LOTTO WINNER CAN HARDLY CONTAIN THEMSELVES

[Askimoula]

I like to think of the lottery as a more exciting bank account. I deposit into it faithfully every week and just when I least expect it, it pays out with interest. =-)

[patsaxon]

The lottery does not appeal to the younger generation as it does the those in their 30's, 40's, 50's and up. The younger gengeration knows the chances of winning the lottery are not that great and better chances of being rich by attending college for a better career. As you know, those who make good money do not play the lottery as it mostly the middle class and poor.

[TheNubCaik]

Whut the FUCK do OLD ASS PEOPLE ALWAYS WIN!?

Fuck you, this is some paid acting shit

[BlessedTresses]

LMAO!

[cyberbid]

Why were they still playing after the first win?? Green eyed monster.

[TheRemedy2012]

Law of attraction is very real This is how I know I will win the 87 million dollar powerball october 30th 2010 buy our dream home and a 2010 shelby super snake black on black while living a super SWEET LIFE!!

[WLKCONSULTING]

@TheRemedy2012 _LET ME GUESS...YOU DIDNT WIN

[TheRemedy2012]

@WLKCONSULTING This is my only hope now,But I do believe I'll win the 20 million dollar powerball december 4th 2010 all debts will get paid in full thank you

[jason65329]

@TheRemedy2012 well did it happen?

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

@TheRemedy2012 did you ever? 

[imluvinyourmum]

@TheRemedy2012 Oh yes, the law of attraction is very real, like how the dimmest people of society will be attracted to the lottery for eternity.

A better gamble would be to save that ticket money for 6 months and try your best at investing, or something of the sort preferably in something u are interested in, but work at it and if it goes pear shaped you can at least learn from it and could try again and make money with ur otherwise wasted lottery ticket money. Effort = $'s not dreams.

[FgMonsterz]

sheesh some people have all the luck , i cant win once let alone twice. but thank god at least i have my health.:)

[farria25]

@FgMonsterz fuck health u going to die broke... i want a million

[Jogonpants]

@FgMonsterz They look like the type that have probably got themselves into huge holes of debt spending thousands of dollars on the lottery every month. It worked out for them, but it doesn't for most people; no matter how much they spend on this addiction. The odds slightly go up for you when your buying 50 tickets a week lol.

[gendres1]

i THINK THEY BLEW ALL THERE MONEY AWAY . HA hA hA. Good for you white muterfuckers !

[youngmasterpete]

Thats fucking greedy

[1ssi7h]

Dam old people always winning, why can't i win for once ....Ò.ó

[seekersjournal]

@1ssi7h because you are playing a victim. Stop being a victim and stop asking that stupid question.

[pisces247]

@1ssi7h because you're not 85 and live in a trailer home

[patsaxon]

I would be happy winning the lottery once in my life would be good enough and then I would allow other to have such a chance.

[flashback09]

N3koda criminals win cause they dont care anymore? LoL that's the only things they care. Win. Profit. Plus, if u stop caring about win, u never win. Well exspecially in 100% luck games, it doenst matter wheter u care or not, as long as u lotto. The win comes if it comes, wheter u "care" or not..

[imassage1212]

mangavoltage that was a funny comment (1 ) back

[N3koda]

Old people win because they don't care anymore, criminals win because they don't care anymore, people who have already won or have good jobs or good prospects win because they don't care anymore. They have no attatchment to the idea of winning, which is where one should be to win. Stop caring about winning then you'll win.

[mickderkskouta]

if you win try to stay annonymous..

buy some nice mansion and dont tell the world.. untill you really know who your real friends are lol

[imprezaver4]

that's called PARANOID

[nathanip1]

@imprezaver4 (no man it's called being smart!)

[bradley1067]

I once got 4 number on the lotto if i had 2more on the same line i would of hit the jackpot

[dhakagod]

damn it..that was close

[MzSmileyPants]

old people always win (^__^)

[michel19612009]

@MzSmileyPants : NOT TRUE

[squish48]

@MzSmileyPants I know it sucks. Because they are going to die soon annywayy.

[littletanbear]

We dont know unless we try

[amazingdany]

I prefer scratchers, at least you win more often.

[ilikecheetos12]

odds are you dont win the mega jackpot.....house always wins....you see these rare stories and makes people want to go and spend their stimulus check on lottery tickets

[captiontexas]

how many of you guys would give up half of your life spain just to win the lottery?lets say the jackpot was $400,000,000 would you do it?

[25NewC]

no. i rather have nothing

[onthelang]

Iwould love to win but i never but a ticket

[parkour720]

jimmy kimmel life

[boamuro]

I don't blame him. The TV station makes the interviewers wait minutes or hours before they speak when it's live.

[hyllaf]

what happens say if a tourist from England is in the U.S buys the winning ticket - would he be allowed to keep the money? Has this happened?

[modofosho]

now the odds of that.....HA u gotta b a god

[hyllaf]

how does the lottery work in the U.S? Does each state just have one main lottery? and what is the typical jackpot?

[RideTheLightning1989]

I believe each state has its individual lottery but IDK about states on the west coast (I'm from east coast). The Pennsylvania Lottery, where I'm from, the largest lottery (It's called The Powerball) starts at $20MILLION and increases by $10MILLION if no one wins it, every time it's played. It's played twice a week. It's not uncommon for the jackpot to reach $200MILLION. When someone wins it, it goes back to $20MILLION again and starts over.

[dansblingbling]

how come they always win the lotto and not fell happy about it and think about it hoo wouldnt

[MangaVoltage]

Oh trust me they are happy.But after 1000 interview , 10 000 call , 150 000 charity call , 90 hours not sleeping and 500 beer they are tired and want to be left alone.

[Alb0oG]

@MangaVoltage true ..

[ardyay]

Mentioning a name of winner/s on TV can be risky but Im confused there are many rich people such as billionaires (like Bill Gates and Donald Trump), actors/actresses, high paying athletes (like football, wrestling and basketball) showing their faces on TV what is the difference?

[Dog23luv]

I agree. I wish lottery will change the rule where nobody has to give out their identity. It is like you give them money because they won but by showing and giving everything about them you put these people in a risk. I feel so bad.

[MzSmileyPants]

hmmm they have body guards prob lol and are so well know that you'd be scared to do anything. but if john and jane doe won and nobody really know them then what the heck...(u_u) but that is dangerous tho.

[thecircleisperfect]

LMFAO bless him =p

[KerryDoan]

ROFLMAO HE FELL ASLEEP.

[Farzinff]

looks like he's reading something

[KerryDoan]

yeah it does but look at his hands nothing. no book or anything which makes this vid hilarious

[Anas786]

fuckin hell....i played little lotto in illinois $685,000 and lost from 2 numbers...all three numbers matched in same order but two numbers didnt..fuck!!!!!!!! got $10 though

[Dog23luv]

But by the law don't all lottery winners have to tell the public that you've won? Which I think this law is not a good law.

[Jeff98177]

When my state first started having the lottery, one of the first big winners was a guy with the same name as my dad, same small hometown as my dad. But it wasn't my dad! The phone rang off the hook for days. TV stations, radio stations, people we didn't know. Holy crap, it was irritating. I like Assenavadnama's response - if you win, just go away for awhile. Stop your mail and newspapers and just leave. I wish we could've done that...

[Dog23luv]

Wow ~ that must been tough for ya'll. I heard in other countries if they don't want to they do not have to release their name.

[ardyay]

You're right, anyway Im from the Philippines in claiming the lotto jackpot prize is tax free and the winner/s will not show their face/s if published in a newpaper the winner will only mention his/her work such as construction worker. Before like this video and now no more.

[sgtsaul]

waaaw waaa waaaa stop crying a river

[assenavadnama]

I agree with the other commenter about not saying anything if you win. We won $6 million in 2004 and the biggest mistake was telling people. We ended up going on vacation for 2 months to get away from people, we stayed in Fiji and didn't tell anyone where we were. Just vanished off the face of the planet for awhile.. We lost a lot of friends because of having the money and were actually called selfish when we bought a new home but didn't buy our "best friend" one as well.

[buds221006]

Hi, congrats to you. Half your luck! However, it sounds like a good idea not to tell anyone, but sooner or later, I think those close to you will probably find it odd that we didn't have any money before ( or not much) and then we go and buy a house and some cars, they are going to know somethings up? How can we get around this?

Cheers

[bdequinia]

I play lotto frequently and don't plan on telling anyone if I win. Just curious though, did you buy 1 ticket or several?

[assenavadnama]

My boyfriend and I bought 3 each because it was an exceptionally large jackpot (24 million). I usually buy none and he usually buys 1. The jackpot was one by 4 people. My boyfriend and I have no idea which one of us bought the winning ticket lol

[assenavadnama]

won*

[bdequinia]

thanks for letting me know. I hope I can win and be lucky too someday. I definitely won't tell anyone I won, but I will anonymously give money to good friends and family in need. I will also try to live a humble life to not draw attention. After all, nobody needs to know that I won right?

[Nicaraguaman07]

so true..same here

[FreQuenczy]

LOLOLOLOL!!! They looked like they were dead when they won it! ;D

[nesnman]

I won $720,000 ( I know it's small) but looking back I never would have told anyone about it . We invested it so we did ok but so many people asked us for money.

[kamoflarge]

Yep, 720 grand is reaaaaly tiny alright.

[nesnman]

It is for a lottery win.

[kamoflarge]

Spose but its more than most people would get in a few years..

[nesnman]

My advice to anyone is not to tell anyone about it. I made that mistake. We did find out who are true friends are. And find someone who can help you invest. That part is not easy but I did find someone.

[albval1]

Why is this funny?

[croyo]

hilarious, thanks for uploading it