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  • i was eating when this video started...i almost died xD

  • sound like u took a dump and got mad

  • This is grumpy smurf+nova

  • This video is the reason why I'm subbed to this channel

  • U ok?

  • @ufcxchandlerx no i ate my own arm

  • @azuritereaction Whyyyyyyyy!? DX

  • @azuritereaction Left arm right?

  • @azuritereaction oh noes. I just noticed that part 28 was the last in the series atm, Are you gonna make more?

  • @gta4digger yep

  • Ahhhhhh farted in a trash can

  • all i heard from your rage moment was tht you busted a tit

  • trip is a dick

  • I AM SPEECHLESS 

  • THOISETF" = no in azurite language ;)

  • I BUSTED A LUNG LAUGHING AT THIS

  • That was the scariest damn thing I have ever experienced in my life.

  • You had me at tears at "YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!"

  • My mom got pissed at me for watching this XD

  • karkat

  • @likeabeastinrepose My thoughts exactly!

  • epic

  • Oh my fucking god....You scared the shit out of me...D: But ...IT WAS HALLARIUS

  • Trip your amore of a bitch 

  • NO!FUUUUUUUUUK!GOD DAMNIT!I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOUR HEAD, CHOP IT OFF AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN A FUCKING MARTINI! GRACE, I'M GONNA GET GRACE'S HEAD AND TRIP'S HEAD AND PUT IT INTO A FUCKING MARTINI!YOU SEE WHAT YPU'VE DONE TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!I TOOK MY FUCKING MONITOR, AN DI THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE FROM LOOKING AT GRACE'S FUCKING GOD DAMN FACE IN A FUCKING MARTINI!OH MY GOOOOD!!!!

  • 0:28 ROFL

  • Holy crap my nipples are freaking out with all this Hilarity!

  • Mindrape

    

  • Dez, you owe every single one of your subscribers a new pair of pants.

  • God, these Facade videos describe how me and my friends are.

  • WHAT IS AIR HOW DO I OXYGEN

  • I hope he doesn't have neighbours

  • I PISS MY SELF THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS

  • my ears...FFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI, IN THE GARBAAAGGGEEE!!!

  • FUCK GOD DAMMIT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET GRACE'S HEAD IF IT'S THE LAST FUCKIN' THING I DO! I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET YOUR HEAD, AND IMMA TWIST IT OFF, AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI GRACE! I'M GONNA GET GRACE'S HEAD AND TRIP'S HEAD AND FUCKIN' PUT IT IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI! YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME?! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL GET IN THIS FUCKIN' MONITOR AND I FUCKING THROWN IT IN THE GARBAGE. I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKIN' GOD DAMN FACE AND GRACE'S FACE

  • i peed myself

  • OMG CANT STOP LAUGHING

  • you fuck oll the family!!

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUCK

  • THOISETF"

  • *Trip opens door

    You: Melons.

  • It's videos like these that make me laugh my face off XD.......then take a dump.

  • Are you immortal's and nova's dada? C:

  • I am SOOOO glad I lowered the volume in the beginning, I saved my ears and my new headphones~

  • when i heard him scream for that first second i was like he is not having a good day maybe work or un-subscribed/ un-friended idk but you sounded mad pissed

  • HAHAHAAA "NO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • GOD DAMN DEZ FUCKING JESUS CHRIST U LIKE A WATER FUCKING MELON?! I LIKE WATERMELONS TOO BUT GOD DAMN YOU CAN RAGE LOUDER THAN ANYONE I FUCKING KNOW FUCING DICKS

  • XD ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!

  • @azuritereaction Damn, you have some crazy ass neighbors. That guy still living around there?

  • This was made on my birthday... best birthday present ever.... having my brain melted...Thanks

  • I'm concerned for this guys neighbors. " honey do you hear that? "

    "TRIP YOU ARE MORE OF A BITCH...NO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I WILL CUT OF YOU AND GRACES FACE AND PUT THEM IN A MARTINI "

  • @TheThreedudesclub considering people in my neighborhood threatened to "blow me and my family away with a shotgun" after threatening to throw chairs at us, i don't think i'm too concerned about certain people in my neighborhood

    oh, and it wasn't because of these videos: it was because my cousins and I walked on their sidewalk.

  • @azuritereaction couldn't you call the police over that or something? D:

  • @azuritereaction coolo story bro

  • @azuritereaction why would people get mad at you for walking on a public sidewalk?

    >america<

  • THOISETF"

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL! xDDDDD

  • R.I.P. Me, he who used headphones..

  • 0:30 ROFL no joke i was on the floor LOOOOOL

  • 0:26 make sure to have a high volume, its quite hard to hear

  • THOISETF" - the literal meaning of "no" 

  • Keep repeating 0:27.

  • 0:01 Now THAT,is how to begin a video. xD

  • R.I.P. Headphone users

  • @EDEDDEDDY9 Nope, im fine and alive.

  • Owwwww my ears

  • LOL

    

  • Someone needs to make an azuritereaction soundboard,

  • HAHAHA omg, i love your rage voice o_o

  • Now back to the g0:00d part. :D

  • THOISETF"

  • You should try metal.

  • Do you know how to outrun Trip? Search it on youtube, there's a how to video. You of all people should benefit from knowing that.

  • simply genious

  • R.I.P My ears.

  • dam my ears hurt. :(

  • I laghted so hard!!!

  • I'm Brazilian...

    And when I watch those Rage Videos... All I can hear is "Fuck and Fucking"... :D

  • IN THE GARBAAAAAAAAGE!

  • press 6 for graces face

  • no comment

  • .....you mad, bro?

  • LOL i think i died cuz my headphones are up all the way and he screams with awesome rage.

  • AMEN

  • say (im happy :3)

  • omg....how do you come up with these wonderfull videos?

  • wheres episode 16 :D

  • I have to remember not to be drinking anything while watching his videos.

  • Best vid ever

  • man, away!!

  • now, a quest to find szmty's comment. i accept your challenge.

  • I Couldent stop laughing long enoiugh to drink ma choclate mile =)

  • @azuritereaction Hi,i am that guy that raged about you ''waking up everyone in this family'' then remember that you told me to buy headphones,right? well,forget about them,they're like,not here,anymore. XD

  • oh god i watched this on full volume on...

  • I wore headphones.

    I got cerebral hemorrhaging.

  • @pieboy6000 i got new headphones and i got ear raped O_O

  • "You are a fucking asshole"

    "Hey! Its been too long, man!"

    Geez Trip must of really missed you

  • U mad bro?

  • R.I.P headPhone users

  • I wore headphones... now i am deaf.

  • my left ear is blind

  • @912Nasher OH NOOOOESSSSS!!!! YOUR BLONDE IN YOUR EARSD DIEERIE!!

  • congratz you just raped my ears

  • I heard that you have more than 2 nipples.. I know this is a weird question, but is that true?

  • @sammerthanyou lol i only have two

  • @azuritereaction okay, cool, I have 2 as well... :D

  • @azuritereaction I Was watching this with my friend,and me and him were both crying from laughing!

  • lol it scared me at first haha

  • No! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • Hey, do you know Doctor Who, Azurite? Because you could try talking like a Dalek next time, yelling EXTERMINATE and all that.

  • I LOL'd as soon as he yelled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

  • LOL!!!!

  • In the next ep say "I raped your dog."

  • Press 4 5 and 6 in random orders and repeatedly

  • this is me on the last day of school on the loudspeaker

  • Now whenever I get mad I say THOISETF

  • Subscribers+1 <3

  • This inspired me to start my own Facade series. I have like 20 eps filmed and 2 are up.

  • THOISETF FTW

  • do you like this game?

  • @emmeg516 i think it's a genius idea, i don't personally enjoy playing it in my spare time though, but i do enjoy entertaining people with it.

  • @azuritereaction

    yes it is very entertaining to watch you freak out grace and trip, espically in episode 9 xD

  • @azuritereaction

    One day you need to tell grace you wanna have sex with her

  • @azuritereaction OK YOU KNOW WHAT? Nick, I think you have to go. You didn't like our game, just GO!

  • @azuritereaction Do more old man ones!

  • INTEHGARBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

  • '[]' omg

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  • (╯°□°)╯*silence*

  • Okay, this HAD to be scripted. Nobody comes up with something that spontaneous and random in two seconds. (Joking)

  • EAR RAPE!

  • NO, FUCKKKKKK = THOISETF"

  • fucking roxio capture card ad. yeah, cause that's SERIOUSLY how all the pro gamers sound -.-

  • Raging starts at 0:01

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  • @azuritereaction Will you keep doing Façade?

  • @szmty yep

  • @azuritereaction Please make more Facade videos!

  • @ODSTSolider have you seen the other 7 episodes that come after this one?

  • @azuritereaction Oh there are 7 more?lol

  • @ODSTSolider See in the upper right and upper left how you can click to go to Episode 14 or Episode 16 etc.? :)

  • @azuritereaction K thank you! :)

  • Do you live in an apartment? You my friend! ARE AWESOME

  • Oh fuck. I like watermelon.

  • If im sad i watch this cus i always laugh until i cry when i watch this xD

  • TrOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO

  • episode 16?

  • Opening sentence:

    You are a fucking asshole!

  • kicked out in 30 seconds, new record.

  • Dude, do screamo. serious.

  • Awesome, make more man these always keep me dead of laughing.

  • Classsic bro

  • If u say"LIES" when he opens the door u lose instantly .)

  • @execlee Or Melon

  • I've never laughed this much in my entire life

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

  • THOISETF"

  • LOL! so fucken funneh

  • Oh fuck I like wa-er melon!

  • There needs to be a soundboard of you.

  • Ok, Will...

    No! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC­K!!

    Best. Evar.

  • how do you record in widescreen? I've been trying to with camtasia studio but it's always squared

    fraps slows it down

  • @monndoggy i don't, i stretch it out in editing :)

  • @azuritereaction

    really? is that a youtube setting or a adobe premieres setting? I've been fumbling around premiere looking for it and nothing. If it's AE then I'll be looking forever cause that software hates me

    on an unrelated note how do you bring audio from a video file in AE?

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  • I think azurite is secretly venting out his hate for this game...

  • Can anyone tell me what Tangerine Shishkabobs is all about? Loved to super fuck at the end too.

  • I assume we're going to be seeing more Facade?

  • YAYYY facade again!!!! XD

  • Dez.... I love you XD