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  • "does a tampon make me look fat?" hahahaha...

  • she just took over that show! love her!

  • God, she is friggin' amazing!

  • 3 Kikes

  • im a dyke and i laugh ha ha ha ha ha all the time when joan makes jokes =P

  • I am so grateful for this clip!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much.

  • Miss American saw a sign "wet floor" and she did

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • reuinion from schindlers list lmao shes awful but soo funny!

  • "but it was partially my fault, because we were making love and i took the bag of my face." that had me floored for days. wow.

  • i do worry about her fluctuating weight since she has had an eating disorder, hope she ok

  • joke's over where's your penis LOL

  • so witty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • great vid...x

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

    Miss America saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR" so she did.

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

  • I laughed so hard that everyone had to come in to see if I was ok. She is hilarious.

  • z0mg

    "does this tampon make me look fat" xD

  • This woman is hilarious!!!I just cannot stop laughing watching this video....

    GREAT!!!

  • "It ruined my wedding night."

    LOL!!!!!!

  • JR is great.

  • thx for posting....i needed a laugh

  • 4:00 eipc

    :)

  • "Ok joke's over now where's your penis?"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    LOL

  • August 9th, 2009. The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers.

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  • last 4 minutes is blank, what appalling editing!

  • She is such a damn funny woman!

  • 0:34 - 0:41 'And i'm fucking proud of it!' lol.

  • hahaha@ " miss america saw a sign says wet the floor and she did "..she's hilarious ..lol

  • She is the absolute best. No one can come close to her acerbic wit. =)

  • This is so much funnier than talk shows in the US, she can really cut loose. What i love about Joan is that she looks like a very fake person, but she is so strong and honest. If you've read any of her books, you know she's the real deal.

  • Yeah and i find what she says isnt to hurt people like some others its purely what she thinks and its really funny. I hope she finds enough botox and can live forever! Because if anything would happen to her there would be a gap in hollywood that could be filled by nobody.

  • I LOVE JOAN!!

  • god i want to turn into her when im that age!

  • Whats happening to the voice?

  • one of the best shows ever

  • WHAT a WOMAN.jOan is a BLAST.Saw her in Melbourne on the Weekend and was lucky enough to get a hug on stage.Man I love joan to bits.love you Joan XO

  • Crayzee fan ^^

  • MAD BITCH LUV HER!!!!

  • Ahhh Joan Rivers... she is just fabulous :D

    I hope I'm like her when I'm old...

  • her self deprecating humor is the best and i think that's why she gets away with murder.

  • She gets away with the murder because she doesn't give a toss about anyone. She's a truly pioneer and long live the Diva!!!

  • Is she funny or what?

  • I LOOOVE JOAN RIVERS!!! thks for posting.

  • More interesting than you

  • Michael Parkinson has just the best laugh ever.

  • 8 minutes.....what?

  • JOAN RIVERS ROCKS.!!!!!!!!!

  • "she saw a sign that said wet floor and she did" O_O i dont get it? she did what? l0l can someone explain for me! love joan by the way <3

  • She urinated on the floor, hence wetted it.

  • "she saw a sign that said wet floor and she did" O_O i dont get it? she did what? l0l can someone explain for me! love joan by the way <3

    ( she was saying how stupid they were , that when they saw a sign saying " wet floor" they did. Wet floor signs usually means do not touch because it is wet , whereas she made the joke about them being so stupid that they read the sign as an order and wet the floor.

    hope ive been help )

  • Shes So Funny. x

  • I LOVE HER IN EVERYTHING!!! Thank you for posting. :)

  • And she's good all the time, she does her thing a 100 percent everysingle time. Wow, she's good...

  • She's a brutally frank funny fucking bitch.There's no one like her in this world.I just can't get enough of her everytime.I love Joan Rivers!

  • LOL, I love Joan Rivers! This is great!

  • lol did parky even talk much in this lol

  • i just finished watching this video like 5 minutes ago and i am still laughing about the wet floor gag ... joan is amazingly funny ....

  • "I'm a very giving bitch, not like you two, just selfish selfish" LOL

  • "This is not a dumb bitch!" Joan is so funny, i love her

  • Reunion of Schindler's list....that was beautifully funny. Good god.

  • love her <3<3 xx

  • "a very giving bitch" - lol.

  • Joans been using the wet floor joke for years...but it still works

  • I don't usually find female comedians funny at all. But she has to be one of the best comedians (male and female) in the world!!

  • Why don't you find female comedians funny...?

  • "wet floor" She's so naturally fucking funny...

  • How does she do it? being allways so damn funny spontainiouvsly...

  • miss america saw a sign saying "wet floor"...& she did!! hahahahaa!! she is fucking hilarious!!

  • Got to love Joan and all her facelifts...LOL!! What a honest woman. Love Ya Joan.....

  • Joan Rivers:

    "...Miss. America saw a sign that said

    "Wet Floor"

    ...and she did..."

    .

    That's fcuking hilarious.

  • Please can anybody post in segments the entire show, or help an American GM fan to find a dvd copy of "George Michael: A Different Story". Thanks xx

  • I have a cracked rib, and it hurts every time I laugh, but I don't care

  • yeah, unforetunately

  • can someone tell me what tampon is and do they look like?

  • A tampon is like a chunk of cotton wool with a peice of string attached to it. It is inserted into a womans vagina during her period to soak up the blood.

    The joke is inferring that the women are so thin that inserting a tampon would make them look fat.

  • haahahahahahahaha

    i wanna see a tampon...excuse my naive behaviour

    does tampons have flavours too?

  • Why would a peice if cotton wool for soaking up menstrual fluid have flavours?? Womens vaginas don't have taste buds (which is lucky).

  • well i dunno, i'm a guy, I'm too young to know the 'big world' out there. So they don't have tastebuds? lol

    sorry I'm just taking the mickey out of yer. lol

  • wat yr was di

  • love joan,

    she knows life is short and legend is forever,

    keep being u baby.

  • wow! that's a good phrase you got there.

  • shes hysterical, and she doesn't care what she talks about! imagine havin a nan like that!

  • adore her shes gorgeous and amazing :D xx

  • why is the sound so bad on some of these videos?

  • its sounds lyk sharon osbourne is there somewere cause i recknise the laugh

  • Hilarious. I love Joan Rivers!!

  • CAMP ATTACK!

  • Joan's comic timing is great, i love her. she rules

  • Joan is the queen of comedy!! How many old women have her modern sense of humor? She's a better comic than most of the others half her age! I hope she lives a long time in good health!!

  • has any body or cud anybody make this in to mp3 format for me and send it to my email ir send me a direct message id be much greatful to you guys x joan rocks x

  • where r ur slaves? do it urself

  • can any body

  • Joan Rivers is slowly becoming my God/Goddess. I soooo want to be like her when I'm old! Plus she has fantastic hair. :D

  • love her! she's an absolute bitch but so good at it!! she can get away with anything!! i bet if she'd made the crack at britney at the mtv awards everyone wouldve laughed!!!

  • i cudnt stop laughin what a legend

  • Stephen and Joan!

    HEY

  • love lov love her, but if she has any more face lifts, she´ll be talking out of her ass.

  • she's amazing!!!!  I can't stop watching this clip.

  • Me too!

  • Joan Rivers is hilarious!

  • "does the tampon make me look fat?"

    lmao!!

  • Joan Rivers is a Fabulous Human Being she's hillarious!

  • i LOVE that bitch!!!!

  • I love Joan Rivers.

    Her voice, her personality,

    just everything basically :]!

    She makes me lol.

  • BRILLIANT!!!!

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