TORCHWOOD Innuendo Squad TWO Gareth David-Lloyd, Kai Owen

[NobodyYouKnow09]

I love how it sounds like an older lady who asks if Ianto is a top or bottom...just goes to show fangirls come in all shapes/sizes/ages. Which is like totally awesome...cause it makes me feel better about being a 18 year old boy flailing over them lol

[cos2mwiz]

@NobodyYouKnow09 Ha! Actually, she was my friend (in her 70's) asking for me (too chicken)...plus I was shooting the video, and hate my voice. =D

[NobodyYouKnow09]

@cos2mwiz lol that is awesome, but still...that she was willing to ask it is awesome :D

[Nadezda5]

Awesome xDXDXD

Btw: Gareth says 'Piči červená' in Czech, which although extremely incorrent gramatically does transate to red fanny xD

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

never woulda thought of Ianto as the uke...

[Raveshinu]

......I need subtitles....

[cos2mwiz]

@Raveshinu Click on "show more" under the video. Transcript link is there. =)

[Raveshinu]

@cos2mwiz LOL. That's amazing. I suck at accents.

[cos2mwiz]

@Raveshinu Believe me...it was DAYS of listening intently and wearing out the rewind to get it done...plus occasional help from some viewers more familiar with the accents. Actually having heard it all live helped a lot as well.

[orlisbabe]

3:38

"Oh Mr. Giant, you're massive!" xD lmao. I'm really loving Gareth, just as pervy as John. Too bad he wasn't there.

[orlisbabe]

there's a lot of him in Ianto as well xD omg.

[LittleBloodyGirl9]

Well now we know what Ianto meant when he said that Jack cheats. I just love Gareth.

[TheKeksiify]

@LittleBloodyGirl9 That cheating part got now totally different meaning. Always if somebody talks about cheating, I start to giggle. :D Gareth is just hottie.

[drwhoandtorchwood1]

Is Kai Owen gay?

[cos2mwiz]

@drwhoandtorchwood1 Nope. =)

[drwhoandtorchwood1]

@soulofkonoha009 lol Xb

[Biathine]

This is so funny! X-D Just wanted to let you guys know, since I'm czech, Gareth actually really tries to speak czech - "Píča je červená" he says,but his pronaunciation is really off. I'd have no idea what he was saying if he didn't say it afterwards. :-D

Anyway, wonder where he learnt that ... :P

[LoveThyComics]

I love that when he says he'd push Gwen off a cliff everyone cheers. :D

[TwilightPhantomXmcr]

ride a panda

[spbookworm]

Thank you so much for uploading this video. Ianto was my favourite. And since I found out what Gareth Lloyd David was like, I fell in love even more. :']

Less than three.

[cos2mwiz]

@spbookworm You're so welcome. =)

[soulofkonoha009]

OMG!!! So thts how Jack cheats at naked hide and seek!!!! *O*

Ianto catches him........but Jack fucks Ianto anyway xD

[Angiiescom]

@soulofkonoha009 : OMG! You just made it all so clear! I've always wondered!

[prue6967]

@soulofkonoha009 More to the point, that's WHY Jack always cheats at naked hide-and-seek! XD

[obsydiandreams]

haha, not as good as the first one, but thats cause no john barrowman! haha, need more of him. kai owen is fun too... and ANYTHING with GDL is amazing. :)

RIP Ianto......

[Wexsie]

Gareth sounded like Stewie from Family Guy when he said, Oh you like that dont you big boy :L xx

[emily100094]

i totally blushed when the lady asked is ianto a top or a bottom >.<

[cos2mwiz]

@emily100094 HA! Inquiring minds want to know! That was my friend, asking for me because I loathe the sound of my voice on tape...also because I was chicken. =D

[Namaechan]

Could you put up a transcript in the description? I can't hear what he's saying, and since it's almost 2 am i can hardly turn up the speakers...

[cos2mwiz]

@Namaechan There already IS a LINK to a transcript in the description. =)

[Namaechan]

@cos2mwiz What? Huh. I could have sworn i checked that. But... Weird. Was this really the clip i couldn't understand? And... What? Uuh...

Yeah, there's a reason why people are supposed to be in bed before 12am. Night... /04:24

[smedogz]

I'm curious as to where in season 3 Gareth was referring to when you could see the shape of his .. gun. XD

Has to be in the first three episodes, right?

[cos2mwiz]

@smedogz ~ Well...I don't remember which exact episode, but I do seem to remember that scene he describes and yes, it was definitely in the first three episodes...ep 2 I think. I'd go back and look for it, but it's still too painful to revisit CoE. I miss these characters immensely.

[smedogz]

@cos2mwiz I know how you feel, I don't think I'll be able to go back and find it either, though I am pretty sure I know which scene he speaks of.

*shudders* To revist CoE just for that though? I don't think my heart could stand it!

[cos2mwiz]

@smedogz ~ My heart still isn't back in one piece. NEVER felt like that about a silly show before...BLOODY TORCHWOOD!!! = (

[smedogz]

@cos2mwiz I only watched Torchwood two weeks ago, so the wound is still quite raw. I have never been so affected by a tv show before, but I've been crying about it ever since. Can't read fanfic or watch fanvids or even *think* about CoE without tearing up :'(

[cos2mwiz]

@smedogz ~ It will get a tiny bit better over time, but like you, I still can't read fanfics (unless they're funny, and pre-CoE), and I've watched only a couple of fanvids since that dreadful night, but end up sobbing over my keyboard, so...RTD can DIAF.

[smedogz]

@cos2mwiz I hope it will get better with time. Although until such a time, I definitely need to stay away from Torchwood fandom. Its such a shame, because I never got to experience the good years :(((

*stabs RTD*

[hystericalmuse]

@smedogz I know what you mean. I haven't been able to watch CoE since the first time 'cos I found it so emotionally draining.

[98MoJo98]

is garreth gay?

[cos2mwiz]

@98MoJo98 ~ Nope. He's engaged to a gal named Gemma,

[98MoJo98]

@cos2mwiz good .........lol.......i thought jack had turned 1 of the good 1s away

[cos2mwiz]

*Points to MORE INFO section* ~ Transcript link there, if that would help. =)

[padackles16]

is he drinking beer...never would that be allowed in the us lol!

[cos2mwiz]

@padackles16 ~ absolutely drinking beer...and this is in L.A. If it had been televised drinking alcohol would have been a no-no, but without TV coverage it's perfectly fine.

[Katiethecloud]

They are clearly punch drunk!! Hahaha!! Torchwood Smut = LOVE

[one0cynical0one]

lol, hilarious

[Namaechan]

Ah.. I could hardly hear what they were saying because of the echo, but a few of the jokes got forward... Omegaaawd! They're worse than John! *LOL*

[cos2mwiz]

*points to the MORE INFO section* Link to transcript there. =)

[Namaechan]

Oh! Thank you! I was in school and I forgot to check the more info box :P (Yes, i know. I watched THIS in school. But it's fine as long as no one knows how to read lips. Or have a decent english.)

[JoRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

sorry i no this sounds stupid but i cant hear wat there answering so can some on tell me wat gareth sed

[cos2mwiz]

*Points to MORE INFO Section* Link to Transcripts there. =D

[JoRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

im still tying ... him JB and DT lol or all three

[x1HellGirl1x]

Lol, they are so amazing together XD and I really thank you for the video and especially the transcript =)

The thing Gareth said in Czech is "Piča* je červená" (Your fanny is red)

*In Czech it´s a very vulgar word ... =D

[cos2mwiz]

I'm really happy I did the transcript because it made me realize how much I'd missed live. Glad it was of help. =)

[JoRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

cors its vulgar in check its not the nicest phrase in english ... americans ok its your arse so its dif lol

[dalekdalekdalek]

Brilliant vid! I met gareth a couple of months ago, he's hillarious! *favourites*

L x

[cos2mwiz]

Yep. He's a con-goers dream guest. Always quite entertaining. =D

Thanks for watching!

[jibikao]

Kai is gay? I find him very cute!

[cos2mwiz]

Nope. Straight...and engaged. :-)

[JoRRRRRRRRRRRRRR]

aw whos he engaged to

[cos2mwiz]

His fiancee's name is Gemma.

[reddevilpoes]

thanx for the transcripts....I'm Dutch and though my English is more than excellent....my hearing isn't...you've got to love these guys! Wish I could meet them in the flesh.

[wngFangel]

These guys are such great sports with us pervs. LOL! :P

[lizzymaxia]

I loved it! Gareth & Kai are love. Such a great team! Thanks for filming it :)

[cos2mwiz]

You're very welcome. It was terrific weekend.

[JaqueDark]

Did anyone else notice he seemed to be rubbing his crotch the first few minutes?

[cos2mwiz]

It is mesmerizing, isn't it?...but he was actually twirling a bottle cap in his fingers. =D

[6Elianah6]

It kinda disturbs me that the woman who asks if Ianto is a top or a bottom sounds the same age as my mom, lol. I don't need to think about my mom knowing about this stuff!

Hilarious, thanks for the video and transcripts :)

[cos2mwiz]

You're welcome! HA! Trust me, the gal could be Gareth's grandmother, but she's truly young at heart. I only hope I'm still appreciating beautiful men when I'm her age. ;-)

Thanks for watching!

[AmyasFarsight]

ride a panda <<<< so freaking epic.

[AmyasFarsight]

push gwen off a cliff? YEAH baby!

could you, please??

[xMikanNamix]

Gareth is just too adorable! Thanks for posting :)

[cos2mwiz]

You're welcome!

[HGUFNH]

At 5.09 the way that Gareth holds the mic makes him look as if he has a moustache.

Haha!

[flyfloyd333]

Love the rules for naked hide & seek :D

"Well, if you catch the other one, you can fuck him. They're quite simple."

[boysarefun]

so this bit is in the interviews with gareth and kai?

i havent seen the others so i was just wondering :D

[cos2mwiz]

This is just a compilation of the naughty bits from the full hour panels I've posted. I like to have them all in one place. ;-)

[LiqueNin]

One possible correction for your transcript: at the end of Roast Orgy, I think Gareth actually says "Nothing quite like a good stuffing."

[cos2mwiz]

You're right! Thanks so much! :-)))

[Fordgirl]

Thankyou a million times over :)

They're going on my iPod, whose name is Tosh. My sons says I'm sad *giggles*

[cos2mwiz]

You're welcome!

Yeah, my daughter feels the same way...Too bad! *cheesy grin*

[Fordgirl]

LOL exactly. My oldest tells everyone I'm a geeky vampire *giggles*

[XCymraegPrincessX]

In your transcripts, the welsh the woman says is "Diolch yn vowr" (Thank you very much)

and then later on Kai says "Croeso i cymru" (Welcome to wales)

This is brilliant by the way! :)

[cos2mwiz]

Thank you SO much! Really appreciate your help.

*smiles and then runs off to fix*

Oh yeah...Rydych chi'n garedig iawn. Diolch. :-)

(trusting my Street Welsh phase book on that one.) ;-)

[arcturusstar]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

I really love these. I keep on going back for my dose of naughtiness. Thank you so much for the innuendo clips and for uploading the whole interviews~

[cos2mwiz]

My pleasure...No, REALLY. My Pleasure! ;-)

Thank you for watching! Hope to be adding more this summer, so stay tuned. :-)

[cos2mwiz]

TRANSCRIPT Now Available. Look under "More Info" for link or please PM me if you'd prefer it emailed.

Thanks for watching! :-)

[Kalily09]

You're a star for uploading these innuendo squad videos :) They're a convenient source for all my Torchwood naughtiness needs. The only thing better would be if I had enough money to see them in person :D

[cos2mwiz]

YOU are too kind...Thanks. That's precisely why I threw them together...easily accessible naughtiness. :-)))

[cos2mwiz]

"Well, I should imagine a bit of both. It's always nice to mix things up, isn't it?"

I have a transcript for this one and the Saturday Gareth solo Q & A if you're interested. Still working on the others and should be ready in a week or so. Please PM me if you'd like one. :-))) Thanks for watching!

[IantosCoffee]

Ha! I love these naughty bits! thanks for this and the comic-con one, you're a genius for doing these.

[KeshiKitty02]

Agreed! I really love these. Its a series now! woot!

[cos2mwiz]

KeshiKitty02...

Thanks! Please stay tuned...I'm hoping to add a third installment after Comic Con this summer. *Fingers crossed the boys will be there* :-)))

[cos2mwiz]

Gosh Thanks!...but it's actually more to do with selfishness. Didn't want to have to search for my daily dose of naughty bits. ;-)

Plus...the guys are so funny, these things practically make themselves. :-)))

[cos2mwiz]

Glad you likee. And have I thanked you for the favor?...Love you for doing it! :-)))

[cos2mwiz]

Thanks for watching and taking time to comment! :-)))

[xxxiluviantoxxx]

lmaooo

thank you for posting, and btw are you doing a dvd of any of these like with comic con?

[cos2mwiz]

You're welcome. Yeah. Please PM me for more info. :-)

[timesmasher]

All the best naughty bits! Thanks for posting!

Does Rhys have a thing for sheep?

Yeh, he's Welsh, 'course he does!

LOL!!!

[cos2mwiz]

You're welcome. The naughty bits are always my favorite, so it had to be done. :-)

Thanks for watching!