Farting Girlfriend

[millionaireslover1]

DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVER NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARE CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[Zoxygene]

@millionaireslover1 well I read it many times and the first one was years ago and I didn't fucking post it anywhere... am I a zombie then or a vampire?

[PhuongLorenvz583]

hihi i'm ur Lady of Night ..and i know what u wanna get of me

[RabidLeroy]

payback... XC

[xBabiyLatinax]

BEEERK! :O

[shawnlaurin]

LMFAO I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ENDING LMFAOOAMFOMAWOFMAOFMAINFAWNFAW­NFKJA

[iaadotlk1]

This was hilarious

[luis3826]

why does this almost have a million views. and how did i get here lol

[tfin816]

it was not in engilish

[michelleemmi1993]

haha this is awesome, this girl is just like me! xD everyone keep telling me im a dude because i fart at burp and have that sort of humor :P

[99418211]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



[jfairley83]

He should go eat some bean burritos and pintos and cheese and let her have it when she goes to sleep.

[rncjaar]

Fruit cup!

[bigbruce70]

I WANT A WOMAN LIKE HER

[radicalphantom1]

he smelled latex!!!

[Bill1405]

She's a keeper.

[lilskropy2]

girls always laugh after they fart.

[iDirtyBongWater]

i would love that girl

[clauquin2]

ese chico es tonto.

si es su novio su deseo será oler sus pedos

[bakarbaker]

This is actually the real REASON I left my wife for good.

My life has been clear and fresh since.

[Alemaxus]

this is swedish: Girl: *Laughs* Guy: PLEASE!! Are you serious?! Girl: *Laughs* common... Guy: What do you think your doing?! Girl: Why so angry? I am sorry, it was a joke... Guy: Yeah, very funny!(being sarcastic) Girl: Common it was only a joke Guy: *sits down* what is wrong with you? Girl: Forgive me, I promise I wont do it again Guy: I dont like it when you act like that Girl: *stands up* Ok, I promise! Never again! Girl: *Reaches out hand* Please forgive me, ok? Guy: *takes her hand* ok...

[MultiJsanders]

haha hell yea! hehe

[draculcrist]

pinche vieja pedorra , que me mat4 a pedos que quiero morir gediondo

[shad0wMata]

where's domestic violence when you need it?

[marhalabszar]

did he die?

[1324gugugaga1324]

hahahah Sweden :P

Vilken kvinna!

[petsoon93]

SVERIGE!!!! <3 <3 <3



[GeorgiaBoi70]

I guess everyone is gonna act like they don't do that to themselves when they're alone.

[anonymous828282]

Did anyone else notice that they didn't have any curtains?

[slowkash]

she's a daughter of chuck norris

[TheManzanita96]

jajajajjajajaaj k mamadas jajjajajajajajaj

[jprigers]

He's a dead 1

[deathmechanicz]

คงได้เลิกกันเร็วๆ นี้ :- )

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

I got a boner.

[TheCoLlInGs07]

lmao that actually works.....

my cousin does it all the time and its disggusting!! O.O

[demongmr]

LMAO!

[TQXPreturns]

hahahaha. i gotta try that spin move on someone

[pinksparkles2009]

Lmfao wish I had the guts of this girl lol

[hatewheel]

At the end that's like if Jet Li designed a fart technique.

[WorldsDeepestBass]

press 9

[BraydenXBox360]

0:40 LOL

[elish009]

he is dead !!!

[xeno210]

Lol that last fart was funny as hell.

[xboxzacha7x]

Hotfire

[raquel12345678910]

hahaha how could you love your gf after that? hahaha

[FQuee]

oi thats a Cup Cake Jessica Kamaea Taylor taught me that

[daniella7340]

lmao this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! she promises and farts again. thats like a tire blowing up!!

[einonngon2002]

paybacks a bitch!!!

[TheSnickleBerry]

haha funny

[MoonWalkingDino]

That's Swedish that they are speaking :)

[cherd1971]

ewwwwwwwwwwww

[karaz68]

I thought farting women were just a myth.........

[stuartw12345612]

ha ha ha she fucking cupped it!!

[veronica7700]

LOLLOLLOL

[eddycocotechno]

LOL at 0:41 fart in the face:D

[wesjoe311]

I would marry that chick in a heartbeat. She'd be the perfect woman...one with the best sense of humor...FART HUMOR!!!

[jinnaker]

oh my god!

[jinnaker]

oh my god!

[lashley9000]

classic



[efreeze88]

hahaha, i don't see the big deal. that's hilarious, all the more reason to return the favor!

[ThePhantommet]

holy shit when a girlfriend farts before the 6 month period, i dont know why it is six months, then she is pretty much a goner

[haloslayer78965]

thts definately a breakup right there lol

[carnthemightroos4eva]

Nice bronson as well

[Latiiin]

This is swedish !

[DarkBellatrix]

@Latiiin I laughed even harder when I understood that it was in my languege too. xD OMG!!

[Latiiin]

@DarkBellatrix Haha ja, verkar ju fett 90-tal, gick denna ens på tv? :S

[DarkBellatrix]

@Latiiin Ingen aning. :)

[TTTwinnie]

Aw, come on, my husband and I have farting contests in bed all the time! It's fun!

[ITSSEXYBEAST]

I don't think it's the fart that smell. It's her fucking pussy!!!

[MrRayBnz]

So nasty! That's a woman, a pretty one.

Imagine if she has a fat brother who like to drink beer. It would be much worse.

[Jade049]

That would have made me mad if someone did that too me....

[SrLFO]

A queef or a fart ?

[rocknrollroy2007]

It would be worse if you were making love to her and she farts!

[Raccoon750gsxr2007]

i would have ripped her pants off and boned her good in the ass! fart this bitch! LOL!

[puercos911]

is it wrong that i'm horny now ?

[Raccoon750gsxr2007]

@puercos911 yes dude, yes it is... LOL!

[quinofrance]

Do you like to see girls pooping? Search on google for "mariafamily"

[pauldrake2511]

revenge eat eggs and drink beer then ask 4 head! kaboomb !lol

[rocknrollroy2007]

The worst that could happen is if they are in bed together and she farts!

[MrKra7as]

@rocknrollroy2007

In bed together? If they're both just sleeping in bed together, that wouldn't be really that bad. We all fart during our sleep but don't notice it.

[kristikilledyoutv]

wow

[BRAOK94]

FUCK!!! hahahahaha

[asspiss400]

That fag Loved it

[rocknrollroy2007]

What is the worst thing that can happen? When you are laying next to your girlfriend/wife, and she farts in her sleep! Make sure to have some Beano tablets on hand! LOL!

[ballbagbaggins]

i bet he doesnt complain about the smell when he has his dick in her ass though

[zeldaguy64]

poor guy that must really really suck!

[MrUbastard]

bury my nose in her ass

[bananasplitsable]

Why do fellas hate girls farting? We do it too you know!

[crapleggs]

Total submission,his left arm I guess thought about trying to help stop the rush of

wind but knew it was helpless.

[thebrian266]

oh hell pussy fart hello

[gamer5274]

if that was my girlfriend i would have fart right back at her

[dante1amber1]

This is the funniest video i have ever seen. When the dudes hair moves like he is in a wind tunnel. Can not stop laughing.

[aaronstoneman]

Det är på svenska , Its in swedish

[angelhuynh2003]

nice!!!!

[RobertsDigital]

She is pretty too

Every guy will wants a girl like that....

[JayConstant09]

lmao. we do the first one at work. crazy factory shenanigans

[Lafayette912]

CONYO MEANS CUNT!!!!!!

[Lafayette912]

I LOVE TO FART ON MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

[matrixphijr]

@TheWieners4life

4. Fart really loud and see if they still like you anymore.

Stupid chainmail shit. I hope you get diarrhea so bad you shit out all your organs.

[wilmaardworm]

hahahahhaha love it

[militarymama1]

hahahaha love it!!!

[Thechrisvidz]

i bet that bitches fucken ass stunk up the house and the mans face! Damn that women who makes farts from hell

[SportivoBarca]

LOL

[nocomment747]

That's my kinda' girl...

[asianvicky8811]

eww

[zerococe]

stupid swedishes

[EmoGaze]

LOL My favorite part is... 0:38.

[gaada1]

that guy most still dieing in the hospital until now

[wardaddy08]

That guy is gonna get pink eye

[Reggie2pipoka]

That's so hilarious ! XD

[xiondrac9800]

THE GUY WAS JUST "GONE WITH THE WIND."

[Slushisss]

@xiondrac9800 Lol. I just got done reading that book. Good one xP

[Veeendelaaa]

Swedish xd

[05amrinder]

look at the face of her boyfriend at last

[jaysaviod]

why would any actress play this role and ruin her life..

[St1ckm3npwn]

OMG THAT ISNT REAL!!!! NO FRIGGEN WAY

[chaosdude697]

HAHAHA PWNED !

[999CATZ]

DoubLE KIl!! + HEAdSHOT

[googaag1]

wish i were her thong

[lamnzjmz]

yeah.. a little creepy

[steelfury455]

i had no idea women farted, lol. she needs a buttplug...

[issmaster1234]

lo peinó

[liciibby211]

she is a dirty hoe i will put my finger in her butt and snif it and put it down here throat

[TheMACIORZYCA]

OMG i fall over my chair ! LOL LOL

[FairySweety]

xDD

[IanHunedoara8]

With woman on top and vigorous full penetration you can get synchronised retorts from your lady. Just get used to it because eventually you will "retaliate" in kind, especially if she is applying pressure to your abs

[ciabyoung]

"The Ju-Jitsu fart"

[tore28]

pwned

[marcus46061]

PEW!!!!!!!!

[kernowdel]

Hey pendulousphallus What a macho man you are. She would be missing teeth. Ha you prick, its fake,

[pendulousphallus]

Bitch would be missing teeth if she pulled that on me.

[joshuacovel]

why would u buy her so much chocolate she will suffer from acute tooth decay?

[vdw1958]

Uh-uh, hell no!

[myalaynaangel]

disgusting

[MiquRyuhi]

donations for fart victims anyone?

[guitarahlmantim]

funny!

[Seymourir]

seems they are Swedish!!

[blueeyesofice]

that has to be fake cuz if not, she's a pig.

[tore28]

Pardon my scandinavian cousins, swedes have got a way more primitive form of comedy than us Norwegians.

[bullrunlover]

i beleive he is going to die in the next 24 hours lol

[JOVIsaur]

lol FART GRENADE

[xShadero]

The Famous ButterCup, never seen it be used before...

[slayisinsanified]

FARTALITY!!!

[durante888]

I woulda plugged that pooper.

[Viaamtrak]

Consider this: This woman is very attractive. If her bare ass was across your face, and you were naked and excited enough, you would not care a bit if she farted or not. If it makes that much of a difference to you, then I guess you will die alone,

[kIeenex3000]

So'n Weich-Ei!

[zimrox1]

XD did not expect that

[CaptBeauregards]

She looks like a lot of fun!!!!!!!

[Viaamtrak]

@CaptBeauregards Exactly. She has a sense of humour. So, when you tell her that you just ordered that onion egg sushi roll with cheap beer, she wil not kill you when she is down south of the border on you later and you rip one.

[kamelot1970]

it'a s real turn off for a women to fart...

[Qoable]

I dont think he will survived the second fart! x)

[DigitalFilmPictures]

Sounds like booty has no sense of humor at all

[xMakeYouSmile]

that's a film you idiots !

[BestMusicExpert]

At around :30 he looks so upset, like I wish she did that BEFORE I married her so I wouldn't have!

LOL at Wassahappnin's comment!

[BOOTYFull020]

Ok is it just me , or is this shit not funny at all -_-

[dan1305]

WHAT THE FUCK

[TheDARTIFICATION]

lmao i cried laughing at this

[broncosbills]

haha so stupid lol hahahahaha

[sammyhill69]

I've fallen in love!

[wassahappnin]

oooo the times me and this girl would have

[DiZzLfAsChIzZl]

farting at your friends is fun ^^

[sulax081]

Now thats funny LOL ^_^

[Noyru]

Wait...since when do girls fart?

[rflooker]

right after you marry them they fart....

[peakhour]

im getting married in 2 weeks and my fiance let her first one rip yesterday - im doomed.

[IRONMAN000]

HA HA....IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO BAIL NOW!!!!!!!lol

[shthd84]

show the ring and then she shows you her shit, get ready its commin

[PooPusher007]

@peakhour two words spring to mind here; dutch oven

[wiredtvcraze]

@peakhour Oh but the sneak attacks are the worse in close quarters, esp on long car trips. Big decision time, do you rip one or just let it build for a monster rip? Just avoid striking any matches for a while. Don't wanna cause any disasters....

[wazupmetom]

@peakhour get used to it. haha

[iTr0ll]

@peakhour Dude if it took her until 2 weeks before your marriage for her to fart you're still pretty much golden.

[maniacalheadshot]

owned!

[GodotheInfantry]

I'd leave the bitch.

[orangeshock88]

SKREW HELL SHE"S FROM HEAVEN :}