Pat Shortt Jumbo Breakfast Roll Video

[hayleybaileybob]

awh here lads i member when i was we and me and me cuzins always sang this :D

[Gravydd]

So funny:) gowan pat shortt we all love ya here in ireland wicked song btw:)x

[DestroyedCinema]

Brilliant



[Katescraggs2000]

Feckin love Pat short lmfao ;-) jumbo breakfast Roll or wha'! Hahaha

[AussieBum80]

whats he singing?? :-P

[jonjomcgov]

Brilliant. Comic genius

[BFFbleachfansforever]

his brother is my art teacher mr short is da bomb hahaha we keep calling him a bi peta and he takes shit from the entire class when he leaves the room we lock him out and root threw his bag where one time we found a red lacey bra and ask him if he dose drugs lol best teacher goin

[555colm]

2006 schan ;)

[torque234]

0:26 look at the price of fuel compared to now

[ThePeacefulSkye]

Haha love this song!! So much better than rubberbandits!

[feenster92]

Glad that the video is free from the unimaginative "X people missed the like button". I wish YouTube would go back to the star system just to stop those comments. "Wow someone's missed the like button!". "Why is there a dislike button on this video?". YouTube should ban any comments containing the words "like", "dislike" or the infectious "Justin Bieber". Please thumb down any "X people missed the like button" even if you agree with them. We have to stop them from polluting the top comments! lol

[MONTAGNEVILLE]

I JUST PISSED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THIS. PAT IS FECKIN LEGEND. GO ON PA YA FECKIN GENIUS.

[MrJamaicanPenguin]

L E G E N D ! ! !

[bannanachops]

shell became topaz not statoil like you said, they changed the name I assume because of the shell to sea thing, fuck shell

[globetrotterfh12]

best song ever

[CandyCloudsOfLulaby]

ledgend of a song lmao

[McAteerPaul]

Classic choon!

[TheBadbhoy]

HARD TO WACK THE BREAKFAST ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teresam961]

best song ever

[niamhoconnor2k10]

Serious Chone :L

[TheDog0405]

the groverment are the ones that are making a joke out of the country not our songs

[TheSickgood]

@TheDog0405 Well said!

[MrVigilante228]

this is a deadly song

[rallyman981]

what a song !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!



[waaeaa]

@snugnsilky

Its all connected. I suppose. JBR's part of something devised by a ppl and culture in this part of the world. Change the ppl and you change the culture, bye bye JBR's, hello Josh Bbq Ricecakes

I am just saying we are unaware that multiculturalism will cause the indigenous cultures of europe to disappear in about 2040, your kids will be subjected to racial and islamic religious abuse, perhaps even murder, the beginnigs are already happening in Europe. Spreading the awareness

[shanefeeney111]

thumbs up if u like dis song !! :P

[MrCiannn1]

hey pat wats up :p



[dottyokelly]

im eating a breaky roll right now :) go on patt real irish man yup the fuck

[waaeaa]

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[ReTarbedMoNProDuktan]

Thumbs up if you think Pat Shortt is a legend

[nyora1]

so happy ♪

[seanjosephhayes]

I'm English but live in Laois and Patt Short is some legend... Most natural witted hilarious Irishman goin and this song is vintage ha

[EricaKline4787]

YES the trrick is to go to grabaudionow..com to get the 256k version of thiss mp3.

[brandonlovesmonkeys]

Why the fuck would I actually care what any Yanks or Brits think of me I'm Irish and I'm proud and I'm not gonna be ashamed of that.

[theycallmebabyc]

This song is great, I was introduced to this song by a good friend of mine from Wexford, Ireland. It sounds delicious!

[torque234]

the tastiest thing in the world

fuck i'm hungry now

[mufcdouble2008]

I typed in on google jumbo breakfast roll lyrics it says "i get a hold of that lumious jacket n shake off me fuzzy head" well i think thats wrong cause when u listen to the song it sounds more like " me lumious jacket n shake off me auld porter head" anyone know the actual lyrics?

[fredfredcharlie]

class

[bobfari]

this is the most stupid fucking song to ever come out of Ireland, and i hate pat shortt.

[UnbreakableWestlife]

@bobfari Well why r u hear listening to it ?????

[UnbreakableWestlife]

@bobfari Well why r u here listening to it ?????

[padiD92]

@bobfari Well then don't listen to it... what's the point in being a douch and saying that, cause really no-one cares

[JellyBean603]

thumbs up for killinaskully

[DjKredox]

Things like this make our country a joke for others :/

[feenster92]

@DjKredox No they don't. Leprechauns, shamrocks and novelty hats with ginger beards do. Anyone with half a brain will realise that it's a humourous song. If you want to see something which does make Ireland look like a joke look up Crystal Swing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (by the way I don't hate them or anything, they're very talented, they are just the complete personification of the American stereotypical view of Irish people).

[sunburntgirl96]

@feenster92 i agree with DjKredox...cause we don't need comedians to make us look like eejits, altho most of ireland are nice, geniune ppl there are the few that go out of their way to make us seem like complete insane, drunks and wasters

[llxDoMiNaT3xll]

@feenster92 or if you want to see a joke of irish society look mat the bailout and the corroption that is found in our politicians

[feenster92]

@llxDoMiNaT3xll I agree. Should default on the debt!

[darrin42]

@feenster92 Could not agree more with that statement if I wanted too.

[bakulover22]

@DjKredox yes it does make our country a joke for others 

[deedee762]

@DjKredox  our drunken taoiseach makes this country a joke for others

[EmzyLeary]

@DjKredox it doesn't offend me... and im irish

[mawrchmandog]

@DjKredox You want to see what makes us a joke to the rest of the world?

Fianna Fucking Fail !!

The Fucking Green Party !!

We have the ugliest government in the world, Cowen, O'Dea, Harney..... need I go on?

Our crooked bankers get their big fat bonuses..................Joke!

The whole country is in shite, all the world laughing at us, and you're worried about what people might think of a "comedy" song?

Get a life you fucking muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[05266386]

@DjKredox Shur dis says nothin bad about ireland u know dat 80% of ireland love breakfast rolls dats y he sung it

[beckielucy4ever]

@DjKredox Just letting you know, I think you've made a few enemies xD

[xCurlGrlx]

At my Irish summer camp every year it's a tradition for Patrick, my friend's cousin, to sing this song on the last day. Seeing as he's too old to go this year, we're teaching a lad in our class and he's gonna sing it :D

[jpomunitedman]

up up the irish pat short maks it funny

[JaTochNietDan]

Patt Short is a legend :D:D

[babycakes9999999]

dnt ask but my class learned this song in 5th class :S :L

[saintcasper91]

Two eggs, two sausage, two rashers, two bacon, two pudding, one black, one white. All stacked like a tower on top of each other and rolled up good and tight. If you're having some tea, the milk's over there, you'll find sugar in the bowl. Said she do you want some sauce on that, says aye I do in my roll.

LOVE IT!!

[eiLiS16rYaN05]

i love this osng soooo much :D i remember when it came out and everyone was rushing to go get it!! :D good auld pat shortt!!!!!!!!!

[dublinlea]

wat de fuck

[TheIrishLad010]

@dublinlea Your a dub you just wouldnt understand ;)

[animecrazy1111]

2 eggs , 2 rasher ,2sausage ,2 bacon ,2 pudding 1 balck 1 white ha ha ha ha id love one know great vid by the way i little mistake here and der bu other than that i really enjoyed it kkz xxxxxxx

[mepizzasmangled]

"SAY I DO ON MY....... HOLE!! HOw was that?' LOL

[Nirnias]

topaz is cheaper! and its irish :D

My uncle is a CEO of Topaz, he patented the name :)

[midnightcell]

@Nirnias i reckon Topaz are a company taking over the world!!!! haha

[TheLollipop911]

topaz is irish but statoil was dutch

[yorkadorable]

2 rashers 2 Bacon arnt dey da same??

[lyne2292]

if u eva had a proper irish breackfast u know there differant

in reply to yorkadorable comment

[anonamous112]

@yorkadorable yup der da same :)

[MegaMasseyman]

funny song lol

[chariotruler]

did you see Mattie hope they make a series of it. it would be so cool!! he is the best comedian and killinascully was a very good series to i loved d'unbelivables i watch all of them on you tube so visit my channel

[garlybhoy]

Great Song!! Shit Video!!

[savgege]

classic song

and ye im not happy that statoil got replaiced by topaz

even do topaz are cheaper??????????

[skullface443]

I Lol when he says 2 eggs, 2 sausage, 2 rashers, 2 bacon, 2 puddin 1 black 1 white. really fast

[thatboyronaldo2k8]

ses she do u want some sauce in sez i do in me ROLE

[MrKatious]

if your some tae the milks over there you find sugar is in the bowl

[ireland141]

the perfect bfast roll is rashers, sausages, black and white pudding and a couple of hash browns?????? what ya tink

[jasg61]

they did this in the irish times in tenirife and i can say it . ha ha ha!!!

[aaronphelan]

the celtic tiger was fuelled by breakfast rolls; the staple diet of the irish working man

[spudsucker]

centra in temple bar brakfest rolls all day €2

[TheWaffleSniper]

LoL

[star1969xxx]

yeaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[manusdeburca]

RIP the jumbo breakfast roll. its with the celtic tiger in the grave.

[star1969xxx]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[star1969xxx]

im starvinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[SeanH345]

im from IRELAND i live in WATERFORD.

Go ON De BLUE'S

[yllabdarts]

i love the end "how was that" pure irish

[PMcM1007]

i was on vacation in ireland,,and my family got me to listen to this,,, and its very funny altho i dont get it all,,, but this man has it in the lyric department..,, when i got home i had to youtube it,,, and its great,,, the sad verse,,, ha ha..lolz...

[jmsphelan]

Basically the most popular breakfast for anyone in Ireland is a breakfast roll with rashers, sausages, black and white pudding and a couple of fried eggs which can be picked up usually at any gas station from about 5am onwards. Thats what its about

[DrummerDMF]

haha hes easily the funniest lad alive. hes a pure legend that one

[brixyfella]

ah now lads b d jazaz,ye cant bait d oul brekky roll,ye can in me hole

[thejokerofgothamcity]

who cant love this song patt shortt is a ledge

[raheens2k8]

he is a pure ledge

[OkoPiotr]

I'm not Irish, but I love Patt and his songs, ohh and I love beer ;)

btw my fav is Okocim recently ...

[Faye4ever77]

Every irish person has 2 love patt short

[CiaranM838]

cool song

[haginureboy]

love tis song

[AzzaInEire]

What A Song, ;]

[seanonus]

this is classic the vegi part is funny!

i really want a jumbo brecfast roll now!

[kog103]

I really, really, want a jumbo breakfast roll now! Amazing song!

[gregralph]

Played this over in Fado's Pub on 4th St in Austin at about 3 in the afternoon, locked after a GAA match. some craic!

[windmillsea113]

feed me

[feenster92]

When I put this video on youtube I didn't think it would get many views but nearly 30,000 (at time of writing this) I want to say thanks to everyone who watched or commented on the video. Thanks lads!

[BlobbityBlobBlob]

Drweavil thanks for the steriotype! and dude, RELAXXXXX its a song. and also do you know how many marys there are in ireland? alot. also, you have no clue whether he feels good or not!! take that american!

[7thParade]

good video, good work

[feenster92]

cheers 7thParade

[wingsofbutter]

roll and tea the best combo since bread and butter

[Thecoolgameguy]

At the end it sounds like he says he wants sauce on  his hole HAHAHA!! :)

[iwilladdeveryone]

I DO IN ME ROLL! so funny

[Drweavil]

Heh heh Irishguy... the only thing I find sad is how you feel the need to put others down in order to make yourself feel good. Now that is sad.

At 37 I would have thought you would have gained the maturity to avoid such petty comments.

It's a funny song, well delivered and people like it. if that bothers you then I pity you.

[Drweavil]

Sorry but that still sound like a load of jumped up twaddle. It's called comedy, a genre which you clearly have trouble understanding.

From personal experience I know that the very people he's pulling the piss out of love the characters he creates and sing along with these very songs. Get off your soap box, it'll do you the power of good.

[feenster92]

your face is an embarassment lol oj you love the jumbo breakfast roll song really though dont you? thats why you couldnt resist watching it and then saying that comment to cover it up youre in jumbo breakfast roll denial lol

[thejokerofgothamcity]

LOL im from ireland who cant love this song :):D

[MADNESSRULE2K8]

ha Im From Ireland Also I Think This ould

Be A Great Choice If They Ever hange Se Na Fina Fail Ha

[feisprincess97]

so am i and i love the version of enimen

[xtinacorrigan]

yay!saw doctors tonight!!!!

[PMcM1007]

Pat Shortt for ever!!! HA.HA. Take it handy now lads!!! Get up the yard...

[XxXgroovaliciousXxX]

Aahaha, LEGEND!

Eireann abú! =D

xXx

[CianaBabez]

wooooooo we irish rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[canovee]

Come on the Irish!!!

[333snottbox333]

THIS IS GENIUS. DAVEY KID.

[Electrictoothbrush2]

yea,but its still wrong ya fagit

[Ciaran666]

nice one

[69Bildo69]

Dats a shell garage not a statoil!!HA!!

[RiiDDiiM]

Fuck me, i love Ireland.

[feenster92]

i know i pointed that out ages ago before anyone even commented on it

[aidan3000000]

pat shortt is gas man .

[Electrictoothbrush2]

is rasher n bacon not the same thing?or does he just mean 4 slices of bacon?

[Ciaran666]

theyre the same thing, he just added it into the song to make it sound better

[maharees]

reminds me of going 2 o'sheas garage in blenerville outside tralee for their famous beakfast rolls every sat morning. the good old days!

[irishguy20007]

How could anyone half normal find this funny on any level.

[feenster92]

because anyone half normal has a sense of humour

[feenster92]

unlike yourself i may add

[twomeyangel]

vos were irish

[KJR1916]

This is fucking brilliant! Pat Shortt's the man!

[irishguy20007]

RUBBISH

[twomeyangel]

your rubbish u probably have your ass stuck in some folk music

[feenster92]

learn how to speak english if you're going to leave a comment or else noone will understand you lol

[twomeyangel]

i was sayin it to somone that sed this is crap song and he said he's into folk music

[mikeys9608]

Lol, Statoil is no more,

(In Cork.) There's Topaz now.

Oh, and I wouldn't like to peel a pigs bladder (Eww.)

[jimmyjoebob247]

dats tru dwn er i fermoy its topaz

[tasha100100]

This Song Is the Best, Me and Mates, all Learnt It On Guitar, And we made A Really Cool Version On This, but Its Not As Good As The Real Thing!

Great Video (Y)

[warthogrs15]

Brilliant I am an electrician but i play guitar and i love this song those rolls are lovely

[775434567]

when its says there not sight better than melted butter u put in milk and butter

[tasha100100]

he Says theres not Sight Better Then Milk and butter!!!

[ChocolateKittyKat]

No, he says there's no sight better than melting butter!!

[eihpos08]

this is a really easy song to remember!!!!!

p.s your video was way better than tedfitz

[tekman20]

cool

[feenster92]

The only mistake I made while making this was the part at the start when he says "I just head to the statoil garage" I should have used a picture of a statoil garage but instead I used a picture of a shell garage.

[patrickedmund]

I am lovin this

[feenster92]

Thanks for all the positive comments!

[meathxxx]

that is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinkchic1001]

great video

[LilMooPrincess1994]

da cool video haha sav song too!!

[TOSIEMCD]

ledgend