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  • Gerrard really is a terrible diver. At least he puts effort into it though.

  • Mikinioo, i'd love to smash your face in you fuckin cunt.. GLORYHUNTING wanker!!

  • fuck you son of a bitch liverpool 4 eva !

  • I don't think it's quite fair that everyone seems to overlook how much English players dive. It's almost as if some English individuals have established themselves as the "anti-dive" authority for that sole reason.

  • This and Rooney's dives were both bloody awful. I would love to see a game, just for once, without any pansy ass diving. Can't have it, I hate it more when our players do it. Leave it out, let people like Gerrard continue to do it.

  • Hang on. This post was made by the same mancs who idolised Christiano ronaldo ???!!! the man who made klinsmann look like a fucking amateur ?Thought so. You mancs should count it as a privalege you saw stevie rip you apart at Old Trafford when we battered you last season. you have NO ONE to touch him . Next

  • First, I never idolised Ronaldo. Sure I supported him as he wore the United shirt but I actually detested the diving part of his game and wished he'd cut it out. Second, you say we have no one to touch Gerrard? Funny that because I'm pretty sure it was one Wayne Rooney who was voted England's best player for last year. Well, it took Gerrard 10 years to show up against United because anytime he faced us before, he was shite.

    Giggs 11 Gerrard 0

    Gerrard isn't anywhere near his level!

  • 96 wne

  • I sure hope that you're not intending for 'wne' in this case to stand for something along the lines of 'was never enough'. If so, then you deserve to die.

  • fuck off cunt

    96 wne

  • @Mikinioo

    You don't deserve to be a called a fan of football. You're obviously an idiot seeing as the along response you can come up with is 'fuck off cunt'. That along with the fact that you think that more people should have died at hillsborough just confirms that you're a small minded fool. Feel free to to try and come back with an argument that is more than one sentence long and involves no swearing. Good luck!

  • @acrownofworms only response*

  • @Mikinioo @Mikinioo

    You don't deserve to be a called a fan of football. You're obviously an idiot seeing as the along response you can come up with is 'fuck off cunt'. That along with the fact that you think that more people should have died at hillsborough just confirms that you're a small minded fool. Feel free to to try and come back with an argument that is more than one sentence long and involves no swearing. Good luck!

  • 2-1 and top of the league.

    We've won trophies without killing our own fans.

  • @scraptoftbard won 4-1 and won fuck all!

  • Let's see it from a sideline view, please.

  • This and Rooneys dive on Saturday were embarrassing

  • this dive came back to bite him in the ass against arsenal. HAHA sucks to be you!

  • there are only 2 reasons for you to not see that blatant dive:

    (1) you're fucking blind

    (2) you're fucking retarded

  • Great dive by Rooney today.

  • hahahah!!

  • Any of you Mancs see Rooneys dive against Villa today?? When he claimed "I am not a diver"!! hahahahah hypocrite Manc cunts

  • yeaaa...its always their year for WINNING NOTHINGGG !!!

    have fun in the eurpoa leagueee lool...(idiotsss)

  • Clear contact. Didn't ask for it.

    Evertonians and Mancs having a field day - cunts.

  • english players are honest and never dive..

  • lol yea..

  • Did he get booked for that or did the referee not notice at all?It would be a real shame if it was the latter case.

  • so its ok to cheat as long as your team needs you to? ffs kopites live in a world of their own they all start cryin like girls whenever its done to them STEVIE G YOU FOOKIN CHEAT!

    COYB

    1=20

  • He clearly caught him..

    Always nice to see captain fantastic though..

  • starfish strikes again

  • BTW Thanks for putting this video up, even if it is a bit short. Always nice to see the best player in the world.

  • Fuckin horrible kopite.

    fuck the red shite, come on you blues

  • Biggest cheat in my books, he dived in the champions league final...he threw himself to the ground and got a penalty. Milan were robbed!!!

  • Thats not a Dive, he did catch him, open your scummy eyeballs and youll see he stands on his foot.

  • reddoguk, how about you open YOUR scummy eyes can see that was a 100% dive?

    There is no way that a player made enough contact for gerrard to go to the ground like that. Infact, the blackburn's player hits his foot against the ground when gerrard starts going down. You can say there is a little contact afterwards, but gerrard is pretty much on the ground by that time. DIVEEEE

  • @Reddoguk you r right

  • cheat.

  • haha diving cunt

    and suprise suprise the morning papers have nothing on this dive because hes english and english players dont dive

    when eduardo and ngog dived the papers were full of storys asking for them to be banned and get fines

    but when an england player does it its fine because he just being 'clever'

    what a joke"

  • Totally agree! Gerrard always dives aswell scouse bastard

  • look at chelsea n united players they think football is syncronised diving

  • evrybody dives, there can't be a single professional that can honestly say they havn't dived

    Also that dive was nothing compared to Pedersons hahahah and i'm a rovers fan myself.

  • Gerrard dives all the time, most people do, Its annouying as hell... but also funny, Remember Mortan Gamst Pederson.... Now that was funny :DD

  • fuck off man utd players all ways dive look when u had ronaldo he was allways doing it and when he couldnt get his own way he would cry

  • feed the scousers let them no it's Christmas time at all

  • unfair play to him, how is this any better than eduaro

  • lol a Manchester fan tells a liverpool player that he dives :D hihi hahahahahahahaha. You guys had the biggest diver in the world.

  • You hate divers, and you're a mancunian, so what do you think about the biggest diver in history Cristiano Ronaldo?

  • I don't like him though he scored so many goals and I'm really glad that he's finally gone to other club. ;]

  • really bad dive

    didn't expect it from a professional like gerard

  • well ya gonna go down wen u get stood on he or the rest of the team didnt appeal n he didnt dive ok

  • Last resort? You mean when you are getting beat or drawing and struggling for the win

  • He doesn't appeal for a penalty, you're right but that's part of his trick. Have a look at the various videos of him diving and very rarely appeals.

  • Whats funny is if he had stayed on his feet, he could've turned and scored towards the far post, he had won the ball before he dived.

  • Drogba - diver, Rooney - diver, Van Persie - diver, gerrard - diver - What do they all have in common - all very talented, competitive players

  • hypocrite

  • Christ you utd fans forget fast! Remember a certain Mr. Ronaldo perchance?

  • yea but unlike steven gerrard, ronaldo isn a hypocrite.enjoy the europa cup dis year nd next year

  • the guy below me has downsindrum

  • @sog2studios.  LEARN TO SPELL!

  • KingloftiVII, Eagles are on their way and will deploy payload at 1400 hours. Suggest you take cover. We hope to inflict at least 234 mana points of destruction. Make sure you provide an adequate security detail for Declan.

    Kind Regards

  • Dogleish - Copy that Goldleader. Just to confirm, we will be casting level 7 'Wanton destruction' (initially chinatown based), replenishing our Mana at JLennon airport then re engaging with level 19 'Shags his ma' at a G Neville's abode? NB - Will you be requiring 'Mange' to delouse any surviving population?

  • KingLoftiVII - Understood. Proceed as planned, though I suggest increasing to level 9 'Wanton Destruction' and adding a level 23 'Granny Shagger' outside chez Rooney. Have Colleen deloused and re-integrate her with the Scouse population after a quarantine period of 69 days (as per standard Starfleet protocol). If you have any mana spare, inflict a level 4 'downsindrum' on Sog2studios. Good luck and good hunting.

  • Dogleish - copy that over. We are Oscar Mike.

  • This may sound dumb but what's a dive in soccer?

  • It's when a player throws himself to the ground, rolling and acting as if he was injured in the leg or something, so as to stop the game or get some kind of advantage for his team.

  • cheating scouser cunts

  • Hello can we be friends?

    thanks

    aharon

  • scouse bastard

  • stupid hypocrite, he should play the game fairly

  • this isnt a bad dive at all..

    gerrard clearly takes the ball and there is a bit of contact.. he shouldnt have gone down in the way he did.. but its not like he appealed for a peno anyway..!

  • there is a bit of contact? open your eyes there was fuck all contact and just because he didn't appeal doesn't make it ok. If the ref awarded a pen would the diving prick have said i dont want it? Besides did it ever occur to you that he didn't appeal because he knew it was a dive and realized that by pursuing it he would risk further shame.OPEN YOUR EYES.

  • he didnt even ask for a penny :S whats the problem...

  • im a liver fan but wtf man dis shit is fuked up

  • cheating scouser c*nt!!!!

  • Gerrard....What a fu*king disgrace

  • hes always divin

  • I've also slipped in a couple of pages there about a strategic strike on Ant (but not Dec).

  • You talk a lot of sense, Mr. LoftiVII

    I think it's time UEFA crack down hard on cheating. In fact, as a member of UEFA's disciplinary committee, I've prepared a 345 page document which I will personally hand deliver to the UN Secretary General in which I propose that Manchester should be nuked for the sake of football and humanity.

  • A kindred soul dogleish, enchente. My killstreak set up would be Pavelow, Chooper Gunner then tactical Nuke. Ninja pro and cold blooded to avoid mangey manc detection too. Scouse powerz ftw.

  • now why exactly would you 'nuke' manchester when this is a vid of gerrard..?! either youre just a spanner or youre commenting on the wrong clip..

  • Desist with your whining bowman14976, or you too shall feel the wrath of my steely blade (whilst camping in a corner waiting for passers by with cold blooded and ninjapro on.......with a famas, noobtube and final stand/martyrdom as my deathstreak.)

  • I've watched it again, and i'd definitely have sent Gary Neville off for this assault....the fat mouthed, inbred, midget manc c*nt.

  • No appeal for a penalty whats the problem?

  • Stonewall penalty, he almost took Gerrard's leg off. I'd have had the match replayed, incarcerated Alex Ferguson and confiscated Heather Mills' wooden leg.

  • Agreed. I'd also have imposed economic and military sanctions against the red half of mudchester and brought in an ethnic cleansing tsar.

  • Stupid rules!!!!

  • Nailed on peno, i'd have sent 2, maybe 3 blackburn players off there. Typical manc ref's.

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  • Gerrard is pathetic and a hypocrite.

    Not only should he get a red, bad a ban also. All of them!

  • Another win for European soccer!

  • diving scum

  • sg is a let down here.

  • This is clearly not a dive. PK should have been awarded.

  • haha agree

  • if he looked for a penalty then its a dive but i fall sometimes in soccer and i would not call it a dive

  • And of course on Match of the Day the commentator didn't say it was a dive. If he wasn't English I'm sure "blatant dive" wudda been mentioned a million times.

  • gerrard... don't do that

  • If you look after Gerrard loses the ball, he doesn't appeal for a penalty... so sure it could be a dive, but if he doesn't appeal then I would let play go on, when a player makes a huge appeal for a penalty when it's clearly a dive then I would book them

  • i am not into fitba but this vid is shee ight

  • I expect more of gerrard

  • who do you support?

    i know alot of players who dive in most teams, theres always one player who dives in a team

  • he should at least be yellow carded! the ref should start punishing this sorta cheats so no one will think abt doing tt again.

  • its hard to take a big bastard like gerard down and he then falls like a ton of bricks in the area

  • Your team deserves to be in this position... cheating scum

  • every team has a player that will cheat, its horrible to see but it has become part of the game. to see so many of you mancs giving out is halairous tho, considering u had ronaldo!

  • worse than a diver = handball on purpose. u know who im talkin bout..

  • why is handballing on purpose worse than diving on purpose!

    both are cases of cheating!

  • uhh cause diving can hurt the other player...from what i know handballing cant.

  • can you explain exactly how diving can hurt the other player because i have been watchin football for for a decade n i have never seen the opposition player get injured coz the other guy was diving

  • correct

  • its not the first time this scouse twat has dived

  • no, your a turd a sandwich

  • typical scouse... gerrards goal count last season was mostly penaltys... fair play, gerrards wasnt as bad as ngogs... but still...cheating scouse twats

  • diving scouse bastards

  • Few things are more pathetic than a Scouse fan. One thing that is though is a manc.

  • he stamed on his toe rolf porse it u dic

  • I do not think that was a dive...I think he stubbed his toe intothe ground and lost balance.

    He did not seem to claim for a pen either.

    So give him a break.

  • 1st of all the blackburn player MISSED him,watch carefully

    2nd-the dive was so pathetic that he knew that if he had claimed for it he wouldv got booked

    3rd-he shudnt b given a break because this isnt the first time steven gerrard has dived

  • This is just the tip of the iceberg, i've known it for years that Gerrard is a diving cheating twat! He pressures the ref for free kicks and penalties more than any player i've seen, and he gets his way cause he's the big name player n all. I hope he disgraces himself at the WC!

  • you're a fuckin disgrace, you wouldn't be complaining if he played for your team you prick. doubt stevie will be embarrassin england, probably end up being are best performer. arrogant twat.

  • mancuniamerchandise

    you are fucking asshole suck your dick and suck rooney penis too bullshit.

  • He didn't appeal for a penalty. It's only a dive if they are looking for a penalty.

  • U twats he dident appeal

  • Who's the twat here? You can't even spell you stereotypical thick Scouse waste.

  • I'm a Blackburn fan, and had quite abit of respect for what STEVIE G brings to Liverpool, not much now, cheating tosser. I'd have been fucked off if he'd had cheated us out of a point which could possibly meant the difference at an end of a season.

  • @retro so have u lossed respect for messi, rnaldo imbrohimivich? torres david villa

  • You've got to be kidding, I've never seen anyone post such stupid, incoherant ramblings in all my days on The Tube....Wankpot!

  • Yes if thats the case, if you cheat you do not deserve the respect and admiration. You have a skill, are world class , but if you think you can go around cheating, you do not deserve to called a great player, when in fact you are a cheating tosser. Same goes for Gamst Pedersen a couple of years back when he did a complete blatant dive, I was embarrassed for myself and the club I support. Divers should be sent from the field of play if shown to be trying to claim a false penalty. Thanks

  • Gerrard.... that was disappointing man.

  • im a Liverpool fan, but even I gotta say that was pretty bad!

  • @CarlBmusic

    Good on ya for admitting that. I don't know why he does it...especially that one, he still had possession ffs.

  • shockin.

    he always does it the scouse cunt.

  • cheat....this is a regular thing with Gerrard - and he has got away with it a load of times - for liverpool and England. refs are getting wise to it now. Those saying he didnt claim - doesnt matter - the ref makes a decision - whether players claim or not - the ref shouldnt be influenced by that - and i think Stevie realised that if he did claim he would be on for a yellow - like he got earlier this season. Its cheating as much as henry

  • There is contact and obstruction, this is not a dive.

  • ur blind

  • he didnt appeal for pen you thick twats, he fell over then got back up

  • blackburn arsenal.. cant remember who it was but he was like 10 feet in front and jumped lmao

  • pederson. that was funny as :L

  • Clipped his foot and didn't ask for it.

    Pathetic manc twats. Concentrate on your own club.

  • im a manc fan, but i agree there was contact for sure.

  • a dive should be an art. but some people take it to another leve.

  • If Gerrard did this in the world Cup final, i'm sure you won't be slagging him off then!

  • i remeber when he criticized other players for diving

  • He didn't even ask for the pen coz he realised how pathetically obvious it was.

  • tbh he did stand on his foot a little. nd u can getta penno for any contact. going down is just the way u ask for a penalty or freekick nowadays

  • dirty scouse scum!!!!

  • dirty cheats there only 7th cause they cheat

  • only 7th...? without torres and gerrard being on the pitch at the same time they have been pathetic (no offence l'pool fans). they r on a bad run, but when they get their players back to full fitness, they will come 3rd or above.

  • he,s been doing it for years now, if you go near him he throws his feet out like he's been poleaxed. i think the reason it's getting noticed more now is that it reaks of desparation.

  • to be fair every1 dives, the days of good sportsmanship are over.

  • Gerrard just gets away with it because the commentators are english... they always act like nothings happened when its their own.

  • fukin rat i hate the cunt no silverwear agen u scouse twat fuk u ur kids arent urs either u fukin cunt

  • He was ducking the clothesline.

  • Gerrard's a cheat, no doubt, but it's a bit rich coming from the Mancs who in recent history have had plenty of cheats themselves.

  • ahhahahahahaha

    500th game and he dives like a fanny.

    steven gerrard is a disgrace. Worst skipper i've seen in some time, worse than Mascherano. LOL hahahhaa

  • Steven Gerrard does actually dive a lot and go down so easy but its because he doesn't do it as much as Drogba, Ronaldo and players like that he doesn't get noticed as much. EFC! COYB! FTRS! EFC!

  • lfc are the best! steven gerrard legend

  • no Starfish?

  • Nice

  • oh yeah and Ronney doesnt dive at all does he??

  • atc no he doesnt. never has, never will. ronaldo used to dive in every match.

  • Another dumb glroyhunter that doesnt actually watch games at all - Rooney dives all the time e.g. Blackburn, Arsenal (twice) Spurs!

    Open your eyes!!

  • nahh. i ent no glory supporter, ive supported manu for 26 years, and players can go down even if they get prodded, thats whats the game is like sonny

  • i bet thats untrue and that your probably not even from manchester nor have ever been to old trafford....

    Stop making yourself sound like a hypocrite mate!!

  • no, i was born on the outside of machester. like utd, still mate, HAVE FUN IN THE EUROPA LEAUGE

    my message to liverpool:

    YOU'RE CRAP AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE

    YOU'RE CRAP AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE

    you'll never walk alone MY ARSE!

  • Gloryhunter.....simple as!

  • Now Now Children!

  • Rooney has dived and been called out for it in the past but it's not as often as creasehead Gerrard. I can't believe who commentators laugh it off when he does it whilst other players (especially Ronaldo) get slated

  • I'm not completely convinced this is a dive, because if you are anticipating the other guys shin to come into your own, and given his injury record i'm not sure, however Liverpool must be getting fairly desperate for results and may resort to diving.

  • haha diving cunt

    and suprise suprise the morning papers have nothing on this dive because hes english and english players dont dive

    when eduardo and ngog dived the papers were full of storys asking for them to be banned and get fines

    but when an england player does it its fine because he just being 'clever'

    what a joke

  • What has Munich or Hillsborough got to do with anything? Any 'supporter' mocking those who died from either circumstance is a cretin. UNITED - WE WILL NEVER DIE. Gerrard should be get sponsers for the soles of his boots with that much airtime by the way

  • Scouse cunt, should be in prison aswell

  • wtf you saying? dive is one of the skills in the 21th century football.. just like shooting and passing

  • mancs r the worst divers rooney and berbatov says it all munich was the best day of a liverpool fans life munich stands for man utd never intened coming home

  • 96.....wasnt enough...

  • Jellous mate ? Liverpool 2 - manks 0 lol

  • Yeah, wish we were down there with you in the league. Gets boring at the top.

  • Premier League:

    Manchester United 11 - 0 scousers

    :)))

  • i suppose you've already got loads of people saying "noo its 18-18" and all of that. but i agree with u beacuase in the PREMIER LEAUGE it is 11-0 becos it was called division 1 before 1992.

    i agree with u though

  • Exactly. I listening to this. :)