This is so much funnier than talk shows in the US, she can really cut loose. What i love about Joan is that she looks like a very fake person, but she is so strong and honest. If you've read any of her books, you know she's the real deal.
Yeah and i find what she says isnt to hurt people like some others its purely what she thinks and its really funny. I hope she finds enough botox and can live forever! Because if anything would happen to her there would be a gap in hollywood that could be filled by nobody.
"she saw a sign that said wet floor and she did" O_O i dont get it? she did what? l0l can someone explain for me! love joan by the way <3
( she was saying how stupid they were , that when they saw a sign saying " wet floor" they did. Wet floor signs usually means do not touch because it is wet , whereas she made the joke about them being so stupid that they read the sign as an order and wet the floor.
A tampon is like a chunk of cotton wool with a peice of string attached to it. It is inserted into a womans vagina during her period to soak up the blood.
The joke is inferring that the women are so thin that inserting a tampon would make them look fat.
Joan is the queen of comedy!! How many old women have her modern sense of humor? She's a better comic than most of the others half her age! I hope she lives a long time in good health!!
has any body or cud anybody make this in to mp3 format for me and send it to my email ir send me a direct message id be much greatful to you guys x joan rocks x
love her! she's an absolute bitch but so good at it!! she can get away with anything!! i bet if she'd made the crack at britney at the mtv awards everyone wouldve laughed!!!
"does a tampon make me look fat?" hahahaha...
jshnkr 1 week ago
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thumbs up if u laughed and paused the video for some seconds because u didnt want to miss the other jokes, because every sentence is a joke omg
zezerocha1 2 months ago
she just took over that show! love her!
housedubs1 2 months ago
God, she is friggin' amazing!
ian1856 6 months ago 2
3 Kikes
awamoriwhiskey 8 months ago
im a dyke and i laugh ha ha ha ha ha all the time when joan makes jokes =P
Mediumchild 8 months ago
I am so grateful for this clip!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much.
ttiiyy 10 months ago
Miss American saw a sign "wet floor" and she did
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ttiiyy 10 months ago 6
reuinion from schindlers list lmao shes awful but soo funny!
trannystar 10 months ago
"but it was partially my fault, because we were making love and i took the bag of my face." that had me floored for days. wow.
andyfox23 10 months ago 3
i do worry about her fluctuating weight since she has had an eating disorder, hope she ok
noreexic 1 year ago
joke's over where's your penis LOL
rolybling 1 year ago 5
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ew fck joan!
george sexyy
Leandraxx1 1 year ago
so witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yenguccia 1 year ago
great vid...x
TheTamblina 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Miss America saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR" so she did.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
vragamuffin 1 year ago 7
I laughed so hard that everyone had to come in to see if I was ok. She is hilarious.
lychee57 1 year ago
z0mg
"does this tampon make me look fat" xD
simmiesammyssimsamso 2 years ago 3
This woman is hilarious!!!I just cannot stop laughing watching this video....
GREAT!!!
ninigreen7 2 years ago 4
"It ruined my wedding night."
LOL!!!!!!
hnoss13 2 years ago
JR is great.
getclaped123 2 years ago
thx for posting....i needed a laugh
zoragirl4 2 years ago 4
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Favourite Moment - 5:26
LunaSeaSane 2 years ago
4:00 eipc
:)
thamer0594 2 years ago
"Ok joke's over now where's your penis?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOL
thamer0594 2 years ago 12
August 9th, 2009. The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers.
catseye664 2 years ago 5
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IbrahimDurakovicTV 2 years ago
last 4 minutes is blank, what appalling editing!
SevenLivesManyFaces 2 years ago 8
She is such a damn funny woman!
joxer222 2 years ago 6
0:34 - 0:41 'And i'm fucking proud of it!' lol.
aimeejadexx 2 years ago 3
hahaha@ " miss america saw a sign says wet the floor and she did "..she's hilarious ..lol
kennylondon123 2 years ago 4
She is the absolute best. No one can come close to her acerbic wit. =)
bulldagga 2 years ago 57
This is so much funnier than talk shows in the US, she can really cut loose. What i love about Joan is that she looks like a very fake person, but she is so strong and honest. If you've read any of her books, you know she's the real deal.
LeoMikey80 2 years ago 9
Yeah and i find what she says isnt to hurt people like some others its purely what she thinks and its really funny. I hope she finds enough botox and can live forever! Because if anything would happen to her there would be a gap in hollywood that could be filled by nobody.
WhoIsSean 2 years ago 5
I LOVE JOAN!!
kenchington123 2 years ago 3
god i want to turn into her when im that age!
maxelegs 2 years ago 3
Whats happening to the voice?
Sallyakerti 2 years ago
one of the best shows ever
BeyondIntelligence 2 years ago
WHAT a WOMAN.jOan is a BLAST.Saw her in Melbourne on the Weekend and was lucky enough to get a hug on stage.Man I love joan to bits.love you Joan XO
ScottyDieselCameron 3 years ago 3
Crayzee fan ^^
danbell06 2 years ago
MAD BITCH LUV HER!!!!
admiralYulauren101 3 years ago 4
Ahhh Joan Rivers... she is just fabulous :D
I hope I'm like her when I'm old...
mychemrock1 3 years ago 5
her self deprecating humor is the best and i think that's why she gets away with murder.
Gggmanlives 3 years ago
She gets away with the murder because she doesn't give a toss about anyone. She's a truly pioneer and long live the Diva!!!
hotnsassy84 3 years ago 3
Is she funny or what?
d4jkm 3 years ago
I LOOOVE JOAN RIVERS!!! thks for posting.
hotnsassy84 3 years ago 4
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SHE IS FUCKING GAY AND FANNY
danielyrobert 3 years ago
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Now they can have a 4some !
anthonymij 3 years ago
More interesting than you
benzathine 3 years ago 2
Michael Parkinson has just the best laugh ever.
WAZAAyeahcalum 3 years ago 3
8 minutes.....what?
pantscaughtdown 3 years ago 5
JOAN RIVERS ROCKS.!!!!!!!!!
markygoo 3 years ago 12
"she saw a sign that said wet floor and she did" O_O i dont get it? she did what? l0l can someone explain for me! love joan by the way <3
borrowedimagination 3 years ago
She urinated on the floor, hence wetted it.
gofselofs 3 years ago 3
"she saw a sign that said wet floor and she did" O_O i dont get it? she did what? l0l can someone explain for me! love joan by the way <3
( she was saying how stupid they were , that when they saw a sign saying " wet floor" they did. Wet floor signs usually means do not touch because it is wet , whereas she made the joke about them being so stupid that they read the sign as an order and wet the floor.
hope ive been help )
1joewade11 3 years ago
Shes So Funny. x
Danielle2k8x 3 years ago 7
I LOVE HER IN EVERYTHING!!! Thank you for posting. :)
jacobm111 3 years ago 4
And she's good all the time, she does her thing a 100 percent everysingle time. Wow, she's good...
mantra3000 3 years ago 6
She's a brutally frank funny fucking bitch.There's no one like her in this world.I just can't get enough of her everytime.I love Joan Rivers!
007redpaint 3 years ago 8
LOL, I love Joan Rivers! This is great!
lizardtown 3 years ago 4
lol did parky even talk much in this lol
trock151 3 years ago 4
i just finished watching this video like 5 minutes ago and i am still laughing about the wet floor gag ... joan is amazingly funny ....
molzcharlie 3 years ago 5
"I'm a very giving bitch, not like you two, just selfish selfish" LOL
rolybling 3 years ago 4
"This is not a dumb bitch!" Joan is so funny, i love her
geniebaby 3 years ago 7
Reunion of Schindler's list....that was beautifully funny. Good god.
calliope3287 3 years ago 6
love her <3<3 xx
xmerylstreeplulufanx 3 years ago 5
"a very giving bitch" - lol.
financehipflask 3 years ago 2
Joans been using the wet floor joke for years...but it still works
leopoldhoob 3 years ago 2
I don't usually find female comedians funny at all. But she has to be one of the best comedians (male and female) in the world!!
7d23 3 years ago 47
Why don't you find female comedians funny...?
JillStrif 3 years ago 6
"wet floor" She's so naturally fucking funny...
hotnsassy84 3 years ago 2
How does she do it? being allways so damn funny spontainiouvsly...
bababuba 4 years ago 11
miss america saw a sign saying "wet floor"...& she did!! hahahahaa!! she is fucking hilarious!!
Mylo1645 4 years ago 12
Got to love Joan and all her facelifts...LOL!! What a honest woman. Love Ya Joan.....
tubemeokay 4 years ago 9
Joan Rivers:
"...Miss. America saw a sign that said
"Wet Floor"
...and she did..."
.
That's fcuking hilarious.
octanetube 4 years ago 10
Please can anybody post in segments the entire show, or help an American GM fan to find a dvd copy of "George Michael: A Different Story". Thanks xx
jamesrsfo 4 years ago 2
I have a cracked rib, and it hurts every time I laugh, but I don't care
iluvmanu123 4 years ago 3
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lol
really?
hmm
fascinating...hahahaha
nexypointy 4 years ago
yeah, unforetunately
iluvmanu123 4 years ago
can someone tell me what tampon is and do they look like?
nexypointy 4 years ago
A tampon is like a chunk of cotton wool with a peice of string attached to it. It is inserted into a womans vagina during her period to soak up the blood.
The joke is inferring that the women are so thin that inserting a tampon would make them look fat.
emphaticapathy 4 years ago
haahahahahahahaha
i wanna see a tampon...excuse my naive behaviour
does tampons have flavours too?
nexypointy 4 years ago
Why would a peice if cotton wool for soaking up menstrual fluid have flavours?? Womens vaginas don't have taste buds (which is lucky).
emphaticapathy 4 years ago 2
well i dunno, i'm a guy, I'm too young to know the 'big world' out there. So they don't have tastebuds? lol
sorry I'm just taking the mickey out of yer. lol
nexypointy 4 years ago
wat yr was di
tannguyen06 4 years ago
love joan,
she knows life is short and legend is forever,
keep being u baby.
retsefinam 4 years ago 2
wow! that's a good phrase you got there.
nexypointy 4 years ago
shes hysterical, and she doesn't care what she talks about! imagine havin a nan like that!
megabytemike89 4 years ago 5
adore her shes gorgeous and amazing :D xx
xxsexyberryxx 4 years ago
why is the sound so bad on some of these videos?
cherton 4 years ago
its sounds lyk sharon osbourne is there somewere cause i recknise the laugh
machan95 4 years ago 2
Hilarious. I love Joan Rivers!!
gavint84 4 years ago 6
CAMP ATTACK!
kalindoscopy 4 years ago 10
Joan's comic timing is great, i love her. she rules
geniebaby 4 years ago 10
Joan is the queen of comedy!! How many old women have her modern sense of humor? She's a better comic than most of the others half her age! I hope she lives a long time in good health!!
hankqq 4 years ago 5
has any body or cud anybody make this in to mp3 format for me and send it to my email ir send me a direct message id be much greatful to you guys x joan rocks x
mikelovescher 4 years ago
where r ur slaves? do it urself
codownni 4 years ago 3
can any body
mikelovescher 4 years ago
Joan Rivers is slowly becoming my God/Goddess. I soooo want to be like her when I'm old! Plus she has fantastic hair. :D
KiwiFashionista 4 years ago 7
love her! she's an absolute bitch but so good at it!! she can get away with anything!! i bet if she'd made the crack at britney at the mtv awards everyone wouldve laughed!!!
giraffe58 4 years ago 5
i cudnt stop laughin what a legend
bencokayne 4 years ago
Stephen and Joan!
HEY
WarningDontReadThis 4 years ago
love lov love her, but if she has any more face lifts, she´ll be talking out of her ass.
florensvej 4 years ago
she's amazing!!!! I can't stop watching this clip.
Handiman544 4 years ago
Me too!
jonnj1975 4 years ago
Joan Rivers is hilarious!
hjaye78 4 years ago
"does the tampon make me look fat?"
lmao!!
latindancer4ever 4 years ago
Joan Rivers is a Fabulous Human Being she's hillarious!
formysoulmate 4 years ago
i LOVE that bitch!!!!
Dominique913 4 years ago
I love Joan Rivers.
Her voice, her personality,
just everything basically :]!
She makes me lol.
oxAshbashxo 4 years ago
BRILLIANT!!!!
GoldenEye333 4 years ago