that sarone should've been eaten instead of gary?

  • 4:22 4:23 i always hate that fucking part poor owen he didn't deserved that i would wish was his girlfriend she was so stupid and idiot.

  • hell no. denise tried to help gary. i should've been that asshole sarone. he prevented denise from saving gary. now it would've been better if denise pushed sarone out of the way, rescued gary and push sarone in the snake's clutches allowing him to be eaten instead of gary. thank god sarone dies later. i felt much better after denise died because then it makes it less sad. despite this movie being great, it would've gone off much better if gary and denise both survived.

  • wait a minute was that men on the minute 0:32 mateo?

  • does owen die in the end??? =[

  • the tranquilizer (cant spell) was shit

  • gary sure did deserve it

  • Sharon:''There's a devil inside of everyone''.

  • ------funny at all-------

  • Garry grab my hand!!! BLAAGGHG!

  • hahaha the dramatic head turn of the snake "priceless"

  • lol 7:30 his expression should be on a giftcard

  • 8:30 how can you forget about wasp that man is sick

  • also it looks like gary gave danny a handshake or as ghetto people would call a "pound" right before he get caught be the snake in 1:36

  • i think the snake is a girl look at its face at 1:43 the snake even kisssed gary aka owen wilson lol

  • that bitchboy with that biitch hair is gay!

  • asshole in one

  • thats not how you tie someone up 8:00 minutes to 8:12, you do a figure 8 knot around their wrists and ankles to form a hog-tie fashion, then youd bind that to an immovable object such as a beam or a bar attached to a staircase, but this sort of knot, doesnt give the impression the man is actually tied up in movies

  • when denise falls in the water and the anaconda hears the splash i bet he said "hello beautiful!"

  • why did she just stand out in the opne like that? It's her fault she got knocked in the water. She should have been in one of those rooms if she was so scared.

  • i think there is only one snake in this movie.

  • thats disturbing does the snake swallow them dead or are they partly alive?

  • Usually by the time the time the prey is swallowed, it has died due to asphyxiation.

    And if a constrictor ate a person, I doubt you'd be able to see the impression of that person's face through their skin.

  • @evilemperordude Lmmfao who cares. Its the highlight of the movie

  • is tht him wo play hannibal lector ????

  • This is Jon Voight. Hannibal is played by Anthony Hopkins.

  • no that's angie jolie-pitts dad

  • JARRY GIVE ME YOUR HAND... BLAAABAGH

  • I don't remember if there are more than one anaconda in this movie cuz I haven't watched this in a few years, but on a technicality this movie is VERY inaccurate and I only noticed it just now...

    If I remember correctly, an anaconda [or a snake in general] won't have to 'hunt' for another meal for a few days, if not a week or so, depending on how large it's kill is. So why is someone being eaten everyday?! I can safely assume that it's the same anaconda

    Ah, anyway, this movie is still great :]

  • @TatteredCrimson Woot! I agree that this movie is full of shit in terms of facts...but who cares!!!

    Lol bow down to an awesome movie

  • mateo was hispanic and therefore spicy and the snake decided it didnt like hot food so it went for the sweet, juicy american guy=]

  • lol what the hell is gary doing grabbing ice cubes hand when he is already on the boat lol

  • 7:00 the old guy gets lucky with Jennifer

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  • could be more then one snake though

  • If an anaconda that big eats a person, it would rest for a very long while for digestion until it is hungry again, not like in here that it feeds and feeds and feeds with no problem of digestion.

  • Mateo wasn't tasty enough, so he spat him out and decided to go for Gary.

  • Who is Mateo and Gary? Pls tell me

  • Mateo is the captain who died when he fell behind and Gary is the man who's life was over at 1:39

  • Yeah, Gary looks yummy while Mateo isnt

  • owen wilson got pwned lol

  • 0:59 wouldn't you shit yourself if a anaconda was looking at you like that

  • lol 4:21

  • u asshole! i luv owen wilson, dont make him die!!!!!!!!

  • he almost made himself die once

  • The account who put this up got the parts of this movie wrong alot.

  • that snake obssest hunter is a really really good actor

  • @LovelyBear2107 Academy Award winner Jon Voight.

  • if i have learned 1 thing in my life than it is that you dont f*ck with raptiles, snakes, crocodiles, aligaters, dino's. you just dont f*ck with them.

  • sry gary. u got greedy with an insane hunter. that's what you get....

  • poor Gary lol

  • aNYWAY at 4.23

    Did u see owen in the stomach in the snake.Think he is still alive.

    Im gonna make a conversation of the snake.

    Anaconda:I think im going to puke.Why did i swallow this person WHOLE.Oh man he is still alive.I should have eat limbs from this idiot.

    (Anaconda swims away,owen's girlfriend crying)

    Girlfriend of owen:YOU IDIOT SNAKE!

  • Hate u paul.U just make Owen Die.HE IS SO AWESOME AND COOL!.

  • thats what i said! he is awesome

  • damn it!!!! if only that stupid piece of shit would have let her shoot the snake, gary might have made it out alive!!!!!

  • the snake wouldve broken every bone in ownes body so he would be in enormous pain

  • oh gary...that's what you get...

  • maybe, but that's so sad! i love owen wilson!! and that girl that loved him, she made me cry (her sobbing).

  • he is always dying in ythe movies

  • at 4:23 where you can see the dudes face, i dont think that is really possible. lol

  • Well, it could be, the snake is in the perfect angle in that moment; and it also depends on the oxygen inside the stomach..as he breathes he takes away oxygen so the stomach gets smaller..

  • Way to be a genius rofl

  • haha unless he looks like that guy from that scream painting :P

  • did anybody else know that denise is the same women who played sam in eight legged freaks, that police woman

  • i do now that u brought it up lol, i own that movie, haven't watched it in years though.

  • i luv that movie