Ninja Omni September 2011

[TheBreadManMan]

What happens when a ninja and a dragon meet?

[chucknorrisonlinux]

can an ITAN kill two dragons at the same time

i want to know so i know weather to kill those dragons over there

[grghwll]

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[robotbrock88]

Is the answer to this question no?

[darkmage123345]

@robotbrock88

yes it is no

[AetherStorm923]

who would win in a fight between a ninja and Chuck Norris?



[bass4onelastfriday]

What is the answer to this question?

[heryiscool6929]

I got a question. Do ninja's have a Facebook page and if so how do they send a friend request?

[98snowwolf]

what would happen if you, chuck norris, and bruce lee went to a bar?....

[SixFootTallMidget]

Are there any black Ninjas?

Are they extra stealthy?

[Epocseer]

@SixFootTallMidget THATS RACIST!!....yes

[mcheif30]

anything more awesome then a ninja?

[nitrodragon22]

do nijas have guns?

[Happymealify]

I loled at two slices of bread and a whole lot of dead.

[ototobg]

What's your name?

[philhines]

Ninja should totally get his own talk show... Move over Jon Daly...

[FuFreddie]

Dear ninja, do you skydive?

[QI1994]

i dont think the ninja understood "childrens card games"



[runodef99]

@QI1994 XD hes a ninja he hasent seen yogioh abridged yet theyll get it in 12 decaids



[Snipesalot69]

How do ninjas play hide and seek

[Snipesalot69]

Do ninjas play video games like xbox 360 with call of duty

[Theredtail95]

if you could only choose one weapon to kill your victims with, whay would it be?

[LonelyRedGoth]

What do ninja's dress up as for Halloween?

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

Does any of USA military branches have Ninjas implemented in their forces? and/or do they hire Ninjas as well?

[123Dunebuggy]

Do ninja's have nightmares ?

[Theredtail95]

@123Dunebuggy nope. Nightmares don't sneak up on ninjas.

[achenjang]

The chances of winning a prize at mcdonalds is 1 in 4. What are the chances of me not getting killed by a ninja before you finish reading this question?

[Pokemasters96]

Do ninjas fight dragons in an abyss with seventeen samurais around them with four swords under a full moon? And do ninjas celebrate birthdays?

[0IIIIII]

do ninjas shower daily?

[MrDude2123]

what do ninjas dress up as for halloween?

[MrDude2123]

what do ninjas do for halloween?

[Ryvienna]

Why do your videos suck now?

[BigdogMD808]

What do ninjas sing at karaoke?

[PirotessRoLW]

What do ninjas do for halloween?

[TheNinjashideuno]

Assuming you are an occidental ninja .... can you speak japanesse'eee?

[morrigoth]

Hey there mighty ninja! Do ninjas drive kawasaki ninja sportsbikes? Was it named after you?

[orangeh8eraid]

if a ninja passes through a room without shadows and there is no one around to see him is he visible

[brocktree4]

What do Ninjas think of Pro Wrestling?

[HamSandwhichful]

Do Ninjas play Mortal Kombat?

[jorwyn95]

Do ninjas sleep?

[GaeilgeMachinima]

Are there any Irish Ninjas?

[NathanGorman28]

Do ninjas go to prom in high school?

[mrbre39y]

how do ninja farts O.O''

[mrblackjackfire]

Do ninjas get mail? If so by who?

[SaudiXBoy666]

Two slices of bread and a whole Lot of dead

[kingnopk73]

yay no ads



[Lancenova]

How do ninjas find love?

[dronecar]

Why do ninjas fear to be caught?

[DarknessMadeFlesh]

Do you know any shinobis in The Akatsuki Organization?

[ShadowOpsNinja]

Do ninja's give redbull wings?

[alexpskywalker]

Have you ever met Batman?

[Redrin1]

What happens when a ninja meets Chuck Norris?

[BlazingStrings]

Why Ninja? Why?

[dronecar]

Why do ninjas kill?

[gruesumezed]

How much do ninjas get paid

[coolguyace]

What would happen if a ninja killed death?

[MSVDuck]

Do Ninjas have roommates?

[MSVDuck]

What happens if I kill a Ninja?

[MSVDuck]

What happens if I kill a ninja

[MegaFatMen]

can ninjas time travel?

[evilanakie]

how much $ does a ninja make in a year

[wsurl09]

When is the next ask a ninja? Oh and my question is, if I manage to kill a ninja, what does that make me?

[randalthor12345]

since ninjas and the Doctor are both saving the world all the time, do you ever meet up and hang out?

[polishization]

BUNYIP!!!

[olshadow16]

do ninja's have pets?

[luckyer442]

Paper or plastic

[HollyRoseFowlCasson]

What is the ninja fruit?

[shortiepie1998]

Do ninjas get heartbroken?

[DaekanBacon]

What can I do to spice up my marriage?

[1LT123]

Do ninja's have accountants?

[xXPhoenixSlayerXx]

I guess this is what i would do too if i had a ninja suit.

[TechnoIntenseified]

Do ninjas see all, know all, but just dont want to tell all?

Are ninjas violent just to mask their insicurity?

Do ninjas have feelings to?

[Milkmastermilkbone12]

Why do mortals suck at life?

[dragonninja5123]

can a ninja kill death?

[ShinzuiUindo]

Are there any other ninja besides you, him, her, us, you again and probably me?

[mymetaknight1]

are you a otaku

[lilzinani]

what is your spirit animal?



[Therealgeekyswede]

Is there Ninjas in space?

[mrtazzmaniandevil]

Do ninjas have ninja reunions

[INFECTEDMUSHROOMRULZ]

Is there such a thing as a peaceful nonthreatening ninja?????

[kire5613]

What happened to the stare?

[kissmyhalfblackass]

How can one cut a speeding bullet in half?

[killpeek]

does ninjas pay taxes?...

[Theredtail95]

What was your favorite kill of all time? Do you really kill everyo... *is lying on the floor, dead with a shirken in my back*

[TheGreatLordNecron]

Why don't ninja defy gravity all the time and just float and fly everywhere?

[beckernater]

have you ever fought a kangaroo?

[VampiresExist0013]

What is your opinion on Japanese Anime and Manga?

[nyaruuu]

Does ninjas have any type of enhancements?

[omar13457]

why do you never pick my question?

[eurowaffles141]

Do Ninja's Go Sledding?

[thegreenoblack]

Yes OR No ?

answer me ninja friend!!

[matsgames]

Since your a ninja, do you watch naruto?

[ginina2]

Can you answer this question?

[ginina2]

Will you ever wear another color ninja suit in one of this episodes? :D

[pwnedbyfar]

assassins are better than ninjas :D

[samsam1344]

can a ninja hid from himself

[omar13457]

@samsam1344 you misspelled hide

[UltimateDerp]

What do you do with those overly annoying ninjas?

[rezidentbivrip]

About Ninja damn time!

[wwefreak952]

Do Ninja's Fear Chuck Norris?

[Witchcraftist]

Can ninjas perform Hadokens?

[princesspiranha]

How do ninjas make waffles?

[bfmv902]

Can a ninja turn invisible?

[OhMyGow]

How many ninjas would a woodchuck kill if woodchucks could kill ninjas?

[Thestealthalchemist]

Are the characters in Assassin's Creed ninjas?

[blazikenking]

How do you kill something dead?

[OnycrestArkAngel121]

Hey Ninja, how would you kill the Hulk?

[Sjandrak]

IS there such a thing as a "good" vampire?

Or for that matter, a "good" ninja?

Do you mean good as in skilled or good as in holy? (I mean holy as in church, not holy as in full of holes. Things being full of holes is probably commonplace - for ninjas).

What was the question?

[KacyDecee]

How do you romance a female ninja?

[townXhouseXterror]

Are there vampire ninjas? if so, are the evil or good?

[calypso6669]

Could a ninja microwave a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?

[amsnuggles]

Do ninja's have day jobs?

[TheWoeggil]

do ninjas speak german?

si!

...... LOL

[AlidiaNenneman]

What is the weirdest thing you have used to kill a single enemy? What about a whole slew of enemies?

[StriffenCloud]

Mimes are silent and deadly. Are they the evil equivalent of ninja?

[zilljah]

I think Top Gear's Stig is a car ninja-is he?

[chikushoume]

If a ninja could cosplay who would he be?

[axelexplode]

Have you ever killed someone by accident, and if so how do you make amends if you do at all?

[Andresito91123]

How many techniques can a ninja master?

[culwin]

Has there ever been a ninja so awesome that he could not even kill himself?

[DarkBykerRebelMaster]

Did you have to go through the dragon sword forging trial or was Snake Eyes just fuckin with me again?

[urutoramantrainer]

Could you kill Godzilla?

[kmafia229V2]

@urutoramantrainer Is Godzilla around?

[0p9o1q2w8i3e]

hey my xbox gamer tag is CowCookies

[StRoRo]

What came first Ninjas or the egg?

[leafblight27]

Have you ever had any psycho girls ninja?

[ItsCrazyStuf]

How did you kill that NINJA ALIEN in my back yard

it was delicious i would love the Killecipe

[SebataySalas]

do ninjas have pets?

[alzappa1]

how u kill naruto lol

u look more skinny then 2006 vid lol

me c through NINJA armor lol

[NintenD00D64]

Since ninjas are also predators, Who would win in the movie "Ninja Vs. Predator"?

[SpeedFreakNO]

I just saw the Alien Anthology. Why didn't the company (Weyland-Yutani) send ninjas instead of the military? Seriously, I love the alien in the Alien movies, but I doubt they could hurt a ninja.

[Furtego]

Who is the deadliest ninja, what was his/her greatest victory?

[urbandruid]

How is a ninja like a writing desk?

[herzogwhatley]

Do a Ninja and a polar bear have anything in common?

[aseremo]

Diaper ready!!! >:O



[Jnoc]

why is the sky blue?

[DrJuice1]

14 September 2011

Ask-a-Ninja Ninja,

hey, how's it goin? i was playing Ninja Gaiden (the original NES version) the other day, and i reflected on life as a ninja.

regards,

Dr. Juice

[Tigerban100]

What do you do with all the people that disliked these video's?

-Tigerban100

[konoha92hero]

Are you going to kill Justin Bieber anytime soon??

[Tigerban100]

Have you ever thought of becoming president? If so, what would you do there?

[Lizardling1]

What dragon breed makes the best pet?

[rainshot]

diaper on, lets do this.

[equinox627]

are you on speaking terms with the pirates yet?

[Brody2362]

so yeah, i helped run a booth at pirate fest. in sturt FL (no i dont support pirates) and i wanted to know...were you there? maybe planing the ultimate battle of the world?

[PirotessRoLW]

I sent you an email but don't know if you got it.My question was "Do ninjas have nursery rhymes for their baby ninjas like "pattycake pattycake baker's man" and if you do are there different ones for baby boy and baby girl ninjas?

[youngshadow1]

Dear Ninja, Would you classify a Power Ranger as a Ninja

[hal3yamazing]

have you done the jump quest for the Ninja Castle xD

[EdBoonSucks]

Dear Ninja, can a Ninjas resurrect someone?

[theriddler16er]

dear ninjas how many swords can u hold

[Th3Burn1nator]

Have you ever been in a fight with a unicorn?

[phantompanda14]

Dear Ninja, do you like hugs?

[717shaye]

DEAR NINJA, do you watch south park???

[guitarplayer6262]

Do ninjas play guitar???

[Zeldafan8875]

What is the most challenging thing for a ninja to kill that is not another ninja?



[digitalfilmmaker]

@Zeldafan8875 Word problems made up by @whiteboyryan0514

[inuyasha9lover]

So do Ninjas have enime Ninjas?

[whiteboyryan0514]

If a cowboy is moving at 30 mph due North while a boar is moving at 25 mph Southeast, when will the brick get to Neptune?

[OnePieceOfKenichi]

"Si. El wink" Made the whole episode worth it :P

[JCWoRkS]

So, if you are a real ninja, why do you appear in plain site in videos?

[0oFatMano0]

Do Ninjas know anything besides killing?

[0oFatMano0]

I have made a Ninja skin for MINECRAFT :D

[PandaGoldZERO]

Is a ninja power by Ninjas of Time?

[SunshineMayflower]

Is there a ninja equivalent of Disney? 

[MatuzalemJr]

Will you celebrate Talk-like-a-Pirate Day?

[EdTheBadass]

this red BG is good, but TOO red.

why cant they do same as they did at the very beginning >:/

[stringtheory00]

what do you think of mullets?

[Alches2]

How many omni could and omni omni if its omni omni'd and omnomnomnom?

[wvuguy5000]

Si! El wink. BAhahaha. XD

[jimjames59]

HAHA! I pissed myself laughing at "Si! (el wink)"

[Xeromm]

I'm in Japan and I have to take down some Kawaii Kappas on their own turf. Any suggestions?

[Nasuth]

What's under a Ninja's mask? Some kind of cosmic horror not meant for the fragile sight of man?

[Wolfgal16]

Who would win in a fight between a ninja and Chuck Norris?

[SupremeLordReptyle]

@Wolfgal16 a ninja duuh it was already asked