What Really Happened To Abe Lincoln (uncensored)

[RIPxJoKeR]

Thumbs up if u watching this sheet in 2012

[Happenis10000]

What what what what what hey WHAT what what

[Gallo1307]

Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!!

[MyNamesDrake]

Oh now you fucked up.. NOW YOU FUCKED UP

[woowoowoojohnny123]

suck my presidental cock bitch fat ass piece of shit XD



[guglemanutz]

I dont know why u lookin down here bitch!!! Vids up there!!

[blueminty100]

I did

[RaneMatthew]

WHICH ONE OF YOU DEAD MUTHAFUCKAS JUST SAID THAT SHIT

[mexgirl198]

DONT BREAK MY BUTT

[thecarowinds]

Every time u mother fuckers say something stupid chuck Norris punches a baby in the face so alot of babies hve been punched thnk u for doin tht ppl

[winningtiger55]

0:00 your welcome

[000045josh]

suck my presidential cock, BITCH!!!

[Bligernata]

340 people fucked up !!!

[UrMomDotCom08]

Funny as hell!!

[XdavidRtrottX]

THIS COMMENT LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSANDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[CrazyEnzo03]

OHHHHHHHH.

NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

NOW YOU FUCKED UP.

YOU HAVE FUCKED UP, NOW.

NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP!!

[MJsista]

Love this one!:) Saw it LIVE about an hour ago!:D I LOVE Zach! haha

[nicoya9000]

ok thats i believe that i knew that happen to abe

[Rickybobby23232]

That REALLY needs to happen to Obama

[Ken117able]

@Rickybobby23232 Only after you suck his presidential cock bitch! lol

[questhero101]

Seems legit

[Kurnurs]

*comment summarizing the video we have all JUST finished watching* THUMBS UP IF U AGREE ^___________^ xD <3 <3 <3

[KobiTheBeast]

what! what! what! what! what! what! HEY! what? WHAT!

[LikexaxbossG6]

Did that really happen

[TheKyoyaandDanny]

OH OWW! HE"S HITTING MY BUTT! HE'S HITTING MY BUTT! HE BROKE ME BUTT! OWW!

[wgaawesome]

funny as crap

[therock07198]

Does this show come anymore CAUSE I WANNA WATCH

OMG HAMLET I JUST SAW A FUCKIN VAMPIRE

[gangbanger4321]

lmao

[slimshady2303]

what what what what what what what??? hey!..."what" what what what what!?!?!?

[123failful]

Samuel L. Jackson: "Say What one more time mother fucker!"

[Ganguku]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK, BITCH!

[mtndewdude28]

now u fucked up now u fucked now u have fucked up Mr.president will u please be quiet Suck my presidential cock bitch u fat ass piece of shit. THUMBS UP IF YOUR FAV. PART IS THAT

[briansacount5]

U people don't need to type the fucking lyrics down we all saw the same video it's no different

[TheDelzak421]

SOPA CAN SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK!!

SOPA HAS HAS FUCKED UP!!

[legitprestige85]

everyone in the background are like paintings or something

[XxWrekkedxX]

I love how he goes from skinny to fat in the insults XD

[headless619]

All the people who disliked this fucked up!!!!! NOW YA FUCKED UP NOW YA FUCKED UP MOW YA FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!

[injuryguy2]

Was it u string bean you skinny ass looking mothafucka turn around and say it again suck my presidential cock bitch you fat ass piece of shit u tub alard looking mothafucka

[paperbackwriter14]

i need to find more uncensored sketches, they're so much better

[999pokerface]

Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt­tttt

[ThExYeti]

THE BLACKOUT IS COMING!!!

[mattwins18]

@ThExYeti mother of god, get the candles!

[Swaqqmastress]

My friend told me about this and she reacted it it was funny....but this is the funniest shit i have ever watched...AAAAHHHH HE"S BREAKING MY BUTT!

[usbo100]

Obama want the first black president.......

[XxSuperfantasticxX]

back to the wierd part of youtube again

[rabidgunnyrabbit]

so THAT'S why he wanted to free the slaves...

[crazymichael95]

I hate when there's no top comment...ugh now you FUCKED up!

[RASKAL831]

i like how the woman behind trevor has modern clothes

[sterner19]

WAS IT U STRINGBEAN?!?!?!

[Matthewneubauer]

It says "added January 16, 2012" Wtf

[superkulhaidman]

I tried this at twilight... needless to say a small kid got hammered in the butt.

[halofable574]

I act like abraham lincoln whenever I watch tribetwelve

[RamtruckProductions]

...

In the butt.

[SyKoKoMoFo]

funny video wish i could think of something like this lol

[carale1986]

Okay, who gave the go-ahead to release my secret memoirs? Not cool, kids! This information is dangerous! Thankfully no one reads into farce anymore. Or anything, for that matter. All's well that ends ill! A stab and a laugh!

Ignore this blasphemy! Abe Lincoln was shot in the head. Or will be. Abe Sapien is already dead, Wukong too. I mean, Hellboy. You're all in the grip of Emperor Zombie!  -The Amazing Screw-On Head

[nickelbackforever1]

SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[TheJLTIII]

he's hittin me in the butt dont break my butt dont break my butt he breaking my butt XD

[72tankers]

listen to the woman john! calm down just calm down, calm down just calm down! XD <3



[iKeepit101]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP...you have fucked up now...NOW YOU FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!

[MJsista]

Even though Abe Lincoln was my favorite president...I crack up evey single time I watch this! haha

[silentscope1234]

This is fucking genius XD.

[LilxTwist253]

Mr. President PLEASE BE QUIET !

Suck my presidential cock BITCH XD

[SwordVan]

wut!? wut!? wut!? wut!? wut!? (arms stretched out) I love it when stupid people do this in real fights. Always funny.

[babyjokerthatsme]

i like how he turns everything into like a part of a song XD

[slaughtz]

You dun goofed.

[linkin200300]

NOW U FUCKED UP U HAVE FUCKED UP HAHAHAHA SUCK MY PRESENTITAL COCK!!!!! -_-

[blueswimmer120]

That awkward moment when your U.S. History teacher says Abraham Lincoln was shot and all the kids in your class burst out laughing because they know what really happened...

[elfantomexicano]

com down just com down com down tahahaha

[hajiforever]

@elfantomexicano good lord, its calm*

[screechyyy7374]

328 people should suck his presidential cock -_-

[RhiannonMattingly]

@screechyyy7374 yes eliza, they should

[screechyyy7374]

@RhiannonMattingly ikr

[RhiannonMattingly]

@screechyyy7374 that is y u is my besteresy friend

[cleotus750]

homebase lol



[MetalDrummer776]

This is so funny XP

[METALCOREHEAD1]

Did anyone else notice that the 2 men in the play are just wandering around the stage?

[Smoquede]

I fuckin love wkuk

[azcachick]

Im gonna run for president just so I can say "Suck my presidential c*ck b*tch!!"

[DanTheManOfGaming]

HITTING ME IN THE BUTT HE'S HITTING MY BUTT DON'T BREAK MY BUTT DON'T BREAK MY BUTT HE'S BREAKING MY BUTT

[DanTheManOfGaming]

CALM DOWN CALM HEY ACTING STOP THE PLAY ACTING HOLD ACTING HEY I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM I DRANK TOO MUCH LIQUID NOW I GOTTA PISS OH I GOT A BOTTLE GOT BOTTLE IT'S ALRIGHT REWIND THE PLAY 5 MINUTES THOUGH CAUSE' THAT PIECE OF SHIT WAS TALKING I COULDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING SO REWIND THE PLAY 5 MINUTES AND YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OH WHAT YOU DOIN' SKINNY WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING WHAT'S THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT DOING OH SHIT AHH OH AHH HE'S

[DanTheManOfGaming]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU FUCKED UP NOW YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH YOU FAT ASS PIECE OF SHIT YOU TUB OF LARD LOOKIN' MOTHERFUCKER WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT HEY WHAT HUH WHY YOU LOOKING UP AT ME BITCH PLAY'S ON STAGE I'M NOT PUTTIN' UP A PLAY UP HERE I'M TRYING TO BE ENTERTAINED RIGHT NOW LISTEN TO THE WOMAN JOHN CALM DOWN CALM DOWN JUST

[zombietofa]

Now u fuckedup ujust fuckeed up

[silverstriko]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH



[blueswimmer120]

327 people are tub-o-lard lookin' motherfuckers

[blueswimmer120]

NOW YOU FUCKED UP

[Sydneeey068]

Freakin Hilarious! Love It!! <3

[MrJaylin247]

This is the best!

[cutigersfan1]

just calm down, just calm down

[MegaStupidVids]

Which one of you dead mother fuckers said that?!? Suck my prestidential cock bitch! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! BEST SAYINGS!

[GDxPRxBLG]

OHH!!! now you fucked up! now you fucked up! now you fucked up! you have fucked up now! now you fucked up! now you fucked up! now you fucked up! now you fucked up! now you fucked up! now you have fucked up!

[TheKeenGod]

0:52 I Didnt Know White Boys Could Rhyme. Dissapointed Face.

[ThePurplenailsrule]

Best "Whitest kids you know" skit EVER :)

[XxfluttershyxX13]

Funny as hell XD

[scooter1234511]

hhaha i was the 20,000 person to like it

[Bigbadhunter5]

this video is hilarious!!!!!!!!OMG hamlet i just saw a fuckin vampire!!!!!!!

[angelalovestuckerr]

Suck my presidental cock, bitch. < New favorite saying ever. Comes in handy in any situation.

[VOLLEYBALLROXMYLOVE]

really fucking funny

[420ftw1]

Abe is talkin mad shit son daymm

[ojiaz123]

abe been hangin around his slaves too much....

[elfantomexicano]

suck my presidential cock bitch u fatass peace of shit u

tubolawn looking muther fucker hahah how do people

come upp with this shit hahahahaha

[planB469]

Suck my presidential cock mothafucka!

[michael45619]

thats freakin funny

[Sox20009]

Lmao

[rvdrocks316]

This is what happened... I was there, I was the guy behind John's wife

[sonicscool113]

U tuffolard mutha fucka!!! XD

[dfrtghjkl]

@sonicscool113 tub-o-lard

[sonicscool113]

@dfrtghjkl Oh yea xD im sucha smart ass -_-

[lionsravensfan01]

Fat ass piece of shit!

[MegaChaseA]

Im pretty sure thats not how hamlet goes, but i like this version better

[phantomking98]

Suck my presidental cock bitch!

[jmcieslak0]

There's something inherently funny about Abraham Lincoln shouting cuss words

[Jcolinsol]

Othello, I will avenge you!

[SabrinaaaMusic]

You have fucked up now!

[SUPERLUIGIFAN1998]

326 People Sucked His Presidential Cock

[METALCOREHEAD1]

@SUPERLUIGIFAN1998 328 people wouldn't turn around and say it again

[nickelbackforever1]

@SUPERLUIGIFAN1998 lol XD

[VaydTerritory]

OOOOH Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet, Hamlet,Hamlet

[joshkampfer]

Best part:suck my presedential cock bitch

[joshkampfer]

Youre all mother fuckers bitch

[sharky20lol]

The way he says bitch is funny xF

[Odius1000]

listen to the woman johhnn, calm down just calm down, calm down just calm down, calm do-..

[j4ck4ss55]

Oh shit

[The1andOnlyCG]

HE'S BREAKIN MAH BUTT!!!!

[The1andOnlyCG]

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK, BITCH! YOU FATASS PEICE OF SHIT! YOU TUB-O'-LARD-LOOKIN MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!

[SupaTomboy]

My old account no longer has top comment? NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

[OpTIcSnIPZ]

o my god hamlet i just saw fucking vampire

[96marcelwilson]

WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN?!?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

[camdonius]

OH SHIT HAMLET I CANT WATCH THIS xD

[Jewelisrock]

Hey! What? WHAT!

[14Wonderstruck]

Sooo FUNNY!(:

[kynejahswearengin]

They hav more

[TheCamcamTV]

You Have Fucked up Now

[bossabyss200]

Best video

[backflash8911]

Lol video was funny!

[ilybmth97]

its soo funny how he goes from calling him a string bean skinny ass mother fucker to a fat peice of shit!!!!!!

[trickutwerk101]

you done fucked up now!

[thedragonmaster2230]

hahahahahhahhahhah what come down

[Ipodtouch95100]

watch his hat when he says now u fucked up and what? what? and calm down it goes back and forth and thats what she said!! lol

[Chromeberd]

i wanna see hamlet with vampires now...

._.

[HTLmovies]

this is 100% accurate - im a historian.

[Christiangallenstein]

suck my presidential cock bitch. calm down john jus calm down.what what what what. hey. what. what

[ainsleywainsley]

john's wife is a nagging bitch

[kynejahswearengin]

Calm down just calm down

[aidan12345667343]

best part:SUCK MY PRESADENTIAL COCK BITCH LOLZ :)

[wkuktrevor2980]

listin 2 ya woman john



[melvin13garza]

lol woww now u fucked up

[HaloBeDreaming]

Love this video

[nickelbackforever1]

i love how they are arguing and the people doing the play act as if nothing is happening lol and also they do the same thing the whole time (the poeple on stage) lol

[RobotMonkeyStudio]

wait.. i just noticed that othello wasnt in hamlet..? lol

[nlffootballplayer45]

So fuuny

[TFabsz]

its funnier when its bleeped

[RiderOfRed1]

I dont know why you lookin up at me BITCH! the plays on stage, im not puttin on a play up here!! hahah shits funnny

[nickelbackforever1]

First he calls him fat and then skinny lol anyone else notice that?

[TheDrebrezzy23]

@nickelbackforever1 other way around!!

[nickelbackforever1]

@TheDrebrezzy23 lol opps either way he still calls him that XD it's hilarious though

[100mickeyrivers]

suck mah presidential cock Bitch BOSS LINE

[HackinGamingMontages]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiit

[DukkieFun]

@130isaiah errday just becauee you black dont mean you gotta be ghetto. btw im black

[130isaiah]

And yes I'm black

[130isaiah]

Omg I watch this errday

[GTAspecials1]

another good part 2:00 and on

[GTAspecials1]

best part 1:17

[zulli1965]

Now u have fucked up!

[scaryyougurt]

press 7 for the funny part of this whole clip

[misanthr0pe]

The entire brilliance of this sketch is in the switch from "now you fucked up" to "you have fucked up now."

[willweaver69]

Which one of yall dead motherfuckers just said that shit

[GoGoLoneRanger]

WHAT WHAT WHAT HEY WHAT!! WHAT

[GoGoLoneRanger]

which one yall damn motha fuckas just said that shit was it you string bean ya skinny ass lookin motha fucka

[TheSuperSnookumz]

Hahahahaha! ... thats hot. Lmao

[buddyboo2005]

Listen to the woman John. Calm Down just Calm Down Calm down just calm down! :D

[CreekWRESTLER09]

Npw you fucked up

[scaryyougurt]

1:59

SUCK MY PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH

[iiZachHeartYou]

I almost fell....



[thatoneguy5551]

" I gotta go to the bathroom, I drank too much liquid, now I gotta piss. Uh, hold, I got a bottle, I got a bottle, it's alright, rewind the play 5 minutes because that fat piece of shit was talking and I couldn't pay attention to what you guys were doing, so rewind the play 5 minutes and you shut the fuck up!"

hahahaha best part right there

[nanobugz101]

Best video on the internet

[brycom23]

321 People's butts were broken.

[Themusiclover1496]

Is johns gf a guy?

[TheDRTHEKILLER99]

321 had fucked up

[lilsquid13]

321 people will one day be hammered in the ass