Listen, its like this for me ok? Same Circus , just different clowns every day. Thats how I gotta look at it. The ring master took a day off and the clown car has a flat tire. Simple as that, what else could it be? LOL
I seem to cycle through phases. I go from ingenious to any one of what you said. with most of my time somewhere in between. It doesn't bother me though. What does bother me is when someone who is any of what you said is in a position to tell me what to do. Hmm I just had a dream about this last night. Anyway that just puts me in a boiling rage!
I love your video's and I'm 13!
Kingaprep 1 year ago
Funny!!!
NappyBeauty 1 year ago
WHAT AREYOU TRYING TO SAY?????????
GosselinLuva 1 year ago
When God said "brains" they thought he said "trains" and they asked for a big caboose!!
SzHoward 1 year ago
Not the sharpest tool in the shed!!!!!!
Hitman2220 1 year ago
I use the phrase "dumb as a doornail alot" :-)
civilwarcat 1 year ago
one fry short of a happy meal
gravediggmn 2 years ago
Maybe a cupboard without any chocolate?
I've never heard it said that way before but it makes sense to me.
Elaina43 2 years ago
hey check your muffler
copperpaint 2 years ago
Hey lemonette, do you know a youtuber named Donelop?
RoyaleCafe 2 years ago
More Southernisms. I love it !!!!
shilohmom 2 years ago
"a loose screw"
lol
1eDITORcHRIS 2 years ago
Listen, its like this for me ok? Same Circus , just different clowns every day. Thats how I gotta look at it. The ring master took a day off and the clown car has a flat tire. Simple as that, what else could it be? LOL
GMPNY 2 years ago
SkooterX has viewed this video!
skooterx 2 years ago
Damn, I love you, Lemonette! Will you adopt me?
dubakawisewoman 2 years ago
Yeah, I think I'm LOOKING at 'em!
tsavodiner 2 years ago
Not me! LOL But I have been a day late and a dollar short before!
justdave1 2 years ago
I'm coming to the conclusion that it's probably me who is not the brightest bulb on the tree. ;) -Doug
mumbaidoug 2 years ago
Yep, it's definitely me!
kokohawk 2 years ago
You must be the sharpest knife in the drawer :)
fehquig 2 years ago
lemonette! i love your videos :)
im from indonesia but living in ny.
cant wait to see your next videos!
deeajenk 2 years ago
very funny :o)
car4dave 2 years ago
A few cards short of a full deck. The engine is running but no one is behind the wheel. Dumber than a box of rocks.
hunhun23 2 years ago
Yes I do and work with them!
hunhun23 2 years ago
: )
islandGAL7 2 years ago
A couple fries short of a Happy Meal or not the sharpest crayon in the box!
Heidi7828 2 years ago
When god distributed brains to mankind, I was the last one in the line.
Startwister 2 years ago
"A sandwich shy of a lunch" or "A Happy Meal" missing the prize"! LOL
jodi0367 2 years ago
I seem to cycle through phases. I go from ingenious to any one of what you said. with most of my time somewhere in between. It doesn't bother me though. What does bother me is when someone who is any of what you said is in a position to tell me what to do. Hmm I just had a dream about this last night. Anyway that just puts me in a boiling rage!
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EdElisea 2 years ago
I know someone who is dumb as a box of hair.
FantasticBabblings 2 years ago
That sounds like Norman. LOL
DearestBecky 2 years ago
*Looks in mirror*
It's not me, it's THAT guy.
anakin1814 2 years ago
oh no!! all my friends are smarter than me!! at least they look out for me XD
verytrulyvideo 2 years ago
I'm finally learning that just because my head is shaped like a giant light bulb, it doesn't necessarily mean I'm too bright.
DUH=ME
DebUSA 2 years ago
I know a few people that make about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine......
Agnosties 2 years ago
one horse short of a carousel
good one!
artofbrowneyedgirl 2 years ago
Oh man I guess that means its me!!!
darlynn12 2 years ago
Love those expressions... Love You Lemonette!!!
PrincessDiana161 2 years ago
One Fry short of a Happy Meal.
1954shadow 2 years ago
me too. sooo nice to see u.
carolperez 2 years ago
I always wondered why I didn't know any crazy people.. thanks to you I now know its ME
WelakaWombat 2 years ago
I''m a couple noodles short of chicken soup myself..
MasterTiarnan 2 years ago
well all I know is I've been told I'm crazier than a long tail cat in a room full of rockers!
LeSaMilano 2 years ago
Not the sharpest tack in the box.. Missing a few marbles...
I personally just call them a "dipstick" LOL
mysteryglo 2 years ago
I've been accused of being one rib shy of a rack. Does that mean I should worry?..... :-P
anmoose 2 years ago
I Love you and I am ALL OF THE ABOVE!!
Zipster08 2 years ago
I like "not the sharpest crayola in the box, nor the brightest either" and then there is always "batshit crazy":-)
1DRock37167 2 years ago
A few fries short of a happy meal. My personal favorite. :)
act6629 2 years ago
nice vid
hey how come every video of yours has that same song at the end
psyfertech 2 years ago
I know several people who are not the brightest bulb in the batch and when it comes to math, I'm definitely one of them. :-)
Neferkit 2 years ago
A shrimp short of a cocktail!
SuckLead 2 years ago
i'm best friends with the person like that but dammit I love him so I put up with it!!
Goobian 2 years ago
I used to be a Hod carrier. Used to carry bricks for a living. So yea, I've been a brick or 2 shy of a load..
Chivalryaintdead 2 years ago
you are silly
sugarandlance 2 years ago
Hahahaha, Oh I know a few people like that.
Hugs and love Jen : )
angelgirl2001 2 years ago
Crawled up out of one shallow gene pool.
mooitz 2 years ago
Love the video! I know several that are as bright as a burnt out light bulb! :D
suzydo2bq 2 years ago
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but dangit... im the most sharp of them all!
DanielSayWhat 2 years ago
hahahahaha The 6 pack one was really funny! Actually they all were!! hehe Sometimes I have days where I feel like I'm all of those. :p
Emily
blueispretty1982 2 years ago
They're one clown short of a circus. :)
ElizabethH74 2 years ago
Bwaahaahaa! Those were some good ones. Yeah, maybe it is me. :)
thizizliz 2 years ago
Im a fat boy, I say, That they are a hamburger away from being a happy meal......lol
south301976 2 years ago
Not the brightest crayon in the box...sounds like my ex-husband!! LOL
Shiaine 2 years ago
To many to count. Lots of my youtube friend's.
Texasred63 2 years ago
Fortunately for me I do know some of those folks!! lol!
gabrielized 2 years ago
Uh oh! I've been found out...LOL!
frontier33 2 years ago
I was wondering if you could be right. Hmmm.
robertpina99 2 years ago
I love the one about a six pack minus the plastic rings holding it all together!
And yes, I do know these people...AND I WORK WITH THEM!
tigerslayer2230 2 years ago
"He ain't firin' on all cylinders that one"... or "Her antenna ain't receivin' all the channels!"
Funny video! =)
CCF01 2 years ago
I LOVE "Her antenna ain't receivin' all the channels!" I've never heard that but WILL have to start using it! :)
tigerslayer2230 2 years ago
My driveway doesn't quite reach the road. :(
ikani87 2 years ago
A few pancakes shy of a stack (That is me LOL)
dizzylizzybeth 2 years ago
A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock. :-)
RupertsCrystals 2 years ago
Heck,you are talking about me.Call me crazy then leave.LOL
oversold1 2 years ago
Oh my God Lemmonette, this made me laugh so much! You crease me :) x
RossNemo1 2 years ago
makes sense I suppose
TheSmalks 2 years ago
Yepp, the neighbor that's coming over now....dang...Well, at least it's not me....this week..Love you, AngandEd
GramsandPapi 2 years ago
A couple of tacos short of a combination plate.
great1138 2 years ago
It's me...
:'(
cosmoline626 2 years ago
I know a few people who aren't the brightest crayons in the box.
LuckyStrike502 2 years ago
hehehe
tm809 2 years ago
Sharp as the leading edge of a ball bearing. :-)
bibaja 2 years ago
You're off your trolley, lemonette!
refectionsweet 2 years ago
OMG ITS ME....damn it!
ninjajessie1 2 years ago
Dumber than a box of rocks.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
None of my You Tube friends fit these descriptions. haha. Hugs!
imperceptibleme 2 years ago
Me I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer lol.
cozzyk 2 years ago
I know all these people you are describing - they're called Canadians!
DogsAreMyLife 2 years ago
life lessons from lemonette...
wolfgirleatsbaby 2 years ago
Maybe the're just a keg that hasn't been tapped yet.
ryder1111 2 years ago
A couple gallons shy of a full tank of gas!
GeorgiaBoy77 2 years ago
One fry short of a Happy Meal!
wutzernutzer 2 years ago