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  • no wonder the Evo is a MAN's car. 

  • She has nooooo control!

  • Yeah Clarkson can drive better than racing driver Vicki Butler Henderson. Bollocks. Stop bumming Clarkson and get a life.

  • boooooooooo!!!!!

    hate fifth gear

    hate that Noble shit

  • man handled? more like it should be handled by a man..

  • id tap it

  • Thats a funny looking kitchen....  no really though she would leave any of the top gear boys for dead

  • wow how shit did she drive that

  • 5th gear?.. top gear?? hmm some cars 5th is the top gear..mkay.. both shows basic with an english cast.. mkay.. and both auto enthusiast shows including testing on a track. this vid was decent at best, but let this lady get some more seat time on how to handle a car around the track, she obviously doesnt know how to handle anything with serious horsepower. til then, ill stick to Top Gear.

  • @TedJacoAKATeddieB Get more seat time on how to handle a car around a track? She worked as a racing instructor around the Silverstone Circuit? I think she knows what she is doing. I dont see you as a racing instructor? Love to see her kick your ass on the track.

  • @ukraine578 im not saying she wouldnt beat me on the track BC she has more seat time then I do, i never said that, nor did i ever say i would be better, but why dont you go get a life you immature POS instead of taking shots@people for posting an opinion, to me it looked like she had a hard time really pushing the evo on the track and Clarkson would have driven it like it should, and on the epi of Evo VS STi he did,i would love to whip yours on a track,now grow up&dont take shit so personally.

  • @TedJacoAKATeddieB Ha ha ha ha! Anyone reading your reply can obviously see you 'take shit so personally'. Ha ha ha! I have a really nice life thank you very much. Always a pleasure to wind up peanut brains like you. Im not taking pot shots at you. If your not man enough to take comments after making a 'Pot Shot' at her then shut the F up. I wouldnt race a hot hea dlike you on the track. I can just imagine you jumping out when losing trying to swing a fist at me you gorilla. lol.

  • @ukraine578 wow, you really are a piece of work.." Im not taking pot shots at you" yet you call me "peanut brain" and "gorilla".. hahaha have a nice life picking on people on the internet for them stating their opinion, remember we all have the right to state those. i hope you feel like you succeeded in something because things like this just show you fail at life. lol

  • @TedJacoAKATeddieB At the end of the day she can handle a car with serious horse power to be training people to race around Silverstone. She has driven cars with more power than this one. Your just dont like a woman behind the wheel of a great car. Bet your missus isnt allowed to make a vote yet.

  • @ukraine578 ok, so now your calling me a sexist?? when does it end? my "misses" (great spelling btw, you might want to get that right if your going to slam me) can vote, go out with friends and do whatever she wants, im not a control freak or obsessive, which seems to be your problem since your obsessing with repeatedly coming after me. i think it is sexy as can be when a woman can really handle a car like an Evo, obviously you dont know me what so ever, your just looking to slam now. grow up.

  • @TedJacoAKATeddieB spell check.. dont you just hate it? Well you said she can't drive it well so you placed yourself open to criticism, thats what You Tube is all about. Calm down i see you have stressed out over this arguement. Im waiting for the race you challenged me to. And if that cannot be seen as immature I dont know what is. Grow up! lol

  • @ukraine578 im sorry but i don't stress over arguments over the internet, i have better things in life to stress over let alone someone who just wants to continuously come at me over a video. I can take criticism fine, i've always been open to it, but i don't take kindly to be slammed over and over with the things you have called me. your waiting for the race i challenged you to? i stated that i would love to whip your ass on the track, for me to issue you a race would be a little ridiculous

  • @TedJacoAKATeddieB says: 'your waiting for the race i challenged you to? i stated that i would love to whip your ass on the track, for me to issue you a race would be a little ridiculous'.. THEN WHY CHALLENGE ME! You are a very muddled and confused individual. I wouldnt bother to get out of bed to race you. Let Vicki whip your ass after all... You said she needed more seat time on how to handle a car around a track. Im sure she would like top prove you wrong. Tee hee...

  • @ukraine578 considering we are not even close to each other. your level of immaturity is really something, its sad to see someone on here take such offense to a few opinions, i wonder how many people have blocked you on here, you sir need to grow a pair, and let this little bickering end already because im tired of wasting my time replying to your repeated attacks on here.

  • @TedJacoAKATeddieB Erm it must be you who took offence if you read the comments? Doh! Block me if you like. Be good to end our girly arguement.

  • you should heve race these nobbles against fiat stilo becase when jermy clakson test these misubushi evo it was not even as fast as the stilo

  • i take the evo anyday, 4g63t rules....

  • lol they must have got bored designing the noble body,looks like a lotus elan

  • Noble is better than Lambo Murcielago ? I don't think so..

  • why is she drifting and skidding on the lap. jesus christ shes shit. and yes i wud be faster than here on fuckign rollerblades.

  • An evo is meant to be driven by a MAN not some stubby women carrying love handles... you've done no justice for this Japanese weapon with your skinny menopausal fingers!...

  • @shaunimiya I would bet my house that she could beat you around any track in any car. The Noble was designed from scratch for exactly tracks like this, the EVO was designed for rallying not tarmac. Btw even Top Gear said dont bother with the FQ400, the FQ300 is a much better drive and easier to keep in the powerband.

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  • JDM for the win

  • what u mean if the stig drive it the evo will be fasteR?

  • My grany drive better

  • Talk is cheap Evo boys, you lost get over it. Noble M400 dominates!

  • Chill out EVO fans! The noble is a 430 bhp go-cart, its bound to win, the EVO is a family saloon.

  • She says "sophisticated electronics" like it's nothing impressive. She wouldn't be able to handle a car like that if it wasn't for the "sophisticated electronics". I bet she doesn't even know how any of them work. A shit driver like that doesn't deserve to post lap times, check out her times on fastestlaps, they're disgraceful.

  • Evo is much more better as this Noble M400 shit

  • @187bloodgangsta u troll stfu m400 is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the evo

  • is she fucking retarted!~?!?!?! she drives that thing like a bus driver, you are a disgrace to driving

  • "STAY AT HOME AND COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKEN EGGS BITCH " IF SHE ACTUALLY SHUT HER MOUTH AND CONCENTRATED ON DRIVING SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN QUICKER , MOST WOMEN CANT DO TWO THUNGS AT ONCE HAHA

  • Make me a sammich and give the keys to the stig

  • HEY BITCH GO BUY YOURSELF A FIAT PANDA...THOSE 2 CARS AIN'T FOR YOU...-.-''

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  • Still would rather have the EVO

  • kids take evo cuz they never driven any of these cars i have and i prefer the noble as it is way more fun and its for a drivers cari never own one but ive test drive them

  • tht bitch can drive

  • "man handled"? yeah right, Clarkson used one finger.

  • @evildeanie Clakson used one finger to powerslide. To take the evo through a course it rolls so much it lifts its wheels off the ground the Evo is a saloon and can't out perform a purpose built car like the Noble on the track.

  • @evildeanie id agree evo for me all the way you? i mean put these on snow or dirt or gravel or anything but the road and evo wins hands down.

  • evo is still a better car

  • people are asking why woman cant drive il tell you its because their is no race track between the kitchen and the bedroom...;)

  • I want to be manhandled by the driver

  • @ozzypresident thats gross dude

  • she cant drive this car....

  • if "The Stig" was the driver the result would have been different..

  • @djcp2390 noble will be even faster

  • Bunch of sexist bastards.

  • I am trying to understand what group of complete idiots let a woman drive these cars and FILM it no less... anyone?

    

  • evo is beeter

  • take the evo and spend the extra 9 grand on mods and it will be a monster

  • @orangeorphan is still gonna lose kid

  • evo hater in da house XD

  • @orangeorphan Yes but wouldn't you agree that the mildly boosted 3 litre twin turbo M400 has far more scope for tuning than the 2 litre, already highly boosted, laggy, single turbo'd evo?

  • This is why i don't watch fifth gear. The Evo obviously lost.

  • Women - know you're limits...

    behind thou ironing board.

  • @tomthumbplum shes a better driver than you

  • @tomthumbplum lol she's pretty good, and probably better than most dudes complaining about her, you guys are just scared she'll make you look bad. If you are really confident in yourselves, then you wouldn't see her as a threat. Though probably at the highest levels, men would dominate in most physical tasks, but at the lower levels of people like you, she'd probably beat you.

  • @intj123 No she's not, just look at some of the laptimes she posts. She should just leave the laptimes to Tiff Needell.

  • @tomthumbplum shed drive circles around you any day bro, dont get mad

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  • @tomthumbplum

    She's a really good driver...

  • Evo would of won if it was driven like an awd car

  • Вот это девка рулет!!!

    

  • Put some Moton's or Intrax under that Evo and it smokes the Noble. Before anyone starts ranting tough, I would love to have both in my garage.

  • I love evos but I don't see the point in buying the fq400 when you could just buy the fq300 and for not much more than $2000 get 150-200 extra horse power.

  • who the FUCK let her out of the kitchen. and tell me, why the hell is she driving?! Leave the time laps to The Stig.

  • woman shouldn't drive, shouldn't they be doing housework or something?

  • From start she liked the noble,then drived the evo like noble,

    the evo is faster than the noble just got to know how to drive it is the most

    maneuverable car with 405hp she just drove it like the noble in large lines.

    PS:not FQ Fucking Quick !

  • righttt so the evo doesnt have a well sorted chassis then i guess :S:S

  • Also had both. Noble a whole different league but like you say the Evo is great for what it is. Neither is a patch on the Ariel Atom 2 300 still the best car i've ever owned.

  • How many you guys actually have driven a Noble? I owned both, and the Noble has never failed to impress me. Evo is good, but not that good.

  • it it wasnt some retarded bias test, the Evo would have won. Come on hard to keep in the powerband? Sorry but that bullshit when talking about turbo cars and actually racing it around the track is old. Racing it means you can abuse it a bit which means you shouldnt have that a problem keeping the Evo in its powerband. The Evo can be pushed harder then the noble. So while in a shitty drivers hands the evo will still look good yes. But in a good drivers hands it would properly kill the noble.

  • That Noble is really ugly ...

  • The evo would kill it they were allowed grass cuts :)

  • yeah right... the noble is british so it had to win ...

  • My god, she is so hawt.

    Marry me....

  • WTF is she doing driving lmao... Go back to the kitchen and make me a samwich!...then wash my clothes...

  • @Rx7Force101 i was just about to say that lmao!

  • cracking tits there vicki

  • just add anti lag to the evo then see what happens

  • @muckandfun It would still lose. See Top Gear latest run with the Noble M400 and the legendary Lemans winning Ford GT. Neck and Neck.

  • there r some numpty evo owners on here blindly saying evo would of won if she had done this or that . she is obviously skilled and on the day the noble won, easily predictable .... the evo is still a gd car

    are evo owners so blindly loyal to the the facts ??

    are they comparable to naive apple iphone4 lovers who don't believe the phone is a flawed design

    ?????

  • god i would destroy her...

  • is it just me or does anyone else NOT find women driving hot. i mean working on a car, talking about cars are hot but driving turns me off. meh, just and opinion ~

  • @ThisGuyIsJacob it's just you..

  • Don,t get me wrong the Evo is a great car. As an all year rounder its the safe bet. You must admit though its a fast car not a drivers car. Even my grandmother could drive an evo quickly. Try a Noble or preferably an Atom or radical and you will see what a drivers car is which is a test of your skill not the cars. We all go through the stage your at but one day you will understand the fun starts on the other side :)

  • This is why you don't leave car talk to women, most of them are gonna fuck it up somehow. She obviously didn't like the evo to start with by the way she made that face saying its name. Personally I think she just likes the Noble because it costs more plain and simple, a gold digger if I ever saw one.

  • YEH BUT THE THING IS WHICH ONE WOULD YOU RARTHER HAVE ?? THE EVO OBVIOUSLY , THIS DOSNT DO THE EVO JUSTICE AT ALL , THE EVO IS AN AMASING WELL BUILT CAR , FOR ME THE NOBLE TRIES TO HARD AND FOR MORE MONEY UR HAVING A LAUGH , SO WHAT THE EVO HAS A HUGE LAG , BUT WHEN ITS ON THE POWER WHAT A CAR

  • tits and cars!

  • I think she just sucks at driving.

  • haha really funny that you can figure out why the noble is faster!!!

    it´s because that the testet on top gear is the M12 GTO-3R and fifth gear is testing the M400 a more powerful and faster version of the M12...

  • that noble is porsche carrera ugly edition?

  • No.!!!!!!!!! I buy a fq400 Evo it costs $86,000

    These dumb ppl doesn't know anything

  • IT IS WEIGHT, EVO PROBABLY WEIGHTS 200KG MORE THAN THE NOBLE

  • i'll take the noble anyday the other looks like a tuned taxi it's horrible

  • this bitch has no idea how to drive

  • @WikiPeoples well why dont you compare your motorsport trophy cabinets, im sure she would embarass you

  • Both great cars but a correction is needed. The topgear power lap is not a Noble M400, it is a Noble M12 gto-3. If you watch the video you can see by the front lights it is the earlier model. The gto-3 model has no lsd, only a 5 speed box and around 340bhp. It also runs on normal road tyres not the trackday tyres and was driven by a different stig.

    They did do a lap in the M400 against an old GT40 race car. They didn't publish the time but it was said to be in the 1:20's.

  • "The difference between a Man and a boy is the size of its toy"

    Does this apply to women too? Oh i guess it does apparently BUT unfortunately we are talking about cars not the other kind of "toys" lol (sorry couldnt help it ;-)

  • Sorry to all the women that got offended by my comments but perhaps you miss understood me..you are welcome to drive my car anytime...just dont pretend you are freakin BOY for christ sake! Its not sexy at all! It looks cool to watch a preety girl driving a "hot rod" but it ends there!PERIOD

  • Was she trying to sell us a "Bimby"?? geeezz

  • This is the stupidest idea networks ever had...putting chicks behaving like "bad boys".The proof of this is every time shit like this is aired the bad comments pour in.Dont get me wrong i have nothing against women...but watching this is like watching a 350kg Body builder with an apron doing some ironing.IT JUST DOESNT FIT!

  • @frimer Haha... so true

  • M400 is not so pretty is it

  • this chick is awesome she is a professional driver on the nurburg track

  • The noble is so awsome, the noice <3!!!

  • @mitsubishirocks1 "Introducing our Sign THEN drive sales event" haha..just randomly reminded me of it..

  • how gay Top Gear for life

  • They're chalk and cheese cars but I love them both. However, there was never any question about the outcome. If anything, I'd have thought the Noble would've been even further ahead.

  • 2:44 No use of heel and toe against turbo lag, not to mention she took a worse line... 2:50 Evo line was tighter than noble coming out of the hairpin meaning evo could have gone faster... "Man-Handled" I quote Jeremy Clarkson "one finger power-sliding"... Usually I'm not a ranter, and I wouldn't have been suprised if the noble won, but I ask why is the evo faster than the noble by 1.2 seconds on powerlaps and slower here? Answer: watch top gear :)

  • @tall757 you're damn right dude

  • @tall757 hey fella she is only one of the best girl drives in the country so all you talk means fuck all and i bet my house on it that she will whip you ass on a track

  • @Bigdogg210607 some say he changes his whole anatomy to drive another car; in fact he grew a third leg, a hand shaped like a pint and an extra liver just by sitting in a vxr8. Thats at least what I heard about the Stig... never said she couldnt drive :S, but every cars different, so is everyones driving style, but hey, I dont mind selling your house, how much is it worth?!

  • @tall757 you talk like you know everything but you really dont have a clue. the chassis set ups are completely different so of course their handling characteristics and driveability are going to be completely different. anyone who takes clarksons word over that of an experienced racing driver obviousley has no clue. by his own admission VBH is a much better driver than he is. also the TG track is a totally different circuit so the outcome will obviousley be different

  • @tall757 When she said "man-handled" she was refering to how difficult it was to keep it at the correct revs to minimize lag. On Top Gear the Stig had the same problem when he went around that hairpin on the power lap and let the revs drop so he was hardly moving. Yes he could have gone faster, but it takes more work because you have to down shift more often to keep the evo on boost.

  • @tall757 four wheel drive, massive NASA supercomputers and extra doors make the evo a tat heavier then the plastic monocoque twin turbo v6 rearwheel perfection of british shedwork

  • @tall757 i love top gear! btw I still think she can beat you in track

  • @tall757 Clarkson knows nothing.

  • @tall757 are u mad ?m400 never gone around the top gear test track that was the m12-gto 3L and it was damp go see top gear lap board at its website

  • @tall757 The FQ400 is a truely incredible car, for it to get beaten by the M400 doesn't take anything away from that fact. Laptimes for both on other tracks with better drivers will always prove the M400 to be quicker, its a race/track bred car vs what is essentially a rally car for the road.. the Evo would completely waste the M400 on a forrest stage, its just a case of horses for courses.

  • Damn that was unfair...(after I watched the noble on top gear where its actually slower)...Evidence, 2:44 she takes not only a shitty line, but she also mentions no use of heel and toe evidenced by massive turbo lag which = poor acceleration (noble is twin turbo'd so it doesn't get as much)... 2:49 does anybody notice that she holds a tighter line in the evo (she could have went in faster) the car didn't even fight to oversteer a bit coming out

  • This girl don't know how to drive a mens car so why don't we rather watch top gear better, the Ford GT beat Noble but EVO 8 beat Audi more even faster time as a road car.

  • @Masrider555 Although her lines are questionable, is she not a professional driver? o_O

  • @Ryacuski girl shoulden't be work this kind of job

  • @Masrider555 One of the dumbest comments I've read on youtube to date.

  • @FuelSniffer Are you saying yourself a dum?

  • @Masrider555 your mother shouldnt sell herself either

  • Noble sucks dick its a car made from the UK junk yard. The Evo on the other hand is a proper car with 4 doors and luguage space. Noble=Noob

    Evo=Evolutionery

  • I give the evo props its going against a race tuned machine. Compared to a few bolt ons on a regular evo

  • The M400 is 700lbs lighter, 25 more horsepower. Its shouldn't even be compared to an EVO 8 MR FQ400. I love EVO's also will. But if your going to compare 2 cars at least do it to 2 cars that are in the same class. The M400 should be racing against a Ferrari 430, or 911 T.

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  • umm...

    i don't know about this..

    its a propaganda hit piece.

    i dont think that MR is fully tuned..

    maybe just a flash..

    the noble is bottom up tuned..

    let drive my EVO..

    i chew that RWD up..

  • For the amount of the Noble, you could mod the EVO to be wayyyy faster than the Noble.

  • Boo Evo's in north america don't get AYC until Evo X which is awful.

  • Well, she says it her self at 2,48.

    "The Evo has to be MAN-handled"

    Get the sissy girl out of the car!!

    Top gear is way better than fifth gear!

    BTW, I wonder were she hang her purse?

  • of course the noble wins in this show.. its english!!

  • yeah but it's got a ROUSH tuned V6,. . . . American Power, British Chasis, . . . fantastic combo.

  • at the max, i think the Noble would still edge out the evo.....

    but i dont think the evo was driven as hard as it could have been.....

    purpose built track Noble (not even a "normal" Noble) vs. evo8 fq400 .......not really the best of comparisons.

    so a "normal" Noble is comparable to a normal evo 8?

    ..uhh, no!..... so how was this comparable?

  • I would say that was the worst driving I have ever seen! Put a much better in both those cars and the Evo in my opinion would come out on top!

  • Given that it's the same driver in both and that the EVO is the more accessible car, I'd say your opinion was flawed...

  • In skilled hands the noble would make the Evo look very slow. If on the other hand you have limited natural ability buy the Evo it makes you feel like a pro but does the work for you.

  • @mota003 really? My Evo is absolute zero when it comes to traction control or road surface type handling assistance. Everything on my Evo is built for a real driver who doesn't need handicaps.

  • @mota003 well said. 99% of people could go faster in the evo than the noble.

  • HOW the fuck can an Evo beat this 0-60 3.2 slalom 79mph, even the Noble M15 beats this shitty EVO VIII. The evo is for retards who know nothing about great cars even a TVR Sagaris is better ffs so to all you Top Gear noobs check out the times posted and you will see im right hahahah NOBLE rules...

  • oi this show is bull shit on top gear the fq400 has got a better track time fuck fifth gear its shit.

  • She didn't push that EVO at all would have won!

  • I'm sorry to say, but she DID push the Evo.

    Think about it, the track version of what already was an oustanding track car, the M12GTO, which is the M400 would easily beat the Evo.

    You might want to look up some specs on them both, or some power to weight ratios and stop bitching on about how the Evo would have beaten it.......if you had any logic in your mind you'd realise the Evo didn't stand a chance.

    The noble has 425 bhp for Christ's sake!

  • but stig can :D

  • No Shit It Won...

    thats no Compitition their Putting A Car Made for racing Against A Car Born into it..

    Bump that i still prefer the evo

  • that comment really doesnt make much sense

  • She is so hot! And, She has a "lead" foot too! She deserves a F50 for Christmas!

  • m400 is just a load of old ford bits, ie the reear lights are mk1 mondeo

  • and not for gettin the engine is two mondeo v6s welded togeva lol

  • If I were to have ANY car, Noble M400 would be it. . . WOW

  • Wow there are sure alot of guys that own FQ400s and M400s on YouTube..

  • lol wannabes u mean lol

  • Well when your divorced, single and get payed enough money at work to look at youtube... are you that surprised!

    And besides we need these cars to bolster our lack height and penis size.

    Feel sorry for us please.

    But yes there does seem to be allot on youtube... being that there are only 1500 in this country :/ hmmm...

    EVO8 all the way!

  • Unfortunately I have not experienced all of those yet XD

    ...but I was looking to trade my 2004 330ci ZHP for an EVO 9 or a Supra TT or NA-T.

  • Hr Hr Hr! Maybe age will bring a few of these things! XD

    I tell you what... save yourself a few grand and buy yourself an Evo 8, the build quality is outstanding and the MPG is better on the 8 than the 9. p/w ratio is about 2%? difference i think?

    Also I found that the transmission died quicker on the 9 than my current 8. (As they where breltch clutches)

    Let me know what you end up getting!

  • XD The "Ford M400deo" :D

    And the girl looks great in the m400 and looks awful in the evo what does that tell you lol?

  • vai a cagare miss...

  • Both nice cars! the M400 is indeed a beast! But between the two i'd pick the Evo just incase. I can't think of anything the Evo can't do.

  • 10,000th viewer.. wich kinda sucks..

  • TOP GEAR!!!! FTW!!

  • How meaningful is this comparison? If VBH was driving then she might just be better at driving the M400 than the Evo. Someone else might get round quicker in the Evo(?).

  • All I see here are Noble haters untill you have been in a Noble you will never know...