7 Sec Ring Master

[hmaninc]

LMAO THIS IS EPIC

[tomscotland]

Ready?

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.

.

shit.

[JonJonOne]

Car geek comments aside, its very funny. I have been Karting in the rain so its probably the sort of thing I would do.

[Gintonik1980]

@all: There´s no question, it´s a BMW!!! Is there any other car sound like this? I think no. I have the same car, a six cylinder with 2,0l or 2,5l ccm.

[kirkie1210]

@1380mini you dont like BMW because you know nothing about cars

[kirkie1210]

dash e30 seat e30

[DJSimca]

what an idiot ... it' s been a while since i laughed so hard

[VXstage3]

LOL, die haben ein Snickers auf dem Armaturenbrett.

Snickers, wenn's mal wieder länger dauert. :D

[art2000cc]

I keep comming back to this :D

[ihateyourface]

Still laugh every time I see this :D

[stevetav]

just told to watch this by lads at radio le mans....nice one!

[MLAM888]

Ruining a perfectly good BMW

[MrSiraff]

Sounds like a brummy "oh ****!".

[Srxjer]

He's been eating too many snickers bars.

[QuattroDTM]

LOL thats the real D(onkey) K(ong) lol what for a idiot

[inurkiewicz]

How did you arrive at that conclusion? They're probably British.

[CowsAndCrows]

hehe its funny i guess now, but at the time i bet it was annoying, well German roads are great for speed.. add some rain and you have a natural oil slick ;)

[almerstedt]

Can tell by the seat that its an e30 325 :)

[scoobywrxsti007]

Ready lol

[bocgas]

ha ha ha... you complete cock

[LanciaS4]

All the gear, no idea.

[firebladeeater]

Gutted! Laughed my arse off though, funny as fuck. Glad you repaired it and got some more laps in. Hope it didn't put you off.

[spuddo24]

That

is

some

funny

shit

[caprisierra24v]

haha! total dork

[jamo4]

the driver is from the UK you can tell lol

[DJSimca]

American driver ... that says it all!

[zmgen]

The steering wheel is on the right-hand side, like in Britain, you halfwit.

[DJSimca]

Still an American driver ... you American twat

[sprucemaroose]

he is british you idiot, from 'up north to be precise. idiot.

[STEVOGT4]

got any drivin tips for me your awesome!!!

[sk16all]

"Not going anywhere for a while?" :-p Anyone else notice the Snickers bar? hahaha

[ahjaysusman]

The car is a BMW 325i !

[parkerbear1]

haha

[eminzide]

How was the car anyway?

[madhatter786]

lol, thats co much joke, they're well pleased bout being there and he fucks it up straight away

[zmgen]

nice pair of trousers

[lwsbrck]

a fiver says they're soiled :P

[zmgen]

They probably are, judging on what appears to be the man's voice:D

[geefin]

Legendary.

[djkret111]

0:41 "....shit" haha sums it up nicely

[e30roundel]

LMFAO!!!!

[tappinrocks]

Who the hell accelerates on a corner in the wet?

[rmbk2]

Who the hell accelerates on THIS SPECIAL SLIPPERY corner in the wet?

[bokingdon]

Some one with Quattro!!

[MaximRussian1]

hahaha learn about the track then drive ;)

[trackman1979]

The best driving i have seen in years... well done pmsl!

[kingshnez]

vtijim (37 seconds ago)

totally incorrect!

the majority of E30 M3's were LHD correct, but they also did a limited number of RHD models

BMW never produce the e30 in RHD. A few companies converted them from LHD to RHD using 325 steering rack and front suspension setup's but they never handled as well. The company who done most of the conversions was called byrdes or something like that. The car was only produced for the German and American market and a RHD e30 M£ was never built by BMW.

[piccanninni]

Agree with snatchbasket. But it doesnt change the fact that theyre a pair of northern twats; even still got their lunch on the dash. Good job he didnt roll it at speed or he wouldve been killed by that Snickers bar. Now THAT would be embarassing!

[hail1234567890]

What car is it that you can't drive?

[snatchbasket]

ive driven this track many times in all sorts of cars

cossie, integrale, lotus, M5 & M3 and what this boy did is easy as the track changes every lap from super fast loads of grip to like ice, respect to all those who have driven, raced, and run out of skill.

The rest shut the fuck up....

[kingshnez]

E30 M3 lhd only. This car is a rhd!

[vtijim]

totally incorrect!

the majority of E30 M3's were LHD correct, but they also did a limited number of RHD models

[kingshnez]

BMW never produce the e30 in RHD. A few companies converted them from LHD to RHD using 325 steering rack and front suspension setup's but they never handled as well. The company who done most of the conversions was called byrdes or something like that. The car was only produced for the German and American market and a RHD e30 M£ was never built by BMW.

[staz1000]

It's not an M3 it's a 325. I was there.

[JezWales]

Muppet.

[mtr22b]

If I crashed out on the ring after 7 seconds I wouldn't even tell anyone, let alone upload the damn thing on youtube...

[staz1000]

He didn't, he sent it to us by bluetooth in the pub that night and we posted it!

[cpmisalive]

LMAO - a valuable lesson learned on the track rather than the road! I guess the side of the car got a surprise, didn't look/sound too bad, LSD on wet corners is a bit nasty...

[TheHandsomeFalcon]

Real bad-asses. Ray Charles would have lasted longer than 7 seconds.

[mihohobaba]

I bet Lewis Hamilton's shitting himself.

[ethanhunt123]

ROTFLMAO !!!!

[twatwatwat]

Fucking pair of losers

[roobypooby]

Hmmm, 31 secinds of someone's thigh ! I know youtube isn't the most constructive way to spend your day, but half a video of a close-up of some Matalan jeans pushed the envelope of time-wasting a bit !

[Joepineapplz]

Pure gold!

[bu308]

I'M EXCITED!

[Silverfox1100]

Unlucky mate. The ring in the wet is scary place! i hope you have learnt how to prep for your next laps....

[richZed]

poor guy.. Went for the first time myself recently, loved it.. but I started with Passenger laps to get an idea of what to expect..

[suzuka1307]

lucky they crashed early... these guys could kill them selves

[themace2004]

What a tail that guy is, L for Love! How to look like a tail in one easy step by the driver of that car hahahaha

[VR6Pete]

at least I manage to last 4 and a half laps before writing mine off :) cheers man.. one of the first things that made me smile after writing off my mota.

hope no one was hurt and the car wasnt badly damaged.

[Shan2nu]

The ring is no walk in the park. You buddy should have attended a couple of Advanced Driving courses before he drove a "RWD"....in the "WET".....on the "NURBURGRING".

He should put this down to experience and try it again, with improved driving skills.

[Dog328]

Does it get stuck or why is ur friend reving the Pedal to the Metal?

[Stylothek]

I (german) have done the ring and must say: it's tricky...and shit really does happen. Feel sorry for the guys but I couldn't help smiling a bit.

[DjRuffJustice]

What a fool! They sound like a couple of benders !

[vr83]

What an idiot, he's never been on the ring before and the second he gets on floors it thinking he's a race driver. If he had even a tiny amount of sense he would have taken it fairly easy until he learned the surface grip. Hope his car is a write off idiots like that shouldn't be behind the wheel.

[deez7878]

Hey leave the guy alone!! Shit happens sometimes-at least he's out there having a go which is more than most of you armchair critics are doing...

[biggkoz]

Well I was there when it was rainging with four people in this rental mercedes b class with crappy tires and crappy suspension and all of our backbacks and I did fine. This guy is giving it too much gas.

[boftron]

That is not an E30 M3. Pause it at 38 seconds, the E30 dash does not look like that. Actually I don't even think it's a BMW.

[1380mini]

it is a BMW may not be a M3 but i dont like bmw any way

[staz1000]

I've got a link to pics of the car on my clip mate. It's def a 325.

[morcs]

You can tell by the engine note (straight 6), the M3 was a straight 4.

[hammoj28]

@1380mini Its an E30, iirc it's a tech1 325i sport. Theres photos of the damage somewhere.

[GreaseLightning02]

Someone should've gone to a few more trackdays methinks lol

[HarryJV]

I saw at AutoWeek too. Did the car go on its head or was the camera just moved by the impact?

[Plisken1986]

Autoweek told me to come here.

[klurejr]

THAT IS AWESOME! Spoiled brat. I hate rich kids who's daddy buys them a nice car they can't drive for crap... lol.

[staz1000]

The car is old! Daddy didn't buy it. It probably only cost him a grand

[spiderwell]

If daddy bought me a piece of shit like that.... hahah fucking Beamers

[sparkylkz2535]

Hahaha can you say OWN3D???

[helschinki]

yeeees, it was a lil bit wet and sliiippery! :D

[PilotChrisG]

haha pricksville comes to mind!

[staz1000]

By the way peeps the car is a BMW E12 525. I saw it after the spin. His bumper was part held on by a cable tie!

[dazultra0]

It is a E30 325i. And the bumper was held on with the standard bolts. The 2 rubbing strips on the bumper were held on with cable ties.

[staz1000]

Do u know him?

[LordFlasheartC9]

Think He Clipped The Kerb

Nurburgring Kerb's = Slipperly When Wet

[cooldeutscher]

No ESP, real-wheel drive, a lot of bhp, wet track ==> crash

[helschinki]

real rear, right!

[luke691]

Hahaha wot a toser

[F8LBITEva]

good one!

[ChrisColt]

Goooooooon :s

[CrudsMatic]

Haha too bad, it would have been fun to see all that candy flying through the car.

[autofive]

typical BMW muppet

[gappy30]

Hahahahaha another BMW driver who can't handle his car.

[Paulsimon8]

That will of cost him a few quid in ADAC recovery fees.

Serves the cock right. The 'Ring must be treated with respect at all times - more so in the wet, its like an ice-rink out there when wet!

[1380mini]

He drove it off the ring and refitted the bumpers ect in the car park.

Thats were i saw him and he bluetoothed the vid to me

[siburchy]

Yep, that's a BMW driver alright! Talk about all the gear and no idea, there is justice after all.

[oldskooldaze]

Ha ha ha what a tosspot

[Neo459]

Also wirklich Vollgas geben bei total nasser Straße, naja Engländer halt :P

[anguruso]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA pWNED!!!!

[SulphurSerdar]

at least we know who is NOT the stig!

[DVLcorp]

Top Gear wants that driver!

[Gazmus]

lol :) Looks like someone got a little too overenthusiastic :)

[MCADJim]

They have.  And they are. :D

[Threadoflength]

Ahahahah legend!

[FunkSoulBrotherUK]

ROFLMFAO!! n00b!!

[Mr232172]

What a loser!!! this is embarrassing!! drop throttle oversteer is no for novice drivers.

[325IJAY]

Nope,not a fake. this was "ME" it was a wet track with a car with LSD and all power going to the rear with a full tank of fuel. Loss the rear end "I went into opposit lock and the car hit the grass verge.

It was a bad start to the euro trip. but fixed the car and went back on the ring.

made me laugh watching the Vid....

[manicolo]

awesome video.

what car were you driving mate?

[neuromancery2k]

Hey Mate...remember Macrovision?

[spiderwell]

class crash mate, given you internet infamy!

[JameseyBoy1991]

I dont particularly want to look at his crotch for half of the video.

[kevstawebsta]

obviously a fake, it was done on purpose i reckon

[PorkerGT3]

You dont crash on purpose while at the Ring, or your in for a big bill

[BloodyCherry2]

it's a BIG joke

[S70T5]

Oversteer + Wet Roads + Terrible Driver = Worst Nurimburgring lap ever.

[spermbank1]

Surely the best Ring lap ever!! That was funny as fuck, all that way for 7 seconds of idiocy!

[Kickeroo]

at least, for gosh sake, take the damn Snickers bar off of the flippin' dashboard before you go racing!

[Anuskasv0]

It's the new track record... in sucking ass!

[HugoAddi]

What a tool! Corners completed out of 113+ = 0

[1380mini]

he came on half way round the track so its less than that

[samknight]

what is this fool on about down here...? its a prime example of arrogant bmw drivers thinking they are the nuts.hilarious to see.. well done!

[McLarenMercedes]

Like I always point out every foof could be fast in a straight line for 1/4 mile but driving on slippery surfaces and especially on the nurburgring requires some skill.The ring punishes the brave but foolish.

[ZenislevZ]

timyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[EnzoPoland]

OWN3D! :D

[theduisbergkid]

Too much confidence and not enough talent ... hope you're ok though !

[superchargedturbo]

so true

[johndglynn]

Sad but still great. First vid I have ever favourited. Better luck next time guys.

[Usercool]

For great justice! :D

[marcinovski]

I want to submit this guy for the Worst Cameraman Ever Award.

[Eagle021001]

Lol sucks to be them, bet there wishing they never filmed that now

[bandiitti]

ha haa so amateur

[urogolf]

bwaahaha

[yeehaaaaaaaaaa]

chimp!

[Pdtuning]

All power to the rear it looks

[jimmymac91]

Nicley done

[Jahoovenator]

LOL noob!

[lukeharvey2006]

Haha useless!

[ITW84]

LOL y did u post this and get humiliated

[1380mini]

Its not me i was in the ring car park when they came off the ring

[KelvinFagan]

Rather than post it on U tube I would have erased it!

[1380mini]

Once again its not me

[CicadaTehL337]

holy

crap.

LOLOLOLOL

[944turb0]

HAHAHAHA. Although I feel so sorry for him. :(

[pwetherhill]

i wonder what actually happened, it looks like he smashed the left side of the car on the embankment and then tries to get it off the grass.. muppet

[dean2000cc]

Just made my day watching that :)

[Slayer1989]

golden

[richy5fingers]

classic

[fastclassics]

Its a E30 325i. Poor lads spent 4 hours in the car park in the pissing rain fixing it afterwards.

[ZafiraSteve]

That was not an old M3, for one it is RHD and for two, it has houndstooth cloth interior.

[stuarttaylor]

stick to your xbox! You should at least drive round it at a moderate pace and get to know the corners before givin it beans.

[spiderwell]

haha poor bastard

[thesonofthedevil]

bless him :)

[fredjudd]

hahah forking classic

[Twin540i]

Watch InCar 956, and Ringmaster Dirk's lap in a Shane's R34 Skyline. "The car is always inclined to slide away" and "you will always have a powerslide at that corner". That is in dry conditions. He lost the money to drive the ring and to fix the left side of the car.

[TDIfurby]

LOL! At least I managed 15 laps without anything more than a slightly hairy moment around 1 damp corner... LOL! Shame this video didn't have any footage from the outside afterwards. If there's one thing about the Ring that's imperative above all else, and that's RESPECT! This muppet came on with all the "Is the ring? Right, here we go!" and promptly that disrespect threw his ass out and he paid the price. Lucky he didn't take out any barriers as that is costly!

[tom2812]

that's pretty bad!

[tfondacaro]

Funny for us, not so funny for him.

[shevwitt]

hehehehe first corner SKREEEEEK

LOLOLOL

[bikemennett]

And "just like that" they're off the ring :)

[mattlomax149]

wow i bet he feels like a right tit a big red one at that very unfortunate for him but absolutley hilarious for us ;)))

[ikywikywoo]

Shit !!! Fuckin el man !! Priceless. RWD no traction control & a wet N ring = A recipe for disaster.

[jemramjemram]

Thats not an M3, it's a right hand drive E30 with a six cylinder engine (most likely a 325i). The E30 M3 was a four cylinder engine and only sold in left hand drive.

[PuntoSporting]

PMSL! Gave me a good laugh!

[nico12345678salvador]

lol :D