NO!FUUUUUUUUUK!GOD DAMNIT!I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOUR HEAD, CHOP IT OFF AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN A FUCKING MARTINI! GRACE, I'M GONNA GET GRACE'S HEAD AND TRIP'S HEAD AND PUT IT INTO A FUCKING MARTINI!YOU SEE WHAT YPU'VE DONE TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!I TOOK MY FUCKING MONITOR, AN DI THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE FROM LOOKING AT GRACE'S FUCKING GOD DAMN FACE IN A FUCKING MARTINI!OH MY GOOOOD!!!!
FUCK GOD DAMMIT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET GRACE'S HEAD IF IT'S THE LAST FUCKIN' THING I DO! I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET YOUR HEAD, AND IMMA TWIST IT OFF, AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI GRACE! I'M GONNA GET GRACE'S HEAD AND TRIP'S HEAD AND FUCKIN' PUT IT IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI! YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME?! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL GET IN THIS FUCKIN' MONITOR AND I FUCKING THROWN IT IN THE GARBAGE. I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKIN' GOD DAMN FACE AND GRACE'S FACE
when i heard him scream for that first second i was like he is not having a good day maybe work or un-subscribed/ un-friended idk but you sounded mad pissed
GOD DAMN DEZ FUCKING JESUS CHRIST U LIKE A WATER FUCKING MELON?! I LIKE WATERMELONS TOO BUT GOD DAMN YOU CAN RAGE LOUDER THAN ANYONE I FUCKING KNOW FUCING DICKS
@TheThreedudesclub considering people in my neighborhood threatened to "blow me and my family away with a shotgun" after threatening to throw chairs at us, i don't think i'm too concerned about certain people in my neighborhood
oh, and it wasn't because of these videos: it was because my cousins and I walked on their sidewalk.
@azuritereaction Hi,i am that guy that raged about you ''waking up everyone in this family'' then remember that you told me to buy headphones,right? well,forget about them,they're like,not here,anymore. XD
really? is that a youtube setting or a adobe premieres setting? I've been fumbling around premiere looking for it and nothing. If it's AE then I'll be looking forever cause that software hates me
on an unrelated note how do you bring audio from a video file in AE?
i was eating when this video started...i almost died xD
ThatSexyCat 20 hours ago
sound like u took a dump and got mad
ufcxchandlerx 1 week ago
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28 seconds a new record!
superpeachlogan2 1 week ago
This is grumpy smurf+nova
levidamadmario 1 week ago
This video is the reason why I'm subbed to this channel
pokesfan92 1 week ago
U ok?
ufcxchandlerx 1 week ago
@ufcxchandlerx no i ate my own arm
azuritereaction 1 week ago 23
@azuritereaction Whyyyyyyyy!? DX
blackdragonthebad 1 week ago
@azuritereaction Left arm right?
metalcann 1 week ago
@azuritereaction oh noes. I just noticed that part 28 was the last in the series atm, Are you gonna make more?
gta4digger 3 days ago
@gta4digger yep
azuritereaction 3 days ago
Ahhhhhh farted in a trash can
drago10isawsum 1 week ago
all i heard from your rage moment was tht you busted a tit
fuckallofyou1000 1 week ago
trip is a dick
landon654 2 weeks ago
I AM SPEECHLESS
xxbakuganxxpokemon 2 weeks ago
THOISETF" = no in azurite language ;)
spotoftrouble 3 weeks ago 7
I BUSTED A LUNG LAUGHING AT THIS
TheNightcloudHATER 3 weeks ago
That was the scariest damn thing I have ever experienced in my life.
EatingMyNeighbors 3 weeks ago
You had me at tears at "YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
TheAeroMechanic 3 weeks ago 7
My mom got pissed at me for watching this XD
Nachotype908 3 weeks ago
karkat
likeabeastinrepose 3 weeks ago
@likeabeastinrepose My thoughts exactly!
LPSFlix 3 weeks ago
epic
acdcfan101able 3 weeks ago
Oh my fucking god....You scared the shit out of me...D: But ...IT WAS HALLARIUS
HotThrax 3 weeks ago
Trip your amore of a bitch
Manazenum 4 weeks ago
NO!FUUUUUUUUUK!GOD DAMNIT!I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!I'M GONNA FUCKING GET YOUR HEAD, CHOP IT OFF AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN A FUCKING MARTINI! GRACE, I'M GONNA GET GRACE'S HEAD AND TRIP'S HEAD AND PUT IT INTO A FUCKING MARTINI!YOU SEE WHAT YPU'VE DONE TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!I TOOK MY FUCKING MONITOR, AN DI THREW IT IN THE GARBAGE FROM LOOKING AT GRACE'S FUCKING GOD DAMN FACE IN A FUCKING MARTINI!OH MY GOOOOD!!!!
declandowney 1 month ago
0:28 ROFL
flareisprayy 1 month ago
Holy crap my nipples are freaking out with all this Hilarity!
maneater6768 1 month ago 3
Mindrape
jakenblat 1 month ago
Dez, you owe every single one of your subscribers a new pair of pants.
Gravelrally1 1 month ago
God, these Facade videos describe how me and my friends are.
sasorireddsandd 1 month ago
WHAT IS AIR HOW DO I OXYGEN
CheeseLovingChester 1 month ago 5
I hope he doesn't have neighbours
Basch427 1 month ago
I PISS MY SELF THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS
Bernsie24 1 month ago 4
my ears...FFFFFFFFFFFFF
gabriel7037 1 month ago
IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI, IN THE GARBAAAGGGEEE!!!
Tviruskillu 1 month ago
FUCK GOD DAMMIT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET GRACE'S HEAD IF IT'S THE LAST FUCKIN' THING I DO! I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' GET YOUR HEAD, AND IMMA TWIST IT OFF, AND I'M GONNA PUT IT IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI GRACE! I'M GONNA GET GRACE'S HEAD AND TRIP'S HEAD AND FUCKIN' PUT IT IN A FUCKIN' MARTINI! YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME?! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL GET IN THIS FUCKIN' MONITOR AND I FUCKING THROWN IT IN THE GARBAGE. I'M LOOKING AT YOUR FUCKIN' GOD DAMN FACE AND GRACE'S FACE
Tviruskillu 1 month ago 3
i peed myself
superspyspai 1 month ago
OMG CANT STOP LAUGHING
FatGuyAtWalmart 1 month ago
you fuck oll the family!!
Lefteris890 1 month ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Terrorstanius 1 month ago
THOISETF"
dudeguy371 1 month ago
*Trip opens door
You: Melons.
pizzachu100 1 month ago
It's videos like these that make me laugh my face off XD.......then take a dump.
Pikatwig 1 month ago
Are you immortal's and nova's dada? C:
lechauchau 1 month ago 11
I am SOOOO glad I lowered the volume in the beginning, I saved my ears and my new headphones~
lilypop87 1 month ago
when i heard him scream for that first second i was like he is not having a good day maybe work or un-subscribed/ un-friended idk but you sounded mad pissed
ginshin25 1 month ago
HAHAHAAA "NO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DLTAJohnny 2 months ago
GOD DAMN DEZ FUCKING JESUS CHRIST U LIKE A WATER FUCKING MELON?! I LIKE WATERMELONS TOO BUT GOD DAMN YOU CAN RAGE LOUDER THAN ANYONE I FUCKING KNOW FUCING DICKS
metallicstrike 2 months ago
XD ALL CAPS RAGE!!!!!!!
enw1998 2 months ago
@azuritereaction Damn, you have some crazy ass neighbors. That guy still living around there?
Magiwarriorx 2 months ago
This was made on my birthday... best birthday present ever.... having my brain melted...Thanks
EPICKILLZZ247 2 months ago
I'm concerned for this guys neighbors. " honey do you hear that? "
"TRIP YOU ARE MORE OF A BITCH...NO. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I WILL CUT OF YOU AND GRACES FACE AND PUT THEM IN A MARTINI "
TheThreedudesclub 2 months ago 108
@TheThreedudesclub considering people in my neighborhood threatened to "blow me and my family away with a shotgun" after threatening to throw chairs at us, i don't think i'm too concerned about certain people in my neighborhood
oh, and it wasn't because of these videos: it was because my cousins and I walked on their sidewalk.
azuritereaction 2 months ago 107
@azuritereaction couldn't you call the police over that or something? D:
Cherryripe25 2 months ago
@azuritereaction coolo story bro
ThePlahunter 1 month ago
@azuritereaction why would people get mad at you for walking on a public sidewalk?
>america<
mickyshaun 3 days ago
THOISETF"
pieboy6000 2 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL! xDDDDD
145Jasmin 2 months ago
R.I.P. Me, he who used headphones..
Skilledman4 2 months ago
0:30 ROFL no joke i was on the floor LOOOOOL
HammerVsRainbow 2 months ago
0:26 make sure to have a high volume, its quite hard to hear
TheSonder 2 months ago
THOISETF" - the literal meaning of "no"
TheLightninification 2 months ago
Keep repeating 0:27.
KrazyKrippler 2 months ago
0:01 Now THAT,is how to begin a video. xD
TheSprite45 2 months ago
R.I.P. Headphone users
EDEDDEDDY9 2 months ago
@EDEDDEDDY9 Nope, im fine and alive.
shadeoxxrunescape 2 months ago
Owwwww my ears
JJWARZ 2 months ago
LOL
MegaaZippyy 2 months ago
Someone needs to make an azuritereaction soundboard,
Digitbig 2 months ago
HAHAHA omg, i love your rage voice o_o
thatpineappleking 2 months ago
Now back to the g0:00d part. :D
TheSprite45 2 months ago
THOISETF"
gmodfan11 2 months ago
You should try metal.
SparklyPlum 2 months ago
Do you know how to outrun Trip? Search it on youtube, there's a how to video. You of all people should benefit from knowing that.
Heathertail1011 2 months ago
simply genious
ZaneHitsurugi 2 months ago
R.I.P My ears.
iCody19 2 months ago
dam my ears hurt. :(
ilikefunnyvideos505 3 months ago
I laghted so hard!!!
emunie1996 3 months ago
I'm Brazilian...
And when I watch those Rage Videos... All I can hear is "Fuck and Fucking"... :D
Belacios 3 months ago
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R.I.P Earphones users.
praynoob666 3 months ago
IN THE GARBAAAAAAAAGE!
MadMetalSlayer1134 3 months ago
press 6 for graces face
xXiKiKpUpEzZ69xX 3 months ago
no comment
shadowlord559 3 months ago
.....you mad, bro?
guitarhero01234 3 months ago
LOL i think i died cuz my headphones are up all the way and he screams with awesome rage.
FoxTheRandom 3 months ago
AMEN
322kittycat 3 months ago
say (im happy :3)
stickman000100 3 months ago
omg....how do you come up with these wonderfull videos?
lmg2k11 3 months ago
wheres episode 16 :D
froggy0113 3 months ago
I have to remember not to be drinking anything while watching his videos.
evildustbunny 3 months ago
Best vid ever
MegamanvolnutX 3 months ago
man, away!!
camellelover 3 months ago
now, a quest to find szmty's comment. i accept your challenge.
Apocoliptico 3 months ago
I Couldent stop laughing long enoiugh to drink ma choclate mile =)
superadam5000 3 months ago
@azuritereaction Hi,i am that guy that raged about you ''waking up everyone in this family'' then remember that you told me to buy headphones,right? well,forget about them,they're like,not here,anymore. XD
mcr6478 3 months ago
oh god i watched this on full volume on...
blargdood 3 months ago
I wore headphones.
I got cerebral hemorrhaging.
pieboy6000 3 months ago 2
@pieboy6000 i got new headphones and i got ear raped O_O
marthaadorno 3 months ago in playlist azuritereaction Facade Playlist
"You are a fucking asshole"
"Hey! Its been too long, man!"
Geez Trip must of really missed you
Paintmail023 3 months ago
U mad bro?
Flames540 4 months ago
R.I.P headPhone users
LitedPixel 4 months ago 5
I wore headphones... now i am deaf.
gmodfan11 4 months ago
my left ear is blind
912Nasher 4 months ago
@912Nasher OH NOOOOESSSSS!!!! YOUR BLONDE IN YOUR EARSD DIEERIE!!
negativethree1 4 months ago
congratz you just raped my ears
tehnoobinroblox 4 months ago
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Is this game only for mac :(?
xXMissWolfgirlXx 4 months ago in playlist Liked
I heard that you have more than 2 nipples.. I know this is a weird question, but is that true?
sammerthanyou 4 months ago 42
@sammerthanyou lol i only have two
azuritereaction 4 months ago 44
@azuritereaction okay, cool, I have 2 as well... :D
sammerthanyou 4 months ago
@azuritereaction I Was watching this with my friend,and me and him were both crying from laughing!
EDEDDEDDY9 2 months ago
lol it scared me at first haha
Chuca1151 4 months ago
No! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
devildante303 4 months ago in playlist Facade
Hey, do you know Doctor Who, Azurite? Because you could try talking like a Dalek next time, yelling EXTERMINATE and all that.
xservintage 4 months ago
I LOL'd as soon as he yelled "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
JonmanOwnsYou 5 months ago
LOL!!!!
Cartortus 5 months ago
In the next ep say "I raped your dog."
chrisalex5498 5 months ago
Press 4 5 and 6 in random orders and repeatedly
guitar45rocks5 5 months ago
this is me on the last day of school on the loudspeaker
antienigma456 5 months ago
Now whenever I get mad I say THOISETF
jakamonkee 5 months ago 2
Subscribers+1 <3
NotYourDog 5 months ago
This inspired me to start my own Facade series. I have like 20 eps filmed and 2 are up.
SoonToBeAwesome 5 months ago
THOISETF FTW
firesinge4 5 months ago
do you like this game?
emmeg516 5 months ago
@emmeg516 i think it's a genius idea, i don't personally enjoy playing it in my spare time though, but i do enjoy entertaining people with it.
azuritereaction 5 months ago 50
@azuritereaction
yes it is very entertaining to watch you freak out grace and trip, espically in episode 9 xD
emmeg516 5 months ago
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@azuritereaction
yes it is very entertaining to watch you freak out grace and trip, espically in episode 9
emmeg516 5 months ago
@azuritereaction
One day you need to tell grace you wanna have sex with her
emmeg516 4 months ago
@azuritereaction OK YOU KNOW WHAT? Nick, I think you have to go. You didn't like our game, just GO!
Leon14000 4 months ago
@azuritereaction Do more old man ones!
prettyHARD34 3 months ago
INTEHGARBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
AdamantSystems 5 months ago
'[]' omg
lilfyn55 5 months ago
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@azuritereaction
Have you considered playing Machinarium?
qiman2 5 months ago
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qiman2 5 months ago
(╯°□°)╯*silence*
SuperSporeADDICT 5 months ago
Okay, this HAD to be scripted. Nobody comes up with something that spontaneous and random in two seconds. (Joking)
Esupanitix 6 months ago
EAR RAPE!
kakokapolei123 6 months ago
NO, FUCKKKKKK = THOISETF"
buzzguy999 6 months ago
fucking roxio capture card ad. yeah, cause that's SERIOUSLY how all the pro gamers sound -.-
descendent6667 6 months ago
Raging starts at 0:01
Nickj109 6 months ago
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Nickj109 6 months ago
@azuritereaction Will you keep doing Façade?
szmty 6 months ago
@szmty yep
azuritereaction 6 months ago 37
@azuritereaction Please make more Facade videos!
ODSTSolider 4 months ago
@ODSTSolider have you seen the other 7 episodes that come after this one?
azuritereaction 4 months ago
@azuritereaction Oh there are 7 more?lol
ODSTSolider 3 months ago
@ODSTSolider See in the upper right and upper left how you can click to go to Episode 14 or Episode 16 etc.? :)
azuritereaction 3 months ago
@azuritereaction K thank you! :)
ODSTSolider 3 months ago
Do you live in an apartment? You my friend! ARE AWESOME
StalwartChris 6 months ago
Oh fuck. I like watermelon.
amzfishman 6 months ago
If im sad i watch this cus i always laugh until i cry when i watch this xD
GamerGoblin1131 6 months ago
TrOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO
ladan208 6 months ago
episode 16?
jammietoast11 6 months ago
Opening sentence:
You are a fucking asshole!
Gravelrally1 6 months ago
kicked out in 30 seconds, new record.
sonicgreg 7 months ago
Dude, do screamo. serious.
Ryantehossim1 7 months ago 6
Awesome, make more man these always keep me dead of laughing.
akamaruds 7 months ago
Classsic bro
derny999 7 months ago
If u say"LIES" when he opens the door u lose instantly .)
execlee 7 months ago
@execlee Or Melon
robohobo65 7 months ago
I've never laughed this much in my entire life
GamerGoblin1131 7 months ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
GamerGoblin1131 7 months ago
THOISETF"
TheAaronBullard 7 months ago
LOL! so fucken funneh
Sniffles571 7 months ago
Oh fuck I like wa-er melon!
XxAnEvilWafflexX 7 months ago
There needs to be a soundboard of you.
RagingRaccoon13 7 months ago
Ok, Will...
No! FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!
Best. Evar.
amzfishman 7 months ago
how do you record in widescreen? I've been trying to with camtasia studio but it's always squared
fraps slows it down
monndoggy 7 months ago
@monndoggy i don't, i stretch it out in editing :)
azuritereaction 7 months ago 13
@azuritereaction
really? is that a youtube setting or a adobe premieres setting? I've been fumbling around premiere looking for it and nothing. If it's AE then I'll be looking forever cause that software hates me
on an unrelated note how do you bring audio from a video file in AE?
monndoggy 7 months ago
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monndoggy 7 months ago
I think azurite is secretly venting out his hate for this game...
BlurTHedgehog 7 months ago
Can anyone tell me what Tangerine Shishkabobs is all about? Loved to super fuck at the end too.
TheDarkarse666 7 months ago
I assume we're going to be seeing more Facade?
SmorshNG 7 months ago
YAYYY facade again!!!! XD
sofiawing 7 months ago
Dez.... I love you XD
EtherealSun111 7 months ago