1 Leicester Square: Russell Brand and Ashlee Simpson Part 1

[focksnooz]

At 2:44?

[focksnooz]

I played this over and over and couldn't figure out what he said-

What does he say when she says "Do a look like a mother now"

And he says "Not now, you seem like a ???"

[SunSennaful]

@focksnooz he says, "not now, you seem like a right tart" tart is british slang for seductress/coquette/etc

[focksnooz]

@SunSennaful Thanks for clearing that up! I could have played that a million times and would still have been lost.

[pharriswheel100]

russels good because he bores into your mind. hes great because he shows us who is to dim and fake to be genuine and open up to let talk flow.

[kendraalexa]

you american can't take British boms like Russell!

[Dedeurklink]

she has the same voice and face as kristin davis

[RandyJez]

@Dedeurklink Wow, you're right. Exactly the same, it's uncanny.



[momogompo]

@Hogi2021 oh ya the one partially eclipsed by a creepy/overly-happy hairdo! i see her!

[LoveOBxxxx]

I really don't know who this ashlee simpson is i'm purly watching this for russell! xxxx

[SkitzoMultiple]

@Hogi2021 HAHA OMG...i want what ever shes on :P

[hardieross]

Why is it everytime I watch that CND part it makes me laugh so loud

[mjharden0223]

She might as well roll pastry she needs a job

[hasonopinion]

i had no idea that russell brand was a tv host!! wow she looks cute there!

[billypopali]

@Hogi2021 4:10?!

[Cobrakay2003]

She could put on a diaper on me anytime, HOLD ME MOMMY!

[JStamCasual]

I love her.

[Gleblin]

аххах)))) бля, у нам срочно нужно ядерное оружие!!! бля, мы напали на Китай!!!)))

[Gleblin]

аххах)))) бля, у нас ядерное оружие!!! бля, мы напали на Китай!!!)))

[AndreSiraSebastian]

Wow she's nice!...but she does seem a little bit overwhelmed or taken by russell

[NighttSwimmming]

does anyone know where you can watch or download the 1 Leicester square series? how did the various uploaders get hold of the clips?

[geletmote]

this guy makes me feel like going out after watching this to pik up birds

[LuketheSleepless]

funny how almost everyone in the audience is a guy... strange.

[rolander122]

id fuck her up the bum.

[vmcolyer]

@rolander122 classy comment!

[bensimps123]

@rolander122 nice

[begood20000]

this definately was him at his peak. But he was still doing some great stuff on the radio before he left.

[125possom]

i think this was when he was most funny. hes a bit more careful what he says these days

[ShinDragonForce]

@125possom Yeah much funny in `06 , `07 nd `08 ..not so much now :/ shame ( which was also the name of his first and funniest stand up )

[AlphaDraconis7]

booooring...not russe brand, but her.

[TRAXTINKERZ]

she suks dus ms ahleigh

[TheAshMileyFan]

she´s awsome i luv her !

[123cafc]

Did Russell Brand just use this show to get to know some famous pretty girls?

This was him at his peak

[ajsparks87]

He called her "homey" - meaning pleasant and unpretentious.

[CherryTripping]

@ajsparks87 lol i love that u left out the "l" there *grins*

[iheartscarlett]

im pretty sure 'homely' doesn't mean ugly anywhere...

[metalgear1826]

yes it does, "the girl is is very homely, ew" like that, trust me my mom says it about ppl all the time, its the nice way of saying ugly.

[fabulusme17]

she reminds me of charlotte from sex and the city. lol aww

[boohlie]

@fabulusme17 YES. very much so.

[Sueness]

who is she? Why's she famous or on TV?

[xsugarbombBOOMx]

singer and actor

[guitarheroSG123]

shes famous because shes jessica simpsons sister

[iLimitlessi]

she isnt famous.. shes the sister of some1 sho is so called famous.. and that mimeing is pathetic...

[LexiHeartDesign]

Oh I envy you, I wish I didn't know who she was either :(

[fourfives89]

"Woke up the next day and thought: FUCKIN 'ELL WE NEED NUCLEAR WEAPONS. WE COULD BE ATTACKED BY CHINA?!"

hahahahahaha

[IsAbcMe]

LOL 4:10 onwards look at the chick behind Russ's shoulder ahahaha freaky!!

[endagallery]

haha

[perky596]

She looks like she's having a stroke

[ukadch22]

lmao 'you're buff'

she's the only person in the room who doesnt know what that meant lol

[samgillett29]

Not now you seem like a right tart!

Fucking love it

[nicoletot]

I love Russell Brad I wasn't going to mention this but I have literally seen over 5 other interviews and such of his on youtube where he is wearing the exact same thing. Yet he looks fresh each time !! :-P

[Butteryjam]

haha im not sure if he wears the same thing or he just has many of the same outfit haha he works it tbf :P

[nicoletot]

No i mean, there's only so many times girls can wear their formal dress at a party and someone not think they are poor or weird.

It is the exact same stuff he wore in other interviews, same pants, everything. But it still does not make you think less of him.

[Butteryjam]

yh thats true i think ots just because like those clothes or certanly those type of clothes are what hes known for

[tfinnish]

that cnd bit was fuckin hilarious

[InLoveWithTheMoon88]

She's not sexy enough to be in Chicago. She's like a cute little kindergartener or something, not Roxy.

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

Wow, you're a paedo.

[InLoveWithTheMoon88]

No, I mean seeing someone like her in a role like that seems kind of wrong and innappropriate somehow.

Besides, my post clearly says that she's NOT sexy, therefore her childlike appearance is NOT sexy to me.

If I meant "I like to have sex with children," I probably would have. But I don't, so I didn't.

But I appreciate your attempt at cheap humor. Asswipe.

[InLoveWithTheMoon88]

Shit, that came out wrong lol! I meant I probably would have said that, not just "I probably would have."

Made an ass of myself, didn't I?

[fliptopia]

this person is a paedo for not thinking someone who looks like a child is sexy? WTF?

[SamTvl7]

haha

[Minisha]

aiii!1

I aint seen this one yet.

[BeckyBexRebecca]

haha funny

shes quite sweet and shy and hes so crazy and energetic its a funny contrast

[soakey]

i wonder if he banged her

[FoxFan100]

I hope so!

[PhoenixCorpse]

russell brand or pete wentz

[MikeyC1429]

she is so nervous.

[freedomcostsabuckO5]

My God. The man is a genius.

[therealmrswentz101]

i love russell...... hate ashlee

[dullahgg]

u look like a right tart hahaha

[davelaye]

oh delray you sad little prick, this dick has been cut&pasting this same message on all of Russell's clips, what a fucking geek

[reflex1119]

your a fuckwit he kicked the crack and is more successfull then you you egostastical fuck hole

[YOUGOTLOLLED]

Christ, she's beautiful!

[yaddayadda45]

no one caught "campaign for nuclear disarmament"

[crazymrlee]

whats with her nose? i don't even recognize her at all

[HaGiraffeX]

She has had a nose job, lmao

[21Chrispy123]

yeah she looks totaly different, like a different person

[ohfuqyes]

I wonder if Ashley is actually singing in that stage performance..hahahaha, or if she does another Irish jig. If you dont know what I'm talking about check out her SNL fuck up

[ficklemiss]

She's scary!:'(

[vIKTORIAxo]

wow she looks soo young!

[MissRubyLillian]

I love USA v Russell, it looks like a culture clash but really Russ is just Russ. Good hearted but, sex obsessed and funny, love him!

[thecortni]

What's going on with her hair?

[livylovescoffee]

i'm sure shes a lovely girl.. but it seems to me she really doesn't understand russell's humour! she just seems to nervously laugh along.. god bless her haha

[drewbeeshag]

jimminy cricket pmwl! where's that shit come from?!

[thejobbyweecher]

i love how he takes the piss out of her finger tattoo!

[TommyReily]

Too much surgery doesn't even look like the same girl, I'd take her sister over her anyday.

[spartyman7]

"Doesn't even look like the same girl."

I know, that's what's great. I think she's cuter than the tuna of the sea girl now.

[topbluffa1]

err r u fukin serious? compared to her sister she is as real as it gets.

[spartyman7]

She's cute as all hell if you turn the volume off. When she laughs though, I'd kind of like to slit my throat to make the pain in my dome stop.

[spartyman7]

"Do I still seem like a mother to you?"

"Not now...you seem like a right tart."

Fucking hilarious.

Damn she's cute after that nose job. Seriously....she's like a 9.6 now, and before she got her beak adjusted she was like a 4.9.

[ericxpenner]

I wholeheartedly concur..though if I were to take her down I would insist on convincing her that putting duct tape over her mouth turned me on.

[spartyman7]

Awesome. Something tells me she's easily convinced. I don't mean "dumb as a brick";

more like "dumb as wood" which I really believe is kind of a compliment from an environmental perspective. I like her so much now, that I'm thinking of buying her latest CD, as long as she doesn't sing on it, but just wears a pushup bra and mimes.

[pdd912]

Oh my God, you're such a nut! But agree. She is looking good. She was cute before, but the nose was a distraction.  She's really pretty now.

[spartyman7]

That was mean of me to comment on her like that. Cheap laugh...but not fair. I generally don't comment on peoples looks; unless of course they surgically enhance them to try and move up from "C" list to "B-" list, but still...I need to cut her some slack. Her surgeon already cut her some nose. Damn, I can't stop.

[InLoveWithTheMoon88]

Well spartyman, we all know she doesn't sing anyway...shouldn't be a problem.

[ericxpenner]

My god, she is even stupider than I thought. The problem is that those who interview her here in the states pander to her special needs, so one is not inclined to notice since the common denominator has been decimated.

[spartyman7]

"her special needs.." ahhhhhhhh!!!

[Ba5im]

"are you a married human?" LOL!

[philipdarby5]

she's so damn cute

[drgrl]

That clip of her in "Chicago" was just embarrassingly bad.

[3goodtimes]

Wow! She sure changed a lot since that stupid TV show. Poor girl looks freaked out by Russell, sex-bunny spaz that he is. <3

[pist0lp33n]

i knew this would be bad when i saw it..ashlee isn't quick enough for russell. she is a simpson for godsake!

[keenly1]

i would fuck her

[ItaliaStickman]

i claim seconds!

[izzlebizzle2k8]

'any one for thirds', i hear

me please

[ItaliaStickman]

fourths! lol...and i also got seconds ;)

[CookieJoyProductions]

I'll finish her off with my machete! >_> So no one will know...

[ItaliaStickman]

hahaha machete...is that a euphemism? =P

[CookieJoyProductions]

No, it's quite literal. =D

[ItaliaStickman]

Okay, just let me have one last 'go' before you chop her up into mince meat :)

[xXanthex]

god shes so annoying

[Mariangel4]

Her laugh is pretty annoying. :) I didnt even recognize her!

[sponger240]

She is pretty slow tbh...

[oe9ejfn]

lmfaoo 2:20- 2:30

soo funnyy

[musiccloverx]

lmao

[DAORIGINALC65]

naturally she was just an average looking girl but with that nose. mmmmmmmm

[jackerooskie]

She's musically talentless...but she does look better with her nose job.

[katyisgone]

sweet jesus, she looked terrible in chicago.

[dangerdave18]

Will someone plz upload more of 1 leicester square theres tons out there and its brand at his best!

[IaMoDiNaRy]

She is sooooo annoying! Huhhuhhuhhuh! He told her she was homely!

[tykemeawaywyou]

the whole simpson family is obsessed with BOOBS!!! Christ, get lives people!!

[ebutuoymai]

who is ashlee simpson? iv never even heard of her?

[deldulin]

Jessica Simpson's little sister. Got in trouble for lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live. Married to the bassist of Fall Out Boy now and pregnant with his kid.

[NewCityHeroes]

Much better than Jessica Simpson imo.....I dont know why but I can tolerate Ashlee but her sister just gets on my nerves.

[Farfarsorgel]

Blurgh.

[1missemmajanexx]

she is the dullest most annoying talentless person in the world! x she is a waste of oxygen!and her giggle huh huh huh huh huh huh hu huh huh OMG SOOOOOOOO freakin annoyin!!

[rossinator11]

does she have any personality what so ever?

[MizHafHaf]

aww i like ashlee simpson cnt believe she go tthat nose job tho! AND shes engaged 2 petey wentz! didnt see that coming!

[jenalicerose]

she used to be so pretty

what happened?!!

[Pelonetillo]

you realized she wasnt very pretty?

[Lotrfan99]

hahahhaahhahahahaha that was good

[Felicitydreams]

god.

give me strength.

she's awful.

[moomoo2046]

ugh. ashley simpson. please die.

[Beatles899]

ashley simpson is doing what in chicago??

is she still doing whatever in chicago?

[georgiakv]

haha.for kids in london buff means like sexy/fit.

[hezza2910]

look at the woman behind russell at 04:06

HOW CREEPY IS SHE?!?!?!

[phizzy56]

haha...at least she had nice teeth

[smellymoose56]

lol your right about the woman at 4:06 x),

watch out a train's coming dear!

[Tullz90]

lmao she is!

ashley is so so annoying, but i think she actually did well in chicago really. it could have been worse :]

[hezza2910]

I'm sorry but she is SO IRRITATING!!!

[booshaholic321]

lol xx

[N4t4li3x]

The little twirl he did when he introduced her at the beginning was so cute ;D

[XVeriandomNess]

What a Very Nice young Misses all Giggly and what not

[HeRoxMySox123]

when was this on?

[itsashamblesbaby]

ahhh this show wsa so good i miss it! he had really good people on it too.

[spemz]

r all of the '1 Leicester Square's hosted by russell brand?

if so please post all of them!

xx

[KillAllCops]

Can someone pleaassee upload all of the 1 Leicester squares!

xxxx

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