Tim Hawkins-Good advice and violent sons

[117rememberreach]

19 people gave advice too late

[GreenSpot101]

thats my dad saying go sit on the pot

[bornagain2day]

@GreenSpot101 are you the one who wrote the poem fire ants? XD

[GreenSpot101]

@bornagain2day maybe O.o

[shannontification]

Hahahaha hilarious! XD

[luv2sing143]

i probly shouldnt have done that...

"carefu\l! go sit on the pot, son!"

[sleepysarcasim]

19 people need a touchin

[ztucker1215]

@RexFuJesus the word is rebuttal btw. And no your point is not proven. All you have shown is that 1) you take jokes way too seriously 2) you cant form a coherent argument without the use of some sort of insult and 3) You continue to talk long after no one is listening. Typical Troll.

[ArmySonMatt96]

Ich liebe Tim Hawkins er ist so groß, und ich wünschte, ich brauchte nicht einen Übersetzer für jedes Video nur so kann ich lachen

[ztucker1215]

@RexFuJesus again. Point proven.

[ztucker1215]

@RexFuJesus haha point proven friend. Obvious troll is obvious. Besides, it is stated that if they know your trolling but they arnt mad then you failed. So you failed good sir.

[ztucker1215]

@RexFuJesus he's an apologist? you art a fool friend. A fool who needs to lighten up.

[ztucker1215]

@RexFuJesus Obvious misunderstanding of what i said is obvious. Not child abuse you dumb ass. If you actually watch his show he makes a few jokes about how with your third child you dont worry about as many things. Cake for breakfast etc. This is just a continuation of that.

[ztucker1215]

@RexFuJesus Obvious Troll is obvious.

[MelonieCrazyMuzik]

the LIVING snot! hahaha

[StarWarsGirl2011]

Lol "say what?!"

[bethy5510]

"mom i think i broke my leg"

"you need to go sit on the pot"

"OK i'll try it"

lolz

[scvcomputerrepair]

this guy is the funniest

[mcblubbernugget]

my dad chucked bricks at me, till i started throwing them back

[squaredisney]

I never really get to have a good laugh, but watching this really helps

[dj44683]

Instead of spanking... I use a tazer.

[AlasseBuchanan]

Dodge Brick! Yeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!

I <3 that Tim is a southern boy.  I can relate to him so well. :)

[PostFallsParkour]

theres no 2:29!!!

[NyssaFlames]

*bam* "Careful!" Haha... I love this guy; he's a genius.

[laurielou22]

when she was mad, she'd beat the LIVING SNOT OUT OF YOU !!! LOL

[rdub962]

The sad thing is that most of the teens i know would play dodge brick. including me.

[DarciAStewart01]

Hey dad! Throw that brick at me and see if I can get outta the way!!!! Lol! I used to do stuff like that, and I'm a girl lol :):)

[loveriddingbarrel]

Lol love it

[AileyAstonished]

I think i broke my leg...

You need to go sit on the pot.

[Champcelticsnumber9]

18 people's mom's gives you play by play like bob costas on what she was going to do to them

[PippinMercury]

18 people need to go sit on the pot.

[kswan4christ]

@PippinMercury Bwaaaa! Ha! Ha! Now, THAT is funny! :D

[Gaskinfam]

@PippinMercury Agreed!

[Joybutterfly1977]

Go sit on the pot! Lol!!!

[Ellyboo118]

hahahaha!!!!!

[gandlfo4]

so funny!!!!!!!!

[LaylieKong]

Sometimes I didn't even get a warning I just got the snot beat out of me when I was being ornery or naughty.

[lovestimhawkins]

Roll tide, War Eagle.

Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Mr. Hawkins

[ManleyStanley3]

16 people got the living snot beat out of them..

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 I know I did...........

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 i know ive gotten a good beatin or 2..lol

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 lol yeah same here! that's how my parent's roll!!! ....................that's how I'll roll two! lol

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 im still in the line off fire still... haha... but im 17 so i only got a few more months.... haha... but the last 1 i got was bout 2 or 3 years ago..

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 haha! Yeah! I'm 18 and I still live at home,so I'd be dead meat if I did something bad enough!!! lol but it's been awhile since my last one too,like 3 years maybe :)))) I've been good!.........................­.....sorta!

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 same here. lol

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 lol cool!!! :))) I'm just curous,where are you from?

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 south arkansas..u?

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 Alabama,right in da middle,near Birmingham :))) My name is Kimberly Justice btw :) lol

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 ok.. lol.

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 got facebook?

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 yes I do! same name

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 (My profile pic is of a white cross with a black background) that should help you find it better lol :)

[ManleyStanley3]

@RyanLuv9 im fortune, Stanley.. lol.. 

[RyanLuv9]

@ManleyStanley3 lol ok!! :)

[lugwidvantolkkentake]

'everything comes down to poo"

[oldspam]

My Mom was always going to " boil me in oil and fry me in turpentine".

[MagsGraphics]

LOL - My aunt and Mom ALWAYS told us to "sit on the pot!" And I find myself saying the same thing to my own kids!! :)

[HFE4Me]

i think i broke my foot! i guess i need to go sit on the pot! lol

[RANGERDAWG290]

16 people need to go sit on the pot

[ballbellydude241]

My mom always tells us to rub viks all over our body then shed wake us up as soon as we fall asleep and say u keep that on to long u gonna get a cold. Thanks for the help mom

[randomanna1]

My mom's a doctor, so I didn't have bad medical advice from her. My grandma on the other hand always has...interesting advice. No matter what is wrong with you, you got a bowl of chicken soup, a blanket, a box of tissues, vicks vaporub, and orange juice or tea (your choice). She also, every night I slept over, rubbed vicks on my chest to prevent colds. She never gave good advice too late though. She just gave obvious warnings. I love my grandma.

[floopydisc]

@randomanna1 Hey! I too am a doctor but beware, even we just tell of what we know or THINK we know. Probably I will look back with red cheeks at some things I told my patients. :-) But still, probably a big part of our (her) advice will be (have been) quite ok. :)

[babyrachel47]

MY MOM SAID THAT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pinklavigne231]

Good advice too late. Who hasn't heard that before?

[Shoriso2010]

16 people's fathers threw bricks at them and they couldn't get out of the way.

[gottaluvMEgan]

WARNING!

do NOT think about this in ANY way while drinking water! It hurts like crap!

[livin15anlovinlife]

lmao hes hilarious my would say go drink some tea honey every single time

[MrZerozack]

my mom dus give me play by play

[RyanLuv9]

@MrZerozack depends on the plays.......lol

[MrZerozack]

@RyanLuv9 hope you make it those few months

[MichelleSnyder1245]

*hits head on corner of table* "Careful!"

"Throw that brick at me..." "kk" *thud*

[MichelleSnyder1245]

*hits head on corner of table* "Careful!"

[JesusRad20]

OHHHHH CAREFUL!!!!! HAHAHA

[tommygun979]

lol my mom used to tell me to go sit on the pot. LOL!

[raleighkdzpastor]

HA HA my children's "northern" mom's (yes, that's Debbie) solution to all ailments isn't "go sit on the pot", it's "spray saline up your nose!" We love our saline! ha ha

[isairocks01]

loved the ending

[firefightingwoman]

"the LIVING snot..." He's hilarious! (I love the whole quasi-moto thing he's got going on right after he says that!) I'm still grinning and it's been like 10min since I watched this. Lol

[JesusFreakforever100]

i'm gonna beat the snot out of yeah. lol it's sooooo funny!!!!!

[gabe2304]

Hey dad throw that brick at me and see if I can get out of the way! :)

[LoveMerciful]

"I think I broke my leg Ma."

[whisperandsecret]

The description says that Tim is the King of recalls... Yes. Yes he is. Bahaha!!!

[yoyodoggie1]

its called doge brick its great!!!

[kamidott]

Go sit on the pot son, go sit on the pot!

[febe34]

haha hes amazingg...lol haha i walk like that for fun sometimes...lol

[CountessElaintay]

I think me and his son would get along we have alot in commen

I wonder how many ways he's found to climb on the roof

[HonRosie6]

CAREFUL!!! Uhhh...a little late?

[Annabug7productionz]

"When the rick left my hand, I was thinking, I probaby shouldn't have done that." LOL!

[spartanfeilder09]

He is the most fricking awesome!!!!

[sing4jesus]

Stolen from Mark Lowry. 

[793lavalightening]

imagine this "Mom I got bit by a black widow." "You need to go sit on the pot."

[FishFlubber]

this guy copied off of tim hawkins

[Countyp0]

@FishFlubber That IS Tim Hawkins lol

[mashedgirl]

@FishFlubber that is tim hawkins!!:)

[FishFlubber]

@mashedgirl hahhaha sorry i didn't look at the title all i saw in the thumbnail was an old guy looking constipated and that intrigued my attention LOLL!! :D

[TheRb911]

@FishFlubber this guy is tim hawkins

[MichelleSnyder1245]

"Throw that brick at me and see if I can get out of the way!"

[rockerz4ever21]

im twelve and i love thius chritian comedies!

[jerrodhoerner]

"The living SNOT" HAHAHAHA

[sbray789]

lol



[extraextralovely]

I am glad my mom spanked me when I was little, yeah it hurts but you get the point across, and it does it a lot quicker than other disciplines. I don't get why so many people consider it child abuse. God put that padding there for a reason haha.

[littlelilisayuri]

@extraextralovely

XD "he put the padding there for a reason? that's genius! LOL i agree with you though :)

[RyanLuv9]

@extraextralovely I agree!!!! Totally! and my Mama always said the same thing about the padding!!! LOL!!!

[Mexavier010]

On 0:42 that was on Full Range of Motion. How come he didn't say "Boy I'm sure glad you were there hoss who knows what would happen nostrodamus."

[blogegog]

This guy is frickin' hilarious! Sadly, I'm a third child :(

[firefreak2007]

@blogegog dont feel bad I am too :D

[HeartJesus4evr]

I love how he ties it all together in the end!

[InsanityIsBeautiful]

The -Living- snot out of you. :D

[jmacplayinbass]

In regards to spanking:

Proverbs 22:15 (NLT)

A youngsters heart is filled with foolishness, but physical discipline will drive it far away.

God's Word says spanking is ok & in fact, encouraged. However, it can be taken too far. 1 or 2 solid swats done with reasoning & love is more than enough to get the point across. That's how I was disciplined & my kids will be disciplined in the same way.

[nubnubnub1]

Good call. God gave extra padding right there on their little tushies for just that purpose!

[HannahBanana5409]

@jmacplayinbass

Proverbs 22:15 (KJV)

Foolishness is bound in the heart of the child ; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

[13wwjdnathan]

@jmacplayinbass This depends some kids need a good spanking if they are be smart butts lol

[Paulismyhero777]

@jmacplayinbass discipline doesn't just = spanking.... Im not going to say its wrong (mostly because I don't think it it ; ) ) but to pull that 1 verse out and say God wants parents to spank is like saying we should be vegaterians because God didn't make any animal unclean

[MrPs103]

@Paulismyhero777 discretion is advised. spanking should be a last resort. save it for the big stuff. i personally prefer stern talking, then timeout, then louder stern talking, then whoopin.

[SableRoze]

@jmacplayinbass There's always this one, too:

Proverbs 23: 13

13 Don’t fail to discipline your children. They won’t die if you spank them.

I agree with you about spanking. Other forms of discipline don't really work all that well....

[wachstars]

This video caused me to laugh so hard. I don't remember when I laughed that hard. I had tears running down my face. My mom was JUST like that!

[silverkryptonite705]

Oh geez... in my case this wasn't my mom... it was my grandmother. "Sit on the pot." Sorry Granny... doesn't help.

[chocodiva313]

OMG hes so funny AND hes a christian! :D

[KendisKustomsDotCom]

Tim needs to be invited to speak at TED

[dabomb4777]

padawan 3000 sorry but jesus did talk about hell in fact he talked more about hell than heaven cause its real. u dont think he told people they could go to hell what do u think saying "not everyone who says to me lord, lord will spend eternity with me"(a paraphrase) hell related?

[cheer4pride]

hes hilarious i could watch his videos all day!!

[98Anne1]

SOoooooooooo funny man <3 ya

[tootyfruity9514]

1:53 sounds like my brothers lol

[62390nelson]

its awesome to have a good laugh with a clean comedian

[imastonishing]

kaira90211, he is more than a genius.

[SuperLele99]

LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kaira90211]

this guy is a genius

[CYTandMileyCyrus]

wow.... whenever my stuomach hurts.. my mom's like: "Go to the bathroom!"

[TheLiveblackbirdness]

Never gets old! It's the stuff I heard as a kid with a western spin. Go sit on the pot son!

[hellojello19977]

@TheLiveblackbirdness what pot would u sit on .....ive never heard of that

[whisperandsecret]

@TheLiveblackbirdness Not western! Southern! I love getting to claim him as southern. lol.

[DarkTiger83]

Ha, ha, ha!!! this guy is so funny!

[TheMatthewFilms]

i love this

[marissaisanangel]

this guy is the best!!! haha i've heard most of this from my mom and BOTH Grandma's all of my life!!! LOL

[elfking730]

Go sit on the pot son!

[ZillDill19]

from 1:44 till the end i was laughing. ROFL.

[zackstrife322]

When I was a kind I'd hit my head on the corner of the table

*thump*

.....Careful

[Mirnum007]

this guy was at my church; he's hilarious

[BreChick4Christ]

hahahaha i love him! :D

[boombangboom56]

boy that was close Ma! thanks!

[BeatlesFanatic98]

He looks like Elvis dancing when he acted like his leg was broken.

[BlazingAva]

"You need to go sit on the pot!"

Heard it my hole life!

[neghiga]

sonds like my bro with me and the brick lol

[4296mph]

haha i no me 2!! :]

[1q1q42]

lol wtf i know ppl like tht

[2mastergamer]

lol sounds like my mom

[Loveismyguardian]

"CAREFUL!" hahahaha. my mom does that too. like, i'll take a bite the pizza she just pulled out the of oven with out realizing it's hot, and scortch my throat cause, you know, your not supposed to spit it back out. and she'll be like "Careful, it's hot!"

[weirdblondgirl]

he said the exact same thing in another one of his videos...

[iluvspringbrook]

I am going to beat the LIVING snot outta ya.....hahaha!!!!

[MasterChiefisAbeLinc]

See if his hearing come back? How did he hear his mom the first time then...? Lol such the comedian.

[amgceg]

1:52 is the best!!! lol'd so hard, i spit my water on the floor...kind of gross

[Dragearen]

At least it wasn't lemonade.

[chickeneggs01]

he is so funny!!!!!!!

[mikauonikino]

1:53

My favorite part

[SplitChesthair]

there's a fine line between standing up for what you believe in and arguing about your faith. arguing is pointless over the internet, but i personally feel everyone has a right to stand up for what they believe in. i am a Christian and to be honest, i dont care if everyone is a Christian or not, because wether you have faith or not is not going to affect my relationship with God or my promise to go to heaven when i die.

[chocofreak68]

he looks like he has dirt on his face... :|

[GLScheerleader]

OMG that is soooooooo like my mom. lol So funny ya'll. He hit the nail on the head

[fishbiter14]

lololololollololoolol

mua hahahahahahahahahahha

GO SIT ON THE POT!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[artfreak57]

is it novemeber yet?? cant wait to see him live. AGAIN!!!

[timeisticking1360]

I laugh every time I watch this :)

[hinatahuuygafan001]

Good advice ..to late XDD CAREFUL!!

[jeremiahyo]

there is nothing wrong wth r religion, so shut up stop insuting it. if you dont take to it, its your choice, but i belive in God and all we want is for u ppl who dont deserve to to go to heavan, but its not our fault if you dont. just remember what i told you if you die an unbeliver and go to hell.

[bobinschool]

what kind of example are you setting by telling people to go to hell?

how is that making people want to believe in god?

[jeremiahyo]

i didn't tell them to go to hell, i said that they should stop insaulting God and that IF they die an unbeliver there going to go to hell, and to remember what i said if they do. i'm really sorry if it seemed like i was telling them to just go to hell

[bobinschool]

its ok, i know what you mean.

its just that there are so many people on youtube that SAY they're godly people, but the cuss out other people and stuff.

[padawan3000]

Why do you have to threaten non-Christians with Hell like that's somehow doing them a favor?

Who is going to say, "Well geez, I don't want to burn in Hell so I guess I'll start believing in God now"

Try loving the person rather than threatening them.

[jeremiahyo]

i didnt threaten them

[padawan3000]

"IF they die an unbeliver there going to go to hell"

That's what you said. Which is a threat (with very poor grammar). I can't imagine anyone looking at that and saying, "Alright fine, I'll believe in God."

Stop threatening people with Hell. Jesus never threatened to send the woman at the well to Hell. He never told any of the people that came to him that they better shape up and start believing or burn for eternity in hell.

And you shouldn't either.

[jeremiahyo]

yeah ur right, (youtube dont need grammer) but what, u wanted me to say WHEN they go to hell? b/c thats not true, we dont know if they will or not b/c its possible they will change. and r u saying they wont go to hell if they die an unbeliver? b/c thats not true.

[padawan3000]

I want you to stop using Hell as a conversion tactic. That's all I was saying. For starters, it's very off-putting. It makes God sound like a very cruel prison warden who gives special favors to the brown-nosers.

As for my beliefs on hell, I don't want to get into it over a youtube comment. Just suffice to say, I've put a lot of study and thought into it, as well as look at the original languages of the bible, and I believe modern Christianity has misinterpreted a few things.

[BASSCHAMP101]

Incorrect.

[yodasword127]

its not a threat-it is a fact