Knocked Up: We Can't Legally Ask You to Lose Weight

[poonUtd1]

wait, there's a guy on our team dressed like a pirate?

[nasrinv]

kristen wiig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GG100FDZ]

"we just want you to be healthy, by you know, eating less...."

[kookie97ful]

i love the movie knocked up

[shyguyreborn]

She stole those scenes in Knocked Up when I first saw it.

[nomonotonous]

kristen is such a comedy genius

[aburg10s]

Wiig should have gotten an Oscar nod for best supporting actress, but, as always, they rarely award straight comedies

[TheJujucrock]

I don't remember a pirate in Dodgeball.....

[TheJujucrock]

I don't remember a pirate in Dodgeball...

[shaylie6422]

I want Kristen Wiig to be my best friend.

[GeorgeMcGuinty]

lmao

[MighterM]

"THEY, THEY decided that THEY like you and THEY would like to put you on camera" LMAO

[BeaverBuster1]

It's Steve The Pirate!!!!!

[jlcdltofficial]

She is so awkward in this scene... I LOVE HER!!!

[lalotavo216]

Hahaha I just saw a couple of hours ago Bridesmaid and her acting was Amazing! Nice actrees!

[nmmeyer9922]

uhhh they actually can leagally ask you to lose weight

[JohnnyNny94]

Alan Tudyk.

[moviemaniac14]

Great to see Kristen Wiig out-act Katherine Heigl.

[ftheGOP]

hilarious



[jbauer72]

I'd never seen Kristen Wiig until this movie. Was howling at this actress and this character and began to look at SNL again because of her. She is a funny funny lady.

[wtg2989]

Is that Steve the pirate?

[nanderson8u]

This is the best scene in the entire movie

[RobTzu]

He was the pirate in Dodgeball

[AaronNathanMiller]

TIGHTEN UP

[MrJosephCLawrence]

What a funny scene. I have to give her credit for taking it so well. Most people would flip out at the suggestion that they need to lose weight.

[NightManiacsInc]

@MrJosephCLawrence

you give her credit for taking it so well ? umm its a movie, so its not real, who knows how she would react in real life

[MrJosephCLawrence]

@NightManiacsInc Yes that is true. I just read what I wrote and it definitely is not the smartest thing I have ever said.

[youngice6004]

@loulou741 no she isn't. She wasn't even the third funniest character in this movie. She's a pretty solid female actor, but she's not that funny.

[Deathriken]

@loulou741 shes pretty good in Paul as well

[EvilAngelEyes]

kristen made the movie. she is hilarious.

[Agent1W]

1:40-1:47. I wonder if that would be the best pick-up technique for women.

[angellpaula]

Kristen Wiig is awesome 

[jcitaly100]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[demiser21]

Kristen Wiig is great but Alan Tudyk is far better here he makes this the most ridiculous scene in the movie.

[MissRamble]

This is the best scene in the movie. She's also in the best scene in Ghost Town.

"I died?"

"Little bit..."

"For how long?"

"About 7 minutes."

"I was dead for 7 minutes?"

'"Everybody dies..."

[MissRamble]

"We'd like it if you could go home, step on the scales, subtract 20...and then weigh that much."

[bogusmaan]

i remember losing my mind laughing at the girl beside Heigl. She just completely owned the scene. now i know it's kristen wiig and she is probably the funnyest female comedian out there today. Hahahaha shades of peneloppe in there lol

[bogusmaan]

i remember losing my mind laughing at the girl beside Heigl. She just completely owned the scene. now i know it's kristen wiig and she is probably the funnyest female comedian out there today

[nanderson8u]

Kristen Wiig is hilarious!

[wildsterlingbill]

Kirsten Wiig steals the scene. 

[GG100FDZ]

Lol i seriously think Kristen Wiig just made that up as she filmed it.

[MattiAndSelen]

Kristen Wiig is acting like Penelope on here, hahaha, it's her best character =D

[Exxodus1990]

subtract it by like 20...priceless

[CatellaRose]

It's a lot of work...I can't wait to see what happens!

[JeLee023]

Wash wants it TIIGHTER

[gapedhok]

Wiig is hilarious. She needs to get off that cue-card readingfest known as SNL.

[prinny081]

holy shit is that steve the pirate!?

[Slaynyc]

@prinny081

Gaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!

Yes it is!!

[EkseteraEksetera]

@prinny081

 Who's Steve the pirate?

(geddit!)

[BorisWhale]

@prinny081 Naww it's Wash.

[georgetapadbol]

@prinny081 I'd rather say : holy shit is that tucker !?

[tubestick00]

love that other woman there, i reckon this is one of the best parts of the movie.

[schizoheroes]

0:55 Kristen Wiig looks into my soul

[SniperKingz]

Hey it's Steve the pirate!

[007DefCon3]

@SniperKingz ahhh yes steve the pirate, I was tryna figure out who he was without googling it, Cheers mate

[MANOLOHERNANDEZ06]

Wiig is hilarious.

[PurpleStarburstx3]

kristen wiig played her role so awkwardly, made it sooo much better :D

[j3w3Lry]

We would just like it if you go home and step on a scale, and write down how much you weigh, and subtract it by like 20, and then weigh that much.

[supernatt924]

what the hell. i watch snl every week and i've seen this movie a bajillion times and never realized that this is kristen wiig. it doesn't look like her!

[aMasoudTorabiFilm]

I die every time I watch this scene. I LOVE Katherine Heigl :)

[Kikkoman03]

genius comedy

[stockholmsgrabb7799]

This film has soooo many good actors. Love Kristen Wiig !

[syikana]

There was an actress that turned this role down but I can't remember who it was...

[satnite2003]

@syikana I think it was Anne Hathaway.

[hermanoguzman]

These movies always have the same actors, but it doesn't get boring

[CZRXCZR]

I wonder if anyone ever told the Precious girl to "tighten up".

[gedbeat15]

@CZRXCZR hahaha, that's sort of an impossible feat for her though.

[sportsbang]

holy shit! it's steve the pirate!

[TheJuzMii]

how do u cut videos off the movie...i have the movie how do i cut one scene so i can put it in my phone :P cuz i wanna show it to my friends!! please lolz..

or u can do it for me!!! lolz

[sudsLA]

was she the yoga instructor in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

[leilamaliki]

@sudsLA yeah

[synthrock1]

Kristen Wiig is funny but she always play a bitch

[Danceallnightbabe]

kristen wiig is the funniest young woman right now.. in my opinion

[NOMNOMNOMingAllDay]

thumbs up if you watched the movie on EnchantedPictures channel :P

[evilcarnies]

Kristen Wiig is my favorite actress ever.

[bryenhud]

The bitch is HILARIOUS!

[bajoverga]

We just want you to be healthy, by, you know, eating less.

[MarutaAdrian]

@bajoverga wtf is with ppl getting thumbs up for just quoting the movie?

[JoeMamma0000]

@MarutaAdrian That's the Youtube community for you... Repeating something from the video makes you popular.

[bajoverga]

@MarutaAdrian Becaused I'm fucking awesome, and you're just jealous. Drink up that Hatorade puta!

[MarutaAdrian]

@bajoverga buddy I'm not jealous, you know I have an life beside internet, I don't fucking care about getting some fucking thumbs up on youtube, it useless anyway WTF. Go see a Doctor.

[starbeastrave]

That lady on the right PISSES me the hell off.

She's just a thoroughly unlikeable person in every way shape and form. Female jealousy is scary.

[88Featured]

Lol, that's the opposite to me. I love her humour, I saw her in Ghost Town as well and she speaks the same in that.

[belathequeen]

It. is. a. movie.

Broad generalization much?

[starbeastrave]

It. is. a. movie.

-I'm quite aware. But I'd like to point out that women DO treat each other like this all the friggin' time. Seriously, who here can honestly say they've never seen some passive aggressive catfight that didn't go down like this; with one subtly insulting the other.

[joejnyc]

don't make everything smaller!

tv IS creepy...

[miguelisalive]

"THEY, they decided that THEY like you and THEY would like to put you on camera."

[bajoverga]

fucking hilarious! i love the assitant to the boss..i know, i was so surprised too