INCREDIBLE HULK | TheSlickMachine

[dangerror]

he is doing with that girl if he became hulk when doing

[vulcarr]

I give it a one you totally suck HULK was awesome an ur voice sounds retarted

[SpyderFilmDayv]

Uhm Ang lee's hulk fucking ruled... Fail

[hoeky442]

I know you're TRYING to be funny - but you're not.

[yohrdan1]

i like fight club =]

[ryanjosephkibby]

So, according with what you're saying, you are pretending not to have syphilis, when you actually do? :D

[F1sTDaCuFFs]

your sick in the mind hulk lee's version is better/

[SmkSimonC]

you could tell thata guy is a perv if you seen the movie at 2:09..hes laying on her boob...

[ImperiousViking]

you suck...

go kill yourself...

[XR6turbo4life]

m8 ur a dik id rather watch a twilight film then listen 2 1 of or vids

[VelaToNorma7]

@XR6turbo4life Then why are you listening to this? Lol, faggot.

[13redbooks]

I thought the monotone was done to a purpose--kinda of a self-effacing, "I'm not trying to really review this" mixed with a little indie style intonation. I thought it was wry and fun. You want boring and witless monotone--watch Dancing with Wolves. Mr Monotone himself for over 2 hours! That is boring and it made millions. Costner can't afford voice lessons or what ???

[schnubbel76]

i clicked "there" before leaving a mean comment.

So i don't leave a mean comment, but a serious comment.

This is very boring, you should have shown a few scenes from trailer with original sound and then comment them.

And why are you speaking so slow, unemotional, unexcited and bored?

You could do good reviews, if you would change everything.

Dont give up, maybe vour time will come.

btw: what the f... is this with "sex scene" in the title?!?!

[Topgun4UKC]

what a boring, disconnected mono toned piece of Bullshit...even your pop up about making mean comments, sucks! Don't like your style and wish you would go back to the TWILIGHT ZONE you belong in...and came from! A complete waste of my time!

[adamjwebster]

fuck man, you must be bored as fuck! And i hope people tell you often that you are a piece of shit. I begging you to never ever waste another 4.56 of video tape! I hope you dont review films for a job cause you are not good at all!

[FreeHottVideos]

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[XxslitwristsxX]

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[panjo23]

downloading it now!

[NorDuVie]

Goddddd,,,ughnnng. Marry me?

[4beerstime]

slick, I stumbled across your videos not looking for porn but looking for a watchmen review. I have since grown attatched to you and your slick, smooth voice. I have watched all of your videos at least six thousand times each as I find your sense of humour and awesome voice very appealing. I therefore request that you make some more recordings/ videos. I liked the book review by the way. thank you for your time.

[kronos251]

I agree 100%. You review great, and you sound like a drunk Edward Norton, which totally works

[heaven1hell1]

fucking dope head

[Mazroo3y]

NOT HOT!!

[VSL123]

You sound like you're on sleeping pills.

[zawan90]

she,s sexy

[fearofmars]

lol god the sarcasm rocks

[sewerface7]

oh yeah hes sexy

[WatchOutForThatTrain]

how do you know i have cyphilis? -cry-

[xkalynx]

you mean syphilis.

[MJaaayPeer]

waste of my FUCKING TIME!!!!!

[janeswurld]

wow u were exited lol hahahahahah couldnt tell

[TwilightVivi]

LOL! Horny bastard ;)

[BawlzzzOnYoChin]

Wow......

[worldclubtravel]

sexy fuckin seen man if i wos dere i shag her even 100x times hader baby oooh thats feels good

[FanOfCupcakAndTea]

sad strange little man, not you slick and click, you are a sad strange little man

[DieterLoginov]

Put some enthusiasm in your damn voice! You're frek'in pittin' me to sleep. Hulk is irritated!

[lowde2000]

I largely agree with you, but for the love of God, move your mouth away from the mic.  Thanks

[seventytwonames]

ur voice has a kind of speak n spell sound to it...cool!

[monalisasmiles4you]

Edward Norton. OH GOD. OH YES.

[TheMouse72]

You are so refreshing!

[COMICFILMEXPERT]

Bill Bixby wasn't in the film because Bill Bixby's dead...I'm sure someone already told you that though.

[P3rrigo]

You put cynics to shame. While I agree wholeheartedly with this horseshit review, your robotic voice lulled me to a sleep faster than the almost identical voice of Fox Mulder. So for that I feel I should thank you. :]

[4162279293]

u should put more parts of the movie

[SolidSnake240]

Love this movie.

[levitabusman]

webslinger?

[Carnage1235]

A certain webslinger? I don't remember that bit after the credits. I remember Tony Stark at the end but not well, the webslinger.

[duncanblitz]

new hulk rules!

[MissHalloKitty]

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[phuppy090]

panget ang bastos

[moeiseur]

Watch this in high quality DVD at

X1movies (dot) com

[bigfranky75]

omigosh... you are a talentless waste. your voice is so drab that it almost put me to sleep. this review is garbage and idiotic... you will die alone.

[lupooxx]

noob

[HelionDark]

your opinion is ok but i like 1. movie more

[Sheralee45]

Slick, you have a gorgeous voice..(:

[XXBladeFireXX]

SLICK U FUCKING ROCK!

Don't go changing!

[snsk83]

no offence! but i think the 1st movie ain't that bad, but to be honest the latest hulk make me wana cry, really! coz of the not real enough cg for the hulk.

[snsk83]

i think u r rite! coz the 1st hulk n the 2nd hulk movie did not well for the box office.

[kier2911]

u freak weres da sex u sad fuck get a life u sound like an emo

[X0XPWNER123]

omg moran what the hell there isnt any porn. go get a life kid i came here for porn and you waste all our time. enjoy your hand maybe you should get married to it. LOSER

[OnePlusOneEquals]

"i came here for porn and you waste all our time. enjoy your hand maybe you should get married to it. LOSER"

I came here for porn also, you know, because youtube is a high-quality porn site.

[colombiancutie10]

"god you're stupid"

[nsudboro]

I'm marooned in Xi'an, China - sick, bed-bound, and desperate to escape this polluted hole. Stumbled across your review somehow and can't stop laughing. It has nothing to do with any of my interests or tastes, but if I ever survive to get back to the US, I'm going to grab the DVD out of sheer gratitude for this small moment of relief. Thanks :-)

[EricaIsGr8t]

Lol, ur hilarious. Loved ur reveiw and loved the movie, but then again I'll watch anything Eddy Norton is in...

[vamp1drac0]

id just like to point out bixby is dead and been dead along time so hence no cameo

[eprescukorka]

niccce :)

[xtine005]

This was fun :D

And oh, you're voice reminds me of Ed's. LOL

[Mandred2008]

I bet the video only has 700000 views because the title and the tags contain the phrase "sex scene" ...

[daniiboix]

i agree 100%

thanks

[minteva85]

Dots

[spideyTB]

Great review

and Bixby was in it as a cameo while Bruce is watching TV

They couldn't get him in the flesh because he passed

RIP

[elyonneke]

you've got such a warm and sweet voice :)

[XxDarkAngelAlicexX]

EDWARD NORTON IS A SEXII BEAST!

[pintucoperu]

I agree with your critics, seriously... and also with Liv Tyler topless

[Suikakoju]

profound comment! plus, you've got a really sexy voice...

[zpraxpj]

hi my name is mark calling from superior energy, an ontario energy board licensed energy supplier

[Videoboy45]

lol too bad he'll turn into the hulk if he cums. Poor him xD

[LifeInTheBird]

this was hilarious

[buddhidev]

For me, it's a quite good critics!

[biguy617]

Of course Liv tyler is not topless. It was PG 13.

[sphiedd]

if i see the first movie of hulk, im just going to take a cue from the hulk and smash it god tht cracked me up, imagined this,: ARRRRGGHHHHH HULK FIRST MOVIE!!!!! , HULLLK SMASHHH!!!1 LOL

[D125925]

you suck a huge pair of hulk balls

[FlamingBladesofGlory]

LOL

[D125925]

you suck

[newstar777]

Your funny =) Edward Norton is Numm

[FinalcutWOW]

Huh ? what did u say again ?

[raven010891]

fallout 3 is perfect

[MandaMies]

Fallout 3 gets boring after his (your) father gets killed by a Super Mutant Behemoth

OSHI-

[vildanius]

thanks for telling me the fucking story

[MandaMies]

wanna know more?

[vildanius]

lol no, i found out about that bit now, not done it yet, but may be way to change story you never know.

[cokane3648]

go fuck urself u stupid shit i was lookin forward to this game gay cunt

[MandaMies]

i take this as a request for more spoilers... So I'll post one >=D

It doesn't matter do you deactivate the bomb in Megaton, make it explode or leave i alone, Megaton still gets destroyed. Brotherhood Of Steel tests it's new weapon to it. And then Megaton goes Kaboom.

[raven010891]

fallout 3 and hulk are cool

don`t review them

comment them

they will still be popular

(don`t take it personaly...it is just my opinion hahaha :) )

[extremesniper007]

"In the comics Emil Blonski is a Russian KGB agent, from Russia" lol that was good!

[MsVeronikaK]

lol

[Nameswillbetaken]

happy much?

[Smittastic]

Don't sound so excited ;)

[cookie123d]

omg we saw this in school and ew this part everybody was looking at it

[hellogoodbyemyluv]

I want to go to a school where they watch the incredible hulk...

[cookie123d]

ya we did but nobody really liked it they just paid attention to the sex part lol and when it was over everybodys like im bored

[bendemon666]

you suck.

[blingstababe]

cock...lol

[truxton1]

Bill Bixby shouldn't have been too hard to get considering he hasn't done anything since November 21, 1993!

[trier4952]

You are aware that Bill Bixby is dead right?

[truxton1]

If you read what I said you will notice that that was a sarcastic way of making that very point!

[Shoot1ngStar]

BooHoo stupid hulk didnt go "all the way" what a disappointment u could tell she wanted it lol

[ReflexXLX]

WOOT ULTIMATE AVENGERS IS COMING lol

[yjones9]

what about the avenngers

[cesar3hulk]

The first movie sucked!!! This new Incredible Hulk is the best ever movie-- and I came into the theaters wanting to hate the movie.

Oh and Bill Bixby was in the movie, in the beginning, it was on TV, it's a re-run of one of his best shows.

[younghoop]

web slinger? i saw no web slinger after the credits!

[nurse1on1]

you suck at making videos!

[fatfatat444]

No, he's actially good at that

[ladyinblacklace]

Why is it my two most favorite actors(Edward Norton and Jennifer Connelly)have both starred in the HULK?

[nvrfindlovelikethis]

fag

[mynameisrainarao]

the maker of this video is such a pathetic, disgusting and a stupid loser!!! you cant make any fucking vids here.. yours is awful

[GameDude2008]

Why can't she just sex The Hulk?

[MSLI]

They couldn't do sex because Bruce will turn into the hulk if he's heart beat too fast! You know? Orgasm?

[linhtaubay]

hello testing comment

[chunkypoodlesauce]

where's the hot steamy sex SlickMachine?

because it's not in this video.

you're very funny though!

[comton7000]

cool video

[guillermosanchez1993]

hey, if you have the entire sex scene, can you upload it please?

[pain653]

they dont really have sex its not evn pretend i saw the whole movie b4

[jtizzlemoney]

wow dude yoiur pathetic

[Sirmalice192837]

isnt there already like a hulk movie and shit

[ajyuoi9036]

cool

[fatfatat444]

Slcik Machine, I saw this video when u posted it

I am positng this comment now to tell u that there WILL NOT be a HULK 2

THERE WILL BE THE AVENGERS

THIS IS ALL PART OF THE AVENGERS MOVIE SERIS

SO THE HULK SEQUEL AND THOR SEQUEL IS ALL IN THE AVENGERS 2011 MOVIE

AND THE AVERNEGERS COULD HAV A SEQUEL WITH THE BLACK PANTHER

[cesar3hulk]

There is a Hulk two but it will be after Avengers!! Get it straight!! And they never said anything about not making a Thor two!!

[fatfatat444]

I don't know about any Avenger stuff AFTER 2011

I think that they should have an Avengers 2 then go on with their seperate lives

Hulk 2

Thor 2

Iron Man 3

Yeah, I get it know, but they haven't started on a script for Thor 2 or Hulk 2

[fatfatat444]

HULK SMASH!!!

I AM HULK

[JACKtheRIPP3R189]

I seriously considered burning down a theater after seeing the last hulk. I saw this movie purely because of Edward Norton, who is awesome, and he pulled it off perfectly. This movie was pretty damn solid, pleasantly surprised. Superhero movies seem to have finally grown up, the new batman movies (Bale is awesome), Iron Man, and now this (1st spider man was ok but the other 2 were shit). Keep em coming.

[mimzi29]

LOL

[oooTheNextRuleRooo]

So let me get this right.. when the Green Man's pulse rate goes up .. he becomes big ...

Hmmm .... so midway through sex doesnt his dick turn into a elephant trunk and kill the poor cunt

[JB0523]

Lol... thats funny...

[franciscofisher]

why don't you review iron man slick? funny review, batman one too thanks

[Blackjack185]

Aren't you that Ebeeto guy? You sound like him.

[quaz18]

Lou Ferrigno played a security guard in the movie too, but it was too quick to really notice... this was a great movie

[disconabisco]

HULK SMASH PUNY IRONMAN!!!!!

[lemper333]

its good!

[AndrewSun15]

cool i'll see it!!

[brookandnathan]

bills dead man

[slachx2]

who need a fuck scene into super heros's movies ,no fucking sense

[daltgreiner]

bill bixby did have a cameo..he was on the tv in the beginning of the movie

[thejewsandwich]

a russian kgb agent...from russia. lol

[sweetstix91]

i think i nearly collapsed watching this. yes i should have stopped but your dreary MONO-toned voice seemed to put me in a hypnotic state of death please if u ever EVER make another review on anything put some enthusiasm into ... YES?!

[YzzleMate]

4:50 flat out lie. There isn't anything after the credits. Glad I was going to see it anyways, and wasn't tricked by you. Thanks for the false info, asshole.

Oh, and Iron Man WAS better.

[ImAManOfMyWord]

Iron Man was heeps better.

[BitterCycle]

The first hulk movie WAS good. It reached back to how it all began, showed his relationship, and still managed to have plenty of action. It DID live up to the comics, because parts of the movie was modified parts from the 1960's cartoon, including the jumping and tank smashing. Then when he fought his father that turned into different creatures was really interesting. On top of all of that, the first hulk was bigger and better looking, AND he DID speak a couple of times. That's MY review.

[sidedooryouth]

no that movie sucked

[DrBreakfastMachine]

He's right. The first one did suck.

[KLee0777]

hey tht's a good review and i agree with everything u said except about professor stern I thought he was really funny and was glad he didn't turn out to be a boring old man!

[AlwaysKeanu]

I have to say this guy knows what he's talking about .. excellent piece of review, nice accent and interesting to listen to ! Bravo ..

[InYourDreamsFeast69]

Ive already watched the movie... i never really read any of the comics but i'd seen some of the cartoons.... but any way the movie really was AWESOME!!! and i like the little exra add after tr\he credits, especially since i saw Iron Man first..... AWESOME!!!!

~∑√Σ∫γηη~

[Accesorized]

omg, yeah I know. I saw Iron Man first too.

I'm glad too, cause I probably wouldn't get what the heck they were talking about. Or I probably would have missed it completely if I hadn't seen the little thing at the end of iron man. Great review, I liked the dark knight one too.

[BlackPookie]

DAH!

[lovemybaby9]

lol. STD's. XD

[masterdee1202]

lol omg :D

[gunster10]

fish has no dick to rape people anyway.

[JonnyPortalz]

this comment was featured in one of his vids because of its origanality, congrats.

[DrCharlie1]

you son of a bitch. Stupid, if youi plan to do a review video give it its deserved tittle. you talk like a robot. Well i got a nickname for you: tin man, robocop, no no wait, iron man.

[chatterbox123hi]

hahahhah...theslickmachine ur funny... but tbh it does not sute liv tylor or edward norton to play in this film. he is too skinny and liv, well she looks like an air head. ^^

btw, nice voice :D

[teddy559]

i sat through the credits and no one showed up at all...wat a dam liar

[teddy559]

Bill bixby died

[littledogg99]

HULK

[cpaa14]

wtf...

[siramad]

lol

[namsupytalp]

That one guy was in the second jurassic park movie.

[PoisonPosy]

Bill Bixby is dead so he couldn't do a cameo. There was, however, a scene where the tv is playing "The Courtship of Eddie's Father" starring --- tah dah! -- Bill Bixby

[Jakgoeswee]

I agreed with pretty much everything you said. ;)

[crystalpistol63]

i totally agree with your opinion.......tim blake nelson was annoying :/ but everything else was awesome!!!