The Poxy Boggards - I Wear No Pants

[Vakrian]

put your pants on grail!

[nexus000111]

Over here in the UK this song has a different meaning.

[HI276]

@nexus000111 wat does it mean??

[nexus000111]

@HI276 It means, I wear no underwear.

[NunSuperior]

The perfect song for singing on a subway.

[Pedrozambujal]

@NunSuperior you have seen that notice on tv right?

[SixWingZombi]

the subtitles on this make me laugh all the more

[horselotr]

This is just too great! I had to get the CD as soon as I could just so I could listen to this song. Oh, if anybody has it can someone upload "My Mary Sweet?" Of all the songs by these brilliant gents that's the one I would like to see most of all on here.

[solian2002]

My 3 month has to hear this while getting his diaper changed, he just laughs and laughs.

[KingRaven101]

The Boggards and Alestorm should totally do a collaboration album.

[Rangerfan194]

13 people love pants

[SinfullyInsane94]

very entertaining

[rondomTV]

i'm wearing shorts...

[uu55u5]

EPIC at 1:03

[watergirl8675309]

I could probably watch this a gazillion times and still giggle myself into hysterics. XD

[jeadijason423]

nice ass 11;02

[KingRaven101]

Trouserless tabletop roleplaying... i want to get in on that

[BananaPickleBacon]

It was weird seeing my mom at 1:28

[mommommonja]

@BananaPickleBacon

It was even weirder seeing mine at 1:02

[pockylov2]

XD hahaha my friend is in here

[nsnlover21]

I love i wear no pants!!!!

[StJimmy247]

totally my new ringtone!! LOVE IT! XD

[sor3999]

I wear no pants. I wear shorts. They are comfortable and easy to wear.

[Uberdoctorwhofan1]

Y dose it keep on telling me the movie can't play

[Zrego1987]

Whats the girls name? anyone know?

[3mi1y13]

this made me smile! idk why.....but i luv it!!

[GCorvetti]

ah ok I understand they say, guardi i mi (miei) balloni (that's not really correct, I think because it in rhyme with pantaloni) in any case it's too funny :D

[Salisaad]

@GCorvetti They sing (roughly, sorry italians) 'Porqui i mi balloni' which means 'Look at my balls' and in the end 'non vechi (or something along those lines) macaroni' which means 'not old macaroni'. Hope it helped ;)

[GCorvetti]

ahahahhah exellent song.......but I'm italian, non porto pantaloni it's ok, but what do U say after.......I don't understand..........so really funny

[Footbal72]

@GCorvetti They are saying Guardi i miei pantaloni lol i belive

[MrJuliuzs]

thumbs up if you dont wear pants atm

[40Pacino]

12 people wear pants

[TheBellesOfBedlam]

Deep love from the Belles <3

[TheVampManson]

1:03

[dqsamsam]

ich trage auch keine hosen!! :D

[leftfoot4ward]

I love it when girls like that bring me a beer!

[ImaTofurketarian]

A bunch of guys did this on stage at Caberet! In their boxers. In three different languages. Win? Yes!

[notwinks]

Nicely sung, with good, strong male harmony. One just might want to remove one's pants and join them!

[Niababe123456]

You are my heroes

[ThatBorderMorrisGirl]

1:31 - MORRIS DANCERS ARE TAKING OVER THE FUCKING WORLD. That is all. =]

[SOamazing1989]

pants are too restrictive

[Darius1Roberti]

Dat whooty B{

[os101king]

1:02 hells yeah. Goddamn.... I love the song, but seriously? That is no girl.. that's a WOMAN. Oh yeah... @ 1:35 it's the same lass.

[DarthEcoli]

BAMP for the gurl

[Deathtotheknight]

you can there having a blast

[Deathtotheknight]

Sir, we have a proplem. What is? It appears that some men are running through town with out there pants. My god its guinuess to be so brave but yet so free. Sir, are we going to stop them? No, we are going to join them. But Sir, what if we get caught? Then it was your idea. But that will be my job. No it won't are you forgetting who the boss is. No Sir, i haven't its just i feel silly. Or are you scared. Scared of what Sir. that your underwear is girly. Truth is Sire thay are. OMG

[bleeborg]

FREEDOM!!!

[1megaBlake]

i stopped to have a glance

[baseballpit1]

i like that the sexy girls also dont wear pants

[DoucheFagX]

they looked like they had a good time making this

[HaShomeret]

lol,

"best show ever. say, anyone got a light?"

[bullyboy1863]

LAWL!

[Boots1282]

the girl at 1:35 is sexy

[Crazymike00]

9 people wear pants..

[jimmaytonner]

I'm playing this at my funeral.. well I won't be PLAYING it I'll.. yeah.

[Salisaad]

@jimmaytonner But take care to write "Please put no pants on me" into your will ;)

[jimmaytonner]

@Salisaad yeah and it won't happen because I'm "such a prankster!"

Pfft.. they'll be really effin surprised when they pull out the pinata..

"What's this for?"

Gah makes me wanna punch a 'roo!

[bonesaw667]

Eight of the biggest denim manufacturers thumbed down this video.:D

[bleachmaster1011]

i wear no pants cause they stole mine

[thiefmasta24]

screw pants, i wear no underwear AND pants

[ZiddersRooFurry]

I'm playing Hellgate:London without any pants, does that count? Great stuff ^.^

[1megaBlake]

No pants all the way

[1megaBlake]

I ware no pants too

[AutumnSongz11]

You guys are awesome!! 

[t3amtomahawk]

I sing this song when I am home alone and am not wearing no pants. n_n

[Salisaad]

We don't need no pants.

[folse21]

hey poxy boggards, check out nopantsclan (.) webs (.) com me and a few friend made a clan after listening to this song lol

[TheVivvav]

I couldn't recognize the language the fourth time they sang it.

[fear741]

lol im in a clan on xbox live called NO PANTS. when i tell this to the president hes gonna shit his fucking brains out. if anyone wants to join, ask me. GT: InfamousKing741

[rosie87387]

8 people hit the wring button!!!



[BoltzmannsBrain]

Undies are pants.

Trousers are pants.

No pants means neither.

They lied.

[moan01]

OMG@1.00....the chick is real and not a paper thin cut out of a woman! She is hot!

[UndertakerJr]

i have seen these guys at the ren faire and it was some of the funniest  stuff i have EVER seen. ROCK ON POXY BOGGARDS!!!!!!!!!!

[mothmaiden]

Oh sweetie, I'll mark well upon your lance. Mrowl!

[chloecat16kitty]

the dude with the long black hair is really hottt :D

[queencallipygos]

....Three points:

1. They're saying "pants" instead of "trousers" because this is an American group, and that's what we call "trousers" here. Embrace differences.

2. They're pronouncing it "paunts" to sound fancy, because singing a fancy song about pants is FUNNY.

3. The guy with the long black hair and the INCREDIBLE body seems to be having a lot of fun asking me to mark well upon his lance. Wow.

[qu1et]

every last one of these boggards is (thank heaven!) wearing pants. liar liar PANTS on fire.

[usenetposts]

They are lying, because they are indeed wearing pants the whole time. Trousers are what they are not wearing. I wish people would speak English properly. 1:03 is lush, by the way.

[Danteax]

@usenetposts Every English-speaking country has its own words for different things. In American English, it's "pants."

[usenetposts]

@Danteax They weren't speaking American Italian or American German, so why di they need to abandon the European version when it came to English?

[Danteax]

@usenetposts Different regions who speak Arabic can't even understand each other because the language is so different. Same with Spanish. Languages change with the region, no matter what it is.

[usenetposts]

@Danteax So which dialect of Arabic should you learn then? Egyptian? Gulf? Moroccan?

[Danteax]

@usenetposts Same question applies to English.  Learn whatever you want.

[Jaccadaccasg]

',:^\ wwwwwtttttttffffff

[Andros1921]

1:43-he's so happy

[DarkCybrid]

1:03

DAT ASS

[blaktigr84]

I wonder if they can sing it in Japanese.

[Jessie94tified]

Omg I'm scarred for life. O.O

[Underdogxyz]

WTF?

[Insane2903]

thumbs up if you think that girl is SEXY!!!

[Spadesandsinners]

@Insane2903 I don't have enough thumbs...

[clownslider]

@Insane2903 ha ha witch one

[Insane2903]

@clownslider the girl at 1:00

[user98xp]

@Insane2903

She's hot, therefor you get to feel good for no reason about many thumbs ups. You sure earned it.

[Insane2903]

@user98xp thanks

[user98xp]

@Insane2903

D:

[Insane2903]

@user98xp sorry, i forgot the fucking question marks, but no one else seemed to notice until i made the damn comment

[user98xp]

@Insane2903

Question marks?? You are way off.

[Insane2903]

@user98xp meaning i forgot to put the statement into a fucking question.

[user98xp]

@Insane2903

What would even be the point of that?

[Insane2903]

@user98xp i didnt know if that was supposed to be a compliment or an insult

[user98xp]

@Insane2903

Backhanded compliment. I'm just tired of seeing people begging for thumbs ups in every goddamn youtube video I open.

[Insane2903]

@user98xp that was then, i usually dont do thumbs up anymore. Hell, i dont comment on videos like i used to a few months ago

[ThundermonkeyT]

@Insane2903 which one that starts from 1:26? lol

[BananaPickleBacon]

@ThundermonkeyT thats my mom

[904skates]

1:02 Nice!

[poodah2013]

lol



[crazyasspotter]

0:59 VERRY NICE!!! lmao good song it verry catchy

[ldburgie]

OMG! That was hillarious.

[jman92929]

lol 0:23-0:26 FACE RAPE

[peterburke1986]

Paris Kennedy is so effin hot. Good choice Poxy Boggards!

[87301Rjay]

Jshw

[jman92929]

1:29 AWESOME FACE



[jordanlge]

Mark well upon my lance, It bounces whilst I dance! For I wear no pants, I wear no pants!

[RachelRaveGirl]

This song inspires me....im not wearing pants anymore.....(:

[dUsTiNmOlEz123abc]

@RachelRaveGirl xD same here

[conoresator]

the hot redhead's name is Paris Kennedy and she is a Pornstar, she is sooo fucking sexy in her porn vids

[0hateonme0]

Favorite video ever!!!!

im going to try this...

[OMFGLAZERGUNPEW]

Can you make a song to this tune, but call it the Girls wear no shirts?

[sasuke343]

i <3 redheads

[mdc2296]

to all who hit dislike: fuck you

[dat6allday]

look at that ass!!!!GERMAN!!!!!!

[Malibunightrider]

if i was around paris kennedy i wouldnt be wearing pants either lol

[Dzyroth808]

i hate how they pronounce it, PAUHNTS........its Pants, not PAUHNTS

[Dzyroth808]

@Musicisliberation you must be from england, go brush your teeth.

[Dzyroth808]

@Musicisliberation lol you say these things as if i care.its freakin youtube, maybe someone else cares about your family history, but i and probably many others sure as hell dont.same goes for me, no one cares.

[FoxboyAlex]

Dear God she's hot.

[Nekozelda]

This makes me want to not wear pants. XD

[Jamchanizhere]

these men make wearing no pants sound soooo amazing lol i wouldn't mind wearing no pants :3

[higuma75]

BRILLIANT!

[lordofu1]

BEST

[Insane2903]

lol 1:57 the dude gets ownd by pants!!! XD

[spcon332]

@ 0:50, is that a man or a really ugly woman?

[xxsupersamixx]

@spcon332 i really cant tell lol i think a really odd man

[KillTheToy11]

Ich trage keine Hosen jeden Tag :D!

Mark well upon my lance indeed.

[FallenAngel0115]

rofl i love this so much

[Insane2903]

that girl is SEXY!!!

[Insane2903]

1:29 to 1:32 is just sick, but funny as hell!!!

[godgundam10]

Languages I'd like to hear this in:

Japanese

Russian

French

Finnish

[antismurf4life]

right on! i too was wearing no pants whilst watching this! mark well upon my lance for it bounces whilst i dance

[danar75]

I'm surprised, and frankly a little disappointed, to see that these guys weren't in kilts for this video. I figured it was an ode to the unbifurcated men of the world. But amusing nonetheless.

[Davek1013]

I liked this vid better than the commercial. much better

[Psychofire66]

At 1:54 look at the dude in the center slightly to the left . He gets smacked full on the face and falls lol

[PudgyCupcake]

I was not wearing no pants while watching this. :3

[alpharay77]

I love it when the fat guy totally denies the pull up dude.

[BlackFlagParade]

I would destroy that chick.

[killman9999]

I was also not wearing any pants while I was watching this

[ImmaDoctor]

Did they make this song before the Superbowl Commercial?

[Camron932]

@ImmaDoctor Yes way before

[SingingRogue]

@ImmaDoctor This song has been performed by the Poxy Boggards for years. They're amazing.

[MAJOR18able]

wtf lol 

[Musicisliberation]

Proud member of the American Pants Association - dedicated to removing pants from all people of a normal Body Mass Index.

[northernsouthpaw117]

I'm just going to take a wild guess and say they wear no pants. I love how they start singing in other languages. Just an all around fun song!

[Tellywashere]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

[bazzoka360]

i want that german chick

[nebhuskers923]

1:06 yum

[repmidwest]

HAHAHA! I'M SO GLAD THIS SONG IS BY A FULL-FLEDGED BAND.

[piechieftain]

manly song is manly

[blahblahblah8123]

Doesnt say you cant wear shorts...

[ThrillerDude360]

Gay :)

[miketheapple12]

Best song ever. I'm not wearing pants tomorrow.

[TheFilipinoBoxer]

me and my dad sing this song to annoy my mom except today. today is Mother's Day.

[maddecent08]

BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!!! AHAHA

[cphase28]

why even wear pants i mean really haaa

[THNeal43]

Oh my gosh what the fuck these looney bunch of bastards are on to something hear and I quote " Mark well upon my lance it bounces whilst I dance" and if I have learned nothing else from this song I know what I am not going to put on for at least the next couple hours hell maybe even the whole day!!!! ahahahaha

[ranger064]

EWW the fat chick at the end needed pants lmao

[Rafahil]

Haha they made pretty clear that they don't any pants. good folks.

[magicalwrath]

I WEAR NO PANTS!