MY CRISIS IN CRYSIS

[2015danteinferno]

i pooped my pants that was too funny

[gamersed94]

A year later and still getting LOL's out of this xD

[MRepicxx123]

2:26 NO MUM IT ISN'T PORN!

[TheSUBGAMER]

i agree,i hate when they add more keys to use

[datiwas]

forget it, cuz its EA. End of story. This will never catch on, no matter how pretty or polished the initial offering. It WILL NOT be supported, properly patched or ever treated anything more than a dead hoookers body after a snuff film was produced. That is how EA Rolls. Period.

[TheSUBGAMER]

@datiwas lol so true man,EA=FAGS

they even ban people from the games when they ban you from a forum

fuck them

[datiwas]

lol. blah blah blah and WUT DU FUK!!! WUT DU FUK!!! :D 

[bbmac16]

I know that some partners get games early but this was posted in Jan and the game came out in late march. 2 months early?!?!?!?! damn!!!! he must be doing well

[wooterz]

@bbmac16 This was a beta demo.

[WhatTehPat]

invisibility is just crysis. no complaints. this is NOT cod

[housam7]

0:51-0:54 'iam hit WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK' lol

[AlienMagi]

I don't understand why they made crysis 2's multiplayer so much like cods...

[MFGrimmxVx]

i love it when he claps lol when i hear that i can ell tha hes about to rage lmfao

[IceManD3]

*clap* *clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*­*clap**clap**clap**clap* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[G0H1LK4M]

ZOMFGWTFROFLMAOGTFOSTFUBBQ

THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.

I'm hittin him and what the FAWWKK?!?!? WHAT THE FAAAWWKKKK?!?!?!?

[Dingo9799]

pussies play on 360 Awesome people play on pc

[REALPS3KING]

@Dingo9799 no1 cares go play mmos LMAO

[Dingo9799]

@REALPS3KING MMOS are what people on 360 play

[rastivan]

at 2:26 he has a quick rage wank.

[SkankinHard]

@rastivan I laughed my ass off at that comment

[RafaeelGarciaa]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­K

HOLY CHEAT, I LAUGHT A LOT

[SOxxLegit]

2:28 fapping plus super orgasm

[noble6117]

ur funny as heck man

[lordmasterization]

Arent you the same guy who said xbox sucks and would never have Crysis? Now all you play is crysis and blk ops on the Xbox 360....

[MrScarghost141]

as a physchological guy i reccomend that you,mr ELPRESADOR take some session with a therapeutic form calming, you seriuosly need to learn to control your self...

[MegaDetH822]

@MrScarghost141 You suck at trolling.

[Fearfulcrawdog]

@MrScarghost141 go fuck you'reself this guy is way too funny for a retard like you to troll

[MrScarghost141]

@Fearfulcrawdog srry

just wanna say something...

ps im no physcho guy

[Fearfulcrawdog]

@MrScarghost141 yeah i knew you didn't even use the right term for a psycologist

[MrScarghost141]

@Fearfulcrawdog right... psycologist that was the right word...

im 13 and from belgium...

[gizzle434]

runnin n2 a few walls therr huh pres.. u say the controls r a bit jerky huh pres... soundz all 2 familiar.. cough kz3

[nejinaji]

i was wonderng whether to get this game, and now i gots my answer

[Joeyy1998]

U keep on going from u love it to its dumb

[bongoboyj]

1:43 he detached the turret its not an m60 just sayin

[Vash2Red]

Could you use other guns? I wanna see em.

[Blaze4LifeProduction]

kill yourself before they kill you

*notes

[TheSkyeagle77]

2:23 That is he tapping ??

[TheDAWinz]

i like speaking in caps lock

[Hallodaars]

lovely commentary lol, + 1 sub

[plapshapaul]

i got 1 word for you: wtf....

[shibbywalkk]

crysis 1 is better

[IRRELEVANCE4LIFE]

ELPRESADOR IS A FUCKING FAGGET

[XPaNDA4LiFeX]

you creep me out

[darios9797]

theres an hardcore mode?i hate games like halo our crysis if they have a lot of life on multiplayer

[KaiserFlamberge]

@darios9797

Because you're accustomed to the easiness of CoD. A game that's easy as shit to play because it takes is 1 - 3 hits from any weapon to die. What a skillful gamer you are, clown.

[darios9797]

@KaiserFlamberge

what the fuck is wrong whit you idiot, i just asked if it haves an hardcore mode if you are angry for someting just shut the fuck up.

and it inst shit... it is REALISTIC

[KaiserFlamberge]

@darios9797

No one's angry. And I'm envious of your technology enabling you to sense anger through text. If you want something realistic, go shoot someone and get shot in real life. Video games aren't realistic, and they aren't supposed to be. Because in real life, you don't respawn and there isn't a such thing as killstreaks.

[darios9797]

@KaiserFlamberge

i will not shoot someone... and im sure that if i do it he will die of 1-3 bullets...

and the games ARE supposed to be realistic... if not the games would be like doom graphics our somehting like that but i am not talking of all games, some games are futuristic our they have aliens our things like that but .. again.. i am just saying that when i play online i only like to play in hardcore mode...

and if you would never respawn... the game would be shit so they MUST use it

[Deliphresh]

I LIKE IT! I LOVE IT!

[OldSchool9690]

My god the hit marker has infested every video game with a weapon.

[SuperChalm]

Thats what take vetrens WTF are you talkin about

[javysoccer13]

This is like a cross between halo and killzone.

P.S. Cant wait for that killzone 3

[445Jester]

@javysoccer13 me 2 cant wait

[Markmallow]

Chuck Norris saw that there were more dislikes than likes in this video, so he flipped them.

[emnaq3]

@Markmallow that joke was horrible

[Markmallow]

@emnaq3 shut up troll.

[CtlBrandon]

@Markmallow it sucks, deal with it

[MiLeyGiVzBJs]

LOL. HTC shit phone!

[realdanman]

omg, turn on transcribe audio on the CC button....

[DARTHSIDIEOUS]

haha you are too funny ring some more of this cheers

[pmteigas]

I totally agree with you. The controls feel a bit jerky at first but it's not that bad. I also share your opinion on Killzone 2, I found it unplayable. Probably it's my fault but it's enough to make think about not buying KZ3.

[MELTDOWN1980]

2:30 ELPRESADOR  haveing a angery Wank lol

[pdot1234]

@MELTDOWN1980 loooool

[ViceCityCitizen]

@MELTDOWN1980 LMFAO

[emospadez]

htc garbage phone lol

[Rozzje101]

0:55 LMFAO

[DarkSkysify]

was he clapping at 2:30 , hilarious man

[doctorrodders]

Shotgun + invisibility to heal = invincible

Balanced much?

[dpate]

Killzone 3 will pwn this ;)

[DarkSkysify]

@dpate hell ya kz3 will be better all the way, specialy that they fix the controlls this time and its massive gmeplay

[TheFbiFilesRepeat]

@DarkSkysify the kz3 controlls are almost the same, the delay is still there, and yes, ive played the beta.

[DarkSkysify]

@TheFbiFilesRepeat are you sure ? because it feels it got way better and user friendly, 

[MasterGJI]

lol at 2:26 he starts beating off

[illiniwac1231]

5:09 With everyone mindlessly shooting each other, this place still has more class than Wrigley Field.

[AznKhmerB0i]

This game requires more gun on gun skill then COD BO. But you also need a lot hand coordination because you need to press the RB/LB to put on the "perks." (Invisibility and Max Armor) But this game encourages NOT to camp because whenever you kill someone they drop a dog tag or something. For example when you pick up 3 of them you get a "UAV." That means campers can not get kill streaks unless they get out of their spots to pick up one of these things, this is a great idea to stop camping.

[tokiohoel1]

@AznKhmerB0i yes but it's a very bad idea for real snipers

[Genokoopa98]

@tokiohoel1 I didn't know there were snipers that weren't also campers

[GNRule123]

@AznKhmerB0i say what you want but i bet you when this comes out it will pull a battlefield BC2 (Have a big start then everyone gets refunds and plays cod again)

[manugnauinggshtrajk]

@AznKhmerB0i they need to lower the amount of health you have though. it's still too high.

like i am now :)

[FloodTheInternet]

@AznKhmerB0i speak for youself, console fag.

[IronMan44444]

@AznKhmerB0i well actually when the full game comes out theres gonna be a perk that lets them kill them and it auto picks up the dogtags so it pretty much defeated itself

[Takcaw]

@AznKhmerB0i Sadly there is a perk that allows you to automatically pick them up :/

[hy3unit]

@AznKhmerB0i i agree! ive never played any crysis games and just reading on how you have to pick up the tags to get kill streaks is such a GREAT IDEA to make campers move out their spots! LOVE IT

[xxksaggxx]

not a bad game lol

[Chronolyse]

It looks like you should cross over to Crysis 2 for the meantime, Pres. Look at the view count. Keeps risin', son. Leave the shit hit detection and physics behind for this beastly BENCHMARK game.

[shcoome]

I'm very mixed on this game. Wasn't too impressed by the demo, but some of the stuff that's in the full game looks great. Not sure if I should get this or homefront.

[virtuafighterman]

CRYTEK U IDIOTS!!!!

crysis isnt very well known on consoles so you should put the DEMO ON BOTH CONSOLES so more people notice ur game

[RoysTechRecipies]

Invisibilty*

[superjman1504]

You can use tactical layout in crysis 2 but its name is different.something like"reversed" or something

[rameitori]

I find the only crappy thing is the melee. maybe its just me theres too much of a delay between you pressing down the stick and your guy meleing.

sweet game tho

[rollexx]

how do u download the demo?

[DaLooseGoose11]

i ALSO luv it on how this faggot fistfulofhope doesnt hav chanel coments available on his page, probably because he constantly got destroyed by trolls all the time. lmfao

[fistfullofhope]

@DaLooseGoose11 you're mad that I don't have channel comments available for you to troll on? smh. you need a new hobby.

[bassdass]

This guy talks in Caps Lock.

[allorapensa]

YEAH, ANOTHER TIME I AGREE WITH YOU!!! FUCK CRYSIS, FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME!!!!

[treyart1]

I'll be getting this on PS3 when it comes out. I don't need the demo to tell me how well the game is going to play. So Elpresador your lazy to hit the other buttons on your controller lol. Damn man Its not like fitting cabbage through the keyhole. LMAO 

[natureboy295]

lol you make it so funny.

[thekidwhorapped99]

before these dumbasses kill me i kill myself! coz thats what i do! XD

[virtuafighterman]

crytek has been on microsofts cock lately 

[kissmyanthia1000]

@virtuafighterman everybody is like activision and bethesda

[virtuafighterman]

@kissmyanthia1000 thats actually a good think for 360 owners such as myself and bad thing for raging fanboys on the internet who hate msoft with everything they got

[treyart1]

@virtuafighterman LOL let me tell you something there is no such thing as PC, PS3, Wii, 360 or even handheld fanboys. Why? Because there is no difference. Now personally I don't care for the demo because I know that the game is going to be good. So I will be getting it on PS3 and from what I seen on demonstration videos from over a year ago. There's not going to be a difference between the two consoles.

[virtuafighterman]

@treyart1 i said that crytek is riding msoft's cock because they make an exclusive for them then they make the demo only for them

[treyart1]

@virtuafighterman what was the exclusive Kindoms wasn't it?

[virtuafighterman]

@treyart1 i believe so

[treyart1]

@virtuafighterman I wonder what that game might be like?

[virtuafighterman]

@treyart1 i bet its an action game like god of war

[treyart1]

@virtuafighterman I don't know I got a feeling it might be an action rpg. If it turned out to be a GOW clone then I would not interest.

[kissmyanthia1000]

@virtuafighterman it makes me mad that microsoft is throwing their cash everywhere while ppl without xbox suffer. I'm still waiting for dead money bethesda!

[PaddyPA]

BUT HIS BOY GETS ME! ..THATS alrite though.

[blazin220]

is this game on psn??

[danie2332123]

@blazin220 yes. but not the Demo!

[virtuafighterman]

@blazin220 the game is coming out for 360 ps3 pc

the beta elpresador is playing is a demo only on xbl

[GUNITUHH]

Black ops is better but this game is still good

[LinkPGL1]

@GUNITUHH Black ops is not even comparable to this game. this game just makes black ops look like shit.

[iratethis]

FAPFAPFPAFPAFAPFAFAPFAPFAPFAPF­APFAP

[iratethis]

THE PRES HAS ADS ON HIS VIDEOS NOOOOO

[diabeticmonkey]

This beta was pretty bad.

[GODcomplexe]

crysis is free????????

[pwnagexe]

im hittin him but WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK??

[MrRayge82]

ELPRESADOR makes everything more interesting than it already is. He probably beasts when taking a dump or pouring a cup of coffee.

[klompedompe]

ELPRESADOR, YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND.

[partisan49]

u should post more vids on this game

[tonybehmke]

haha you look like the retarded red neck from the water boy

[blklightning330]

no demo for ps3.

[EvilGeniusCinema]

@blklightning330 demo is only on xbox

[divefraggle]

Looks like Call of Crysis.

[Iam2strong123]

Fuck ya hit detection! I'm DL it..

[JesusTrollando]

Fuck COD !

Crysis will kick this fail ops in the nuts !

[gainax2]

@JesusTrollando Agree , Crysis 2 will rape all call of duty saga at once.

[mikedonahue19902008]

@JesusTrollando highly unlikely

[SlickKidDownDaBlock]

@JesusTrollando ur a really big dumb ass , i love crysis as much as cod but wtf dude

[ragemishima]

Gonna go try my hand at this demo now. Thanks for the vid, I wanted to see this in action first before I tried it. :D

[Inuyashafreak9494]

i hate this fuckin map

[JVas93311]

This game takes too many bullets and the hit detection is not good at all.

[slamminsammy74]

Don't ever stop making vids bro. Hilarious !

[BeatsByeJ]

Really? The controls are the exact same as Call of Duty, Modern Warfare and Black Ops? damn!

[VirusZero0140]

unfortunately the game lag because this game was made for pc which runs on 60 FPS and has nice graphics, consoles cant handle that so they just have nice graphics and it runs on 30 FPS

[telluridefan]

is this beta out for ps3 now?

[LTAS123]

@telluridefan ITS NEVER GOING TO COME OUT FOR PS3. ITS A BETA FOR ONLY XBOX 360

[ghos7bear]

@LTAS123 And for PC soon as well

[lud4cr1sx]

@LTAS123 really like MASS EFFECT 2 LOL don't be surprise when u see it on THE AMAZING PS3 LOL

[k9feces]

The graphics in this game suck, the game looks like Halo 3, and the framerate is low. Looks like a PS2 game compared to Black Ops.

[lud4cr1sx]

@k9feces you fucking retard it's youtube ..

[WillBUGisRaW]

@lud4cr1sx

Maybe he has the beta?

[lud4cr1sx]

@WillBUGisRaW really if u consider k9feces a expert on his retarded comment then I'm a GOD lol

[k9feces]

@lud4cr1sx Hey dumbass, I'm not talking about the video, I downloaded the demo. The game looks better on Youtube than on my HDTV. Framerate and graphics suck, Halo 3 with COD guns.

[ZainMugen]

@k9feces well considering blk ops isnt that pretty it's self your not saying much :p plus its a BETA DEMO 

[DaEViLHuNtSmAn]

@k9feces stop trolling hater. umad cuz u prob got a ps3

[Lostrocker]

@DaEViLHuNtSmAn Why would he be mad? This game is out on PS3 too and they get the added bonus of Killzone 3. Sure us Xbox owners can brag about Gears 3, but its a fucking rip off game running on the same engine the last two Gears have run off, same with Halo they havent changed anything in ages, at least Sony and the developers for their console are putting a little innovation into their new games.

[weba90]

Even thought the Graphics look amazing, I dont think I would consider buying this.. the control seems strange, pretty sure I wouldn't like it.. like I dont like Killzone 2. Nice upload though

[nook201]

wtf am i watching

[Dementedlamb]

2:26 chronic masturbation for dying? damn pres... you gettin horny

[Marco619456]

@Dementedlamb  LMAO

[BhamBANDIT]

@Dementedlamb funniest comment ive ever seen on youtube

[AlienMagi]

@Dementedlamb epic ejaculation as well

[bionicblazer1]

@Dementedlamb LMAO funniest comment ever

[pdot1234]

@Dementedlamb looool

[GCNmaster22]

"I LIKE IT! I LOVE IT!"

I WANT SOME MORE OF IT!

[Chubzdoomer]

Too bad they restructured Crysis 2 to suit the "contards" with maps that are small and reminiscent of those in Call of Duty. On PC, the first Crysis and its sequel, Warhead, both had huge multiplayer maps. Had they stuck with that setting and optimized it, we'd have a far better game. This just doesn't look very interesting compared to the original game's jungle setting.

[vansrider904]

this game keep freezes on me when a match is about to start... can someone please tell me why this bullshit keeps happening?

[TheInformantifier]

My god, this looks about 20 times as entertaining as Black Ops, and it's only the beat. There are so many good games around that aren't played as much as Black Ops but are way better. BC2 Vietnam is only an expansion and it's so much more fun and better made. I played the Bulletstorm demo. I was impressed. Way more entertaining than CoD. Then there's Uncharted 3, DiRT 3, Duke Nukem Forever, LA Noire, MW3, Motorstorm Apocalypse, Bulletstorm, Deus Ex: Human Revolution and Killzone 3.

[wonchop111]

Is the beta on PS3? i cant find it anywhere

[andyhatters]

EL SLACKADOR! takes the mickey putting vids up. Plus I reckon he hides those 'cameramen' in his cellar. Would you be suprised?

[BonesTheCat]

"BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM DIE FUCK YA BOOM BOOM *click* FUCK FUUUUUCK"

Respawn, and repeat.

[TJC0507]

looks like a good game

[marlows30]

43 people thought they could fly.

[ChainsawCastration]

CRYSIS NUT HUGGER.

[MRAK47ification]

0:24 angry orgasm!!!! :D

[PhatLewtznU]

its presador turn down your volume

[Lights3287]

I've never played Killzone 2, but is it true taht the controls are somewhat clunky like Elpresador says? Also, is Killzone 3 having the same issues as its predecessor as well?

[Menace1979]

@Lights3287 Killzone it's just more realistic it's not an issue, Killzone 3 will be easier to shoot.