A Brilliant Satirist

[TheLizardLass]

awesome :) did you happen to see my musical pwnage of this video?

[griffynelvyncraft]

I have the answer to the question of Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's simple logic unless you're a xtian. The answer, to put it extremely simply is, the chicken came first because it evolved from it's ancestor, then it hatched an egg and another chicken was born and this happens over and over again while, due to natural selection and environmental factors, the chicken & it's eggs continues to evolve gradually over a very long period of time too long for us to eyewitness first hand.

[patrickcorliss]

Why does every simple-minded nut pick chicken and egg?

Probably because they know what eggs are. Duh.

[60microphonemajesty]

Well, your an atheist who makes sense but even you don't have all the answers.

[Acrimonator]

@60microphonemajesty if you meet only one atheist claiming to have all answers, send him to me...

[dbanici]

This batshit reminds me of the GW Bush attempts at logic... Thanks for the laugh, PA - this is precious...I'd recommend he read The Ancestor's Tale by Dawkins, but to quote Dawkins, it's probably "orders of magnitude" above his IQ.

[Rayvn7]

I'm pretty sure that evolution actually DISPROVES the idea of this "conundrum," because the chicken evolves from the DNA patterns forming it, which make a living being, and then lays eggs. YVWH, on the other hand, is apparently incapable of creating living beings out of hing (created Adam out of sand, then created Eve out of Adam.)

[kaminarigaston]

That guy must be a troll. He can't even keep a straight face.

[PresbyterJohnPrester]

I find the "chicken or the egg" analogy to be inappropriate during the Easter Season.

[cidrosmith]

Maybe he drank contaminated water.

[rbolo29]

Check out The Atheist Experience tv show.

[joethemoproductions]

Nice work. Good to see you back.

[BayitoBayito12345]

Did the guy narrating answer the question? I don't think so. Or maybe I missed it idk

Anyway God exists end of story bye

[primelimelite]

@BayitoBayito12345: "Did the guy narrating answer the question? I don't think so. Or maybe I missed it idk"... typical of you Xians: too lazy to do any real research to find out the answers -- a simple rewind would have answered your own question... geez1!

[aburling7]

@primelimelite Does he actually NEED to answer that question??? For the thinking impared, the answer is E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N!

The exact science of many things is yet unknown. Don't forget, we are still in our infancy as a species. In time we will not only know precisely how it came about, but we will also be able to duplicate the process. But what we do know for sure right now, is that the hands of "god' did not create the chicken or the egg. His hands are way too big.

[primelimelite]

@aburling7 Are u insinuating that I might be mentally challenged in some way? -- if so, my response would be that if u are looking for 1 who is mentally challenged, u need do no more than to look in the mirror LOL! - or perhaps u are as well visually challenged, as u obviously did not notice the quotaion marks in my comment u so thoughtlessly responded to. There, I was responding to another commenter's simple minded question! --- I hope I don't have TWO simpletons to deal with!

[aburling7]

@primelimelite common sense should have told you that since your comments are so close together I responded to the wrong one. Talk about simpletons...

My bad! Didn't mean to throw you off there.

[primelimelite]

@aburling7

Common sense would have indicated to U that my only aim was in seeking clarity, since in actuality I have accused u of nothing -- except that you "thoughtlessly responded to" my response to the other commenter. Your last reply has provided the clarification I was seeking.

My bad, for having made so gruff a comment there..... Peace Bro!

[aburling7]

@primelimelite Appreciate the civility. Peace!

[Fredericks3214]

@BayitoBayito12345 If you need help. It's the egg.

[tombofrog]

woooo

[StrangerSmith]

The egg came first.

[svrichard81]

mmmmkay. so could god create a rock so heavy that he himself could not lift it? debunks that infinity of god. it's just a bullshit question. thought i would throw that out there for a laugh.

[MoonKittenJD]

the egg came first. the egg is the female reproductive gamete.

the question is loaded. it implies that eggs were not laid before mammals evolved, and the question is plain stupid.

[DooMDrat]

He gets bonus points for using the "Hurp durp, evolushun dont work, so the only possibility is what it sez in mah holy book!" argument.

Seriously though, Other. Even if evolution could be proven not to work, you'd still need to define your god, prove he exists, then prove he created everything. And no, you can't use the bible to claim the bible is true.

Otherwise your statement has no more validity than saying "Evolution doesn't work, therefore (Allah/Vishnu/Wotan/Horus/Ted/­Jim, etc) did it."

[Electronic897]

Nice job! Keep up the great work!

[1RadicalOne]

Oh. I should have watched the whole video before commenting.

[Ansonidak]

Poe's Law FTW

[1RadicalOne]

Are you sure he is a satirist? His channel appears genuine, as do his past comments.

[ooolikujy]

The rooster came first.

[abyssquick]

Well, which came first:

The asexually reproducing amoeboid.... or ... The other asexually reproducing amoeboid?

[warren13004]

the chichen egg question is like asking some one who says there doing nothing ,"how do you know when your done?"

[TheOtherSide100]

Bwahahahaha!!!!

Somethin' just ain't right 'bout that kid.

[freesalvation7]

"The wicked, through the pride of his countenance, will not seek after God: God is not in all his thoughts" Psalm 10:4

[albedo00]

@freesalvation7

Samuel 15:3

"Now go and attack Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey."

If you think quoting bible verses constitutes in any way a response to any issue (which is already circular reasoning), we might as well quote the evil, depraved parts of the book. Lets see who runs out of verses first.

Welcome to the bible game.

[patrickledford420]

@freesalvation7 isiaiah go read it commands rape i forgot the exact qoute but go read im sure you have NEVER did this as not ONE single christian ive ever seen has

[AbdultheImpailler]

Nice closing, gotta love that banjo music, it so suits Other and his level of thinking!

[vivalaleta]

Which came first - the egg or the omelet?

[UlyssesHawke]

My brain hurts... *lol*

5 stars for the fun!

[KaelHunter]

Is this satire or is he actually stupid and/or batshit mental? This is seeming too convincing. =)

Durr... Chickens come frum eggz! Nothing ever had eggs bafor de chickenz!

If there is a god he dropped the fucking ball when he made you, must have been running low on primate brains so he subbed a nematoad.

[SmoothInstigator]

Actually the existence of people like Other4815 are the evolutionist's nightmare. Try and defend natural selection after seeing a retard like that in action.

[ZombieX13]

Didn't the egg come first? I'm pretty sure it did.

[sakar181]

I accidentally left my Bullshit-o-meter on. It was in the closet, but it still went boom.

And those things are bloody expensive :/

[bleunt]

What came first, God or the holy spirit?

[nodvick]

your video is exactly the same as the messages i sent to emptywithoutjesus, I treated him as satire

[TheX2Com]

lol epic win;)

[fuerve]

Nice one.

[HappySkeptic]

Cue Banjo music FTW!

[thecaneater]

OMG! Patrician. I love you.

That was hilarious. The phone call bit was awesome!

[CHAS1422]

Which came first, God or the universe? If God can come from nothing, then why not the chicken....or...the egg?

[thelastholdout]

If the kid understood evolution at all, he'd know which came first: the ancestors of the modern chicken, who, through evolution, developed reproductive cycles which involved eggs. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND, PEOPLE!

[rise1931]

27.8323699 approximate video uploads from Other4815 x 173 head bashes per video= 4815

Math can be so uplifting : )

[rise1931]

Mouth breathers... One of my personal favorites.

Based on the tilt of his hat (and the chicken argument, of course) I'd say he has quite recently run his slightly concave frontal lobe into a wall at least ... Hmmm...

Rough estimate: 173 times.

[lord0never0there]

nice

[rarrmonkey]

The egg came first, by millions of years.

[CptUnknown]

PA! You fucking kick ass man! Great job here.

[razzihel]

Christians never think that maybe god created the egg first and made Adan sit on it 'till it hatched.

It's a perfectly reasonable alternative... ¬¬

[genobahamut1337]

Wow that kid is dumb, lol.

[EclecticSceptic]

Great video!! Very nicely done.

[bigboss025]

I lol'd so hard, 5 stars for the banjo

[MangaFanGuy]

Patrician I think you needed more banjo music

it really made his stupidity seem all that much funnier

[bigsteakjoe]

who came first, the chicken or the egg??? An egg can't walk, stupid! lol : )

[Khayd4126]

But, an egg doesn't have genitalia, so i say the chicken came first.

[patrickledford420]

@Khayd4126 the first organism with eggs did not need genitalia

[Khayd4126]

@patrickledford420 well, at least someone missed the joke :)

[Invaishir]

I lol'd.

Bravo.

[fight4th3truth]

brilliant video lol

[nemo3590]

I beg to differ, sir. Ignorance is quite hilarious.

Though there is a point were it becomes just sad...

Oh, and just to say it, the egg came first evolutionarily.

[nemo3590]

@nemo3590 *where*

[styrofoamheart]

populations evolve, dipshit. not individuals.

[KasparHauser4]

You could also ask: "What came first? The human or the baby? Or: "What came first"? Males or females?

These kinds of questions neither prove nor disprove religion.

[ProportionalResponse]

nice