i want to fuck a flashlight more then my own girl ant that some shit lol. and top of that i know most of you dude's say how did i get on this page lol nice try you know you want a flashlight.
JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK ON YOUR GRANDMAS FACE IF SHE CAME OVER AND THE ELECTRICITY WENT OUT AND SHE FOUND THIS. IMAGINE HER TAKING THE TOP OFF AND SHE GETS A FAT JUICY PUSSY IN HER FACE. LMFAO!
This is a wonderful toy! I got it for my birthday from my girlfriend but honestly...I`m not 100% satisfied with this toy. It will never replace a real woman! It has no smell:( Of course we can put a piece of tuna fish or a piece of herring into it but it won`t be the same, it won`t be the beautiful, natural female smell. Anyway I always use this toy when I`m far away from my woman but honestly... I miss her a lot! her juices and her natural vaginal odour.
1:53 Following these simple care instructions will ensure your fleshlight will last you a life time of... virginity, lonleininess and automatic arousal whenever you see a flashlight.
@thetrollhimself Oooh.. Now i get it.. I tried to change batteries but no difference. Then i realized i was supposed to put my dick into it.. Now i can feel it.. But i must admit, it is REALLY tight!! That dildo takes up most of the space..
@thetrollhimself What the he!! are you doing with it?!?! This fake-pus$y/dildo combo is a TRAINING AID ..... for anatomy students! Can also be used in Electrical Engineering classes, with the addition of the optional light-bulb.
Don't tell me you .... never mind, just don't tell me. Don't wanna know. And PLEASE don't go now & donate it to the local college, cause that might be MY college. I don't want this thing anywhere near me, after you .... whatever you did with it.
@DanniDeadly Hmm... If he was using it while thinking of another girl... wouldn't you be offended? Also(this is being really forward on my part), when you masturbate,(Since we'll probably never meet in real life, and if we do we won't even realize it) who do you think of? Him? Or someone else?
Great video! In addition, you could check out our fleshlight buying guide over at whichsextoy.co.uk .Buying the right fleshlight for you involves a number of factors, including penis length and girth, amongst other things. But there are fleshlights that are right for everyone.
Here's the deal, if you don't mind the smell, you don't have to wash it. When you lube up again, the "crusty" stuff inside just melts away. It actually ends up making the lube thicker over time, and thus feels better.
Its overrated. Im average sized but its not tight enough i reccommend ordering a tighter fleshlight if you think about getting one. Other then that its OFC far better then youre right hand ;)
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I never wash mine out, instead I just let it get good and smelly with flies congregating around the entrance and the slimy lubricant always stays available making a good addition to cookie or omelet batter.
I never wash mine out, instead I just let it get good and smelly with flies congregating around the entrance and the slimy lubricant is still inside, sometimes I pour it into my cookie or omelette batter.
If your girlfriend or wife is too lazy to have sex with you, this can be your saving grace. It will never complain no matter how many times you use it.
..."it looks like an ordinary flahs ligh, but the secret is inside, ITS A VAGINA!"
IvanMaster13 2 days ago
1:05 I like your Goldfish.
TheLive2sexy 2 days ago 3
this has to be the most disturbing thing i have ever seen.
Surenaa94 3 days ago
Try dipping your nuts in coconut oil and taping flaming cheetos to you crank first.
sorich 1 week ago
these flesh light are gods gift to men its better than the real thing
MrCalculus999 2 weeks ago
why did she clean the vagina and then clean the corpus in the same water?
MutatedMIdget 2 weeks ago
or you could skip this, go to the bar, buy a girl a drink, fuck her. I promise it's cheaper
lildrummerboy411 2 weeks ago
@lildrummerboy411 yeah but it feel better than flesh light haha
MrCalculus999 2 weeks ago
@lildrummerboy411 If that actually worked for everyone, then this thing wouldn't exist.
Oddity00 1 week ago
@lildrummerboy411 buy a gurl a drink(s)><
MexhomieXlll 1 week ago
Shit, my fleshlight is electrical!
UnidentifiedGamers 2 weeks ago
i just ordered one, i am going to rape the living shit out of it
fitzcannon 2 weeks ago 2
@fitzcannon lolool made my day.
shanehulick 1 week ago
i want to fuck a flashlight more then my own girl ant that some shit lol. and top of that i know most of you dude's say how did i get on this page lol nice try you know you want a flashlight.
chicagog312 2 weeks ago
muuuuuuuum
tonek13 2 weeks ago
if it was the real deal it would clean it self
slidas18 2 weeks ago
PFFT! Like anybody using this thing is going to clean it.
salpha22 2 weeks ago
why does a chick using a dildo seem alright, but picturing yourself using one of these as sad and pathetic. still want one though, just to try, haha
Diakonov29 2 weeks ago
Damn, the first time I do a one letter typo on youtube and I get this video.
fukgloryzz 3 weeks ago
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fukgloryzz 3 weeks ago
Is it dishwasher safe?
fukgloryzz 3 weeks ago
Too much effort for a fancy handjob.
OfUnreasonable 3 weeks ago
But will it blend?
sodapo461 3 weeks ago 2
any1 else have blood in their semen after going to town on one of these bad girls?
briztank 3 weeks ago
How the shit did I get here from roosterteeth?
RadioactiveMicrobe 3 weeks ago 2
i want one lolz
Stevensc33 3 weeks ago
train by day joe rogan podcast by night... all day!
TheRozza333 3 weeks ago
OH HELLZ YEAH. I CAN HIDE MY WEED IN THERE YO!
thegreenchronicboy 3 weeks ago
@thegreenchronicboy ya you can fuck ur weed pothead
danarw81 3 weeks ago
JUST IMAGINE THE LOOK ON YOUR GRANDMAS FACE IF SHE CAME OVER AND THE ELECTRICITY WENT OUT AND SHE FOUND THIS. IMAGINE HER TAKING THE TOP OFF AND SHE GETS A FAT JUICY PUSSY IN HER FACE. LMFAO!
thegreenchronicboy 3 weeks ago 2
I think I saw one like that floating in the aquarium at the Chineese buffet
Dwight Schrute Question: What if you fall asleep with it.. is it difficult to pry it off?
chrism76 3 weeks ago
but will it blend ?
dsjj251 4 weeks ago
This is a wonderful toy! I got it for my birthday from my girlfriend but honestly...I`m not 100% satisfied with this toy. It will never replace a real woman! It has no smell:( Of course we can put a piece of tuna fish or a piece of herring into it but it won`t be the same, it won`t be the beautiful, natural female smell. Anyway I always use this toy when I`m far away from my woman but honestly... I miss her a lot! her juices and her natural vaginal odour.
mailomail 1 month ago 5
@mailomail AMEN TO THAT BRO!
thegreenchronicboy 3 weeks ago
@mailomail your comment made me LOL all over the place.
form109 2 weeks ago
1:53 Following these simple care instructions will ensure your fleshlight will last you a life time of... virginity, lonleininess and automatic arousal whenever you see a flashlight.
assmane999 1 month ago 7
It's Hasbro's best thing ever! The Fleshlight! In toystores everywhere now!
assmane999 1 month ago
I did as in the video, but i didn´t feel anything. Maybe i need to replace the batteries in the dildo?
thetrollhimself 1 month ago 45
@thetrollhimself Oooh.. Now i get it.. I tried to change batteries but no difference. Then i realized i was supposed to put my dick into it.. Now i can feel it.. But i must admit, it is REALLY tight!! That dildo takes up most of the space..
thetrollhimself 4 weeks ago 2
@thetrollhimself What the he!! are you doing with it?!?! This fake-pus$y/dildo combo is a TRAINING AID ..... for anatomy students! Can also be used in Electrical Engineering classes, with the addition of the optional light-bulb.
Don't tell me you .... never mind, just don't tell me. Don't wanna know. And PLEASE don't go now & donate it to the local college, cause that might be MY college. I don't want this thing anywhere near me, after you .... whatever you did with it.
offamychain 3 weeks ago
Damn!She is hot!
Bogdan2027901 1 month ago
@Bogdan2027901 She has to be... You wouldn't be as provoked to buy it if she was ugly, would you? Sex sells, lol.
ProtectorsGameGuide 1 month ago
My boyfriend has one of those. He says when he uses it he thinks about me... O_0
DanniDeadly 1 month ago
@DanniDeadly ...Is he... Not suppose to?
ProtectorsGameGuide 1 month ago
@ProtectorsGameGuide i just think it's funny yet weird at the same time
DanniDeadly 1 month ago
@DanniDeadly Hmm... If he was using it while thinking of another girl... wouldn't you be offended? Also(this is being really forward on my part), when you masturbate,(Since we'll probably never meet in real life, and if we do we won't even realize it) who do you think of? Him? Or someone else?
ProtectorsGameGuide 1 month ago
I have one my bf is fucking it right now loll he sexyy
sweetheart12360 1 month ago
Damn I want a fleshlight NOW!!!
saadsnake6 1 month ago
I should have read the instructions, I didn't know hit had to be soaked LOL
myloveforMMA 1 month ago
Forever Alone.
ParanoidToaster 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Great video! In addition, you could check out our fleshlight buying guide over at whichsextoy.co.uk .Buying the right fleshlight for you involves a number of factors, including penis length and girth, amongst other things. But there are fleshlights that are right for everyone.
whichsextoy 1 month ago
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whichsextoy 1 month ago
"Girl - Friend" comes over. Electric goes out.
Don't panic I grab the Flashlight from your room.
Nooooo!!!!!!
BioZombieExperiments 1 month ago 44
Who actually soaks the fleshlight in hot water, before you know, that? xD
By the time I get hot water and the fleshlight get warm, my penis must alredy be bored :P
andarks 1 month ago
but will it blend?
tubatony16 1 month ago 3
time to clear history
FLARE845 1 month ago 6
i am at the weird part of youtube again
RYOGERG 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
unfortunately anyone with a small penis can't use any of these.
sheepbedamned 1 month ago
it was really creepy when she put the pussy thing in the water
TheWolverineiscool 1 month ago 4
Audiences
This video is most popular with:
Gender Age
Male 45-54
Male 35-44
Male 55-64
Awesomecheeseism 1 month ago
lol ..... thats a big ass flash light
havenochannelname 1 month ago
I have a 'Period' fetish, can I pour red food color on that thing?
WoundedRhesusMonkey 1 month ago 6
i heard they r made from moulds from pornstars lol
sheld999 1 month ago
I keep touching the end... are there any bigger sizes?
NuCl3aRXAce 1 month ago
@NuCl3aRXAce
my ass!
..i mean you are joking right?
...not actually my ass
1y9b9b 1 month ago
@1y9b9b LMAO! yes i was joking man. :P..or was i?
NuCl3aRXAce 1 month ago
Here's the deal, if you don't mind the smell, you don't have to wash it. When you lube up again, the "crusty" stuff inside just melts away. It actually ends up making the lube thicker over time, and thus feels better.
MyAccount4TrollingU 1 month ago
FOREVER ALONE !
fuckingtrollguy123 1 month ago
Okay , but will it blend ?
fuckingtrollguy123 1 month ago
yeah but does it give you a blow job feeling?
chromospheres 1 month ago
Why im fapping ?
oxidenx 1 month ago
Its overrated. Im average sized but its not tight enough i reccommend ordering a tighter fleshlight if you think about getting one. Other then that its OFC far better then youre right hand ;)
andymanable2 1 month ago
"Use...until climax" You don't have to tell me twice...;) lol
333JH666 1 month ago 3
kool...but will it blend
yoyolucas1 1 month ago
great video to show this sex toys for men... adultpleasureworld.co.uk ... we sell a fantastic range of quality sex Essentials uk based
adultpleasureworld 1 month ago
its for indiscreet jacking off
rocknrollrebal1 1 month ago
GUARANTEED TO LAST YOU A LIFETIME! (in case you're so absorbed by it you never get a real girlfriend)
saryenn 1 month ago
You really don'r need to wash them. I have used mine daily for 3 years, and have never washed it. It does smell like feet now, though.
MyAccount4TrollingU 1 month ago
@MyAccount4TrollingU de pinga lol u nasty daw even though it aint true
cubancripto 1 month ago
@MyAccount4TrollingU That's fucking gross. D:
JayneJuiceboxx 1 month ago
ITS FUNNY CAUSE MA GIRLFREIND RECOMENNDED THIS TO ME ;p
ZEFf0KKENHIPPIE 1 month ago
discreet with the huge word FLESHLIGHT on the side
gadgetmanjay 1 month ago 3
HAHAHA!
RSProduct10nz 1 month ago
Wtf? I was looking at Minecraft?
TheAlexCarollo 1 month ago 4
will it get pregnant?
TheDorkol5 1 month ago 2
I guess we're all caught, since we're all wondering why the fuck we're watching this video.
MnMs93 1 month ago
YEAH, BUT CAN IT MAKE ME A SANDWICH?
floofytown 1 month ago 189
This has been flagged as spam show
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TackieTees 2 months ago
Lol descret to look like a flashlight, hey man can i borrow your flashlight real quick its and emergency. Aww dude...
iDontPvM904 2 months ago 3
Male 45-54
Male 35-44
Male 55-64
legit
PureReferenceAccount 2 months ago
so it can actually wreck if u dont maintain it ..
bp1800 2 months ago
better than a woman....it doesn't talk back.
drewpolaris812 2 months ago 87
@drewpolaris812 It doesn't sue you for child support or alimony either!
blueshogun96 1 month ago 4
@drewpolaris812 haha .. very funny
MsRysmith 3 weeks ago
i finally bought one. feels better than the real thing worth every penny
thebest129397 2 months ago
Ahh shit...
Im on that side of the internet again...
ExtremedRealm 2 months ago 4
Is this dishwasher safe?
oracle2world 2 months ago 6
@BeanerWinerx lol tell them to gift wrap it for yah, thhen when it comes its sealed in two boxes jus dont let em open it lool
baddiec04 2 months ago
youtube is confused whether this is appropriate to show lol
Goldtacto 2 months ago
we all know why does it great to have
syawalludin12 2 months ago
Great vid.. Kicking back wearing my sizetrac device making my dick huge. I have gained 2 inches! google it.. sizetrac.com
bigpeenify 2 months ago
HOW DO I KEEP ENDING OF ON SHIT LIKE THIS? I WAS JUST ON CAT VIDEOS. HOW THE FUCK DID I END UP ON THIS?
Hosenkloft 2 months ago 5
@BeanerWienerx I'm guessing ur to young to buy it yourself so I would suggest talking to ur dad about it and asking him and tell him why u want one
MrGearsofwarthree 2 months ago
How would i order this without my parents finding out??0.0
BeanerWienerx 2 months ago 7
@BeanerWienerx pay with a money order.
chaseman94 2 months ago
how much do they go for?
jcook1113 2 months ago
This shit is awesome! it's like the males version of a dildo :D
TheDodgeman73 2 months ago
@TheDodgeman73 Exactly, yet some fail to see that connection.
Al0neStillAlive 2 months ago
funny XD
EnterTheMemorix101 2 months ago
i feel insulted that they said it feels better then a real pussy :( FUCK YOU!
XxxXJessXxxXilysm 2 months ago
Ima answer everyones question I have a gf and trust me shes real tight but this was ment to feel better and it does uhhhh awesome
817javier 2 months ago
@2053t hahaha u made my day!
UrbanSlushie 2 months ago
dial in the tightness!!!!
MrRudeTruth 2 months ago
I never wash mine out, instead I just let it get good and smelly with flies congregating around the entrance and the slimy lubricant always stays available making a good addition to cookie or omelet batter.
PupuTheClown 2 months ago
@PupuTheClown I always put poop in mine for the anal effect.....
shartasticful 2 months ago
I never wash mine out, instead I just let it get good and smelly with flies congregating around the entrance and the slimy lubricant is still inside, sometimes I pour it into my cookie or omelette batter.
PupuTheClown 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is obviously for guys who cant get none.
fuzzykittenofdeath 2 months ago
@fuzzykittenofdeath Are dildos only for girls who can't get any?
Peter5930 1 month ago
if I had a dick I would totally want one of these.
HaleysHeresat 2 months ago
@HaleysHeresat don't lie you've already have one
marco901216 2 months ago
@HaleysHeresat If you want some dick, let me know....
shartasticful 2 months ago
why am i watching this
marleyrastafary1 2 months ago 3
How did I get here from watching spongebob o-0
iShibbyCallofDuty 2 months ago 6
i feel really akward now O.O
pocketrockit31 2 months ago
how the fuck did i get here from watching cartoons O.o
logal94 3 months ago
MY DICK JUST WANTS TO BURST OUT MY PANTS AND START SQUIRTING EVERYWHERE!
8===========D~~~
marijuana1791 3 months ago 2
im a girl.. why the fuck im a watching this?!
colurmecrazy 3 months ago 263
@colurmecrazy
too see how guys act... you girls have your toys LOL, my girl lol at it
AerobaticsPilot 2 months ago
@colurmecrazy to learn how to use it on your fella
mattgoeswestking 2 months ago
@colurmecrazy hey bebe are u a filthy chick cause ill clean you right up
LOLsillytunercar 2 months ago
@LOLsillytunercar acually, not im not. thank you.
colurmecrazy 2 months ago
@colurmecrazy hottttttttt
lovestospooge646 2 months ago
@colurmecrazy - you could provide a strapping recommendation of the product.
oracle2world 2 months ago
@colurmecrazy you talk like mario
jangofett786 2 months ago
@jangofett786 how?
colurmecrazy 2 months ago
@TheConnor990 because many prostitutes have sicknesses and this is just stamina exercise
Btw WTF am I watching this...?
lameWB 3 months ago
Why buy this when you can buy pussy on the street?
TheConnor990 3 months ago
i stuck my 10" dick up that
DykeJohnson 3 months ago
Just what every guy needs...a cunt that wont talk back.
aussiebloke1979 3 months ago 11
pass it doesn't come with titties (n_n)
yf21bowman 3 months ago
F.A.P.
forever alone party
bring in the fleshlights!
appleman1324 3 months ago
I want one.
MrBlacknwhiteninja 3 months ago
dear santa
EL3MEN252 3 months ago 7
So you get to lose your virginity to a piece of plastic.
You also get a guarantee that you will be forever alone.
So the question is would you rather die in an alley addicted to crack and have aids? or be forever alone with some plastic?
But there is always that option that you can be normal.
xxNephlimxx 3 months ago
Big ass flashlight..
EnjoyDoom 3 months ago
Moooom, where is the flashlights? My lights went out.
I THINK DAD HAS ONE IN HIS DRESSER
Okay, thanks!
*looks in drawer*
Thanks mooom I found it!
OHGOD.
SteelCanine 3 months ago 75
OK???? Let me get this RIGHT??? I can Fuck the Hell out of this
SHIT??? NEVER EVER HAVE TO CALL????? DO MY OWN THANG???? haaaahaahahahahah!!! FBGM!!!!!
bubblesmagazine 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
at least you dont have to put up with the bitching
NeighborhoodSonAlec 3 months ago
dear santa i have been a vary good boy this year and all i want is a flash light sex toy thank you
Swiftyslow2 3 months ago 8
Do they offer the "chocolate rosebud" version of this? And do they come scented?
Bridar9 3 months ago
How the hell did I get here from Kipkay!?!?
KidRiviera 3 months ago
wtf 1:07....... you can keep it in a fish tank? that would be a conversation starter at dinner parties
" what fish do you have?"
"oh you know a few golden orf,a couple of clown fish and a rubber minge"
by the way i watched with the sound turned off
taifunkchi1 3 months ago
Why i dont want it for a life time i just want it till i go to a strip club XD
Mrnoremac12 3 months ago
@Mrnoremac12 whats at the strip club? whores with aids?..think about it
GamerXface 3 months ago
I want one!!! Me and fleshlight'll have a ball when babe isn't around ;D
CarFinatic1 3 months ago 2
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OsamaBinLooney 3 months ago 17
@OsamaBinLooney How old are you?
xBoxerrx 2 months ago
@xBoxerrx 24, but i'd rather my college roomate doesn't know that i'm a pervert LOL
i can't believe that i actually got highest rated comment...i knew leaving a comment on something like this would come back to haunt me... :P
OsamaBinLooney 2 months ago
Only issue with cleaning method, men use it every night minimum... -.-
TPGzero 3 months ago
I will pay good money for this but I'm underage
biobob16 3 months ago
Sounds as if she is Strine but trying to cover
housewares 3 months ago
Thats a penis!
asdfkie 3 months ago 2
I tried to buy one of these in a store once, the fucker said I was too young. Fucking clerks...
DrewPicklesOgre 3 months ago
I WANT ONE!!! NAO!!!
anderst5 3 months ago
1:34 squirting
JinkyTwinky 3 months ago
"and wahs out both of the caps..." yeah, like anyone has EVER done that
IStehSHIT 3 months ago
If your girlfriend or wife is too lazy to have sex with you, this can be your saving grace. It will never complain no matter how many times you use it.
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dollsilicon 3 months ago
Uhhh... Why not just try the real thing.... O__o
Kagimbrius 3 months ago
@Kagimbrius this is youtube man........
mezalong 3 months ago
@mezalong Irrelevant reply... O__o
Kagimbrius 3 months ago
@Kagimbrius dont think you grasped what i meant with that comment.
mezalong 3 months ago
Well atleast it better than a bitchy girl
afterlife300 3 months ago