Talladega Nights - Cal aka Mike Honcho

[A7xfan2010]

<3

[beanmaster1234]

HAAA HA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[lolitah028]

WHen I first saw this in the theater with my husband we laughed so damn hard I thought we were going to pass out. My stomach hurt, tears were running out my eyes, I couldnt breathe. We laughed for a good 5 mins after the scene. Movie is funny as hell.

[blursg2]

Who could ever dislike this video... Fucking Hilarious...

[MikeHoncho0255]

Im mike honcho and i find this really OFFENSiVE!

[thelastsandlins]

I am the real Mike Honcho... How dare they!

[MrCheesebomb30]

Goatse

[okwiseguys]

Doing this on my best friends death bed!

[americanlabelcorp]

4 People dislike this video? Who are these people and why do we have to live in a world where they exist?

[flipdog69xxx]

This is the absolute best 47 seconds of the movie.

[autumnorfall]

They prolly had to wait until he was ACTUALLY asleep to do that seen.

[DoctorMeatDic]

@autumnorfall "scene", you stupid cunt

[autumnorfall]

@DoctorMeatDic Was typing on my phone and it auto-corrects me. It probably saw my miss-spelling closer to "seen" then to "scene". Stop making assumptions imbecile.

[DSVetDad]

@DoctorMeatDic Wow...got a little upset over a typo, did ya scooter???

[LynchMobster47]

The name "Mike Honcho" almost sounds like a play on words for "mi concha". lol

[darkbeat101]

It didn't get into 3 peoples brain that he spread his butt cheeks as mike honcho

[EpicDesires69]

community college lawlzz

[meowmaster3]

I would hate to wake up and hear that!!!

[62cyoung]

will ferreal sounds like brett favre

[dmp78]

"i pulled my butt apart and stuff"

[TheBlackhawk58]

his voice sounds different 

[bdasht]

this is some of the funniest shit i've ever heard anyone ever say on film or in real life. john c reilly is a comic genius!!!!!!!!!

[BookofJellyBeans02]

why is there a dislike option for this.. and WHO DARED TO PRESS IT?!?

[juliangonzalezx]

2 people DIDN'T spread their butt cheecks as mike honcho.

[SmokinBluntzzz]

i love this... when I first saw this scene i laughed my ass off.

"i just wanted you to know, if it got into your brain some how, that i spread my butt cheeks... as mike honcho..."

[robynsegg]

2 people spread their butt cheeks apart.

[robynsegg]

I swear to God this NEVER gets old! lol!

[edmdood]

yes one of the funniest parts in the movie . hahaha

[ninjas5477]

That's actually my real name

[dogman7777]

Who's the dipshit that "disliked" Mike Honcho? Must be a French faggot.  The "dislike" on this video is for profiling purposes.

[tedcantu1]

To me this is THE ENTIRE FILM.... this scene is over the top hilarious because its so serious. There is nothing to prepare you for it.... it just cuts in and he blurts this out while Will Ferrell is knocked out cold in the hospital. He didnt ask for this either. Then the part where he goes, "I pulled my butt apart"... full spread.... just kills me... totally hilarious

[uberjosh2323]

The person who disliked this is the real Mike Honcho

[MrLemonnade]

Anywhere i go now if anyone asks my name i say im Mike Honcho

[MemeScythe]

"But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me. If it got into your brain somehow."

I think that's the funniest part haha!

[Muskrat123]

for your health

[CharismaticEdge]

Pure comic genius!

[underling17]

i spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho lol

[iamduncanblah]

Just wanted to let you know that i spreaded my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho

[mvpofwrestling]

"I Spread My Butt Cheeks As Mike Honcho" lmfao! amazing!

[Musicman510ee]

I love his expression when he says "I pulled my but apart... and stuff" he lowers his eyebrows as if he is getting disgusted with what he is saying lmao this is the best scene in the whole movie

[Musicman510ee]

"But I just wanted you to know that"

Lmao he is so serious about this, as if it's the last thing he will ever say to Ricky, LMAO

[jordanjoe20]

he said "I pulled my butt apart...I was totally nude.." LMAO

[joetheanglo]

Props to John for not cracking up in this scene

[mvpofwrestling]

@joetheanglo i know right! if i was him, i've would've been dyin' laughin'! lols!

[thenorthwind]

only funny part of the movie

[rmassie11]

Wow really???

[2seconds2long]

sssh! Don't talk

[randomfilo]

whats mike honcho supposed to mean anyway :S

[AZcowboy25]

damn good scene haha my friend calls me Mike Honcho, but i never did pose for playgirl magazine, haha, one of the best scenes in Talladega Nights

[svheaton]

The dialogue is hysterical but what makes this scene so genius is the music that's playing underneath. Just listen to it, it's beautiful and could easily be the same music played during a serious deathbed scene.

[poke3p1]

lol i luv this seen that i spread my butt cheeks as mike honcho. lol

[2seconds2long]

@poke3p1 just about to type exactly that lol

[therealsouperman]

I always send this to my friends @ work hoping they will open it within ear shot of others lol

[robynsegg]

WHY WOULD ANY1 TELL SOMEBODY THIS???

[DickGrayson456]

lol this scene is halarious. "You probably didn't hear about it because i went under the name of mike honcho"

[maximushuts]

@88mphsss

Please don't insult the legendary John C. Reilly by comparing him to the unbelievably unfunny Larry The Cable Guy.

[88mphsss]

@maximushuts oh i just meant maybe he was making fun of Larry or something

[hankhenshaw619]

this is the funniest shit man this kills me

[eirikstube]

hahahahhaahah

[americanpsyko]

I spread my butt cheeks as mike honcho.

[ibleedcarolinablue]

get it into your head somehow, that i spread my buttcheeks as mike honcho...

[teekyformybonghole]

mike honcho is my bebo name lol

[JiffyJones5]

the end hahahaha

[VitaminWaterFreak21]

omg, i freaking love cal.

OMG, HAHAHAHAHA,

"i did a full spread" sickk

!

hahaha, I LOVE THIS MOVIE! 5/5

[aggremo]

Don't forget the crucial "...and stuff." That's another killer. I mean, WHAT kind of "stuff"?!? "I pulled my butt apart, and stuff..." Wow. Amazing. How much of this do you guys think was improvised? The way he delivers the lines makes it appear at least partially improvised, another big reason its SO.DAMN.FUNNY. And gets funnier the more you talk about it, reference it, use it in conversation...brilliant.

[rockthepenguins]

lololololol, "I spread my butt cheeks as mike honcho"

[cm23dan]

The "pulled my butt apart and stuff" bit kills me but when he nods his head as he's saying "I did it" just cracks me up everytime. Cal is one of the best characters ever!

[dannysmokes73]

@aggremo its absolutely all improvised.just like the commercials they were shooting,they always changed because they were always off the cuff.that is one of the funniest scenes in a movie.classic already.

[tilicome13]

@aggremo No, the part that gets me and breaks my ribs is: I went under the name MIKE HONCHO, what kind of a name is that? The kind that kills me with laughter, and his stupid facial expression. These guys are genius.

[WonderNoobie]

i spread cheecks as pablo sanchez

[bostonceltz]

funniest scene in this hilarious movie!

[blindside7]

lmao

[purpIeHaze]

"i spread my butt cheeks as mike honcho"

rofl

[DarthKris17]

How the hell did John and Will keep a straight face doing this scene? It's such an unexpected line. Even when I think about this scene I crack a smile.

[chaosman921]

This is such a funny movie

[JacopeX]

GOATSE!

[TeamSamson888]

full spread lmao

[jmondo311]

i pulled my butt apart and everything...thats jus friggin hilarious!!!!!!

[ninjanick14]

hahaha my favorite part

[LawDogg978]

lol man

"full spread"

priceless!!!!

[shyhelms]

This was one of the funniest parts of movie. LOVE IT!!!

[joshcaprai]

@shyhelms that was the ONLY funny part of that movie.

[CoRRineEcakEs]

lol i love this movie

[mmnr001]

Anyone seen the Five Questions with John Cena when he imitates Cal Naughton Jnr......some funny stuff

[robynsegg]

Now it's in MY brain! & I can't get it out!

[robynsegg]

Now it's in MY brain! & I can't get it out!

[caaaxy]

I "AM" Mike Honcho!!! Muahahahah!

[Chwep]

I just wanted you to know,if I got into your brain somehow,that I spread my butt cheacks as Mike Honcho

[robynsegg]

ROFL! My eyes are tearing up!!!! {{{{^_^}}}}

[tgibson10]

lmfao!!

Why did he feel like he needed to know that?!?

[robynsegg]

LOL!  My sides AND head hurt! {{{{^_^}}}}

[nbomb1204]

haha thats what makes it so damn funny

[aggremo]

Exactly. The fact that THIS is what Cal just HAS to say to his dear buddy, unconscious in a hospital. If it's the last thing Rickie ever hears, it's apparently crucial most of all that he understands the story of Mike Honcho. Every line in this is genius. For instance, no one here has mentioned the classic -"It was weird...I...I mean, you probably didn't hear about it...".

[kr8zygurl23]

this movie is the sh!t :D

[gucylucy24]

is john c. reilly the most underrated comedy actor out there?his delivery is class!

[jackdanielz818]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[monkeyluvinjew]

i play it over

and over

and over

it gets funnier everytime

i hear lmao

MIKE HONCHO

[ScotchyMcDewars1979]

I die everytime I hear it too LOL "I pulled my buttcheeks apart as mike honcho"

[gutterfly13]

i wish i was a guy, so i could be mike honcho!!!

[bizarre4744]

u can spread ur buttcheeks aniway and upload the video

[gutterfly13]

lmao!! it would be VERY disturbing!

[daprodigy254]

dat shit was classic! lmao!

[ScotchyMcDewars1979]

That is the FUNNIEST line in the whole movie.....LMAO

[ChuckTheBum]

I order pizzas with this name ever since I saw this movie. I just cant get enough.

[kaugurathewinddemon]

I just wanted to let u know if it got into ur brain somehow, that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho!

LOL! that is the funniest movie.

[blizzy2001]

hell yeah never gets old

[Todayisblue]

I concur with the others, this is the BEST scene in the entire movie. It will never get old, ever.

[lycanthropunk47]

i spread my but cheacks as mike honcho

[bp408]

Thats my alias

[Aeoxins]

i spread my buttcheeks as mike honcho.

[co0708]

I jus wanted you to know i spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho. haha

[Rockstar66333]

best scene in the movie.

[hairmastr48]

isn't it Knights

[DudE4T7]

this is the funniest thing i have heard in a long time

[RequiredFields]

One of the best scenes in the movie.

[DudE4T7]

no the best scene lol

[tttbasura]

HAHA

[Gamezero05]

hahaha I LOVE that movie