FIREWORKS OUTLET JUNE 2009

[htwooh21]

YEA - - - FREE SPEECH IN AMERICA ! !

Marketing success!!

Go before Congress and lobby for free explosives for everyone. Buy one C4, get free three more C4. ==-- C 4 C4 4 U. BOOM BOOM BANG BANG.

GO, ALA-BAM-A! :)

YEH YEH YO STUPIDO... :/

[WaterfrontBoss]

That's surely “NOT". Buy one get 2 or three they must be bankrupt or going out of business sales.

[davidsplash]

bang bang boom boom, jeesus christus, the fat one at the right looks like ma gurlfriend an once we put a firework in her ass, and the rocket flew properly away, but burnt her pussy, she said it hurted a bit, but the nice thing was that her pubis hair burnt, so she was properly shaved for once. i likes that because hairs are not cool. haha, that was a funny week end

[BRANDY82375]

@cornelia3evans Come on, this is funny! I'm from Alabama too and I'm not the least bit embarrassed. There are so-called hillbillies and rednecks everywhere. Trust me, these ladies know exactly what they're doing. Their commercials are intentionally campy, and probably made them quite a bit of money. Lighten up and be proud of where you come from. Don't pay attention to all the disrespectful, ignorant generalizations that complete strangers make on this site.

[enjoilife1128]

AMERICA!

[ndogg20]

 Saw this ad on Conan Obrian and wasnt sure if it was made up for the show or a real ad. Unfortunetly now i know.

[scatman4sniper]

my boner is pissed

[halsgu01]

god damn the south is fucked up

[CrystEarthPaw]

Saw this on Worlds dumbest couple months back XD

[FresnoNino]

ATTACK OF THE SHOW sent me

[reconpace]

Sad thing is, that's just over an hour from my house and I NEVER want to pass through that city again....

[GambitCretu]

AOTS!

[ajabrams95]

Attack of the show brought me here.

[RoninShadowAssassin]

WTF but kudos on the GMILFS :D

[SunTannedKitty]

Viva la Fireworks!

[gusbusify]

AOTS



[abdullahalshehab2]

got ament :P :P

[Thecommunistowl]

WUT

[chickadii415]

God bless America.

[ZeeJeff]

What pleasant names. They must have been named after what sounds they make when they take a step.

[pistolprophet]

only in america..

[angel30382]

Wasn't this on the World's Dumbest?

[UGNJake]

@angel30382 Yes, it was. :D

[TheOzone527]

WAT

[Doominatorx6]

Hell, I'd still hit it.

[xIpyreIx]

I buy my fireworks here. So many people show up during holidays they have parking lot attendants and food/drink vendors.

[kippers2008]

This is anything but hot ladies!

[deuone]

USA in 30 seconds

[SamuraiSentai]

What.

[jamaicanman3]

27 people didn't get a boner

[sethocopia]

They call bang bang "the little one".

[Jonpoo1]

Man, I love America..

[lighturpl3]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[SugaryDoll]

I can not stop watching this, Bang Bang lady has me under a hypnotic spell with her ''ciggys for life'' voice

[CyberTiger000]

Well, at least 4th July is gone.

[LiquidTokyo]

Now that I've watched this commercial, I can't seem to find my dick...

[LiquidTokyo]

And I thought shit on a stick was bad. I'd like seconds please...

[Scorpiondesu]

I got an erection.

[llieske]

cannot be unseen

[liorsb10]

i dont know why i watched it

[josepigo]

I just threw up a little.

[edgepotat]

Well... had a good run, but I'm off to kill myself.

[phillipmart]

i live about 15 minutes away from phenix city. i would have gone there, but i wasnt sure how to get there.

ps. around 4th of july time, I SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING THEIR DAMN COMMERCIALS!!

[s0ulfire]

LOL was invented for this moment

[WayfarerYouth]

what.. the fuck... did i just watch.

[alyssaisit]

How do you set black people and white people back at the same time?

[Toro953]

please just die. both of you. please

[Creamylicious]

America sum up in 31 second

[Mic1337Panther]

@Creamylicious REDDIT

[wayayaw]

I can fap to this.

[HoldEmRules]

GG boners.

[pwnageprata]

i wanna see de big one put de fireworkers in her pussyyyy

[holyhackjackson8]

I like how 'Boom Boom' ran out of breath after having attempted to speak for more than 4 seconds.

[RobKarmic]

I found this difficult to masturbate to.

[ucme2l8ter]

ima call the number

[MoonBHAA]

America has bombs bursting in their national anthem, America was created to fuck shit up. Drop bombs all over planet Earth. Literally, bombs bursting in air.

[MisterFailBox]

I fapped to this.

[bloodshot1245]

thanks charbarett

[Toro953]

i hope they fucking die

[HobbaWorld]

I would.... NOT tap dat

[cmonutube]

I can't even put into words how disgusted I am by this commercial

[imstock]

WHY THE HELL IS EAGLE MAN OVER HERE? --->

Oh yea, REDDIT.

[Grxff]

roll tide

[Sortevik]

@LeRoyaleAvecFromage Yup.

[RichasB]

I've got the weirdest boner right now.

[mrwatts]

@RichasB laughed and drooled at the same time when i read this

[mileycyruscousinchad]

wtf

[Darklightx19]

Please god no 'bang bang'

[moonsaves]

Look for the huge as-

FLAG. I MEANT FLAG.

[Battie]

Were Rhett and Link here?

[JRCrowley]

High-fructose corn syrup.

[HobbaWorld]

why why??? did sosolid2k send me here!! why!!!

[darkaker69]

sosolid2k sent me here.

[zeppelin0110]

WTF!

[gamer5122]

anyone else go to that website?

[JiggaWhere]

I WANT BOOM BOOM IN MY ROOM ROOM

[sumguy333]

did she just throw explosives?

[wardle118]

now THAT'S hot.

[starlocketbs]

sossolid2kk is epic mohahah



[rexreborn1]

WTF SOSOLID....

[tyty1794]

I got blisters on my dick

[Nagare89]

what the devil....

[nascar348]

sosolid2kk brought me here!

[94Motaz94]

sosolid2k sent me

[gamer5122]

oh america...

[thenewnovaking]

das hot...

[markynho]

How can I get back to Reddit?

[Domce133]

Sosoild2kk didnt send you,you've clicked the link

[weezcake]

I'd tap that.

[LiveInTheMetalScene]

WHY would sosolid favourite this lolol

[trryhrl]

Bang Bang was easy, but masturbating over Boom Boom took some struggling.

[FEEDER87]

God bless America!

[TheGullibleParrot]

"We're gonna show you somethin' really hot!"

*throws fireworks down*

BOOM

[evelmassa]

mmmmmmmmmmmyeah

[ciavarella1292]

reddit

[livinglegend1187]

@ciavarella1292 Sucks.

[ciavarella1292]

@livinglegend1187 YOU SUCKS! :D

[PissyThePissedOff]

Tricky, but I managed to masturbate to this

[liammcfc]

Dat Ass...

[bmsgoat]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[sniprgamr]

*facepalm*

[SKANKYFish]

Fuck my life.

[Melonie86]

Oh man, I used to live in Phenix City D:

[Riotdrone]

hahahaa

[jjdog202]

I feel odd but that got me off

[BaxaTV]

I'm watching a commercial from the US here in Germany, and I'm from Spain. The answer is yes, this video it's a worldwide success.

[CaptainHollyShort]

I have the weirdest boner.

[pwbdecker]

Get thray for fray!

[charlietjr]

I wanna bang-bang Boom Boom.

[a012345]

@charlietjr You don't want to boom boom, bang bang?

[topsy420]

Haters gonna hate

[Chissman]

i'm 12 and what is this

[vookap]

@Chissman Uhh. It's a commercial for a fireworks store. How stupid are 12 year olds these days anyway?

[TeRoRaVeNgEr]

Well... uhhh. I guess.

What the hell

[aligatorsandwitch72]

.....'MERICUH!!!

[SomethingReallyG]

i gust threw up a little in my mouth

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

I pass on fireworks this year... I wont get these images out of my head for a long time now.

[seinfeldfriends]

Now that's hot!

[SilentEcho8]

NOW DATS HAWT!

[Horthgar404]

I find this...difficult to fap to.

[Klukie1994]

god bless america

[lakermangmx]

aha cool



[ShadwsofArchonia]

@dE3L I can't hold my laughter in, I can't.

[OutlawThunder]

So sexy.

[superweegee]

we're these the hottest two workers they could find?

[NoSignalProductions]

@superweegee Please check your spelling. You're making the other misogynists look bad.

[dE3L]

the gravitational lensing makes those fireworks look bigger than they actually are.

[dualscreenman]

@dE3L Relativity's a bitch, but not a big of a bitch as these two women are.

[justthatkinddaguy]

oh gawd

[TheJalapeno]

Hey man, selling explosives is hard business. Thank god we have people like Bang Bang and Boom Boom out there doing the hard work for us.

[vinsimjos]

nice ad..

[ASSEMblerEX]

Want to run in there with a flame thrower lol

[BlackFlashDrive]

@ASSEMblerEX I loud mad hard at this

[Cheesewookie]

awesome ladies



[ritonlevrai1]

EPIC WIN

[Immortalis0411]

Sexy mamas

[rockediny]

i threw up O_O

[swapanb]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[raymondjackso25]

Paris Hilton stole Boom Boom's catch phrase.

[gaypotter]

byring fireworks is stressful, I need a cigarette...

[elemental12345678900]

Yeah its the flag that is HUGE...

[S01iDuS]

0:10 I want you to draw me like one of your french girls Jack.

[gamewinner1728]

Someone should set this place on fire. :D

[gaspompWR]

Now that's hot!

[Crimsonchinn]

AWWWW SHIIIIIIIIT rule 34 up in this.

[moviesmovies1]

rule 34

[Funnysterste]

i would be scared to go shop in this store? what if one of the customers is a terrorist with a lighter? oO

[RandomKommentor]

Bonner!

[GlassofAIDS]

D:

[HellFighterz]

i dont see an ass. i see two basketballs in a pair of beige shorts

[dionphaneufandjzbabe]

Happy Independance Day Americans.

[GlitschkaSavannah]

Lol this is awesome!

[8Degtyarev8]

...

yea im not going bangbang OR boomboom to this

[ellegy]

I'm gonna go shoot a bottle rocket into my urethra.

[MrGregoryNiceVlog]

Now that’s hot!

[mascadanator]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Weeman44444444444444]

has she got downsyndrome

[amazingbruce]

LOOK FOR THE HUGE... flag.

[drunkenstyle]

WEDDAMINNIT THIS IS A REAL COMMERCIAL

[usernameunrelated]

I can fap to this.

[adamp2574]

Bang Bang can be Pebbles and I will be Bam Bam

[malibar1]

i looked up the definition of america, this was the first result...........

[MonthOLDpickle]

@malibar1

Jumping on the bandwagon I see. Tool.

[ChevyDuramaxMan514]

I saw this on the smoking gun and it's so fuckin funny that smoker fuckin raspy hillbilly thats hot!

[frank233345]

Maybe Boom Boom & Bang Bang can supply the fireworks for Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' wedding (Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.........if they'll ever GET married that is)

[ICoLdCs]

LMFAO

[SloshTownLIVE]

@ICoLdCs did u just watch this?

[babybeautified]

They say that sex sells, rite? Well in this case sex bankrupts!

[AnimeLovingFamily]

XD