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  • Rouch my boner!

  • wait hard to the professional what? Variety is a sex offender.

  • hahahhahh its sooo true

  • <_<

  • lol !!!

  • BRILLIANT!

    

  • God Damn Hilarious!

  • Aots=win

  • AOTS!!!!

  • AOTS

    

  • AOTS ! lol

  • AOTS

  • AOTS!!!

  • rouch my boner! lmao

  • LOL!

  • i saw black swan at home and i went to the cinema just for the expirience, and they cut ther movie. the scene after she danced the black swan she returns to her room and lilly knocks and says what she has to say and suddenly nina holds a piece of glass in her hand. there was no part when she goes to the bathroom and realising what she did. did it happen to any of you, or should i blame it on the cinema i was in?

  • Really? i finished I was laughing so hard at that, great job!

  • @rubik3317 Thanks!

  • LOL

  • That did make me laugh but now having read your spam comments I know what happens and have no need to see the film. From trailer to climax in 1 easy step (if you'll excuse the pun) ;)......simples!!!

  • this is a spam comment, flag it please! :D

  • This is good *insert a smiley of your likings*

  • Funny. ^^

  • haha everyone did really long comments, all i ca say is lol, i liked what you did with it, funny :)

  • Sudden swells of music, characters flashing into frame out of the darkness, doors creaking open to invite victims inside, mirror images coming to life, demonic transformations, pictures with moving eyes, ecstasy-fueled cunnilingus. Find this perfect movie at moovi.co.cc, I enjoyed!

  • Guys u can nott resist seeing the film over and over again! Enhanced with the beautifull experience on moovi.co.cc page!

  • One doesn't often think of ballet, with its graceful moves and untouchable sensuality, as a blood sport, but Aronofsky's perspective argues that rasslin' may not be that far removed from dancing. Waauuuugh! One of the best afilms I ve ever seen. You should watch it moovi.co.cc, you ll enjoy!

  • She’s an unreliable anchor for the story, and as a result, Aronfsky’s third-act leap from psychosis into full-on metaphysical manipulation feels phony and cold. Wow, just watched this movie on premium online on moovi.co.cc

  • I just look at it yesterday online on moovi.co.cc loool awesome film really nice! Trailer looks awesome I'm going to see it again today.

  • She’s also physically falling apart, suffering from bloody fingernails and other ailments that are as gruesome as they are fleeting. Superb movie - watching it again as we speak at moovi.co.cc

  • Nina’s got the White Swan moves down pat — she’s precise, nervous, and constantly afraid of pretty much everything. I think i saw this one at moovi.co.cc website for without paying.

  • When Nina experiences the first of many injuries — a cracked toenail — it’s only the beginning of Aronofsky’s visual and aural onslaught. Great trailer dude. For whole movie try with moovi.co.cc website.

  • Cursory research reveals this to be a pretty loose interpretation of the actual Swan Lake plot, but such are the needs of Aronofsky’s narrative. Have a great without paying experience for this masterpiece movie at moovi.co.cc.

  • Black Swan, Aronofsky’s latest, feels like it’s meant to be a companion to Wrestler, in that it also deals with the relentless physical strain performers put on their bodies. You have to check this film at moovi.co.cc. Awsome experiance for free!

  • MOG this is so funny!

  • @DJboyism Thanks! And thanks for not being a spambot. We get a WHOLE lotta spambots over here.

  • These are the most articulate spam comments I've ever seen

  • @anemone9 I know, right?! I actually end up reading most of them before flagging them. They bring up some good points.

  • this movie probably isnt for men who dont have an understanding of cinematic arts. those men should just stick to there american pie, fast and furious crap

  • Hahahhahahahahahahahaa

  • @mrshackztor quit being a fag it was a good movie and this is a funny parody of a trailer for it. Leave it to a stuckup prick like you to ruin comedy.

  • i actually LOLed

  • ahhh priceless :D

  • Sensing a burgeoning fire within her porcelain shell, Thomas gives the lead in the upcoming production of “Swan Lake” to a startled Nina. only at malifilmici.co.cc you can view the entire version and not a clip!

  • “Black Swan” is a grotesque psychological horror film that provides pits of madness juxtaposed with the gilded, professional grace of the ballet world. only at malifilmici.co.cc you can view the entire version and not a clip!

  • Raised by her resentful mother to become a ballet star, Nina has struggled to catch the eye of company director Thomas, unable to soften her rigid technique and infuse her dance with raw passion. it was a good movie even more I was expecting, find on malifilmici.co.cc!

  • That movie sucked. Softcore porn is the worst kind of porn.

  • Great video guys keep em coming!

  • @91blakepatrick thank you, sir :)

  • Great video, but the ending sold it. "Rated R, for rrrowch! My boner."

  • I am normaly exclusively a chick-flick kind? of person, but this movie was so freaking funny!!! Yeah it's dirty, but it is absolutely hilarious to visit your malifilmici.co.cc and view it at fulll verrsion!!!

  • Omg.. this was everything i was thinking throughout the whole movie!

    Well fuckin' done fellas. LmFAO

  • I adored Black Swan, and this was hysterical. =P

  • @mrshackztor do you think we were successful? We were really trying to screw up Black Swan with this video, and I think we did it!

  • @azalben

    No, obviously you can't really screw it up. It's impossible to fuck up something so amazing...it's just sad that you would create something like this.

  • @azalben Mission accomplished, Black Swan only won one award this year for best actress. :(

  • @squishy0707 I'd like to formally apologize for this.

  • @azalben

    No, I think you're just retarded.

  • @mrshackztor This movie was nothing more than plagiarism. Have you ever seen "blades of glory."

    And I got a boner from Beverly Fisher.

  • @goingalt

    Are you fucking serious... you are so god damn stupid I don't know how you're even able to function.

  • @mrshackztor Oh come one. One dancer who is considered innocent and pure vs. a more dark dancer. The only way the white swan can defeat the black swan is not by beating her, but by synthesizing both the control of dancing and also recklessness that culminates to an amazing maneuver. Just replace dancer with skater, and white swan with Jimmy and black swan with Chaz and you have Blades of Glory.

  • @goingalt

    Why don't you read the wiki on this film to see where the director really got their ideas and inspiration. Blades of Glory isn't any part of it. Just because the stories have similar ideas doesn't make it plaigarism.

  • I could probably get it up to this movie... a girl pulling something out of her bloody back... kinky xD

  • th9is movie looks boreing

    its like woopty do its portman masturbating and haveing sex with mila kunis while turning into a swan? wtflolwut?

  • @DangerasTM

    you're retarded

  • @suslowim  maybe but this movie still looks boreing:)

  • this sums up how every uncultured, public nose picking, head & ball scratching heterosexual man felt about the movie

  • wow, people told me not to go into ballet.... this proves them right :)

  • Rouch my boner

  • HILARIOUS!!!

  • Hey, does anybody know of a website where I might be able to watch this movie online? Thanks!

  • @skyple

    Yes, DVD screener here:

    icefilms(dot)info/ip(dot)php?v­=122664

    You can stream directly with DIVX web player by copying the ICQ bookmarklet link and pasting over the megaupload address bar.

    Or just start the megaupload download and open the partial download with VLC media player or similar.

  • My penis fell off and tried to murder me after watching Black Swan.

  • @prabirdan WHO CARES!

  • MAH BONER!

  • A more comprehensive review:

    tiny cc / blackswan2

  • Can't....breath,......laughing­...to...hard!

  • Attack of the show! :D

  • lol

  • I woke up to a horrible day today, this just made it awesome! Thank you!

  • @Slash85350 yay! I'm so glad we could help :)

  • the formula for Oscar winners:

    hayek the hack did tits

    portman the hack does masturbation.

    hollywood is run by very very stupid thugs that came from the porno industry.

  • the only question will be, who is the biggest hack?

    kunis the TV only actress or the most empty and blank leading lady in the history of cinema.

    poor, poor aranofsky.

  • haha really funny!

  • MOOOOAR!

  • I saw this movie today, stoned, and for all the reasons you suspect. And yes, it really is a boner killer, but the unnecessary masturbation scenes were a plus

  • Subjected to the internet I've seen things.... Horrible, horrible things.... Because of that I think I could finish... o.O'

  • HAHA nice.

  • Dude, change the title and delete "- Remix" and you will get hundreds of thousands of views...

  • @SCHIZOPHRENlC heh, to what though?

  • @azalben Well, I can see you're already going to get a shitload of views. But if it were just "Black Swan Trailer", people would click it more... atleast, I'd assume they would.

  • @SCHIZOPHRENlC yeah, that's true... Though that sort of thing, Chris in our group likes to call "trick-throughs," where people think it's one thing, and gets another. We actually talked for a while about what to call this, and decided the most straightforward thing was easiest, rather than, say, "Black Swan No Boner Critics Quotes" or something :)

  • @azalben LOL! Awesome.

  • @SCHIZOPHRENlC - No way! Throwing "Remix" behind the title sets it apart from the various other "Black Swan" trailers. The "Remix" label was the only reason I even checked it.

    @azalben - I saved this video in one of my playlists. I'm still laughing, man. "Comedy Ju Jitsu" type shit!

  • @branded72 you rock!

  • this is the first movie to ever make me get a stiffy and shit my pants at the same time

  • Hahahaa!

  • THIS MOVIE REVIEW WAS SO GOOD IM USING CAPS!!1!

  • I seriously LOLed! Kudos man!

  • @agentm83 thank you, sir! Glad you likes it.

  • haha

  • Thumbs up if The Professional made you hard!

  • 0:55 is she doing what I think she's doing? ;]

  • @halomaster0007 better watch the movie and find out! (but yes, yes she is)

  • @halomaster0007 Well, yes, but did you even LISTEN to that review?

  • @PortlandDriver yea, but with a DVD you can pause. ;)

  • haha wtf ;D/!??!?!

  • There were few times when i was fully erect but i couldnt finish

  • @BkkCollin really I finished

  • @wizard1025 Seriously?!

  • @BkkCollin Yeah I can finish any thing

  • brilliant

  • ha

  • I finished to this remix.

  • @VisualBrownies crap, now we need to make a new video remix out of this video.

  • @VisualBrownies Seriously?

  • nice movie,,,

  • nice movie

  • AOTS!!!! BTW...I even finished to princess Amidala, and that was some boring ass scheise.

  • YAY! If Black Swan prevents limp dicks like you all from ever getting laid again (as if you get laid in the first place)